How the fuck can anyone stay in Key West over a week? Insanely boring. When I drive down to fish or for FantsyFest it’s just overnight for me.
It all depends on how much pussy you pull.
There's all kinds of shit to do. Fishing, sailing, drinking, scuba, snorkel, hotel, restaurants and every single day brings in several hundred new mid west, corn siken, beauties. It's like a white woman's version of how stella got her groove back. It doesn't matter if you're looking at the single mom gen X'er with a toe ring and faded tats or if you're more into millennials.... its too easy to get laid here. Plus the food is great, if you're into raw seafood.
I love it down here. But it's very sterile compared to what it was 2 decades ago. It used to resemble Mos Isley space port. Now it bares more of a semblance to a disney cruise ship.
Oh, fuck if I had any idea the beach towel looked like a cut off sleeveless sweater id never have posted it. For fucks sake. That kind of shit is hard to live down.
