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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #175 on: August 22, 2010, 11:18:56 PM »
the slopnation seems to have taken the day off

naw brother....right now I'm pulling "weird hours"

i think i'm going through my "The Machinist" phase of life

wait, in a couple of weeks, I will be going through my "A Serbian Film" phase

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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #176 on: August 22, 2010, 11:20:29 PM »
bro youre ripped to shreds and you can pull off the tan but why dont you just buzz your head and wear some normal white v necks or something
i think it would look good
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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #177 on: August 22, 2010, 11:41:43 PM »
bro youre ripped to shreds and you can pull off the tan but why dont you just buzz your head and wear some normal white v necks or something
i think it would look good
no homo

i've done it before and, honestly, I don't care for the "high and tight" look

I'll stick with bangs- it's become my trademark over the years

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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #178 on: August 22, 2010, 11:47:31 PM »
i've done it before and, honestly, I don't care for the "high and tight" look

I'll stick with bangs- it's become my trademark over the years

Suit yourself
by the way, I gave that prep H trick a trial run and it looks sickk

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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #179 on: August 23, 2010, 12:05:22 AM »
Suit yourself
by the way, I gave that prep H trick a trial run and it looks sickk

nice

mind you everyone else, StuartR is in Canada so he gets the "Good" Prep H with the active ingredient that still allows the old Prep H trick to work

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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #180 on: August 23, 2010, 01:05:00 AM »
Dude Salvatore "The Concentration Camp" would fit better.  Yes I know I am fat.  But dude you are anorexic.  You better hope you don't get hit by someone.
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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #181 on: August 23, 2010, 02:09:02 AM »
You better hope you don't get hit by someone.

that was funny

like funny out loud

good one

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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #182 on: August 23, 2010, 02:11:12 AM »
whats the prep h trick?

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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #184 on: August 23, 2010, 03:17:05 AM »


Saved to hard drive and backed up by Carbonite. (no homo)

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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #185 on: August 23, 2010, 06:00:53 AM »
like most homosexuals who didnt have a father johnny needs masculinity to be injected right into his body thru his anus by a muscular bear. Boys without a father either end paranoid insecure delinquants trying to find a family in a gang, or end homosexuals , trying to find the father they never had into anoter man who will maculinize em trhu sexual intercourses.

Johnny, you either have the choice to find a decent substitute of a father figure in another man who will accept this role, or end with another dude plugging his cock into your rectum.

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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #186 on: August 23, 2010, 06:05:47 AM »
Salvatore, how much money do you make as a stripper?
and are there any hot young chick who go to these shows? or is it just old hags?

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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #187 on: August 23, 2010, 07:37:21 AM »
Dude you are the only guy I have seen who chicks might be afraid of breaking in half if they fuck.  You look so fragile.  Put some meat on those bones
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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #188 on: August 23, 2010, 07:41:48 AM »
three hours away
i'm actually getting ALOT of legit modeling bookings and between stripping on the weekends and modeling during the week things are getting unreal

I dont know when i'm coming to L.A. honestly

btw, i acknowledge the fact that a guy like me is "A dime a dozen in LA"



That's not blue steel or ferrari......what do you call this pose Salvatore?

and don't act like you don't have a name for it  :D

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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #189 on: August 23, 2010, 12:44:25 PM »
i've done it before and, honestly, I don't care for the "high and tight" look

I'll stick with bangs- it's become my trademark over the years

Id agree with going to a crew cut, it would masculinize you 50%.

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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #190 on: August 23, 2010, 04:48:47 PM »
That's not blue steel or ferrari......what do you call this pose Salvatore?

and don't act like you don't have a name for it  :D

it's called " the struggle of vanity"

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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #191 on: August 23, 2010, 06:17:26 PM »
it's called " the struggle of vanity masculinity"

Fixed.
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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #192 on: August 23, 2010, 06:27:58 PM »
I read where full sleeves will be comparable to tribal & lower back tats here in 5-10 years
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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #193 on: August 23, 2010, 06:39:03 PM »
Johnny I'll be your daddy...You can start by making a sammich and bringin me beer.
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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #194 on: August 24, 2010, 02:01:30 AM »
whats the prep h trick?

Preparation H (with Bio-biodyne, which is only available in Canada) is great for spot reduction for people who really want to get "dry"


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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #195 on: August 24, 2010, 02:02:26 AM »
Dude Salvatore "The Concentration Camp" would fit better.  Yes I know I am fat.  But dude you are anorexic.  You better hope you don't get hit by someone.

noworries,

I gave you that one shot for free in the last page

....now, i'm gonna start pulling the "you're fat, and i'm lean" card

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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #196 on: August 24, 2010, 02:24:39 AM »
like most homosexuals who didnt have a father johnny needs masculinity to be injected right into his body thru his anus by a muscular bear. Boys without a father either end paranoid insecure delinquants trying to find a family in a gang, or end homosexuals , trying to find the father they never had into anoter man who will maculinize em trhu sexual intercourses.

Johnny, you either have the choice to find a decent substitute of a father figure in another man who will accept this role, or end with another dude plugging his cock into your rectum.

actually, this is, sadly, too spot on

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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #197 on: August 24, 2010, 02:41:32 AM »
Salvatore, how much money do you make as a stripper?
and are there any hot young chick who go to these shows? or is it just old hags?

This Saturday, i'm getting 175, cash, for 45 minutes
of that 175- the agency gets 75 and I get 100
they don't get my tips though

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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #198 on: August 24, 2010, 02:51:55 AM »
like most homosexuals who didnt have a father johnny needs masculinity to be injected right into his body thru his anus by a muscular bear. Boys without a father either end paranoid insecure delinquants trying to find a family in a gang, or end homosexuals , trying to find the father they never had into anoter man who will maculinize em trhu sexual intercourses.

Johnny, you either have the choice to find a decent substitute of a father figure in another man who will accept this role, or end with another dude plugging his cock into your rectum.

Maybe Goodrum and Vissy will adopt him
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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #199 on: August 24, 2010, 03:03:53 AM »
Maybe Goodrum and Vissy will adopt him

ewwww

seriously, ewwww
not only are they gross but POOR

if i were to live in fear of getting my colon clogged I, at least, want to get paid

let's get something striaight- I am a whore but I ain't no "Street Walker"...i'm a "Call girl"