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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: madmax on January 05, 2009, 10:34:31 AM
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An MOS post...I forget which one.
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quacker dave recently begging for mercy
i've said sorry many times to you but you still keep following me around.
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The Derek Anthony destroying Squatfather post.
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The Derek Anthony destroying Squatfather post.
I wish i was here, I always seem to be away from getbig when the good shit happens.
Someone find it for me!!! Pleeeaseee!!
ta ta
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An MOS post...I forget which one.
Agree. There's lots. I like the 'I'm gonna go take a shit, and when I get back this thread better be awesome.' Guy should be writing for Dave or Jay.
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Agree. There's lots. I like the 'I'm gonna go take a shit, and when I get back this thread better be awesome.' Guy should be writing for Dave or Jay.
he is alright guy just needs to stop licking mirza's trailer sphincter
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Pretty much everytime mousegay posts.
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MASS 04,
funniest guy here
NW83 says some ridiculously funny things
HANK WOOD can be extremely funny
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Here is one of the funniest posts in awhile....
Regarding alarm clocks
Onlyme
"I haven't used an alarm clock in maybe 15 to 20 years."
windsor88
"no need to when your career is over"
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he is alright guy just needs to stop licking mirza's trailer sphincter
There's a lot of that around here. 'Like highschool, or something. What are ya gonna do?
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Mass04, mon, Mars, Bluto, Chaos, ...
nearly everyone here but those named have the highest output of funnies...
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Mass04, mon, Mars, Bluto, Chaos, ...
nearly everyone here but those named have the highest output of funnies...
chaos makes more than 40 posts each day now so id hope at least one was funny!
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chaos makes more than 40 posts each day now so id hope at least one was funny!
hahaha now this is funny ;D
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adonis' classic "code of duello" post had me laughing my ass off for a good solid 10 minutes
no other post has compared in humour
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one time someone posted a pic of some random tiny tit.... people were like "monster arms', "monster quads", "monster traps" ...then someone was like "Monster Everything" ... i dont know why, but I almost shitted myself.
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There are way too many to pick from. Everyone that posts regulary has a good sense of humor.
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There are way too many to pick from. Everyone that posts regulary has a good sense of humor.
Agreed, although I do think that some of MOS "owning" stories were pretty good a while ago. Even a few Quakeroats versus "insert name here" duels have had me in stitches.
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the Pumpster vs. "BMacys" fueds were fuccking hilarious a few years ago.
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Don't know about a post...but MOS's discussion of "ball glitter" always cracked me up. Classic that I still drop on occasion.
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BroadStreet has had some gems over the years. He's the funniest guy on here IMO.
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Iv'e noticed that since the Pats were eliminated from the playoffs that mass04 posts have been alot meaner...
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This one was a gem, click on it and check out Sharis reaction ;D
hello king
who is that gentleman walking in the background in the pic?
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Iv'e noticed that since the Pats were eliminated from the playoffs that mass04 posts have been alot meaner...
The Colts are done, so i'm back to my charming personality. ::) ;D
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The Colts are done, so i'm back to my charming personality. ::) ;D
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How I achieved my goal of 4% body fat by eating peanuts out of my own shit.
By The True Adonis
You might say this is pretty astonishing, but then you might be one of those mere ignorami who subscribe to the idea that you’ve got to ‘eat right’ to lose weight. Well, I’m here to blow holes in that silly myth. I achieved 4 % body fat by eating the peanuts, pea husks, and other caloric legumes out of my own shit. Oh, and with a little Vodka sauce, which is a combination of savory tomatoes, olive oil, cheeses, basil, garlic, oregano and a kick of vodka. Emeril has some very good vodka sauce. I eat it all the time, with the peanuts out of my own shit, of course.
You see, a calorie is calorie, and one simply needs to consume less calories, no matter what they are, than one burns. Cardio is not necessary, because I have this ‘equation’ wherein I consider the thermal and mechanical output of my body, calculate my basal metabolic rate, and simply eat less than that.
Eating the peanuts out of my own shit makes it even easier. This is because I get the full caloric value out of the legume, instead of this mythological “calorie value” you’re supposed to get from the first time around. I find it takes at least three passages to get the full flavor and caloric content from my legumes.
Sometimes I eat the peanuts out of my own shit with a Burger King Whopper. Of course, then I’m eating the sesame seeds out of my own shit for a day or two, which are quite good with Vodka sauce…Did I mention that Emeril has some very good vodka sauce?
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I use to chase kids down the street in my crotchless spiderman outfit and scream their little names in a hungarian accent, pretend to be completely numb down one side of my body while carrying egg shells and a violin...In my head an orchestra would play....until I collapsed in a heap in the gutter and proceed to grind my teeth on the curb from side to side and fill my costume with piss and shit
I mean...thats what ol Mr Habersham would do
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hahahaha!
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This has to be a freaking joke that is by far the most disgusting thing I have ever heard....damn...
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How I achieved my goal of 4% body fat by eating peanuts out of my own shit.
By The True Adonis
You might say this is pretty astonishing, but then you might be one of those mere ignorami who subscribe to the idea that you’ve got to ‘eat right’ to lose weight. Well, I’m here to blow holes in that silly myth. I achieved 4 % body fat by eating the peanuts, pea husks, and other caloric legumes out of my own shit. Oh, and with a little Vodka sauce, which is a combination of savory tomatoes, olive oil, cheeses, basil, garlic, oregano and a kick of vodka. Emeril has some very good vodka sauce. I eat it all the time, with the peanuts out of my own shit, of course.
You see, a calorie is calorie, and one simply needs to consume less calories, no matter what they are, than one burns. Cardio is not necessary, because I have this ‘equation’ wherein I consider the thermal and mechanical output of my body, calculate my basal metabolic rate, and simply eat less than that.
Eating the peanuts out of my own shit makes it even easier. This is because I get the full caloric value out of the legume, instead of this mythological “calorie value” you’re supposed to get from the first time around. I find it takes at least three passages to get the full flavor and caloric content from my legumes.
Sometimes I eat the peanuts out of my own shit with a Burger King Whopper. Of course, then I’m eating the sesame seeds out of my own shit for a day or two, which are quite good with Vodka sauce…Did I mention that Emeril has some very good vodka sauce?
QUOTED 2007
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lol
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lol
THANK YOU VERY MUCH
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the thread actually started on bb.com. but it was some computer nerd posing and asking for advice but he was naked. hahah actually he wasnt naked, he had a t-shirt on, but thats it!!! balls and wang exposed
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The original Palumboism thread has to get a few 1st place votes...
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not the funniest but it was a link someone posted from another forum, a guy there asked for someone who could photoshop away some things in a youth photo from him and his father, he was quite in a rush but all people did with the photo was everything except the things he asked for, switching heads and stuff, hilarious.
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not the funniest but it was a link someone posted from another forum, a guy there asked for someone who could photoshop away some things in a youth photo from him and his father, he was quite in a rush but all people did with the photo was everything except the things he asked for, switching heads and stuff, hilarious.
I've seen that.
Hilarious ;D
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ahahahaha
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This is by far the funniest post ever on Getbig. Thanks to Onlyme!
onlyme link=topic=70861.msg1038233#msg1038233 date=1147339184
"I had someone ask me to put up some stories on this board. I can only put them here if it has a bodybuilder involved. So I have this one. It is very funny. I just read it again and relived it. What a night this was. Anyone on here who knows Pete can picture this night.
I got one that if I write it right will put you in the moment and you will experience it in it's full impact, cause these stories are by far the funniest things I've have ever done. There are numerous ones but I will weed out ones that don't include at least someone in bodybuilding (even though most include the same person). I will classify these stories simply as "The Air Around You" series. So if you see this at the beginning of my post, you know it is another addition to "The Air Around You" series.
First, imagine being in a semi-fancy (meaning they have cloth napkins) restaurant with low lights, tables and booths and it is around 6pm (peak dinner time). We are near Disneyland. Second you are with Pete G (my gratuitous BB) and his childhood friend J. Manchioni who is one crazy dude and loud. We are pulling up to the valet (another fancy sign) at the restaurant in Pete’s nice white Rolls Royce. Valet opens the door and Pete as always hand him a $50 bill to make sure the car is in the front. No one I have ever met tips like Pete G.
Pete and J. both know the owner and Manager of this fancy restaurant (once again evident by having some guy sitting in the restroom to sell you stuff he picked up at the local dollar store). We are seated in a booth (with red table cloth). The place is easily more than half full about 30 people. The owner comes over says hi to Pete and J. and they introduce me. As you know Pete is very friendly and can be pretty loud at times and J. is twice as loud.
Okay I am going to lead up to the story now. In 1986 I did a movie called Dangerous Curves with Leslie Nielson. I was his bodyguard in the movie (Mandrake). As we (the other actors) were working with Leslie we noticed he had a gas problem. If you have ever seen him on TV in an interview you will know what I mean. Anyway we didn't say anything cause he is a big star and can do anything he wants. But I notice he has something in his hand. I ask him and he shows me this little rubber thing called Han-D-Gas. This product (that should win the Nobel Peace Prize or Pulitzer) is so inventive and bitchin I had to have one. So Leslie gave me one. And for almost ten years and many new Han-D-Gas's later I was the "Fart King" There wasn't a place I didn't use this ultimate crowd pleaser. The neatest thing about this is that it is small enough to hide in your hand and the more you practiced the better you got and the more variable farts you can emit. If you want to be the life of any party in any situation, I swear to god this thing will do that for you. I promise!!! Well this was staple in mine and Pete's social status. It broke the ice in any situation for us.
Now back to our dinner. The owner brings Pete a bottle of wine. We start talking and I have to pull out my Han-D-Gas cause it is in my pocket and I don’t want to damage it. The owner asks me what it is. Well Pete starts going off on some stories about the little machine. During this time J. is calling a girl he knew that lives in the area to invite her to dinner. According to J. she is a little hottie that likes to party. Well after the short stories and J. is now off the phone, I see the owner is very loose and has a great sense of humor. So the owner wanted me to demonstrate just how much fun it can be and tells me to go fart on some of his friends at another table. Now, remember this is a pretty fancy restaurant (you could tell because you could actually hear some people whispering). So I get up and stick my hand in my pocket and proceed to walk towards the back passing by the table with his friends. With my hand in my pocket it not only hides it, it also muffles it and it sounds even more real. To make it even more realistic, I stop right in front of the victim’s table and I ask one of the waiters where the restroom was as he pointed in the direction I was heading. Believe me most everyone heard me ask. So, as I turn by the table I let out a really nice gurgling loud fart. I turn to the table and say I'm am sorry and proceed to the restroom, like it was nothing big. I about collapsed as soon as I got in there because you should have seen these people's faces. These were definitely a group of high-brow people and to have someone fart out loud is unheard of and the fact it was a stranger was even worse. I swear to god I was dying in the restroom and that is when I met the nice old man in the restroom. I showed him what I did and he almost had a heart attack. Doing this in a crowed restroom in another hilarious story I will tell later. Any…
So I am in the restroom for about 2 minutes. I come out and the whole restaurant was laughing. The owner had gone over to tell his friends what I had so I had to show everyone in the restaurant I wasn't some low life guy who farted on strangers. (little did they know). So now I have the restaurant in my hands. I swear to god I was going table to table because everyone wanted to see what it was. Everyone wanted to see the thing and allot of them actually wrote down the address (which is on it) so they could get their own. Sorry if this is boring but I had to lead up to the real story.
So, now comes the funniest thing ever. J. tells me about the girl who is coming to meet us and that he wants me to fart on her cause she is really pretty but even dumber. So I say okay. So I am thinking and I come up with a great idea. The booth next to us was empty now. I get up and sit there. I tell the waiter to bring me a bunch of empty shot glasses and a glass of coke and a couple glasses of beer and basket of bread. So he brings all this stuff and everyone in the restaurant was watching me be a set designer. Well in about 2 minutes my table was looking like a tornado hit it. I had all these empty shot glasses spilled beer, broken pieces of bread the table was a mess.
J. gets up to stand at the door to tell me when she is coming in. Now, we didn't go over anything. I was going to "wing" this skit on the fly. So Pete and J. would have to play off me. So I get another idea. J. tells me she just pulled up. I get up and run to the restroom (yes at one time I could run). I go in there and splash water all over me and open my shirt a little and just really mess myself up (so I looked like I have been drinking (allot). SO about 2 minutes later I exit the restroom. Now you have to imagine, the whole restaurant and all the employees are onto this little prank. Almost like Punk'd. I come out holding one of the glasses of beer walking like a drunk and talking under my breath cussing. As I get closer to the booth I look up and I see the girl looking at me and saying something to J. and Pete. As I get closer I hear her say "oh my god what happened to him. J. says look at all he's had to drink if he wasn't such a big mother-fucker he'd be passed out by now. I see her look at the table all messed up with what looked like a whole lotta of alcohol.
Well before all this started I asked the waiter to get me a bowl of chili. No one knew what it was there for including Pete or the others. I place it on the seat next to me. They may have seen it but didn’t know what it was for. So as I am sitting there, I hear the girl asking J. and Pete what happened. In a loud voice J. says “his wife left him”. She says “oh my god” (which for some reason was her favorite saying that night). Then Pete is awesome and says “yea she left him for his dad”. I swear to god I was looking with a blank stare at them and Pete started to bust up. He barely got that line out. I look at them and just say ”what a fucking bitch and slut” like a drunk guy. I then yell at the waiter to bring me a shot of Tequilla. So about 30 seconds later the waiter comes with a small water glass filled to top so high he had to walk really slow or spill it. This waiter was awesome cause he thought of doing that all himself. He placed it on the table. I took it and swallowed the whole thing in one gulp and of course had to have some dribble down my shirt. Now, right when I did that I was thinking I hope the guy doesn’t really give me tequila. But he was smart it was apple juice and water. Well the girl went crazy all over Pete and J. She says “Oh my god! Pete says yea he’s such a pussy he lets his dad take his wife. J. says ‘yea I would have killed my dad and fucked his wife to get back at him….in front of him.” These two guys were going full blast. So then I look around the room and just about every patron had their head in their hands or the napkin covering their face. In fact I had my hand in my facxe numerous times so I could hide my smile. And the really funny part is the owner had the front door open half way (he told us later so nobody came in during this) but he was halfway in and halfway out laughing so hard he had his head completely outside and his legs inside. You had to be there. So I am started to lose it.
So I have my fart machine. I start to fart uncontrollably. The girl says to the guys “how sick”. J. all of a sudden says “dude you better check your pants” So I reach behind me (it looks that way) so my arm is way up so everyone see it and it looks like I am sticking my hands down the back of my pants. Then I bring it up and sniff my fingers. Now by then Pete is almost crying and in fact the owner was no where to be found. I say “there’s nothing back there”. She brabs Pete and now has her head in his lap. So now she can’t really see me so I have to get louder. So I start to fart more And one time I licked my hand that I am using to use the machine. It makes the fart sound wetter. So I did that and everyone could hear it. And again, J. says “dude you just shit you pants” So, now she looks up at me almost ready to puke. I take my hand and do the same motion as before but I actually put just the tips of my fingers in the chili. When I bring it up it appears I have a little shit on them. I again sniff them Now Pete is actually holding his entire face in his hands peeking through his fingers. The girl looks at them and very casually I take one of the napkins and clean them off and just throw the napkin over on Pete’s table. J. goes ballistic and pushes it off the table really quick telling me how sick I am. He says’ dude you need to go wipe your ass”. The girl is also just peeking out of her hands and her head was shaking allot. I say in a very drunk manner, “Shut the f**k up I don’t need to wipe my ass.” Now I swear to god my eyes were watering so bad it looked like I was crying because I was holding in my laughing so hard. All the other people were literally slapping each other. So, one more time after I said I didn’t need to go wipe my ass “I reached back but this time grabbed a little more chili. When I brought it up it looked so much like shit. I could see her holding both Pete and J. so hard. I sniff it again and then I licked my fingers. She started to throw-up on J., but he pushed her over on Pete and jumped out of the table. I could no longer hold it and everyone was laughing so hard. I got up and we told her it was all a joke. Her whole face running covered in black from her mascara. The funniest thing was the owner came in balling with three other people who were all watching this happening through the window. I swear to god this was the funniest night I ever had. And as dumb or unbelievable this sounds ask Pete G. J. or even Kevin knows about it I think. But I have allot of these but now so elaborate. If you like this one I will tell more. But only the ones that involve a bodybuilder."
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MattTs post about 'Dubai, India' makes the all-time list IMO.
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You need to understand that it all boils down to genetic superiority. I am genetically superior to you guys. This is why I am tall, have a very high IQ, am extremely strong and very rich - although most of my wealth is inherited and was not built by me, which indirectly show the high genetic intelligence I inherited because my parents were able to amass such wealth, and only people with high IQ can do that. I am as close to perfect as a Human Being can get. I feel sorry for you guys, because one day I am going to be the most powerful man in the World while you guys will be eating spam in your trailers smelling your fat wife's farts, snd you guys will eat my shit(literally).
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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the funniest posts are unintentional
meltdowns crack me up
that and when guys like vince bassile and moosejay are being self important and high handed
as the rest of the board destroys them
special mention to the w j harley gimmick
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Quaker Oats has the best timing ...he really is talented at this shit hahaha
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I think the Vince Goodbum, "This proves I'm not fat!" post & pictures, should get top-10 mention.
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Quaker Oats has the best timing ...he really is talented at this shit hahaha
yes his advent turned getbig upside down, a true revolutionaire.
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hahahahaa, MOS had one a couple of years ago that i still to this day laugh at and he was making fun of someone and pretended the guy was on Jeopardy saying, "i'll take the big hunky Negro with the foot long johnson for 400, Alex" ;D
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Are you guys gona call each other by your getbig names?
" Hey Blockhead...get me a beer will ya?."
" Sure thing Goatboy... Ask DonkeyKong and DingleBerry if they want one too,while I am up."
"I'll take one."
"Get your own,ANAL ICE MAN LUBETH,I've only got 2 hands"
hahahahaha
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LMFAO!!!
its hard to remember but the best stuff has come from Mars, Sarcasm and the great Alexxx (PIP)
there was this thread years ago discussing a black guy who got shot 68 tiems by the cops, people were going off on the cops and then Mars chimes in with 'maybe it took 68 bullets to kill him?' remember being in tears at that one.
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LMFAO!!!
its hard to remember but the best stuff has come from Mars, Sarcasm and the great Alexxx (PIP)
there was this thread years ago discussing a black guy who got shot 68 tiems by the cops, people were going off on the cops and then Mars chimes in with 'maybe it took 68 bullets to kill him?' remember being in tears at that one.
That was brianX.
Maybe it took 68 shots to kill him?
ROFL
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Mars Not 100% sure it was mars but..
If this tit tried to preacher curl 350lbs it would flip him over to the other side of the gym.
it's not that funny really but it made me laugh on my desk for awhile
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That was brianX.
you're like a encyclopedia of the useless. ;D
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Mars Not 100% sure it was mars but..
it's not that funny really but it made me laugh on my desk for awhile
Sometimes it's the context of the thread and your state of mind at the time. For some reason I found this hilarious:
I was working as a mover for my uncle. We were moving some stuff out of a vacant apartment in Co-op City. In the bathroom the toilet was dry. It had this dried up turd in it with a tomatoe plant growing out of it
you're like a encyclopedia of the useless. ;D
Thank you dear ;D
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Sometimes it's the context of the thread and your state of mind at the time. For some reason I found this hilarious:
Thank you dear ;D
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Sarcasm
Mars
Showstoppa
kiwiol
SS
mass04
If these guys post something I'm probably laughing.
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On the Y one time someone made a post making fun of Alex and at the end put; Team A23/Pegg/Cancer. I laughed for three days.
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A Dave Czech-post for sure.
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Quote from: jtsunami on August 09, 2008, 11:06:04 PM
Imaginary date with Rip :
I am trembling in my boots, I roll up to her place in my car, get out and have my 12 roses in one and and the other very sweaty in my pocket. As I walk up to the door I can't help but tremble, I ring the doorbell. She answers, oh ... my ... gosh GORGEOUS Shocked I can barely say a word, so I hand her my roses and we walk out the door to the car.
I open up the door for her and closes it very smoothly to not make her jump. I wipe off the sweat on my forehead and make my way to the drivers side. As we set off to the nicest restaurant I can find, we have some small talk about her day and how she is feeling. We arrive at the restaurant, we have a space reserved outdoors for our date. We sit down and the waiter comes over, I say get my the best bottle of wine you have waiter.
As we have a great dinner and even better conversation I cannot get over how beautiful she is. We finish up and head on out after a great dinner. As fitting, we goto the nicest jewelry store next. I reserve the whole store just for us. We go in and are greated by the front door man very nicely. I say pick anything out you want. She picks out a beautiful tennis bracelet and she puts it on. As we walk out I can only think of kissing her at the end of the night Huh
As I drive her back I am sweating again in my palms, what am I going to do, kiss her or will she turn her cheek. We arrive, oh my gosh, the moment is here. As I walk her to the door I decide I am going to go in for the kiss! She says good night and I face towards her with holding both her hands and give her a peck on her lips, the rest is for further dates and romantic moments we have to come. I can't wait to call her the next day, I am like a kid in a candy store, so excited!
jt
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Quote from: jtsunami on August 09, 2008, 11:06:04 PM
Imaginary date with Rip :
I am trembling in my boots, I roll up to her place in my car, get out and have my 12 roses in one and and the other very sweaty in my pocket. As I walk up to the door I can't help but tremble, I ring the doorbell. She answers, oh ... my ... gosh GORGEOUS Shocked I can barely say a word, so I hand her my roses and we walk out the door to the car.
I open up the door for her and closes it very smoothly to not make her jump. I wipe off the sweat on my forehead and make my way to the drivers side. As we set off to the nicest restaurant I can find, we have some small talk about her day and how she is feeling. We arrive at the restaurant, we have a space reserved outdoors for our date. We sit down and the waiter comes over, I say get my the best bottle of wine you have waiter.
As we have a great dinner and even better conversation I cannot get over how beautiful she is. We finish up and head on out after a great dinner. As fitting, we goto the nicest jewelry store next. I reserve the whole store just for us. We go in and are greated by the front door man very nicely. I say pick anything out you want. She picks out a beautiful tennis bracelet and she puts it on. As we walk out I can only think of kissing her at the end of the night Huh
As I drive her back I am sweating again in my palms, what am I going to do, kiss her or will she turn her cheek. We arrive, oh my gosh, the moment is here. As I walk her to the door I decide I am going to go in for the kiss! She says good night and I face towards her with holding both her hands and give her a peck on her lips, the rest is for further dates and romantic moments we have to come. I can't wait to call her the next day, I am like a kid in a candy store, so excited!
jt
eeewwhehehwehwhehwehw goosebumps of embarrassment.
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Quote from: jtsunami on August 09, 2008, 11:06:04 PM
Imaginary date with Rip :
I am trembling in my boots, I roll up to her place in my car, get out and have my 12 roses in one and and the other very sweaty in my pocket. As I walk up to the door I can't help but tremble, I ring the doorbell. She answers, oh ... my ... gosh GORGEOUS Shocked I can barely say a word, so I hand her my roses and we walk out the door to the car.
I open up the door for her and closes it very smoothly to not make her jump. I wipe off the sweat on my forehead and make my way to the drivers side. As we set off to the nicest restaurant I can find, we have some small talk about her day and how she is feeling. We arrive at the restaurant, we have a space reserved outdoors for our date. We sit down and the waiter comes over, I say get my the best bottle of wine you have waiter.
As we have a great dinner and even better conversation I cannot get over how beautiful she is. We finish up and head on out after a great dinner. As fitting, we goto the nicest jewelry store next. I reserve the whole store just for us. We go in and are greated by the front door man very nicely. I say pick anything out you want. She picks out a beautiful tennis bracelet and she puts it on. As we walk out I can only think of kissing her at the end of the night Huh
As I drive her back I am sweating again in my palms, what am I going to do, kiss her or will she turn her cheek. We arrive, oh my gosh, the moment is here. As I walk her to the door I decide I am going to go in for the kiss! She says good night and I face towards her with holding both her hands and give her a peck on her lips, the rest is for further dates and romantic moments we have to come. I can't wait to call her the next day, I am like a kid in a candy store, so excited!
jt
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! What a retard!
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the squadfather vs onlyme threads were very funny :D
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Quote from: jtsunami on August 09, 2008, 11:06:04 PM
Imaginary date with Rip :
I am trembling in my boots, I roll up to her place in my car, get out and have my 12 roses in one and and the other very sweaty in my pocket. As I walk up to the door I can't help but tremble, I ring the doorbell. She answers, oh ... my ... gosh GORGEOUS Shocked I can barely say a word, so I hand her my roses and we walk out the door to the car.
I open up the door for her and closes it very smoothly to not make her jump. I wipe off the sweat on my forehead and make my way to the drivers side. As we set off to the nicest restaurant I can find, we have some small talk about her day and how she is feeling. We arrive at the restaurant, we have a space reserved outdoors for our date. We sit down and the waiter comes over, I say get my the best bottle of wine you have waiter.
As we have a great dinner and even better conversation I cannot get over how beautiful she is. We finish up and head on out after a great dinner. As fitting, we goto the nicest jewelry store next. I reserve the whole store just for us. We go in and are greated by the front door man very nicely. I say pick anything out you want. She picks out a beautiful tennis bracelet and she puts it on. As we walk out I can only think of kissing her at the end of the night Huh
As I drive her back I am sweating again in my palms, what am I going to do, kiss her or will she turn her cheek. We arrive, oh my gosh, the moment is here. As I walk her to the door I decide I am going to go in for the kiss! She says good night and I face towards her with holding both her hands and give her a peck on her lips, the rest is for further dates and romantic moments we have to come. I can't wait to call her the next day, I am like a kid in a candy store, so excited!
jt
wow jt is very romantic!
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i dont know if this is funniest post but defanitely the saddest
hey--completely honest here--I dont have a company, or money or anything. I sit in my apartment 24/7 trying to get the nerve up to off myself. I think I am close now to having the nerve. Realistically there is not much reason for me to go on.I contribute nothing to society. I am actually excited to move on to either another life or just the end.
My question to you is would it be exciting for you to know that you assisted someone in moving towards ending their own life. If you would like, I can give you pm updates right up to the end. Someone may as well benefit from it. Eventually I have to succeed at it one of these times.
Im dead serious here.Im not looking for sympathy of anything, thats why I put it in pm and not on the boards. You could get a personal pm of the last number of days of my life right up to the last second.
let me know, it might actually be interesting
I dont care who you are, gimmick or real, I just thought it would be an opportunity for someone to follow the last days of someones life. And since you seem so interested in me doing myself in, I thought this would be a good idea.
Let me know
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wow jt is very romantic!
back off.
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Sarcasm
Mars
Showstoppa
kiwiol
SS
mass04
If these guys post something I'm probably laughing.
im a big fan of your work too MOS.
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Sometimes it's the context of the thread and your state of mind at the time. For some reason I found this hilarious:
Thank you dear ;D
Quote from: bmacsys on September 01, 2006, 10:14:25 AM
I was working as a mover for my uncle. We were moving some stuff out of a vacant apartment in Co-op City. In the bathroom the toilet was dry. It had this dried up turd in it with a tomatoe plant growing out of it
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hahah ;D
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Any Kamali meltdown or Bob Chic going after 240 would get my vote
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most people that post here have made me laugh
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he is alright guy just needs to stop licking mirza's trailer sphincter
;D
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one of the all time funniest posts i've seen is one where Bob Chick was ripping on Vince basile and said, "Vince reminds me of the type of guy who drives an unmarked white van for no reason". ;D
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one of the all time funniest posts i've seen is one where Bob Chick was ripping on Vince basile and said, "Vince reminds me of the type of guy who drives an unmarked white van for no reason". ;D
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Keith is a lot of things, but creepy aint one of them....
Basile gives me the heebie jeebies. Kind of guy that drives a white, unmarked van for no good reason....has that look..!
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hahahaa, i swear the other day i just thought of that out of the blue and started laughing my ass off. ;D
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I swear...If Chris Hanson ever did a segment in Australia, Basile would be primetime!!
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I swear...If Chris Hanson ever did a segment in Australia, Basile would be primetime!!
Lol, he is a creepy fkn dude, no doubt about it. He is like 70 years old and obsessed with a gay black dude halfway across the world. That type of obsession is not normal for someone at any age, but for an old man it's just weird.
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Lol, he is a creepy fkn dude, no doubt about it. He is like 70 years old and obsessed with a gay black dude halfway across the world. That type of obsession is not normal for someone at any age, but for an old man it's just weird.
ahahaha, how dare you speak to Mr. Canada 1876 like that? he knew Eugene Sandow personally.
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I swear...If Chris Hanson ever did a segment in Australia, Basile would be primetime!!
;D
(http://www.motifake.com/motivational_posters/c9a3834396.jpg)
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ahahaha, how dare you speak to Mr. Canada 1876 like that? he knew Eugene Sandow personally.
Yes, he is quite the celebrity.
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remember someone telling harley breite or whatever his name is that his indian name is "Sitting On Penis"
yes very immature but made me laugh hard for some reason . :P
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When adonis stated he could deadlift 225 for 113 reps or something of the sort in 5 minutes or whatever.
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I've only been here a short time but any of the photoshop threads I've seen like the bodybuilder look alike ones are fucking funny. But so far the Bobby Sly thread is the best in 6months.
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ahahaha, how dare you speak to Mr. Canada 1876 like that? he knew Eugene Sandow personally.
you are getting arrogant again mirza public apology from you or the pain comes raining down
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you are getting arrogant again mirza public apology from you or the pain comes raining down
the plan is too build him up for another truly spectacular fall. his pleadings in pm to derek to stop the assraping were without the most hilarious posts ever.
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the plan is too build him up for another truly spectacular fall. his pleadings in pm to derek to stop the assraping were without the most hilarious posts ever.
and also the pm's to 'special ed' asking if he could sue alex and derek for posting his personal life ;D
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That Titus thread where GetBiggerers were posting on that Vegas newspaper site. That was classic. The current thread with all those photoshops of that guy in the denim jeans waving a gun is destined for classic status.
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The potential thread was by far teh best, about a guy who was 18 and asked if he had potential adn someone photoshopped a pirate patch on his eye and a parrot on his hsoulder, also the post about the guy who put a pencil up the eye of his cock, that was funny.
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That Titus thread where GetBiggerers were posting on that Vegas newspaper site. That was classic. The current thread with all those photoshops of that guy in the denim jeans waving a gun is destined for classic status.
that guy????????????????????? :o
Bobby Sly.....a true American patriot!
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I swear...If Chris Hanson ever did a segment in Australia, Basile would be primetime!!
This post right here is top 25 funniest of all time material...And he did it without really trying..
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could it be this
One of these days im gonna post a pic of my watch and stuff like that and hopefully that will turn it around... being popular on the Internet is one of my top priorities for 2009.... my friends ask me all the time "hows that popularity on the msg board going?" and Im fed up telling them it aint going so well.. :(
or could it be this
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tbombz
Re: What does anal sex feel like?
« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2008, 08:59:23 PM »
No one described what it feels like to receive anal.. and that is what he wanted to know..
For me, it always hurts right when it goes in. Does not feel pleasant at all. Sort of a deep stinging sensation. However, leave the cock in your ass, very shortly the pain goes away entirely. Once the pain leaves, then your partner can start to pump your ass. It feels like a great deep tissue massage, only its inside your ass. Cheesy for me it feels real good when it goes real deep.. like there is some kind of pleasure sensor at the bottom of my ass that emits the tingles when ever a cock comes close to hitting it. IT feels about the same whether your on your back or on your stomach, however there are some differences. on your back you can see your partner, which could be good or bad (attractive or unattractive?). On your stomach its more relaxing and you can just bite a pillow and let the good times roll. Wink
Any other questions just shoot
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=233130.msg3304340#msg3304340
or maybe this
derekanthony20 [12:41 A.M.]: im going to kil lyou
derekanthony20 [12:41 A.M.]: ill have my boy come in and slash you
derekanthony20 [12:42 A.M.]: im goign to kil lyou
derekanthony20 [12:43 A.M.]: your dead
derekanthony20 [12:43 A.M.]: im goign to have you shot
derekanthony20 [12:43 A.M.]: your so dead
derekanthony20 [12:46 A.M.]: shot shot when the gun goes pop!
derekanthony20 [12:46 A.M.]: im goign to kil lyou
derekanthony20 [12:46 A.M.]: i hate you
derekanthony20 [12:46 A.M.]: i want you dead
derekanthony20 [12:49 A.M.]: ok if you have acll me here s my prepaid
derekanthony20 [12:49 A.M.]: lets see how big a pussy you sound like
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Old 02-10-2005, 10:00 PM
The True Adonis
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Default Re: Lipstick Parties
I still date 16 and 17 year old girls. 16 is legal here in NC. They know how to have a hell of alot more fun than older girls. Plus it doesn`t cost you anything,they dont expect anything extravagant and they won`t cheat on you cause they are either in school or at home by 11 o clock.
I love it!
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why does da have a prepaid phone? G4P line :-\
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without a doubt... is the "polobuism(sp?)" thread. it has made its mark in the english language as a new term in bodybuilding to describe the downside of hormone abuse.
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without a doubt... is the "polobuism(sp?)" thread. it has made its mark in the english language as a new term in bodybuilding to describe the downside of hormone abuse.
Quoted for truth. But learn how to spell the dude's name.
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Quoted for truth. But learn how to spell the dude's name.
thats why i put the (sp?) next to his name... i was too lazy to research his name..... sorry english teacher
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thats why i put the (sp?) next to his name... i was too lazy to research his name..... sorry english teacher
A thread that is so epic should be held in higher regard than to be too lazy to spell the name right.
While the "Investigating Palumboism" thread may be the funniest of all-time, this recent one with the "cigarette Patriot" is making a strong run.
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A thread that is so epic should be held in higher regard than to be too lazy to spell the name right.
While the "Investigating Palumboism" thread may be the funniest of all-time, this recent one with the "cigarette Patriot" is making a strong run.
i havent checked that thread out... now i will. we share the same humor.
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A thread that is so epic should be held in higher regard than to be too lazy to spell the name right.
While the "Investigating Palumboism" thread may be the funniest of all-time, this recent one with the "cigarette Patriot" is making a strong run.
What's the cigarette patriot thread? link?
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What's the cigarette patriot thread? link?
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=257906.0
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http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=257906.0
Who's the guy they have shopped? lol
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Sorry, read the description. Nevermind. lol
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yes thats a very good thread, but it doesnt have the impact as the "polobuism(sp?)" thread
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Chad Mowers final meltdown was pretty funny.
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that guy????????????????????? :o
Bobby Sly.....a true American patriot!
My humble apologies. I did him a grave injustice by referring to him as "that guy." Yes, Bobby Sly. The name will live in infamy.
On a serious note, I don't condone robbing and I'm sure he terrorized the cashiers and he deserved what he got. But I tell you, there are times, there are f-ing times, when a man just wants to take a deep breath, raise the Black Flag and start slitting throats.
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Bodybuilding lookalikes is the funniest
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Lots of good Hank Wood quotes here.
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=216663.0