How much is your Christmas/Yearly Bonus?

[Monster_Everything]

discuss

[Livewire]

I steal shit year round to compensate for my cheap ass boss not giving one.

[phreak]

an extra month's salary, which is taxed all to hell. Effectively about 75% of my net monthly wage.

[SF1900]

I steal shit year round to compensate for my cheap ass boss not giving one.

LOL...I do not blame you!

[Stark]

Here is something for you guys.... my fat anual bonus will not be paid out to me because.....

I have accepted another position in a much better company for 3x the salary and a higher position.



I knew this would happen but strategically it was the best way forward for me an my career.

[Monster_Everything]

Where are the 'ballers'....



I dont get a bonus from working at Dunder Mifflin.

[dr.chimps]

I get to choose myself a nice, pricey 1st edition.

/yeah yeah, i know: i'm a geek

[Zach Trowbridge]

Not nearly enough.

[Rearden Metal]

From 99-01 when I was working sales it was about 2K, which at the time was pretty decent. Also my boss gave it to me in cash, which was great.

Then I started a business which I ran until June of this year. I didn't pay myself a bonus but instead contributed the max amount to my Roth IRA 

This year I disassembled my business and sold it in pieces, and took a consulting job for a firm in Colorado. I'm full commission so I don't expect to receive any bonus, but if I do I'll be surprised.

[emn1964]

I get a membership in the Jelly of the Month Club.  It's the gift that gives all year long.

[JasonH]

Nothing. 

[Rearden Metal]

I get a membership in the Jelly of the Month Club.  It's the gift that gives all year long.

Haha that movie rules.

[stormshadow]

I get a membership in the Jelly of the Month Club.  It's the gift that gives all year long.

It's the gift that keeps on givin the whole year.

Get it right, you fucking retard.

[alejandro_torres]

extra monthly payment.... soon to be spent in rio!!!!!!!!!! shit ill be poor in january... hahaha

[2big4u]

2 years ago i was working in real estate and my boss was a 43 year old milf,divorced and an alcoholic.she would hit on me once in a while then when christmas came i had been having a really good couple of months and she kept telling me i was gonna have a great bonus,so it was christmas eve day and she called me and told me to meet her at the office for my bonus.i got there and she walked in my office a little drubk i observed and she said are you ready for your christmas bonus?i said yes then she proceded to bend over and lift up her skirt pulled down her thong and told me to eat her pussy.I did for about a half hour then she blew me and we got drunk and fucked all day.that was my best bonus ever.

[SS]

Haven't decided what to give myself yet, but it will be good.

[Stark]

It's the gift that keeps on givin the whole year.

Get it right, you fucking retard.

Whoo calm down Gloria

[Rearden Metal]

2 years ago i was working in real estate and my boss was a 43 year old milf,divorced and an alcoholic.she would hit on me once in a while then when christmas came i had been having a really good couple of months and she kept telling me i was gonna have a great bonus,so it was christmas eve day and she called me and told me to meet her at the office for my bonus.i got there and she walked in my office a little drubk i observed and she said are you ready for your christmas bonus?i said yes then she proceded to bend over and lift up her skirt pulled down her thong and told me to eat her pussy.I did for about a half hour then she blew me and we got drunk and fucked all day.that was my best bonus ever.

And then you woke up...

[Special Ed]

2 years ago i was working in real estate and my boss was a 43 year old milf,divorced and an alcoholic.she would hit on me once in a while then when christmas came i had been having a really good couple of months and she kept telling me i was gonna have a great bonus,so it was christmas eve day and she called me and told me to meet her at the office for my bonus.i got there and she walked in my office a little drubk i observed and she said are you ready for your christmas bonus?i said yes then she proceded to bend over and lift up her skirt pulled down her thong and told me to eat her pussy.I did for about a half hour then she blew me and we got drunk and fucked all day.that was my best bonus ever.

Hahaha!! You gave up a few G's to eat a 43-year old wizard sleeve vagina that was probably still oozing the load of the guy before you who got his 'bonus' earlier that day! PWNED!!

[2big4u]

Hahaha!! You gave up a few G's to eat a 43-year old wizard sleeve vagina that was probably still oozing the load of the guy before you who got his 'bonus' earlier that day! PWNED!!

ok special ed,dude your a fucking joke,you dont lift never have you look like a skinny fat guy.and your fucking retarded.

[Stark]

ok special ed,dude your a fucking joke,you dont lift never have you look like a skinny fat guy.and your fucking retarded.

Calm down Gloria it ain't that serious around here

[Special Ed]

ok special ed,dude your a fucking joke,you dont lift never have you look like a skinny fat guy.and your fucking retarded.

meltdown! c'mon man, that was a cool story even if you made it up. now u should sue for sexual harassment and get the real bonus!

[Stark]

Hahaha!! You gave up a few G's to eat a 43-year old wizard sleeve vagina that was probably still oozing the load of the guy before you who got his 'bonus' earlier that day! PWNED!!

hahaha, I will never understand men paying for pussy I mean they come pretty much free if you play your cards right

[BroadStreetBruiser]

wizard sleeve vagina

one of the best lines I've ever read here.


5K but taxed to shit

[dantelis]

A frozen turkey.  Worth about $6 bucks at the local grocery store.