.......Salvatore "the Salvation"WTF? I heard Ethiopia was organizing a Feed Johnny drive so you don't starve.
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/081420101.jpg)
Mods, you can make the change so people can join "the Salvation Army"...
...and some of those blue stars would be fine as well btw
"It's not attention whoring- it's a movement"
WTF? I heard Ethiopia was organizing a Feed Johnny drive so you don't starve.
You look like a jewish AIDS victim on crack.
thank you cuz i feel "fat" today, actually
You look like a jewish AIDS victim on crack.
honestly, i'm offended by the "jewish" part
.....i'm okay with everything else though
Without the tan you could pass for Jewish...Just sayin
Wouldnt the 'Salivation' be more appropriate?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saliva
i was just coming on here to post if you post that back piece on here you are gonna get rocked--lol--and there it is
btw, that IS NOT a sex toy in the lower left hand corner in my "back piece" pic
it is a "Razorba"
http://www.razorba.com/default.aspx?gclid=CIX7uO6uuqMCFeoD5QodkwulcA
You're looking good JNN... Lean and mean!
I'm gonna try getting lean too now that i'm down in Fl with some good weather!
omg
the ship is sinking fast
quit blaming your dad :)
Threads like this kind of make me miss the older, meaner getbig..... :(
;D
Man you got to get that Tat finished dancing for hoes with half done Tat could cut into profits just saying. Maybe a cape is in order?
yes..I also have to have my appointments on mondays instead of fridays cuz i can't dance with a open sore on my back on a saturday night.........or could I?If the open sores around your mouth don't bother them, why should a little fresh tattoo?
yes..I also have to have my appointments on mondays instead of fridays cuz i can't dance with a open sore on my back on a saturday night.........or could I?Damn that may be a good idea there are some sick hoes out there that like open sores could bring in more profits. ;D
I thought the plan was to move to Vegas and be a manwhore?
my Vicadin "problem" fucked up those plans, unfortunately
yes..I also have to have my appointments on mondays instead of fridays cuz i can't dance with a open sore on my back on a saturday night.........or could I?
the salivation would be too gay even for me i think
btw, check out the hot ink
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs218.snc4/39218_1418377372730_1031507251_30969054_4461993_n.jpg)
it's almost done
LOOK AT ME DADDY....ARE YOU PROUD OF ME
You could have that finished in one session...Not when he's making $20 payments and giving the artist a handjob after each session.
listen pal, I don't know how you guys do things in Canada but in America we have the right to not face our problems head on and, instead, decide to blame our parents who give us everythingI approve this method
.......Salvatore "the Salvation"Fixed ;D
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/081420101.jpg)
Mods, you can make the change so people can join "the Salvation Army"...
...and some of those blue stars would be fine as well btw
"It's not attention whoring- it's a bowel movement"
looking good prince.
The Salvation is a fat piece of shit...i don't think i'm gonna eat for like 2 daysHonestly dude if you put on 15-20 pounds of lean mass you would look good , other than your abs you look to have aids and dont look healthy man , not hating just saying it how I see it. :-\
Honestly dude if you put on 15-20 pounds of lean mass you would look good , other than your abs you look to have aids and dont look healthy man , not hating just saying it how I see it. :-\
Get back on the juice johnay
this is salvatore speaking here right now- "The Salvation" is taking a break
I appreciate the concern HOWEVER these pics are of me at (get ready for this) 3000 calories a day.
I do have a high activety level and, honestly, I don't see myself slowing down.
I do have to admit to having a HUGE Vicadin problem over the last couple years that had caused me to yo yo a bit. Now that I got it beat, it seems that not only have i settled at my low weight but have gotten even lower/leaner
I'd go on the gas (morally, i'm not opposed to it) but it is just a matter of finding a good source (i'm not gonna do anything from a UG lab) and money
Why ARE U AWAKE?
Post pics when you're done.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs218.snc4/39218_1418377372730_1031507251_30969054_4461993_n.jpg)
(http://library.usu.edu/Specol/digitalexhibits/masaryk/images/swastika.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs269.snc4/39803_1419189193025_1031507251_30971246_7176520_n.jpg)
The Salvation the morning after binging on Ice Cream, Cookies and Absolut vodka
for that matter why are any of u north americans up at this hour? Im pulling a midnight move
You've so nailed that Blue Steel look that I think you can now claim it as your own.
(http://hsu-family.com/Julian/images/blue-steel.png)
I just got back from running and just had breakfast...seriously, i never sleepNow I see the key to epic leans for JNN no sleep hence burning calories non stop a true warrior in Rick Rude fashion.
Now I see the key to epic leans for JNN no sleep hence burning calories non stop a true warrior in Rick Rude fashion.
also, alot of my epic leans comes from the fact that my dad look almost like this when he was my age (and he never dieted or lifted a weight)
(http://membres.multimania.fr/marcoruas/ruaspose.jpg)
Old school bad ass right there. Legendary pussy wrecking machine in Brasil.
also, alot of my epic leans comes from the fact that my dad look almost like this when he was my age (and he never dieted or lifted a weight)Genes rule, now I see why he never went to any of your games, he was too busy with hoes epic leans bring them in to quote Falcon. I never seen the Rick Rude tat.
(http://membres.multimania.fr/marcoruas/ruaspose.jpg)
also, alot of my epic leans comes from the fact that my dad look almost like this when he was my age (and he never dieted or lifted a weight)He was a POW at aushwitz ???
(http://membres.multimania.fr/marcoruas/ruaspose.jpg)
I just got back from running and just had breakfast...seriously, i never sleep
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs269.snc4/39803_1419189193025_1031507251_30971246_7176520_n.jpg)Epic use of split mirrors to hide your nose, buzzed down hair around your hideous ears, and puffy hair to distract from your ugly ass face.
The Salvation the morning after binging on Ice Cream, Cookies and Absolut vodka
If you want to see what that shit tattoo will look like when it's done just google "Genki Sudo".....way to use body art to express yourself, with someone else's idea.
Epic use of split mirrors to hide your nose, buzzed down hair around your hideous ears, and puffy hair to distract from your ugly ass face.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs269.snc4/39803_1419189193025_1031507251_30971246_7176520_n.jpg)::) look at the state of this aids riddled twink :-X
The Salvation the morning after binging on Ice Cream, Cookies and Absolut vodka
I realize there is just SO much wrong with this thread....but my semi-erect penis wants me to keep reading.
;D
I realize there is just SO much wrong with this thread....but my semi-erect penis wants me to keep reading.
;D
omg you are like the situation got the 3 race stripes on side of hair. How much does your haircut cost? You are pretty cool.(http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-07-14/1247574906013.jpg)
jt
I still think the 'salivation' is better. Or may it should be the 'salivator', I imagine thats how the homos you blow refer to you...
JNN, are you being serious about the Guess jeans?
If so, where do you buy them? I haven't seen them anywhere but a thrift store for fifteen years.
And, yes, I shop at thrift stores.
Things just aren't working for you right now garebear.... I'm sure it will pick up.Ha ha. I prefer it for a lot of clothes.
Guess is everywhere dude ???Illinois.
You live in Siberia?
Ha ha. I prefer it for a lot of clothes.
Some stuff you just can't get there, tho.
Illinois.
It's strange because just the other day I was thinking how I never see Guess Jeans anymore.
Not knocking them or anything. I graduated hi school in 94 and I remember them being popular then.
JNN, are you being serious about the Guess jeans?
If so, where do you buy them? I haven't seen them anywhere but a thrift store for fifteen years.
And, yes, I shop at thrift stores.
:o :o :o :-\
that explains alot
r u serious?
www.guess.com
marciano (which is the mother company of GUESS) has made the brand very prestigious
tell me- what part of the midwest are you from...I don't know if you are from the Midwest btw...i just am assuming that you are
You've got it backwards, Guess? Inc. is the mother company, Marciano is it's much smaller and upscale designer label, Guess? Inc. is the more affordable larger label.
r u serious?Right now I'm in Central Illinois.
www.guess.com
marciano (which is the mother company of GUESS) has made the brand very prestigious
tell me- what part of the midwest are you from...I don't know if you are from the Midwest btw...i just am assuming that you are
nice catch
i totally fucked that up
so when is the ceremony for the deceased? And will there be a "kissy face" eulogy, and at the end hair gel packets will be dispensed, with a obligatory dowsing of the head, so that we all can be in the fragrant remembrance of JNN?
so when is the ceremony for the deceased? And will there be a "kissy face" eulogy, and at the end hair gel packets will be dispensed, with a obligatory dowsing of the head, so that we all can be in the fragrant remembrance of JNN?
And will there be 'pomade' for the 'brothers' that can't really use hair gel because their hair is not 'designed' for it ?Shit, I forgot. There should be! "Sportin' Waves", "Dax Hair grease", is the only way to go...boy when I had hair, you didn't want to get to close, you'd get seasick from all the WAVES....
I would attend the ceremony, dressed up as a metro, emo, eyeliner wearing twink...solely out of respect.Minus the eyeliner, you might shed a tear, mussing it up, and thereby not comforming to the JNN statutes of "classically-obnoxiously standing out from the crowd, yet comforming to society"
;D
Minus the eyeliner, you might shed a tear, mussing it up, and thereby not comforming to the JNN statutes of "classically-obnoxiously standing out from the crowd, yet comforming to society"
In the immortal words of Lesley Gore....It's my party and I'll cry if I want to.This will be sung by JCVD, chorus by the Gotti Sons, and a "kissy face" salute by the attendees
IT'S MY PARTY
Lesley Gore
Nobody knows where my Johnny has gone
Judy left the same time
Why was he holding her hand
When he's supposed to be mine
It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to
You would cry too if it happened to you
Playin' my records, keep dancin' all night
Leave me alone for a while
'Till Johnny's dancin' with me
I've got no reason to smile
It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to
You would cry too if it happened to you
------ LEAD BREAK ------
Judy and Johnny just walked through the door
Like a queen with her king
Oh what a birthday surprise
Judy's wearin' his ring
It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to
You would cry too if it happened to you
there is no ceremony until the name change happensDon't be offended if I skip the "viewing"...BayGBM can give details, if he is so inclined...
there will be, however, a pic of me (after tanning) in my new favorite underwear tonight
there is no ceremony until the name change happens
there will be, however, a pic of me (after tanning) in my new favorite underwear tonight
there is no ceremony until the name change happens
there will be, however, a pic of me (after tanning) in my new favorite underwear tonight
It's almost 5pm here in Hawaii so it's got to be around 11:00pm where you are.
I'm still waiting. (no homo)
Well....let's get this party started.Wow. This man needs to be stopped.
;D
i'll have something up after i shower in a bit ;)
EDIT: ACTUALLY- THERE WILL BE NO NEW PIX UNTIL THE NAME CHANGE IS MADE!!!
The Salivator?
THE SALVATION
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/081820104.jpg)
Wow. This man needs to be stopped.
For the record...in Illinois, nothing worthwhile lives south of Naperville.
;D
Time to ungay this thread.
For the record...in Illinois, nothing worthwhile lives south of Naperville.I forgot her name, but i remember her ass...
;D
Time to ungay this thread.
Just because you have a mustache and the body of a 14-year old boy, doesn't mean I want to tongue punch your chocolate starfish spinster.
;D
I forgot her name, but i remember her ass...
When I get cut up, I'm gonna buy a pair of those underwear...
UNGAY?!??!?!?
dude- i'm like a shredded pat benetar
what man wouldn't want that?
BayGBM
Sementaster
Xerxes
Puggylist669
the nerve >:( >:( ;D
:D OMG Salvation that has to be one of theCos you cant see his face ? :Dgayestgreatest pic of you I have ever seen ;D.
Dragon Ballz Z+ Horseface + Rihanna+ Shame+ Broken nose=
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/082020108.jpg)
I like that pic Salvation
I like your Jeans bro. 8) Are those Diesel??
I like your Jeans bro. 8) Are those Diesel??
i do to
I like the veins in my arms in this one but my waist looks "blocky" in it so it is give and take I guess
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/0820201020.jpg)
I am not exactly sure how to respond to this pic :-\ :-\
there is a pic of me in pink low rise underwear in this thread yet this is the one that gives you a questionable response lol
i do to
I like the veins in my arms in this one but my waist looks "blocky" in it so it is give and take I guess
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/0820201020.jpg)
there is a pic of me in pink low rise underwear in this thread yet this is the one that gives you a questionable response lol
Wow. Just wow.
haha what a bunch of queens in this thread. ::)X2.. Here you go homo's go rub some of this on each other
X2.. Here you go homo's go rub some of this on each other:D
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3593/3495050995_57f1f6307f.jpg?v=0)
Salvation,
I think w/ the ripped look, cleff chin, pouty lips and bangs you are primed and ready to make a splash on "Tool Academy" !!
Will you go by Sal?
I have a feeling the douchbagery" will continue anyways
Salvation,
How far from NYC do you live?
What is the tentative timeline to LA?
you finaly came out of the closet?
make the change mods OR THE DOUCHEBAGGERY WILL CONTINUEEpic Depeche Mode haircut.
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/0821201013.jpg)(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/0821201012.jpg)(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/082120108.jpg)
uh oh i dont like this new name
Serious questions for the Salivator.
Are you always 'done up' when you leave the house? Or do you ever wear plain/normal clothes and not do your hair etc?
Do people laugh/stare when they see you in public?
Do most people think you are gay when they first meet you?
the slopnation seems to have taken the day off
bro youre ripped to shreds and you can pull off the tan but why dont you just buzz your head and wear some normal white v necks or something
i think it would look good
no homo
i've done it before and, honestly, I don't care for the "high and tight" look
I'll stick with bangs- it's become my trademark over the years
Suit yourself
by the way, I gave that prep H trick a trial run and it looks sickk
You better hope you don't get hit by someone.
And will there be 'pomade' for the 'brothers' that can't really use hair gel because their hair is not 'designed' for it ?HAHA!
three hours away
i'm actually getting ALOT of legit modeling bookings and between stripping on the weekends and modeling during the week things are getting unreal
I dont know when i'm coming to L.A. honestly
btw, i acknowledge the fact that a guy like me is "A dime a dozen in LA"
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/08212010911.jpg)
i've done it before and, honestly, I don't care for the "high and tight" look
I'll stick with bangs- it's become my trademark over the years
That's not blue steel or ferrari......what do you call this pose Salvatore?
and don't act like you don't have a name for it :D
it's called " the struggle ofvanitymasculinity"
whats the prep h trick?
Dude Salvatore "The Concentration Camp" would fit better. Yes I know I am fat. But dude you are anorexic. You better hope you don't get hit by someone.
like most homosexuals who didnt have a father johnny needs masculinity to be injected right into his body thru his anus by a muscular bear. Boys without a father either end paranoid insecure delinquants trying to find a family in a gang, or end homosexuals , trying to find the father they never had into anoter man who will maculinize em trhu sexual intercourses.
Johnny, you either have the choice to find a decent substitute of a father figure in another man who will accept this role, or end with another dude plugging his cock into your rectum.
Salvatore, how much money do you make as a stripper?
and are there any hot young chick who go to these shows? or is it just old hags?
like most homosexuals who didnt have a father johnny needs masculinity to be injected right into his body thru his anus by a muscular bear. Boys without a father either end paranoid insecure delinquants trying to find a family in a gang, or end homosexuals , trying to find the father they never had into anoter man who will maculinize em trhu sexual intercourses.
Johnny, you either have the choice to find a decent substitute of a father figure in another man who will accept this role, or end with another dude plugging his cock into your rectum.
Maybe Goodrum and Vissy will adopt him
actually, this is, sadly, too spot on
This Saturday, i'm getting 175, cash, for 45 minutes
of that 175- the agency gets 75 and I get 100
they don't get my tips though
Who says you cant put a price on dignity.
Apparently that price is around $100 ??? :-\
:P
(http://i37.tinypic.com/15fmafc.jpg)
JNN is now Salvatore!? Now, what was that mob film that had that guy 'Fat Sally' in it? *scratches head*
/gonna bug me all day
Salvatore Blowmo.......jnn will get it.
HOLY SHIT
IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!
IF SO, I ONLY WISH I WAS THAT RIPPED
YOU MUST POST IT ON MY FACEBOOK
btw, what's up with the brown streak ?
i plan on future pieces of art on other gb'ers
that thread would be LEGEND
dude, I got in trouble with Johnny Rodz for calling Salvatore Bellomo a "jabroni" one time..true story
I knew you'd get it.....mizark.... ;D
How can anyone hate on Salvatore?
The man is one of the few witty posters left on this board..l.
Coupled with the fact that he has a sense of humor, can laugh at himself, and is a total shameless tool, Whats not to like?
Salvatore, If I ever get to NY, or you ever come to Houston, Were going out for drinks.
But stay away from my Fiance Dave. >:( ;D
How can anyone hate on Salvatore?
The man is one of the few witty posters left on this board..l.
Coupled with the fact that he has a sense of humor, can laugh at himself, and is a total shameless tool, Whats not to like?
Salvatore, If I ever get to NY, or you ever come to Houston, Were going out for drinks.
But stay away from my Fiance. >:( ;D
I love it
If my "policeman" shirt wasn't at the Costume lady's shop getting "snap off" buttons put on it, I swear I would post a pic of me in it with the new thong I got today
btw, I really did get a new thong today in the mail today....i'm not joking
I repeat.....i'm a 32 year old man who, in the last week, got two thongs in the mail and could write them off as a "tax expense"
Can I see the thongs man (no homo) I just want to see what dancers are wearing these days.
just took these pix like 3 minutes ago....Team Nasser incoming...
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/thongs.jpg)
...i'm too tired to put them on
just took these pix like 3 minutes ago....
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/thongs.jpg)
...i'm too tired to put them on
i was just sick - literally.
mods please delete this thread and ban kieth.
dude, you're as fat as him.
Thread= Des approved
10 pages of this garbage ;D
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Is that fake tan? hahaahaha
hahaha you got an iphone4
ugh- as if!!! ;D
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/082620102.jpg)
btw, "Salvatore the Salvation" has kinda completed what he needs for a GUARENTEED SPOT on a reality show
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/backpiececomplete1.jpg)
Would have been easier and cheaper to have just bought the t-shirt.LOL
;D
No
Tanning lotion with a bronzer
Would have been easier and cheaper to have just bought the t-shirt.
;D
So what kind of tanning lotion do you prefer?? Bronzer better than intensifier. Serious question ;D
You're uglier than sin facially
i'll admit that facially i'm a "Acquired taste" but, ya got to admit that i got a pretty kicking body
granted the studs in this forum don't think much of "The Salvation" but 18 year old girls and cougars dig it
All the way good looking dude.
btw,
while Getbig was down...The Salvation was Peaking
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs203.ash2/46607_1432201398322_1031507251_31005102_8309433_n.jpg)
taken saturday
Pardon the "zombie face" didn't sleep at all on Friday night
btw, I realize that I am a "male butterface"...however, I do have a pretty insane physique and a good rap so it all makes up for my busted face
btw (part 2) I don't type the fact that I have a "busted face" so i can get the sympathitc "oh, you're not ugly facially" respond...No- I know Im uglier than sin facially
Seriously, buzz your hair short. It will make you appear much much much more masculine. As of now you look like a freakshow who is trying to look a certain way, but if you buzz your head it will become just how you look. Seriously.
Salvation- do you peak for every performance?
not as much as I used toYou got a bobblehead.
btw, as of last saturday I have retired from stripping
i'm not gonna make a huge eulogy...i'm just over with it
btw, as of last saturday I have retired from stripping
WTF , what happened ?A chick touched his weiner, gave him the heebie jeebies.
A chick touched his weiner, gave him the heebie jeebies.
A chick touched his weiner, gave him the heebie jeebies.
Haha .Those were Nasser classics, he can't bring himself to put them on.
Nah man ,The Salvation is straight .
I think something really traumatic happened he just bought two new thongs last week .
not as much as I used to
btw, as of last saturday I have retired from stripping
i'm not gonna make a huge eulogy...i'm just over with it
OMG Johnny got an iPhone 4 !
Get a load of this shitmmmmmmmmmmm(http://www.oldtimeconfection.com/boston%20baked%20beans%20theatre%20size.jpg)
mmmmmmmmmm(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTiRvvzEbZX9HriEkgCeyBXPqoPlku2dgalTpBJyIJK_0gP0gI&t=1&usg=__Ta6xUzAoCjPDLaCuCHDxxGYr87Y=)
btw,
while Getbig was down...The Salvation was Peaking
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs203.ash2/46607_1432201398322_1031507251_31005102_8309433_n.jpg)
taken saturday
Pardon the "zombie face" didn't sleep at all on Friday night
btw, I realize that I am a "male butterface"...however, I do have a pretty insane physique and a good rap so it all makes up for my busted face
btw (part 2) I don't type the fact that I have a "busted face" so i can get the sympathitc "oh, you're not ugly facially" respond...No- I know Im uglier than sin facially
WTF , what happened ?
You got a bobblehead.
Sal,
do you act like Rodger, Rachel Zoe's husband in real life?
Like, in the last episode he was drinking a beer, but you can tell he was disgusted by the taste, and when Rachel asked him what the hell he was doing, with a total lisp he goes "what? like i can't have a beer and watch a football game".
Salvation,
What will you do to subsidize the loss of income from stripping?
OMG Johnny got an iPhone 4 !
a buzz cut with abit of scaring on the face would do wonders.
but in real life, I'm a FUCKING GOD that girls cream their panties over
on this forum, I look "sickly and gay"
but in real life, I'm a FUCKING GOD that girls cream their panties over
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/083120102.jpg)(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/083120101.jpg)
btw, ALOT OF HATERZ WILL TRY AND DENY IT BUT YOU KNOW THAT MY LOOK MAKES ALL THE 18 YEAR OLDS AND COUGARS GO NUTZ
Salvation,
I am sorry to hear you will no longer be working at GOlds. You baptized that gym into the fundementals of TABATA!
I think you should fill in Quicker Blade to the new job opening in the "agency"
You would rule in LA - even w/ the hair!
No, I seriously think you need to cut the hair, I would think it scares away most decent looking chicks.
I challenge you on that Salvatore :D
Sal's a good guy, and he gives us a great insight into today's modern male.Let's go with a COA Getbig thongy-thingy.
Now Salva, don't take this personally, as you've been my sex slut on teh boards for a while, but i see a lot of dudes like you out in public now.
1. in shape, but "skinny"
2. over tan
3. pays way too much attention to penis / facial hair
4. no life skills
5. lost and searching
6. invests into stupid shit like iphones every 3 months, yet wonders why he has no money
7. parental issues
basically, a chick. i will however go to you if i need nair tips or where to get underoos that make my penis look big.
Sal's a good guy, and he gives us a great insight into today's modern male.
Now Salva, don't take this personally, as you've been my sex slut on teh boards for a while, but i see a lot of dudes like you out in public now.
1. in shape, but "skinny"
2. over tan
3. pays way too much attention to penis / facial hair
4. no life skills
5. lost and searching
6. invests into stupid shit like iphones every 3 months, yet wonders why he has no money
7. parental issues
basically, a chick. i will however go to you if i need nair tips or where to get underoos that make my penis look big.
dude, all "internet self effacing" humor aside but you hit it right on the motherfucking nail
that is me
I just don't know where you'll end up. I'm 28, not sure how old you are, so i don't know how it pans out for today's "modern male". Since I got married, I fell off the face of the earth, sans a couple friends so not sure what the future holds.Judging by the pics JNN looks mid 30s ?
on this forum, I look "sickly and gay"You got abs, fucked up looking ones at that.....and a huge head with Robert Smith hair.
but in real life, I'm a FUCKING GOD that girls cream their panties over
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/083120102.jpg)(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/083120101.jpg)
btw, ALOT OF HATERZ WILL TRY AND DENY IT BUT YOU KNOW THAT MY LOOK MAKES ALL THE 18 YEAR OLDS AND COUGARS GO NUTZ
You got abs, fucked up looking ones at that.....and a huge head with Robert Smith hair.
You got abs, fucked up looking ones at that.....and a huge head with Robert Smith hair.
Bullshit. With painted nails, lipstick, eyeliner and a ton of hair products, Robert Smith looks like Arnold in the original Terminator compared to Salvatore.;D
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_joEtjQNzthU/Sx0x05RkT7I/AAAAAAAABfQ/SzctKYu5zX8/s400/robertsmith.jpg)
hey 'sal'- cry to the mods to get my post deleted?
hit a little too close to home eh?
Ease up on the tans and do some barbell rows, squats, bench, military press, deadlifts ;D
btw, for a site full of "Straight, Butch, Manly" men their is ALOT of hair criticism
shit, their is more criticism of my awesome retro hair than my Bruce lee like physique
You do have a physique like Bruce Lee......course he's been dead for 30 yrs.....
so- it is safe to say that i am a male verision of a "butterface"
btw, how funny is it that this is one (of SEVERAL ) attention whoring threads I have and will start
I was wondering how are your teeth. You never smile and show them. just wondering if the grill matched the body. ;DSpeaking of never being shown, hows the progress going with the weight loss?
(http://)LOL. Little Buddy. ;D
They should call you "The Starvation"
Yo Sal- HIV called, they want their illness back LOL
They should call you "The Starvation"
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btw, for a site full of "Straight, Butch, Manly" men their is ALOT of hair criticismnothing worse than morons that don't know the difference between their and there or your and you're...
shit, their is more criticism of my awesome retro hair than my Bruce lee like physique
btw, how funny is it that this is one (of SEVERAL ) attention whoring threads I have and will start
Speaking of never being shown, hows the progress going with the weight loss?
Keith, and I say this cause I love ya, you shouldnt be taking clen until youre much further along in the process, your heart cant be in the best shape as is and clen certainly will exacerbate any issues.
Yo Sal- HIV called, they want their illness back LOL
They should call you "The Starvation"
Epic Ethiopian leans bro
Yo Sal- HIV called, they want their illness back LOL;D hahaha
They should call you "The Starvation"
Epic Ethiopian leans bro