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What did I miss..?
« on: July 04, 2022, 06:41:20 AM »
Intermittent GetBiggery since last Wednesday as I've spent the entire weekend in the real world at the Formula 1 British Grand Prix

What did I miss?

How many pounds/pints of blood/assault charges did bhanky gain/lose/avoid?
Is Matt C back and pumped full of Sustanon?
Did Vince G manage to kill anyone else?
Anyone else get banned by suicide by mod?
How's Josh's golf tour going?
How's Henda? (being lazy here, I'll just PM him)
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Re: What did I miss..?
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2022, 07:19:23 AM »
Muscle Matters got his pro card.  The thread is pinned to the top.


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Re: What did I miss..?
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2022, 07:39:55 AM »
Getbig Ship of State sails on.

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Re: What did I miss..?
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2022, 09:11:21 AM »
Hankins is still lashing out at people and blaming everyone else for putting him in a bad mood.

Shizzo is back on the bottle.

Matt's still missing but likely plotting revenge against Lakehead uni and the Canadian police.

I've started drinking health smoothies (no homo).



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Re: What did I miss..?
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2022, 09:15:50 AM »
someone shot up a mall in Denmark

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Re: What did I miss..?
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2022, 09:18:28 AM »
Intermittent GetBiggery since last Wednesday as I've spent the entire weekend in the real world at the Formula 1 British Grand Prix

What did I miss?

How many pounds/pints of blood/assault charges did bhanky gain/lose/avoid?
Is Matt C back and pumped full of Sustanon?
Did Vince G manage to kill anyone else?
Anyone else get banned by suicide by mod?
How's Josh's golf tour going?
How's Henda? (being lazy here, I'll just PM him)

Holiday week here in the States, so it's been slow.

Brian melted down a little in MM thread, even spent the day of the show combing through contest reports looking for Asian men so he could have the scoop on MM.

Hankins's asshole is safe. He's now got a good amount of Anadrol bloat going, so maybe that helped tighten things up. He's bigger and crankier now too.

Matt C should come off punishment this week. He's busy dieting and complaining about his face being too fat, no word if the Jews are involved.

Henda is getting better.

Shizzo is getting worse, he admitted that he's back on the sauce, and rehab didn't work. He's still doing well posting wise.

And that's most of the big news this week.

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Re: What did I miss..?
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2022, 09:28:48 AM »
Hitler was on TRT

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Re: What did I miss..?
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2022, 02:11:32 PM »
Thanks all 8)
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Re: What did I miss..?
« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2022, 02:15:54 PM »
Intermittent GetBiggery since last Wednesday as I've spent the entire weekend in the real world at the Formula 1 British Grand Prix

What did I miss?

How many pounds/pints of blood/assault charges did bhanky gain/lose/avoid?
Is Matt C back and pumped full of Sustanon?
Did Vince G manage to kill anyone else?
Anyone else get banned by suicide by mod?
How's Josh's golf tour going?
How's Henda? (being lazy here, I'll just PM him)


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Re: What did I miss..?
« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2022, 02:24:34 PM »
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Re: What did I miss..?
« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2022, 03:19:05 PM »
There may have been a cover up exposed.

Its being alledged with filming the movie Roadhouse, star Patrick Swayze may have been using anabolic steroids.  A source has confirmed that Swayze did have egg laying ducks on set. Eggs he consumed during production. 

So we now know he wasnt natural, I'm not sure how this will affect his legacy.

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Re: What did I miss..?
« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2022, 04:40:27 PM »
Yep, there was a bit of a Patrick Swayze revival gaining momentum but I managed to stymie it with some broad strokes for Ghost 2: The Cuckening.

This succeeded in disgusting everyone to a sufficient degree that they hungered for a simpler, more wholesome time. Project Iowa is proceeding apace.

But nobody cared that the supreme court overturned bro v weights. I thought it was inspired. Sufficiently similar homonymics. An abiding logical consistency in that bros are best known for being versus weights. But no. I got bupkiss. Regretfully recommend abandoning this promising project.

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Re: What did I miss..?
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2022, 09:17:08 AM »
There may have been a cover up exposed.

Its being alledged with filming the movie Roadhouse, star Patrick Swayze may have been using anabolic steroids.  A source has confirmed that Swayze did have egg laying ducks on set. Eggs he consumed during production. 

So we now know he wasnt natural, I'm not sure how this will affect his legacy.

Yep, there was a bit of a Patrick Swayze revival gaining momentum but I managed to stymie it with some broad strokes for Ghost 2: The Cuckening.

This succeeded in disgusting everyone to a sufficient degree that they hungered for a simpler, more wholesome time. Project Iowa is proceeding apace.

But nobody cared that the supreme court overturned bro v weights. I thought it was inspired. Sufficiently similar homonymics. An abiding logical consistency in that bros are best known for being versus weights. But no. I got bupkiss. Regretfully recommend abandoning this promising project.

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Re: What did I miss..?
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2022, 10:45:55 AM »
Taffin we require your particular set of photoshop skills to size down getbig resident Bhanks head ala Beetlejuice.

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Re: What did I miss..?
« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2022, 12:59:06 AM »
Taffin we require your particular set of photoshop skills to size down getbig resident Bhanks head ala Beetlejuice.

To be fair to Brian, when he wears his super-tight lucha libre mask, it squeezes the anadrol fluid out to his hands, and compresses his head down to its usual size - see:

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