Sarah Palin's 23-year-old son will keep his $1,000 gun collection and a $30,000 bank account. Hanson, 22, will get her $2,500 bank account and $4,000 jewelry collection.
HIS:
$1,000 gun collection = only two decent guns at the most. Possibly including the shotgun that his father in law used to get him to the alter since she was already 6 months preggies when they married.
$30,000 bank account = most likely will be blown on alcohol and titty bars now. (can't blame him)
HERS:
$2500 bank account - cause diapers, formula and manicures just ain't cheap any more. (cue in that weird fucker with the fucked up facial hair proclaiming "NAIL PRICES ARE TOO DAMN HIGH")
$4000 jewelry collection - bunch of costume jewelry from the Macy's counter. A decent piece of jewelry is going to be at least that much.