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Title: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on February 03, 2014, 10:26:20 PM
I eat ice cream from the container of which it is purchased
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Post by: Big Chiro Flex on February 03, 2014, 10:31:36 PM
I NEVER wipe down machines, unless someone is watching me.
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Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on February 03, 2014, 10:33:14 PM
I NEVER wipe down machines, unless someone is watching me.
lmfao  I had this discussion with my wife tonight at the gym   I DO THE SAME  LOL
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Post by: SF1900 on February 03, 2014, 10:35:36 PM
I check Queen Vissy's Facebook page at least once per day.
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Post by: Novena on February 03, 2014, 10:36:13 PM
I eat ice cream from the container of which it is purchased
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Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on February 03, 2014, 10:37:18 PM
I check Queen Vissy's Facebook page at least once per day.
who??
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Post by: SF1900 on February 03, 2014, 10:41:55 PM
who??


Queen Vissy.  :D :D
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Post by: ESFitness on February 03, 2014, 10:58:29 PM
p
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Post by: Lobstah on February 03, 2014, 11:16:32 PM
holy shit... this could go on forever.

I carpet-bomb plentyoffish and fuck short, cute, big tit chubby single moms, school teachers, bankers, real estate brokers, and convenience store cashiers on the first night... like 10-12 a month. (i have an actual gf now, though)

my home is a complete mess 90% of the time and i only clean it up if i have a girl coming over.

i judge the attractiveness and potential mate material of a woman based on the size of her calves and feet. (one must be big, the other small)

i keep baby wipes, mouthwash, and Viagra in the car. (i give myself 'cool points' if i can bang one girl, baby-wipe the pussy juice off my cock in the car, drive over and bang another girl in the same day... 3 a day is the record, 4 would be a logistical nightmare)

if no gf is in the house, i'll watch porn twice a day. can't start the day or go to bed w/o rubbing one out.... milf porn, mature porn, latina porn, bbw porn, brunette porn, ebony porn, Asian porn, CFNM porn, DP porn, gagging porn, or any combination.

I've fucked women i met on craigslist while their husbands/bf's watched for anywhere from $50 to $300.

i'll put bogus ad's on craigslist using ex-customers names & numbers. personals (of course. lol... cuckold stuff, ect), selling horse trailers, horses, miniature horses, emu's, various miniature/toy dogs, houses/rooms for rent, ect ect ect...    these ex-customers are pieces of shit/assholes/bitches, not "regular" ex-customers. these fuck's have it coming.

i have a maid come to my house twice a week just to do my dishes because I'm too lazy.

I've fucked a maid once. 40-something Mexican lady, in my upstairs bathroom while her granddaughter vacuumed my living room downstairs. short, chubby with big heavy tits... could NOT deepthroat, so she didnt' get a tip. lol.... two hands on my sink, one foot up on the toilet with a hand towel in her mouth.  ;D can't even remember her name. i fired her/them two weeks later.

 whoa. I was thoroughly unprepared for ANY of that.
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Post by: James28 on February 03, 2014, 11:26:35 PM
In order to satisfy my sugar cravings I go to the sweets section, pick up a pack of marshmallows and sniff it lovingly.


Think the way the Arabs on here sniff a Nasser thong.
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Post by: ESFitness on February 03, 2014, 11:27:12 PM
whoa. I was thoroughly unprepared for ANY of that.

oh... I and I eat ice cream for breakfast.

I generally eat about 3-4 deep fried California rolls, 4-5 philly rolls, a couple dragon rolls, a couple crunchy rolls (baked preferably, with spicy mayo), about a couple dozen pieces of Bluefin, a dozen pieces of salmon, and a dozen pieces of unagi (eel) each week.

I eat generic mac n cheese everyday, sometimes twice a day.

I prefer generic mac n cheese to Kraft or velveta... I like the fake cheese. :)

I don't drink nearly enough water.

I drink about 10 cans of mt. dew a day.

I use paper plates and plastic bowls when eating at home by myself.

I have food in my freezer that I bought last year that I totally forgot about and am too lazy to throw away when I see it.

I'm honest about using 6g's a week, but deny putting any of it in my delts. lol.

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Post by: Teutonic Knight on February 03, 2014, 11:34:22 PM
I eat ice cream from the container of which it is purchased

I hate U, my last ice cream was about 4 years ago  :( simply sucks.
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Post by: James28 on February 03, 2014, 11:35:57 PM
I hate U, my last ice cream was about 4 years ago  :( simply sucks.

Fucking LOVE ice cream man. But I gotta pace myself. The first one makes me feel guilty, once I'm over the guilt the 2nd one ain't half so bad. By the 4th once I'm laughing at the fact that I once cared about my 'diet' and decide to only eat ice cream from now on.
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Post by: nzmusclemonster on February 03, 2014, 11:37:49 PM
At work a colleague and I have daily competitions on who can leave the most skid marks in a toilet after a dump.
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Post by: James28 on February 03, 2014, 11:40:32 PM
At work a colleague and I have daily competitions on who can leave the most skid marks in a toilet after a dump.

Hey, you. I'll be a New Zealander soon. Any tips?
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Post by: Teutonic Knight on February 03, 2014, 11:43:24 PM
Fucking LOVE ice cream man. But I gotta pace myself. The first one makes me feel guilty, once I'm over the guilt the 2nd one ain't half so bad. By the 4th once I'm laughing at the fact that I once cared about my 'diet' and decide to only eat ice cream from now on.

Thanks 4 terrorizing  me  >:(
 ;D
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Post by: nzmusclemonster on February 03, 2014, 11:43:59 PM
Hey, you. I'll be a New Zealander soon. Any tips?

When you have sex with your first sheep, take it slow, enjoy it, savor the moment. You will cherish the memory.
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Post by: James28 on February 03, 2014, 11:46:51 PM
When you have sex with your first sheep, take it slow, enjoy it, savor the moment. You will cherish the memory.

Noted down thank you. Would that be with an actual sheep or the women? Looking around the female supply in ChCh it's hard to tell the difference sometimes. Maybe I should've gone to Auckland after all  :-\
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Post by: POB on February 03, 2014, 11:49:05 PM
When you have sex with your first sheep, take it slow, enjoy it, savor the moment. You will cherish the memory.

If you do it at a cliff they actually back up :D
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Post by: POB on February 03, 2014, 11:49:51 PM
I NEVER wipe down machines, unless someone is watching me.

Wrong
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Post by: nzmusclemonster on February 03, 2014, 11:55:01 PM
Noted down thank you. Would that be with an actual sheep or the women? Looking around the female supply in ChCh it's hard to tell the difference sometimes. Maybe I should've gone to Auckland after all  :-\

A woman? What the fuck! How did you get in NZ sicko.
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Post by: Teutonic Knight on February 04, 2014, 12:04:22 AM
When you have sex with your first sheep, take it slow, enjoy it, savor the moment. You will cherish the memory.

U sound like Maori Chief of Aotearoa
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Post by: BikiniSlut on February 04, 2014, 12:53:19 AM
Terminator three is one of my favorite movies....i love the termanatrix. When I think I'm alone walking down the street I pretend I'm her and try to turn my head side to side smoothly like her while walking. With a serious face like a terminator.

Its harder than it sounds.

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Post by: BigCyp on February 04, 2014, 01:19:28 AM
holy shit... this could go on forever.

I carpet-bomb plentyoffish and fuck short, cute, big tit chubby single moms, school teachers, bankers, real estate brokers, and convenience store cashiers on the first night... like 10-12 a month. (i have an actual gf now, though)

my home is a complete mess 90% of the time and i only clean it up if i have a girl coming over.

i judge the attractiveness and potential mate material of a woman based on the size of her calves and feet. (one must be big, the other small)

i keep baby wipes, mouthwash, and Viagra in the car. (i give myself 'cool points' if i can bang one girl, baby-wipe the pussy juice off my cock in the car, drive over and bang another girl in the same day... 3 a day is the record, 4 would be a logistical nightmare)

if no gf is in the house, i'll watch porn twice a day. can't start the day or go to bed w/o rubbing one out.... milf porn, mature porn, latina porn, bbw porn, brunette porn, ebony porn, Asian porn, CFNM porn, DP porn, gagging porn, or any combination.

I've fucked women i met on craigslist while their husbands/bf's watched for anywhere from $50 to $300.

i'll put bogus ad's on craigslist using ex-customers names & numbers. personals (of course. lol... cuckold stuff, ect), selling horse trailers, horses, miniature horses, emu's, various miniature/toy dogs, houses/rooms for rent, ect ect ect...    these ex-customers are pieces of shit/assholes/bitches, not "regular" ex-customers. these fuck's have it coming.

i have a maid come to my house twice a week just to do my dishes because I'm too lazy.

I've fucked a maid once. 40-something Mexican lady, in my upstairs bathroom while her granddaughter vacuumed my living room downstairs. short, chubby with big heavy tits... could NOT deepthroat, so she didnt' get a tip. lol.... two hands on my sink, one foot up on the toilet with a hand towel in her mouth.  ;D can't even remember her name. i fired her/them two weeks later.

Good criteria. Cant stand thin/shapeless calves or big feet on a girl. Made sure to marry a woman with polar opposites of these things!
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Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 04, 2014, 01:34:10 AM
ES Fitness.. have you posted a photo? I can't imagine eating like that and not being fat
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Post by: James28 on February 04, 2014, 01:35:51 AM
A woman? What the fuck! How did you get in NZ sicko.

I'm sneaking in with my work visa. I've seen ONE good looking kiwi bird ..... And the girlfriend caught me. Amateur hour.
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Post by: ESFitness on February 04, 2014, 02:52:23 AM
ES Fitness.. have you posted a photo? I can't imagine eating like that and not being fat

kinda hard for me to get fat with all the stuff I use.
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Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 04, 2014, 02:59:20 AM
kinda hard for me to get fat with all the stuff I use.
still dude .. all sugar and processed food .. even od-ing on clen  ;D

any bodyshots?
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Post by: ESFitness on February 04, 2014, 03:00:25 AM
still dude .. all sugar and processed food .. even od-ing on clen  ;D

any bodyshots?

nope. nothing that will identify me. too risky and too much to lose.
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Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 04, 2014, 03:01:18 AM
nope. nothing that will identify me. too risky and too much to lose.
gotcha.. no worries

you must have a fast natural metabolism as well
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Post by: trapz101 on February 04, 2014, 03:16:56 AM
nope. nothing that will identify me. too risky and too much to lose.

a pic of mid glutes 2x2in cropped photo will do

 :D
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Post by: Fuzzy Nuts on February 04, 2014, 08:40:05 AM
esf = the new suckmymuscle
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Post by: BigCyp on February 04, 2014, 08:55:21 AM
esf = the new suckmymuscle

Are you suggesting that it's a bit far fetched to be the type of guy who prolifically pimps his body on various dating sites to bang 2-3 chicks a day, yet be too worried about a faceless shot on getbig, as he can't afford to be identied?
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Post by: tommywishbone on February 04, 2014, 08:57:45 AM
I think Liberace was pretty cool.
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Post by: michael arvilla on February 04, 2014, 09:09:08 AM
holy shit... this could go on forever.

I carpet-bomb plentyoffish and fuck short, cute, big tit chubby single moms, school teachers, bankers, real estate brokers, and convenience store cashiers on the first night... like 10-12 a month. (i have an actual gf now, though)

my home is a complete mess 90% of the time and i only clean it up if i have a girl coming over.

i judge the attractiveness and potential mate material of a woman based on the size of her calves and feet. (one must be big, the other small)

i keep baby wipes, mouthwash, and Viagra in the car. (i give myself 'cool points' if i can bang one girl, baby-wipe the pussy juice off my cock in the car, drive over and bang another girl in the same day... 3 a day is the record, 4 would be a logistical nightmare)

if no gf is in the house, i'll watch porn twice a day. can't start the day or go to bed w/o rubbing one out.... milf porn, mature porn, latina porn, bbw porn, brunette porn, ebony porn, Asian porn, CFNM porn, DP porn, gagging porn, or any combination.

I've fucked women i met on craigslist while their husbands/bf's watched for anywhere from $50 to $300.

i'll put bogus ad's on craigslist using ex-customers names & numbers. personals (of course. lol... cuckold stuff, ect), selling horse trailers, horses, miniature horses, emu's, various miniature/toy dogs, houses/rooms for rent, ect ect ect...    these ex-customers are pieces of shit/assholes/bitches, not "regular" ex-customers. these fuck's have it coming.

i have a maid come to my house twice a week just to do my dishes because I'm too lazy.

I've fucked a maid once. 40-something Mexican lady, in my upstairs bathroom while her granddaughter vacuumed my living room downstairs. short, chubby with big heavy tits... could NOT deepthroat, so she didnt' get a tip. lol.... two hands on my sink, one foot up on the toilet with a hand towel in her mouth.  ;D can't even remember her name. i fired her/them two weeks later.
  Thread Over!
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Post by: ChopperRider on February 04, 2014, 09:10:46 AM
I enjoy Motorhead songs.

I don't eat pizza.

My favorite women are thin Germans.

I hate being cold.

I have never worn a tank top in public.

I never wear brown pants.

I've rubbed one off on a flight.

In 9th grade my math teacher (female) would get drunk, invite me over to her condo, and blow me.

I've never ate sushi.
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Post by: BigCyp on February 04, 2014, 09:24:13 AM
I didn't kiss my wife until the wedding vows oh brother.
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Post by: chaos on February 04, 2014, 09:26:17 AM
I didn't kiss my wife until the wedding vows oh brother.
Outed!!

I use lotion on my hands. :-[
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Post by: visualizeperfection on February 04, 2014, 09:45:23 AM
I have about 8 different varieties of Vodka in my bar.

From a quick glance I see  ciroc (garbage), svedka, absolut, grey goose, belvedere, and stolli among others.
ALL FILLED WITH KETEL ONE.
Its funny when people tell me how much smoother my Ciroc is than absolut and what not.

I never wash my hands after pissing. Even if their is other people in a public restroom. Don't care. Dicks clean.

Its been about two years since I have been able to stand the same female for more than two weeks. It gets to the point to where I begin to resent them, especially when theyre over affectionate. If im trying to sleep and she cant stop rubbing my arm or head or wants to keep attempting cuddles I get close to domestic violence.
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Post by: hrspwr1 on February 04, 2014, 10:00:03 AM
I tried yoga and various stretching routines in the hopes of one day giving myself head. I had to give it up after hurting my back during training.
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Post by: Palpatine Q on February 04, 2014, 10:02:52 AM
Are you suggesting that it's a bit far fetched to be the type of guy who prolifically pimps his body on various dating sites to bang 2-3 chicks a day, yet be too worried about a faceless shot on getbig, as he can't afford to be identied?

And still has time to train billionaire clients...run a huge steroid lab....draw up business plans that make rich people throw money at him....admire his 11inch dick...and fght to the death in unsanctioned cage fights.
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Post by: BigCyp on February 04, 2014, 10:05:13 AM
And still has time to train billionaire clients...run a huge steroid lab....draw up business plans that make rich people throw money at him....admire his 11inch dick...and fght to the death in unsanctioned cage fights.

Hahaha yes Groink. I always knew there were giants walking amongst us mere mortals. If only I had 25% of the gifts that ESfitness has I would be a multimillionaire, and wouldnt need to sell steroids for a living ah well.
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Post by: Hulkotron on February 04, 2014, 10:08:20 AM
holy shit... this could go on forever.

I carpet-bomb plentyoffish and fuck short, cute, big tit chubby single moms, school teachers, bankers, real estate brokers, and convenience store cashiers on the first night... like 10-12 a month. (i have an actual gf now, though)

my home is a complete mess 90% of the time and i only clean it up if i have a girl coming over.

i judge the attractiveness and potential mate material of a woman based on the size of her calves and feet. (one must be big, the other small)

Yes I do this too
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Post by: Tedim on February 04, 2014, 10:08:45 AM
I pretend I'm working while I post on getbig so I don't have to do shit around the house. AND I never wipe down machines because I use a towel.
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Post by: bigmc on February 04, 2014, 10:09:39 AM
And still has time to train billionaire clients...run a huge steroid lab....draw up business plans that make rich people throw money at him....admire his 11inch dick...and fght to the death in unsanctioned cage fights.


dont forget having multiple fights to the death in prison

while being incarcerated for a traffic violation

fortunately they still let him out after a few months
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Post by: TEH boob on February 04, 2014, 10:15:41 AM
Are you suggesting that it's a bit far fetched to be the type of guy who prolifically pimps his body on various dating sites to bang 2-3 chicks a day, yet be too worried about a faceless shot on getbig, as he can't afford to be identied?

 :D
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Post by: Power on February 04, 2014, 10:15:54 AM
holy shit... this could go on forever.

I carpet-bomb plentyoffish and fuck short, cute, big tit chubby single moms, school teachers, bankers, real estate brokers, and convenience store cashiers on the first night... like 10-12 a month. (i have an actual gf now, though)

my home is a complete mess 90% of the time and i only clean it up if i have a girl coming over.

i judge the attractiveness and potential mate material of a woman based on the size of her calves and feet. (one must be big, the other small)

i keep baby wipes, mouthwash, and Viagra in the car. (i give myself 'cool points' if i can bang one girl, baby-wipe the pussy juice off my cock in the car, drive over and bang another girl in the same day... 3 a day is the record, 4 would be a logistical nightmare)

if no gf is in the house, i'll watch porn twice a day. can't start the day or go to bed w/o rubbing one out.... milf porn, mature porn, latina porn, bbw porn, brunette porn, ebony porn, Asian porn, CFNM porn, DP porn, gagging porn, or any combination.

I've fucked women i met on craigslist while their husbands/bf's watched for anywhere from $50 to $300.

i'll put bogus ad's on craigslist using ex-customers names & numbers. personals (of course. lol... cuckold stuff, ect), selling horse trailers, horses, miniature horses, emu's, various miniature/toy dogs, houses/rooms for rent, ect ect ect...    these ex-customers are pieces of shit/assholes/bitches, not "regular" ex-customers. these fuck's have it coming.

i have a maid come to my house twice a week just to do my dishes because I'm too lazy.

I've fucked a maid once. 40-something Mexican lady, in my upstairs bathroom while her granddaughter vacuumed my living room downstairs. short, chubby with big heavy tits... could NOT deepthroat, so she didnt' get a tip. lol.... two hands on my sink, one foot up on the toilet with a hand towel in her mouth.  ;D can't even remember her name. i fired her/them two weeks later.


This is not a confession, it's bragging.  LOL!


PWR
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Post by: TEH boob on February 04, 2014, 10:17:56 AM
I tried yoga and various stretching routines in the hopes of one day giving myself head. I had to give it up after hurting my back during training.


Looooool

Don't give up!
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Post by: ESFitness on February 04, 2014, 10:18:46 AM
Don't forget his ability to stitch himself up after said cage fights in jail or prison with guitar wire. And support his various children.

This guy is not to be messed with.

you use the guitar wire to make the needle, not the thread.  ;)
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Post by: Simple Simon on February 04, 2014, 10:19:38 AM
holy shit... this could go on forever.

I carpet-bomb plentyoffish and fuck short, cute, big tit chubby single moms, school teachers, bankers, real estate brokers, and convenience store cashiers on the first night... like 10-12 a month. (i have an actual gf now, though)

my home is a complete mess 90% of the time and i only clean it up if i have a girl coming over.

i judge the attractiveness and potential mate material of a woman based on the size of her calves and feet. (one must be big, the other small)

i keep baby wipes, mouthwash, and Viagra in the car. (i give myself 'cool points' if i can bang one girl, baby-wipe the pussy juice off my cock in the car, drive over and bang another girl in the same day... 3 a day is the record, 4 would be a logistical nightmare)

if no gf is in the house, i'll watch porn twice a day. can't start the day or go to bed w/o rubbing one out.... milf porn, mature porn, latina porn, bbw porn, brunette porn, ebony porn, Asian porn, CFNM porn, DP porn, gagging porn, or any combination.

I've fucked women i met on craigslist while their husbands/bf's watched for anywhere from $50 to $300.

i'll put bogus ad's on craigslist using ex-customers names & numbers. personals (of course. lol... cuckold stuff, ect), selling horse trailers, horses, miniature horses, emu's, various miniature/toy dogs, houses/rooms for rent, ect ect ect...    these ex-customers are pieces of shit/assholes/bitches, not "regular" ex-customers. these fuck's have it coming.

i have a maid come to my house twice a week just to do my dishes because I'm too lazy.

I've fucked a maid once. 40-something Mexican lady, in my upstairs bathroom while her granddaughter vacuumed my living room downstairs. short, chubby with big heavy tits... could NOT deepthroat, so she didnt' get a tip. lol.... two hands on my sink, one foot up on the toilet with a hand towel in her mouth.  ;D can't even remember her name. i fired her/them two weeks later.

Arnold?
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Post by: ESFitness on February 04, 2014, 10:21:56 AM
And still has time to train billionaire clients...run a huge steroid lab....draw up business plans that make rich people throw money at him....admire his 11inch dick...and fght to the death in unsanctioned cage fights.

no billionaires.

it's not huge.

it's not 11.

and it's not to the death. I'd tap in a heartbeat in Tijuana, in prison I'd hold off a lil longer since I didn't care if I tore a bicep (although luckily the skillset of guys in prison wasn't great enough that I had to worry about arm-bars too often.. usually guillotine's or rear-naked's)
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Post by: visualizeperfection on February 04, 2014, 10:23:49 AM
And still has time to train billionaire clients...run a huge steroid lab....draw up business plans that make rich people throw money at him....admire his 11inch dick...and fght to the death in unsanctioned cage fights.

Pretty every day tasks, honestly.
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Post by: SuperTed on February 04, 2014, 10:25:41 AM
Arnold?

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/05/19/article-1388674-0C22FE0F00000578-544_306x582.jpg)
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Post by: nzmusclemonster on February 04, 2014, 10:39:39 AM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/05/19/article-1388674-0C22FE0F00000578-544_306x582.jpg)

2 (door), 1
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 04, 2014, 10:53:25 AM
Maybe Groink and BigCyp are just jealous because ESfITNESS is so alpha .. based on what he says, he is easily the best built and the most dangerous getbigger. I don't think he has any reasons to lie. Who would make this shit up?
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Post by: ChopperRider on February 04, 2014, 01:07:41 PM
Who would make this shit up?

On Getbig, that would be a really long list.
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 04, 2014, 01:27:29 PM
On Getbig, that would be a really long list.

are you american?
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Post by: Lobstah on February 04, 2014, 01:32:38 PM
I enjoy Motorhead songs.

I don't eat pizza.

My favorite women are thin Germans.

I hate being cold.

I have never worn a tank top in public.

I never wear brown pants.

I've rubbed one off on a flight.

In 9th grade my math teacher (female) would get drunk, invite me over to her condo, and blow me.

I've never ate sushi.
duh
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Post by: irishdave on February 04, 2014, 01:37:24 PM
holy shit... this could go on forever.

I carpet-bomb plentyoffish and fuck short, cute, big tit chubby single moms, school teachers, bankers, real estate brokers, and convenience store cashiers on the first night... like 10-12 a month. (i have an actual gf now, though)

my home is a complete mess 90% of the time and i only clean it up if i have a girl coming over.

i judge the attractiveness and potential mate material of a woman based on the size of her calves and feet. (one must be big, the other small)

i keep baby wipes, mouthwash, and Viagra in the car. (i give myself 'cool points' if i can bang one girl, baby-wipe the pussy juice off my cock in the car, drive over and bang another girl in the same day... 3 a day is the record, 4 would be a logistical nightmare)

if no gf is in the house, i'll watch porn twice a day. can't start the day or go to bed w/o rubbing one out.... milf porn, mature porn, latina porn, bbw porn, brunette porn, ebony porn, Asian porn, CFNM porn, DP porn, gagging porn, or any combination.

I've fucked women i met on craigslist while their husbands/bf's watched for anywhere from $50 to $300.

i'll put bogus ad's on craigslist using ex-customers names & numbers. personals (of course. lol... cuckold stuff, ect), selling horse trailers, horses, miniature horses, emu's, various miniature/toy dogs, houses/rooms for rent, ect ect ect...    these ex-customers are pieces of shit/assholes/bitches, not "regular" ex-customers. these fuck's have it coming.

i have a maid come to my house twice a week just to do my dishes because I'm too lazy.

I've fucked a maid once. 40-something Mexican lady, in my upstairs bathroom while her granddaughter vacuumed my living room downstairs. short, chubby with big heavy tits... could NOT deepthroat, so she didnt' get a tip. lol.... two hands on my sink, one foot up on the toilet with a hand towel in her mouth.  ;D can't even remember her name. i fired her/them two weeks later.

Awesome post this is why I love getbig
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Post by: Ronnie Rep on February 04, 2014, 01:44:00 PM
I think Liberace was pretty cool.
Don't forget Freddy Mercury, although obvious from your avatar!
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Post by: Ronnie Rep on February 04, 2014, 01:45:06 PM
holy shit... this could go on forever.

I carpet-bomb plentyoffish and fuck short, cute, big tit chubby single moms, school teachers, bankers, real estate brokers, and convenience store cashiers on the first night... like 10-12 a month. (i have an actual gf now, though)

my home is a complete mess 90% of the time and i only clean it up if i have a girl coming over.

i judge the attractiveness and potential mate material of a woman based on the size of her calves and feet. (one must be big, the other small)

i keep baby wipes, mouthwash, and Viagra in the car. (i give myself 'cool points' if i can bang one girl, baby-wipe the pussy juice off my cock in the car, drive over and bang another girl in the same day... 3 a day is the record, 4 would be a logistical nightmare)

if no gf is in the house, i'll watch porn twice a day. can't start the day or go to bed w/o rubbing one out.... milf porn, mature porn, latina porn, bbw porn, brunette porn, ebony porn, Asian porn, CFNM porn, DP porn, gagging porn, or any combination.

I've fucked women i met on craigslist while their husbands/bf's watched for anywhere from $50 to $300.

i'll put bogus ad's on craigslist using ex-customers names & numbers. personals (of course. lol... cuckold stuff, ect), selling horse trailers, horses, miniature horses, emu's, various miniature/toy dogs, houses/rooms for rent, ect ect ect...    these ex-customers are pieces of shit/assholes/bitches, not "regular" ex-customers. these fuck's have it coming.

i have a maid come to my house twice a week just to do my dishes because I'm too lazy.

I've fucked a maid once. 40-something Mexican lady, in my upstairs bathroom while her granddaughter vacuumed my living room downstairs. short, chubby with big heavy tits... could NOT deepthroat, so she didnt' get a tip. lol.... two hands on my sink, one foot up on the toilet with a hand towel in her mouth.  ;D can't even remember her name. i fired her/them two weeks later.
Why bother after this!
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Post by: ESFitness on February 04, 2014, 02:22:03 PM
It must have been a rough couple of years for you doing a felony bid like that. I guess your probation is over since not too many ex-felons would be dumb enough to go on the internet and brag about their current illegal exploits.  



that's what? like 5x you've searched back and found that post and re-quoted it?

do you have your bedroom wall wallpapered with my posts?

do you think of my name and imagine what I look like before you fall asleep at night?

pretty pathetic dude, considering 15seconds after I see any of your posts I can't even remember your name/handle, much less anything you've ever posted (that doesn't involve spending time out of your day to search and re-post/re-quote an old post of mine)

very beta, dude. very beta.
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Post by: Hulkotron on February 04, 2014, 02:33:53 PM
ESF is a highly entertaining poster.  He's like SMM but without all the vitriol and arrogance.

I care not a single fuck if he's "full of shit" or not.
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Post by: ESFitness on February 04, 2014, 02:45:16 PM
Whatever you say, dude.

Too bad you're completely full of shit.

 


aside from calling the girls I fuck "cute", I don't think I've posted anything here that wasn't true.

so, carry on with the rest of your life. "cholo"
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Post by: ESFitness on February 04, 2014, 02:54:56 PM
Welcome back, suckmymuscle.

I'm not suckmymuscle.

search his posts. I was in prison when he was posting.
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Post by: Lobstah on February 04, 2014, 06:16:42 PM
I'm not suckmymuscle.

search his posts. I was in prison when he was posting.
Okay, you are even more amazing
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: ESFitness on February 04, 2014, 08:36:10 PM
Okay, you are even more amazing

yes, I'm very special. lol.

you should have sushi with me sometime.  ;)















you buy  ;)












j/k... i'll buy  ;) ;D




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Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on February 04, 2014, 08:53:55 PM
best thread eveer
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Post by: Big Chiro Flex on February 04, 2014, 09:09:53 PM
ESF is a highly entertaining poster.  He's like SMM but without all the vitriol and arrogance.

I care not a single fuck if he's "full of shit" or not.

X2

I endorse this scholar/athlete.
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: Wolfox on February 04, 2014, 09:14:03 PM
oh... I and I eat ice cream for breakfast.

I generally eat about 3-4 deep fried California rolls, 4-5 philly rolls, a couple dragon rolls, a couple crunchy rolls (baked preferably, with spicy mayo), about a couple dozen pieces of Bluefin, a dozen pieces of salmon, and a dozen pieces of unagi (eel) each week.

I eat generic mac n cheese everyday, sometimes twice a day.

I prefer generic mac n cheese to Kraft or velveta... I like the fake cheese. :)

I don't drink nearly enough water.

I drink about 10 cans of mt. dew a day.

I use paper plates and plastic bowls when eating at home by myself.

I have food in my freezer that I bought last year that I totally forgot about and am too lazy to throw away when I see it.

I'm honest about using 6g's a week, but deny putting any of it in my delts. lol.



Trader Joes Mac N Cheese. I guarantee that if you try it you will never go back. Real cheeseS used.
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: 240 is Back on February 04, 2014, 09:14:24 PM
j
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: ESFitness on February 04, 2014, 10:08:53 PM
Trader Joes Mac N Cheese. I guarantee that if you try it you will never go back. Real cheeseS used.


noooooo.... I like the $.50 boxes at walmart. I like the fake-cheese stuff.
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: ESFitness on February 04, 2014, 10:13:29 PM
j

carpetbomb plentyoffish for chubby, big boobed middle-aged single moms and they'll all look at you like that... it's like they can't believe there's an action-figure standing naked in their bedroom, and they'll do anything and everything they can to impress you so you come back next time.
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Post by: syntaxmachine on February 04, 2014, 10:19:50 PM

dont forget having multiple fights to the death in prison

while being incarcerated for a traffic violation

fortunately they still let him out after a few months

And having the investment acumen to earn 20% a year guaranteed, making him a luminary in the same class as Buffett et al.
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: ESFitness on February 04, 2014, 10:21:19 PM
And having the investment acumen to earn 20+% a year guaranteed, making him one a luminary alongside Buffett et al.

buffet's an investor, I am/was a trader. buffet wants 2% per month, I want 2% per week.
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Post by: POB on February 04, 2014, 10:43:57 PM
buffet's an investor, I am/was a trader. buffet wants 2% per month, I want 2% per week.

I like this guy, true or not shit makes for a good read :D

defenatly beats xx15 posted pics of my kids or "are you saying that" used 1000 times a day
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: Lobstah on February 04, 2014, 11:00:37 PM
I like this guy, true or not shit makes for a good read :D

defenatly beats xx15 posted pics of my kids or "are you saying that" used 1000 times a day
also beats shizzo and halo.
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: benchmstr on February 04, 2014, 11:06:40 PM
I hate pears..texture

Bench
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: ESFitness on February 04, 2014, 11:07:43 PM
I hate pears..texture

Bench

pears are awesome.

I hate apples. too tart.
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: BAST on February 04, 2014, 11:13:07 PM
I NEVER wipe down machines, unless someone is watching me.

I never wipe down machines, even if people are watching.  i don't see why anyone cares about sweat; it's a gym.  take a shower after.
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: Teutonic Knight on February 05, 2014, 12:11:57 AM
I have about 8 different varieties of Vodka in my bar.

From a quick glance I see  ciroc (garbage), svedka, absolut, grey goose, belvedere, and stolli among others.
ALL FILLED WITH KETEL ONE.
Its funny when people tell me how much smoother my Ciroc is than absolut and what not.

I never wash my hands after pissing. Even if their is other people in a public restroom. Don't care. Dicks clean.

Its been about two years since I have been able to stand the same female for more than two weeks. It gets to the point to where I begin to resent them, especially when theyre over affectionate. If im trying to sleep and she cant stop rubbing my arm or head or wants to keep attempting cuddles I get close to domestic violence.


You should be deported to the 3rd World country & striped of American citizenship.
Traitor buying French & Russian booze  >:(
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: Wolfox on February 05, 2014, 08:51:45 AM
I used to trim my toenails with my teeth. Excellent way to stay limber for the rubber guard.
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 05, 2014, 08:53:45 AM
I used to trim my toenails with my teeth. Excellent way to stay limber for the rubber guard.
looks like you chewed your bicepes as well  ;D
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: anabolichalo on February 05, 2014, 08:55:11 AM
i watched some real fucked up porn


http://xhamster.com/movies/871211/lesbian_with_big_clit_workout_snc.html
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: Simple Simon on February 05, 2014, 08:55:20 AM
looks like you chewed your bicepes as well  ;D

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=451889.0;attach=496321;image)
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: dr.chimps on February 05, 2014, 09:44:14 AM
When I listen to Steve Miller's 'Take the Money and Run' I always sing the WOO-HOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOO chorus.   
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: Wolfox on February 05, 2014, 10:00:34 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=451889.0;attach=496321;image)

14 inch arms....and all it took was 200mg a day of pharma grade dbol.

Brutal.
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: Darren Avey on February 05, 2014, 10:10:03 AM
I always go and do wrestlers bridges if theres chicks nearby to impress them
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: Hulkotron on February 05, 2014, 10:16:48 AM
Is "Wolfox" still claiming to be a Tongan Jew?
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: wes on February 05, 2014, 10:34:04 AM
ES Fitness is cool,I`ve got some crazy ass stories too but if I posted them,i`d be incriminating myself !  :D

Still don`t know about the "Rambo stitches" though!  ;)
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: _aj_ on February 05, 2014, 11:05:46 AM
Nothing. I have nothing. Well, I've been shot once. But it was a ricochet. From a MAC-10 9mm machinegun. That I was holding. And the bullet fragment hit my right ball and didn't penetrate after blasting a hole in my pants and underwear.

Other than that, nothing.
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 05, 2014, 11:06:49 AM
Is "Wolfox" still claiming to be a Tongan Jew?
a bicepeless tongan jew
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: ESFitness on February 05, 2014, 11:10:46 AM
Nothing. I have nothing. Well, I've been shot once. But it was a ricochet. From a MAC-10 9mm machinegun. That I was holding. And the bullet fragment hit my right ball and didn't penetrate after blasting a hole in my pants and underwear.

Other than that, nothing.

I caught a ricochet from a .22 square in the forehead when I was 9-10yrs old. lol. shooting at crap in the woods of my grandpas farm. shot an old refrigerator and somehow the bullet bounced back straight at my forehead... could see that fucker coming too, like it was slow-motion from 15 yards away. didn't even break the skin. (it was a .22 short) got lucky that day, else I could be typing this with one eye. never did tell anybody, else they'd take my guns away. lol
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: bigmc on February 05, 2014, 11:20:52 AM
i had both my arms ripped off

when i was throwing hands with a bengal tiger

fortunately i had my guitar

so was able to sew them back on using my feet

then dazzled the tiger with heavy metal speed runs

the brazillian womens beach volleyball team happened to be passing

they of course insisted i engage in a wild orgy with them

the gracie brothers who happened to be passing by

were immediately offended by my casual use of their women

fortunately i was able to tap them all out inside a minute

esf fitness where you at now bro  :o
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: Tedim on February 05, 2014, 11:23:29 AM
i had both my arms ripped off

when i was throwing hands with a bengal tiger

fortunately i had my guitar

so was able to sew them back on using my feet

then dazzled the tiger with heavy metal speed runs

the brazillian womens beach volleyball team happened to be passing

they of course insisted i engage in a wild orgy with them

the gracie brothers who happened to be passing by

were immediately offended by my casual use of their women

fortunately i was able to tap them all out inside a minute

esf fitness where you at now bro  :o

He's making the tiger suck his 13 inch dick......
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: bigmc on February 05, 2014, 11:24:22 AM
He's making the tiger suck his 13 inch dick......

ha brilliant  ;D
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: dr.chimps on February 05, 2014, 11:31:19 AM
i had both my arms ripped off

when i was throwing hands with a bengal tiger

fortunately i had my guitar

so was able to sew them back on using my feet

then dazzled the tiger with heavy metal speed runs

the brazillian womens beach volleyball team happened to be passing

they of course insisted i engage in a wild orgy with them

the gracie brothers who happened to be passing by

were immediately offended by my casual use of their women

fortunately i was able to tap them all out inside a minute

esf fitness where you at now bro  :o
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 05, 2014, 11:47:58 AM
i had both my arms ripped off

when i was throwing hands with a bengal tiger

fortunately i had my guitar

so was able to sew them back on using my feet

then dazzled the tiger with heavy metal speed runs

the brazillian womens beach volleyball team happened to be passing

they of course insisted i engage in a wild orgy with them

the gracie brothers who happened to be passing by

were immediately offended by my casual use of their women

fortunately i was able to tap them all out inside a minute

esf fitness where you at now bro  :o
:D golden ..
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 05, 2014, 02:03:08 PM
i had both my arms ripped off

when i was throwing hands with a bengal tiger

fortunately i had my guitar

so was able to sew them back on using my feet

then dazzled the tiger with heavy metal speed runs

the brazillian womens beach volleyball team happened to be passing

they of course insisted i engage in a wild orgy with them

the gracie brothers who happened to be passing by

were immediately offended by my casual use of their women

fortunately i was able to tap them all out inside a minute

esf fitness where you at now bro  :o

respect.

Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 05, 2014, 02:05:06 PM
"then dazzled the tiger with heavy metal speed runs"

I am still laughing.. one of the funniest posts from bigmc
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 05, 2014, 02:11:38 PM
Baby Shizzo thinks you like to jump on things. Cocks and bandwagons.

Brutal 3rd personing.




I assume you live in a shithole city, in a shithole state, in a shithole portion of the country. Midwest I bet.

Im sure its plenty late in the day for you to go grab a bottle or two without too many dirty looks.

Get on it, chief.
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 05, 2014, 02:13:11 PM
Brutal 3rd personing.




I assume you live in a shithole city, in a shithole state, in a shithole portion of the country. Midwest I bet.

Im sure its plenty late in the day for you to go grab a bottle or two without too many dirty looks.

Get on it, chief.
don't make fun of him, he really needs help
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: King Shizzo on February 05, 2014, 02:13:20 PM
Brutal 3rd personing.




I assume you live in a shithole city, in a shithole state, in a shithole portion of the country. Midwest I bet.

Im sure its plenty late in the day for you to go grab a bottle or two without too many dirty looks.

Get on it, chief.
Baby Shizzo looks past the obvious chief reference. Even a baby isn't that stupid.
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 05, 2014, 02:15:12 PM
don't make fun of him, he really needs help

team sparta. decimate the weak.
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on February 05, 2014, 04:44:53 PM
I caught a ricochet from a .22 square in the forehead when I was 9-10yrs old. lol. shooting at crap in the woods of my grandpas farm. shot an old refrigerator and somehow the bullet bounced back straight at my forehead... could see that fucker coming too, like it was slow-motion from 15 yards away. didn't even break the skin. (it was a .22 short) got lucky that day, else I could be typing this with one eye. never did tell anybody, else they'd take my guns away. lol
I wasn't there when this happened but a guy I went to college with told me he once strap a 22 caliber bullet in a vise and hit it with a hammer   I laughed so hard cause I thought he was joking   But he caught some fragments in his eye...  and he now agrees its was a stupid thing to do
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: Lobstah on February 06, 2014, 12:23:44 AM
Baby Shizzo thinks you like to jump on things. Cocks and bandwagons.
Well sadly you don't win the lotto for getting half the numbers right, but nice try.

Does it bother you that even though there are people on these boards who find me terribly annoying, taking jabs at me STILL wins you no friends? I mean that's gotta burn.
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: benchmstr on February 06, 2014, 12:30:17 AM
I once destroyed a McDonalds bathroom...completely missed the toilet...I blame Toyota

Bench
Title: Re: confessions of a getbigger..............
Post by: Novena on February 06, 2014, 01:05:13 AM
I once destroyed a McDonalds bathroom...completely missed the toilet...I blame Toyota

Bench

A really bad viper tongue?