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Re: Qualifications for being a getbigger?
« Reply #1850 on: September 18, 2012, 10:05:44 PM »
A true GBer has never lost money on a kigs scam.

Has a 10-inch peen

Knocked out Tyson with teh jab.

Benches 500

Is a Navy Seal in his spare time.

Runningmom called him hot.

Trains MMA

Is a Doctor

bottoms out porn whores on a daily basis

Has an AGI like the GDP of Germany

Eats orange chicken as an homage to The RonFather



Love this :D

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Re: Qualifications for being a getbigger?
« Reply #1851 on: September 18, 2012, 10:07:12 PM »
Sniffing silver paint

Owning a Buick LeSaber

Something something Ron Paul

Weed

Fading glory of fake muscles come and gone due to drugs

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Re: Qualifications for being a getbigger?
« Reply #1852 on: September 18, 2012, 10:10:42 PM »
Kind of a cliche, but this is a feeling I get as a Getbigger:


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Re: Qualifications for being a getbigger?
« Reply #1853 on: September 18, 2012, 10:22:57 PM »
What makes you an official getbigger?

-participating in an owning
-owning someone
-joining getbig
-post count
-loving trannies
-being bruttaly honest
-all the above?

Official Getbiggers did your mom.

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Re: Qualifications for being a getbigger?
« Reply #1854 on: September 19, 2012, 12:16:36 AM »
The ability to give shit, take shit and lol @ shit.


That's me straight up.   ;D

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Re: Qualifications for being a getbigger?
« Reply #1855 on: September 19, 2012, 12:20:31 AM »
Have to be a submissive bottom and take it like a champ.
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Re: Qualifications for being a getbigger?
« Reply #1856 on: September 19, 2012, 12:15:21 PM »
That's me straight up.   ;D
Lee Priest was telling the truth ???
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Qualifications for being a getbigger?
« Reply #1857 on: September 19, 2012, 12:20:19 PM »
the ability to manage large quantities of death threats at any one time  8)
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Re: Qualifications for being a getbigger?
« Reply #1858 on: September 19, 2012, 12:46:38 PM »
To be a successful Getbigger, the candidate has to:

Be established, i.e., have logged at least 1,000 posts of bodybuilding related material.
Have the ability to spot a trap.
Have the ability to produce a good WYHI thread.
Be serious enough not to be accused of being a gimmick.
Be funny enough to win a caption contest.
Have the popularity to make a list (this is where I fail).
Be able to pick a side, stick to it, and then successfully argue the merits of Dorian v Ronnie.
Have the courage to post a recent pic or video of oneself (allowing for the disclaimer "flame away")
Have the ability to catch out fellow Getbiggers by starting a Jay Cutler thread and rick-roll them with a fridge pic instead.
Have an e-relationship with Booty.
Have no fear of time-out.
Have awareness of religions of peace.
Induce meltdowns.
Have meltdowns.






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Re: Qualifications for being a getbigger?
« Reply #1859 on: September 19, 2012, 04:57:16 PM »
Lee Priest was telling the truth ???

Snap!!

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Re: Qualifications for being a getbigger?
« Reply #1860 on: September 19, 2012, 05:01:02 PM »
Lee Priest was telling the truth ???
No the ability to be able to laugh at shit, dish it out and take it.  Just like a true getbigger. 

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Re: Qualifications for being a getbigger?
« Reply #1861 on: September 19, 2012, 05:33:30 PM »
No the ability to be able to laugh at shit, dish it out and take it.  Just like a true getbigger. 
Are you claiming you are a true getbigger ?  ??? ahahahahahahahahahahahah aahahahahahahahaahahahah ahaah oh fuck  :D

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Re: Getbig Physique Rankings (SLIDESHOW LISTS AND RULES ON PAGE 1 [no homo])
« Reply #1862 on: September 19, 2012, 09:33:31 PM »
AND, I have to say (since I did bother to go through at least twenty pages), some of the folks here actually have GOOD BODIES! And I don't even necessarily just mean people with visible abs or whatever. I mean people who LIFT HEAVY THINGS and DO WORK. This is a real high five moment for me, haha.

Glad ya digging this crowd Lobstah!

Here's a quickie tricep shot since I cant sleep.....

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Re: Getbig Physique Rankings (SLIDESHOW LISTS AND RULES ON PAGE 1 [no homo])
« Reply #1863 on: September 19, 2012, 09:38:05 PM »
Glad ya digging this crowd Lobstah!

Here's a quickie tricep shot since I cant sleep.....

damn bro!!   are you ever outta shape?

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Re: Getbig Physique Rankings (SLIDESHOW LISTS AND RULES ON PAGE 1 [no homo])
« Reply #1864 on: September 19, 2012, 09:40:55 PM »
damn bro!!   are you ever outta shape?

Haha!!!  I'm trying to hang in, brutha!  My girlfriend makes sure I hit the cardio to keep me lean!

But you were always the big man here at Getbig!  :)

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Re: Getbig Physique Rankings (SLIDESHOW LISTS AND RULES ON PAGE 1 [no homo])
« Reply #1865 on: September 19, 2012, 10:21:28 PM »

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Re: Getbig Physique Rankings (SLIDESHOW LISTS AND RULES ON PAGE 1 [no homo])
« Reply #1866 on: September 19, 2012, 10:59:36 PM »
galeniko, what's your stack?

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Re: Getbig Physique Rankings (SLIDESHOW LISTS AND RULES ON PAGE 1 [no homo])
« Reply #1867 on: September 20, 2012, 12:12:26 AM »
Glad ya digging this crowd Lobstah!

Here's a quickie tricep shot since I cant sleep.....




That's pretty fucking impressive. I don't even have any super recent pictures that don't include my butt (yes, I know that's fucking weird), so here's one from July 28th...My abs always seem to look great first thing in the morning. (I think Galeniko and I could be abs twins, haha)

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Re: Getbig Physique Rankings (SLIDESHOW LISTS AND RULES ON PAGE 1 [no homo])
« Reply #1868 on: September 20, 2012, 12:16:32 AM »

Love that you took this with someone else in there, dude. Haha.

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Re: Qualifications for being a getbigger?
« Reply #1869 on: September 20, 2012, 12:32:41 AM »
You just need to love looking at men in thongs.

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Re: Getbig Physique Rankings (SLIDESHOW LISTS AND RULES ON PAGE 1 [no homo])
« Reply #1870 on: September 20, 2012, 11:38:36 AM »
you f#$%#s make me feel like getting ripped again.   now if i could just quit drinking  10 cases of beer a week. :P

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Re: Getbig Physique Rankings (SLIDESHOW LISTS AND RULES ON PAGE 1 [no homo])
« Reply #1871 on: September 20, 2012, 11:54:15 AM »
Plenty of time to be ripped when you're wes' age.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Getbig Physique Rankings (SLIDESHOW LISTS AND RULES ON PAGE 1 [no homo])
« Reply #1872 on: September 20, 2012, 01:16:24 PM »
Plenty of time to be ripped when you're wes' age.

whew!  thanx for the words of wisdom,  that was close!!  lol

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Re: Getbig Physique Rankings (SLIDESHOW LISTS AND RULES ON PAGE 1 [no homo])
« Reply #1873 on: September 20, 2012, 03:28:18 PM »

@ lobstah, damn, those abs and that slight tan youve got, it looks amazing, sexy and lean, its the perfect shape for a woman.i totally would, but i told you already in pms ;D

much respect, madame.
I wish this was a "slight tan," because if it was, can you imagine the fucking terrifying shade of soul-burning, jet black I would be in the dead of summer? Holy shit, I would be so black I'd glow.

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Re: Getbig Physique Rankings (SLIDESHOW LISTS AND RULES ON PAGE 1 [no homo])
« Reply #1874 on: September 21, 2012, 12:21:52 AM »

grant michaels, fuck, i first thought thats a leg or something.....looking great


Thanks bro!  Can you rotate the pic for me.... so its upright?  Look forward to seeing your new pics!