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Title: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
Post by: Complex Carbs on January 17, 2014, 12:31:29 AM
I was very very close to telling mine to go fuck himself today. Just had to walk away.
Title: Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
Post by: Lobstah on January 17, 2014, 01:48:56 AM
I was very very close to telling mine to go fuck himself today. Just had to walk away.
At the holiday party this year, my boss said " you always look really nice at the holiday party. I hope that's not out of line.  you look really lovely."  And I said " I'm going to be totally out of line.  You are bangin as fuck."
 Probably not the best thing that could have come out of my face.
Title: Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
Post by: Powerlift66 on January 17, 2014, 01:52:54 AM
All of my bosses have been remote (another state) for a long time, never met any of them, and only talk/meet via phone once a month... Thats how I like it.
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Post by: Uncle Junior on January 17, 2014, 02:00:00 AM

"I got the call recording and video from the Grove of you and "M", sack me and "C" is going to find out about it"

That was enough for a 50k pay off subject to me signing an NDA.


Title: Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
Post by: Wolfox on January 17, 2014, 02:02:10 AM
At the holiday party this year, my boss said " you always look really nice at the holiday party. I hope that's not out of line.  you look really lovely."  And I said " I'm going to be totally out of line.  You are bangin as fuck."
 Probably not the best thing that could have come out of my face.

He must have recently taken his workplace sexual harassment course.
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Post by: hench on January 17, 2014, 02:02:14 AM
You may think your something special eddie but once that doors shut no ones going to miss you.
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Post by: Henda on January 17, 2014, 02:16:45 AM
Only ever had one boss and he was awesome. You could call him all the dirty fat stinking bastards and hed laugh. Was a bit different as he was a neighbor who drank with me and my mates at weekends.
Good times in that job.
Title: Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
Post by: Lobstah on January 17, 2014, 02:17:27 AM
He must have recently taken his workplace sexual harassment course.
Haha, likely. I must've recently ignored mine, because at the same party, he went to kiss me on the cheek, and I did the last minute face turn. BAZINGA!  I'M AWESOME!
Title: Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
Post by: bigmc on January 17, 2014, 02:20:24 AM
Haha, likely. I must've recently ignored mine, because at the same party, he went to kiss me on the cheek, and I did the last minute face turn. BAZINGA!  I'M AWESOME!

you need to get laid girl friend
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Post by: phreak on January 17, 2014, 02:21:15 AM
"I swallow".
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Post by: Kwon_2 on January 17, 2014, 02:48:56 AM
At the holiday party this year, my boss said " you always look really nice at the holiday party. I hope that's not out of line.  you look really lovely."  And I said " I'm going to be totally out of line.  You are bangin as fuck."
 Probably not the best thing that could have come out of my face.

Were you drunk?? :D

What kind of line of business is it?
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Post by: V Man on January 17, 2014, 02:59:00 AM
At the holiday party this year, my boss said " you always look really nice at the holiday party. I hope that's not out of line.  you look really lovely."  And I said " I'm going to be totally out of line.  You are bangin as fuck."
 Probably not the best thing that could have come out of my face.

Standard getbigger response. ;D
Title: Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
Post by: Lobstah on January 17, 2014, 02:59:18 AM
Were you drunk?? :D

What kind of line of business is it?
I've never had alcohol in my whole life
Title: Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
Post by: Arthur Nus on January 17, 2014, 03:17:23 AM

told him phil collins sucks ass

...... he agreed

Title: Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
Post by: smoothasf on January 17, 2014, 04:10:24 AM
   
"You stupid fucking girl. You, Williamson, I'm talking to you, shithead. You just cost me $6,000. Six thousand dollars, and one Cadillac. That's right. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it, asshole? You're fucking shit. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking girl, you idiot? Who ever told you that you could work with men? Oh, I'm gonna have your job, shithead."
Title: Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
Post by: calfzilla on January 17, 2014, 04:52:17 AM
Told her I'm near my witts end and they can write me up or fire me for _ I don't care. Which is true cuz my job is shit. Because of the alpha display of not caring they did nothing. Oh being a getbigger.  8)
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Post by: gmflex on January 17, 2014, 04:57:42 AM
I quit...
She never recovered..
Left her doing all my work plus her work that was required for her position..
To this day the bitch hates me  ;D
Title: Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
Post by: calfzilla on January 17, 2014, 04:59:28 AM
I quit...
She never recovered..
Left her doing all my work plus her work that was required for her position..
To this day the bitch hates me  ;D

I SOO want me and two friends/coworker to be able to quit at the same time so they can be left holding the bag and see that we do everything.
Title: Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
Post by: The_Punisher on January 17, 2014, 05:05:36 AM
I was very very close to telling mine to go fuck himself today. Just had to walk away.

find another job and give your current job one week notice and on your last day, cuss your boss ass out like you're on coke....lol....I did this a while back to one guy who gave me hell at that job
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Post by: Grape Ape on January 17, 2014, 05:08:19 AM
He must have recently taken his workplace sexual harassment course.

It's only sexual harassment if she doesn't like the person.
Title: Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
Post by: G_Thang on January 17, 2014, 05:14:47 AM
It's only sexual harassment if she doesn't like the person.

this.  i told a young boss when i was a freshman in college i'd like to bang her.  she took it as a complement.
Title: Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
Post by: falco on January 17, 2014, 06:05:29 AM
I said something like: "First place lower your voice down! (in an agressive manner) If this matter isn't solved/done yet it's because it's sitting on your desk for a year!.
I tend to lose politeness when people step on my toes.
Title: Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
Post by: snx on January 17, 2014, 06:27:27 AM
   
"You stupid fucking girl. You, Williamson, I'm talking to you, shithead. You just cost me $6,000. Six thousand dollars, and one Cadillac. That's right. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it, asshole? You're fucking shit. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking girl, you idiot? Who ever told you that you could work with men? Oh, I'm gonna have your job, shithead."

I know!

You feel like saying, "You're here, to help us. Not, to fck us!"
Title: Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
Post by: CalvinH on January 17, 2014, 06:33:03 AM
''If you don't give me a raise you'll never see your kids again"
Title: Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
Post by: Man of Steel on January 17, 2014, 07:38:21 AM
"I mean to beat you to death and drink your blood from a boot!"
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Post by: Pray_4_War on January 17, 2014, 07:41:02 AM
Lol @ broke-ass Getbiggers that actually have a boss. 
Title: Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on January 17, 2014, 07:42:01 AM
I've never had alcohol in my whole life


Aaaaand that explains a LOT
Title: Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
Post by: beakdoctor on January 17, 2014, 07:47:28 AM
Once I said, and I quote:

"Listen don't you ever call my house again. Don't you ever fuckin bother me when I'm with my family again. If it can't wait til I get back to work, then figure it out yourself. You got that?"

Then I hung up. There's a backstory to it. I just reached my breaking point with this prick. We never had any problems after that.
Title: Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 17, 2014, 07:54:22 AM
....."has anyone ever told you that you steal the blankets when you sleep"
Title: Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
Post by: benchmstr on January 17, 2014, 08:04:40 AM
My first job ended when my boss called me a fucking liar over why I had to stay late the night before...I talked enough shit to him to where he actually swung at me...wasn't a long fight..and he was later fired for it

Bench
Title: Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
Post by: Lobstah on January 17, 2014, 10:10:47 AM

Aaaaand that explains a LOT
haha, I KNOW
Title: Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
Post by: freespirit on January 17, 2014, 12:24:28 PM
Not the worst, I just told him the truth about how I thought about him.
Title: Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
Post by: Tito24 on January 17, 2014, 12:25:50 PM
i told him he should lose weight
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Post by: pedro01 on January 17, 2014, 04:10:56 PM
At the holiday party this year, my boss said " you always look really nice at the holiday party. I hope that's not out of line.  you look really lovely."  And I said " I'm going to be totally out of line.  You are bangin as fuck."
 Probably not the best thing that could have come out of my face.

Fortunately your boss is a native English speaker and so had no clue what you were talking about.
Title: Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
Post by: Princess L on January 17, 2014, 04:42:56 PM
I don't think he was my boss at the time, but a bunch of us were working a late night month end.  He was going out to pick up dinner for everyone or something and I said (in front of everyone) "pick up a spine on your way back".  It was referencing some earlier incident, but totally out of line on my part.

I just googled him and see that he died a couple of years ago  :-\
Title: Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on January 17, 2014, 04:58:06 PM
I was very very close to telling mine to go fuck himself today. Just had to walk away.
I once told a boss to grab a spoon and eat my ass.   I miss that job
Title: Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
Post by: Knooger on January 17, 2014, 05:32:57 PM
"I swallow".

I'm assuming he was already well aware of that.
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Post by: Coach is Back! on January 17, 2014, 08:15:05 PM
I once told a boss to grab a spoon and eat my ass.   I miss that job

Lol
Title: Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
Post by: calfzilla on January 17, 2014, 09:40:02 PM
Once I said, and I quote:

"Listen don't you ever call my house again. Don't you ever fuckin bother me when I'm with my family again. If it can't wait til I get back to work, then figure it out yourself. You got that?"

Then I hung up. There's a backstory to it. I just reached my breaking point with this prick. We never had any problems after that.

That's funny my boss called me last week just a really quick question, no big deal, then I get to work the next day with this big email thanking me for answering my phone and answering the question. Maybe she was being super nice because she was afraid I would complain to HR about calling me at home.
Title: Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
Post by: booty on January 18, 2014, 03:24:39 AM
I don't think he was my boss at the time, but a bunch of us were working a late night month end.  He was going out to pick up dinner for everyone or something and I said (in front of everyone) "pick up a spine on your way back".  It was referencing some earlier incident, but totally out of line on my part.

I just googled him and see that he died a couple of years ago  :-\

Started off funny but ended up as a sad story. RIP
Title: Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
Post by: _bruce_ on January 18, 2014, 03:54:06 AM
Epic jellyfish incident.
Never sad anything bad to my bosses. Most of them have been female so I just nod and ignore them - it's like swinging a magic wand.  :D
Title: Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
Post by: Wolfox on January 18, 2014, 04:32:47 AM
I don't think he was my boss at the time, but a bunch of us were working a late night month end.  He was going out to pick up dinner for everyone or something and I said (in front of everyone) "pick up a spine on your way back".  It was referencing some earlier incident, but totally out of line on my part.

I just googled him and see that he died a couple of years ago  :-\


Brutal.
Title: Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
Post by: d0nny2600 on January 18, 2014, 06:21:10 AM
I don't think he was my boss at the time, but a bunch of us were working a late night month end.  He was going out to pick up dinner for everyone or something and I said (in front of everyone) "pick up a spine on your way back".  It was referencing some earlier incident, but totally out of line on my part.

I just googled him and see that he died a couple of years ago  :-\

True getbigger...you won in the end.
Title: Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
Post by: Pork_Chop on January 18, 2014, 06:23:07 AM
"I'll spoon your f*cking eyes out like pickled onions and eat them."

Oh how I miss being an airline pilot.
Title: Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
Post by: Novena on January 18, 2014, 06:39:20 AM
"I don't think you're stupid, as far as you know."
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Post by: Ronnie Rep on January 18, 2014, 06:51:51 AM
Go fuck yourself, then he fired me!
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Post by: Mr Anabolic on January 18, 2014, 07:12:09 AM
I told him he was a sociopath.