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Poem for Vince Basile and Melvin Goodum
« on: January 09, 2008, 02:57:00 PM »
You two lovebirds
Get a room
One of you can play the groom
The other one plays the bitch
But since both of you got tits
Who plays who = ?
Just don't call it a quits until you've gotten all the love for each other out of your system

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Re: Poem for Vince Basile and Melvin Goodum
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2008, 03:01:53 PM »
Quote from: Debussey DF on January 09, 2008, 02:57:00 PM
You two lovebirds
Get a room
One of you can play the groom
The other one plays the bitch
But since both of you got tits
Who plays who = ?
Just don't call it a quits until you've gotten all the love for each other out of your system
Uh...I think we need an intervention. Stat! 

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Re: Poem for Vince Basile and Melvin Goodum
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2008, 03:03:08 PM »
Melvin! I am ready in my bedroom! I am wearing my trademark speedos! Just for you! Come on now chap! Daddy Vince Basile is waiting for you big bad Melvin!
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Re: Poem for Vince Basile and Melvin Goodum
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2008, 03:21:38 PM »
It's obvious Basile has the hots for Melvin.

Both exhibit some type of intelligence, write surprisingly well, yet at the same time are totally delusional. A perfect couple.
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Re: Poem for Vince Basile and Melvin Goodum
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2008, 03:22:30 PM »
Quote from: Van_Bilderass on January 09, 2008, 03:21:38 PM
It's obvious Basile has the hots for Melvin.

Both exhibit some type of intelligence, write surprisingly well, yet at the same time are totally delusional. A perfect couple.

Vince Basile and Melvin would be in bed within 10 minutes of meeting each other.
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Re: Poem for Vince Basile and Melvin Goodum
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2008, 03:24:00 PM »
Quote from: Debussey DF on January 09, 2008, 03:22:30 PM
Vince Basile and Melvin would be in bed within 10 minutes of meeting each other.
Sluts.
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Re: Poem for Vince Basile and Melvin Goodum
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2008, 03:25:07 PM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on January 09, 2008, 03:24:00 PM
Sluts.

"Senior tits Basile" and Melvin in the same bed. What a sight.  :-X
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Re: Poem for Vince Basile and Melvin Goodum
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2008, 04:01:50 PM »
Slander, chap!
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Re: Poem for Vince Basile and Melvin Goodum
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2008, 04:04:14 PM »
Debussey, you now join Goatboy on the official Getbig most wanted hit list. There will be a reward to bring in your scalp dead of alive. In the meantime, go and get laid because your life on this board reveals one very lonely, sad person lunatic.
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Re: Poem for Vince Basile and Melvin Goodum
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2008, 04:06:15 PM »
Quote from: Debussey DF on January 09, 2008, 02:57:00 PM
You two lovebirds
Get a room
One of you can play the groom
The other one plays the bitch
But since both of you got tits
Who plays who = ?
Just don't call it a quits until you've gotten all the love for each other out of your system



LOLZ..another great post.

By the way, how is the family doing? send them my love! :)
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Re: Poem for Vince Basile and Melvin Goodum
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2008, 04:22:27 PM »
Quote from: Vince Basile on January 09, 2008, 04:04:14 PM
Debussey, you now join Goatboy on the official Getbig most wanted hit list. There will be a reward to bring in your scalp dead of alive. In the meantime, go and get laid because your life on this board reveals one very lonely, sad person lunatic.

Debussey! I want Melvin in my bedroom NOW! Go get him! I'm ready in my leather pants!!
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Re: Poem for Vince Basile and Melvin Goodum
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2008, 04:23:46 PM »
You think Basile would shell out the cash to have Goodrum fly down to Australia to have a shag in some rural beach?
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Re: Poem for Vince Basile and Melvin Goodum
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2008, 04:26:17 PM »
Quote from: Camel  Jockey on January 09, 2008, 04:23:46 PM
You think Basile would shell out the cash to have Goodrum fly down to Australia to have a shag in some rural beach?

Ohh you bet! Vince would probably pay thousands to see Melvin get fucked by a horse!
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Re: Poem for Vince Basile and Melvin Goodum
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2008, 05:27:00 PM »
This is no way to treat the resident moral philosopher on Getbig. I should have known better than to reply to Debussey. Now that character is stalking me and doing everything he can do get some attention. If you read between the lines you will see that he needs some endorsement from me that he is okay. Sorry, but the government should show more responsibility and keep the mentally challenged in special homes for their own protection.

Guys like Debussey should be confined to the garbage boards on Getbig where they belong.  I am totally innocent of all scandalous charges!
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Re: Poem for Vince Basile and Melvin Goodum
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2008, 09:31:38 PM »
ahahaah
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Re: Poem for Vince Basile and Melvin Goodum
« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2008, 02:53:00 AM »
Quote from: Vince Basile on January 09, 2008, 05:27:00 PM
I am totally innocent of all scandalous charges!

I offered Melvin a place to stay in Australia, free of charge!! Melvin were to follow my intense training schedule!!

I have built many fine training devices during the years! But these are the tools I use to whip people like Melvin! into shape!
This is my secret to hypertrophy! In Sidney, the chaps I train wears this!:





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Re: Poem for Vince Basile and Melvin Goodum
« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2008, 02:56:05 AM »
OH MELVIN. FAIR DINK ME, FAIR DINK ME!
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Re: Poem for Vince Basile and Melvin Goodum
« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2008, 02:56:35 AM »
Quote from: Debussey DF on January 10, 2008, 02:53:00 AM
I offered Melvin a place to stay in Australia, free of charge!! Melvin were to follow my intense training schedule!!

I have built many fine training devices during the years! But these are the tools I use to whip people like Melvin! into shape!
This is my secret to hypertrophy! In Sidney, the chaps I train wears this!:







Shit Vince, Debussey knew there was something kinky about you.

When looking at the picture, it makes perfect sense. You = a local gay S&M baron. YOur body = classic old sNm pervert material:

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Re: Poem for Vince Basile and Melvin Goodum
« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2008, 02:58:05 AM »
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Re: Poem for Vince Basile and Melvin Goodum
« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2008, 03:06:50 AM »
Quote from: Vince Basile on January 09, 2008, 04:04:14 PM
Debussey, you now join Goatboy on the official Getbig most wanted hit list. There will be a reward to bring in your scalp dead of alive. In the meantime, go and get laid because your life on this board reveals one very lonely, sad person lunatic.

Aren't you already a fugitive, leaving Canada for Australia due to certain circumstances?
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Re: Poem for Vince Basile and Melvin Goodum
« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2008, 03:12:57 AM »
Quote from: Hedgehog on January 10, 2008, 03:06:50 AM
Aren't you already a fugitive, leaving Canada for Australia due to certain circumstances?

You have to be very careful when you proposition any guy in the street.  He could be a mountie.
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