Sal's a good guy, and he gives us a great insight into today's modern male.
Now Salva, don't take this personally, as you've been my sex slut on teh boards for a while, but i see a lot of dudes like you out in public now.
1. in shape, but "skinny"
2. over tan
3. pays way too much attention to penis / facial hair
4. no life skills
5. lost and searching
6. invests into stupid shit like iphones every 3 months, yet wonders why he has no money
7. parental issues
basically, a chick. i will however go to you if i need nair tips or where to get underoos that make my penis look big.