Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?

[Complex Carbs]

I was very very close to telling mine to go fuck himself today. Just had to walk away.

[Lobstah]

I was very very close to telling mine to go fuck himself today. Just had to walk away.

At the holiday party this year, my boss said " you always look really nice at the holiday party. I hope that's not out of line.  you look really lovely."  And I said " I'm going to be totally out of line.  You are bangin as fuck."
 Probably not the best thing that could have come out of my face.

[Powerlift66]

All of my bosses have been remote (another state) for a long time, never met any of them, and only talk/meet via phone once a month... Thats how I like it.

[Uncle Junior]

"I got the call recording and video from the Grove of you and "M", sack me and "C" is going to find out about it"

That was enough for a 50k pay off subject to me signing an NDA.

[Wolfox]

At the holiday party this year, my boss said " you always look really nice at the holiday party. I hope that's not out of line.  you look really lovely."  And I said " I'm going to be totally out of line.  You are bangin as fuck."
 Probably not the best thing that could have come out of my face.

He must have recently taken his workplace sexual harassment course.

[hench]

You may think your something special eddie but once that doors shut no ones going to miss you.

[Henda]

Only ever had one boss and he was awesome. You could call him all the dirty fat stinking bastards and hed laugh. Was a bit different as he was a neighbor who drank with me and my mates at weekends.
Good times in that job.

[Lobstah]

He must have recently taken his workplace sexual harassment course.

Haha, likely. I must've recently ignored mine, because at the same party, he went to kiss me on the cheek, and I did the last minute face turn. BAZINGA!  I'M AWESOME!

[bigmc]

Haha, likely. I must've recently ignored mine, because at the same party, he went to kiss me on the cheek, and I did the last minute face turn. BAZINGA!  I'M AWESOME!

you need to get laid girl friend

[phreak]

"I swallow".

[Kwon_2]

At the holiday party this year, my boss said " you always look really nice at the holiday party. I hope that's not out of line.  you look really lovely."  And I said " I'm going to be totally out of line.  You are bangin as fuck."
 Probably not the best thing that could have come out of my face.

Were you drunk??

What kind of line of business is it?

[V Man]

At the holiday party this year, my boss said " you always look really nice at the holiday party. I hope that's not out of line.  you look really lovely."  And I said " I'm going to be totally out of line.  You are bangin as fuck."
 Probably not the best thing that could have come out of my face.

Standard getbigger response.

[Lobstah]

Were you drunk??

What kind of line of business is it?

I've never had alcohol in my whole life

[Arthur Nus]

told him phil collins sucks ass

...... he agreed

[smoothasf]

   
"You stupid fucking girl. You, Williamson, I'm talking to you, shithead. You just cost me $6,000. Six thousand dollars, and one Cadillac. That's right. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it, asshole? You're fucking shit. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking girl, you idiot? Who ever told you that you could work with men? Oh, I'm gonna have your job, shithead."

[calfzilla]

Told her I'm near my witts end and they can write me up or fire me for _ I don't care. Which is true cuz my job is shit. Because of the alpha display of not caring they did nothing. Oh being a getbigger. 

[gmflex]

I quit...
She never recovered..
Left her doing all my work plus her work that was required for her position..
To this day the bitch hates me 

[calfzilla]

I quit...
She never recovered..
Left her doing all my work plus her work that was required for her position..
To this day the bitch hates me 

I SOO want me and two friends/coworker to be able to quit at the same time so they can be left holding the bag and see that we do everything.

[The_Punisher]

I was very very close to telling mine to go fuck himself today. Just had to walk away.

find another job and give your current job one week notice and on your last day, cuss your boss ass out like you're on coke....lol....I did this a while back to one guy who gave me hell at that job

[Grape Ape]

He must have recently taken his workplace sexual harassment course.

It's only sexual harassment if she doesn't like the person.

[G_Thang]

It's only sexual harassment if she doesn't like the person.

this.  i told a young boss when i was a freshman in college i'd like to bang her.  she took it as a complement.

[falco]

I said something like: "First place lower your voice down! (in an agressive manner) If this matter isn't solved/done yet it's because it's sitting on your desk for a year!.
I tend to lose politeness when people step on my toes.

[snx]

   
"You stupid fucking girl. You, Williamson, I'm talking to you, shithead. You just cost me $6,000. Six thousand dollars, and one Cadillac. That's right. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it, asshole? You're fucking shit. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking girl, you idiot? Who ever told you that you could work with men? Oh, I'm gonna have your job, shithead."

I know!

You feel like saying, "You're here, to help us. Not, to fck us!"

[CalvinH]

''If you don't give me a raise you'll never see your kids again"

[Man of Steel]

"I mean to beat you to death and drink your blood from a boot!"