Myspace angles/deception, photography skills/editing of peace.

[njflex]

im super horney i can jack it 2-3 times a day. any more than that my balls hurt

FOR THE PRINCE OF DUPONT THATS CHILDS PLAY...

[Anna Recksiek]

Why didn't you flip her big ass over and hit it doggystyle? Has bmc taught you nothing?

[Tha Grim Lifter]

I have a customer at my store. Nice funny girl, but 1/10. Maybe 2 because she's young.

Another customer spoke to her once and then a few weeks later saw her Tinder profile and showed me. 8/10. Couldn't fucking believe it. Fuck these chicks know angles.

[Costanza]

Haha had forgotten all about that porker.

This problem is still an epidemic, another one that tried to bamboozle me a while back.

What I was presented



The reality

[Fortress]

In the days before the Internet, I went on a blind date after engaging in convo with a woman through a telephone dating situation.

Show up at the address given and out of the barn stumbles a cow of a human female.

Extreme trauma.

If it were today, with earned confidence and Getbig verve, I'd have peeled outta the driveway and not even glanced into the rearview mirror.

[devilsmile]

Like many I enjoy the occasional dabble with online dating sites/apps. After perusing thru the usual garbage on Tinder I came across something that really caught my eye, first photo, or as I like to call it, example A. Got talking to her and made the fatal mistake of inviting her round to my place instead of meeting out somewhere first, something I've never done before and hopefully won't do again. I opened the front door and was greeted by the specimen in the second photo, example B. She looked nothing like she did in the photo and I can see why she only had a head shot, she was sporting a pretty brutal pear shape.

I showed a mate the photos of her the following day and he said he knew of her, turns out she's a photographer for a modelling agency....

Any fellow Getbiggers ever been duped like this?



Bodybuilding related, she looked like she could deadlift 400 and is a photographer like our Lord Ron.

killed me man

[johnnynoname]

what I love about "real life" is that there is NO SUCH THING as "editing"

the closest thing is when women put on too much make up....

[johnnynoname]

remember gentlemen---do you know how fucked a woman has to be in the looks and mental department that she has to use a internet site to meet a man?


just think about that for a second

[Tapeworm]

Little photoshop of horrors.  A woman with Down's Syndrome tole me she liked it in both holes.  In public.  I did the pretend like what was just said wasn't said thing and talked about the weather.  I literally bought her Baskin Robins before bidding her adieu so she wouldn't throw a tard tantrum.  I shoulda listened to Buddy & taken her to the zoo. 

[Earl1972]

it's not always the angles they use, it's just much older pics of them in their prime

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[Tapeworm]

A Canadian woman told me she had been diagnosed with a brain tumor and should technically be dead already.  This was 2 minutes into date 1.

Go on a few dates, they said.  Have a good time, they said.

[Mr Anabolic]

Jerk off more often... it clears your mind and decreases your need to seek out these social media fatties/whores.

[devilsmile]

do u guys think that the photo editing scene in online dating is much bigger today than half a decade ago? i'm asking because i haven't done online dating in half a decade, i'm curious.

granted u r yanks, using yank servers. i wonder would u complain if u used swedish, finnish or norwegian dating services?, hmmm

[johnnynoname]

"the cheap is expensive in the end"

the above is adage when it comes to buying something and it is apparently true when it comes to dating online verses meeting someone in real life


it was easy for OP to right swipe this woman (granted- it might have taken a little more effort to swipe her given her size)
but in the end the convenience that was afforded to him via a app wasn't worth it


......the cheap is expensive in the end

[Tha Grim Lifter]

A Canadian woman told me she had been diagnosed with a brain tumor and should technically be dead already.  This was 2 minutes into date 1.

Go on a few dates, they said.  Have a good time, they said.

I'm going to get hammered for this but I can maybe top.

One (actually didn't meet online I met her sister through work and she wanted me to go out with her and I went ok fuck it she looked pretty good) told me she had been in a coma for 3 months only 6 months ago and was underweight now because of it (true, other than her bolt-ons). They thought she wouldn't make it but she suddenly woke up one day. Her sister said I was the only guy who didn't sit there talking about myself the whole time.

Second, met online, face only photos. Face was ok in person, body not the worst really but past it. Tried to fuck her in the back of her car after and she wanted to play around. By the time she grabbed my dick I was over it I went fuck this i'm going home. I had added her on Facebook she took a bodybuilding pic I had on there and stuck it on a gay escorts site a week later. I had some American guy ringing me up going 'Very Nice, how much'. I said this is a business phone what are you after he goes 'You have your pic and phone number up on Craigslist'. I said No I don't cya. He kept calling I kept cancelling it.

Now i'm making so much more money i'm not doing that again, dating far below myself in looks or even wasting my time. Unless I meet someone with a brain who isn't fucked up (LOL yeh right) I can't be fucked. Cheaper and less hassle to pay LOL not that I have but fuck it makes more sense without how fucked up most people are.

[Dr.J]

Haha had forgotten all about that porker.

This problem is still an epidemic, another one that tried to bamboozle me a while back.

What I was presented



The reality

Noooooooo!!!!

[Dr.J]

I'm going to get hammered for this but I can maybe top.

One (actually didn't meet online I met her sister through work and she wanted me to go out with her and I went ok fuck it she looked pretty good) told me she had been in a coma for 3 months only 6 months ago and was underweight now because of it (true, other than her bolt-ons). They thought she wouldn't make it but she suddenly woke up one day. Her sister said I was the only guy who didn't sit there talking about myself the whole time.

Second, met online, face only photos. Face was ok in person, body not the worst really but past it. Tried to fuck her in the back of her car after and she wanted to play around. By the time she grabbed my dick I was over it I went fuck this i'm going home. I had added her on Facebook she took a bodybuilding pic I had on there and stuck it on a gay escorts site a week later. I had some American guy ringing me up going 'Very Nice, how much'. I said this is a business phone what are you after he goes 'You have your pic and phone number up on Craigslist'. I said No I don't cya. He kept calling I kept cancelling it.

Now i'm making so much more money i'm not doing that again, dating far below myself in looks or even wasting my time. Unless I meet someone with a brain who isn't fucked up (LOL yeh right) I can't be fucked. Cheaper and less hassle to pay LOL not that I have but fuck it makes more sense without how fucked up most people are.

So I take you are making all.that money from the escort site......go on.....

[C-BuZz]

The reality

[Tapeworm]

So I take you are making all.that money from the escort site......go on.....

That's what I saw!

[Henda]

Haha had forgotten all about that porker.

This problem is still an epidemic, another one that tried to bamboozle me a while back.

What I was presented



The reality

Holy fuck those calves are fucking disgustingly massive, how can she look at those things and dare to think any man could ever find her desireable and and attractive?

[Grape Ape]

how can she look at those things and dare to think any man could ever find her desireable and and attractive?

Perhaps she follows Kwon and BMC on getbig?

[Kwon_2]

Holy fuck those calves are fucking disgustingly massive, how can she look at those things and dare to think any man could ever find her desireable and and attractive?

Perhaps she follows me and BMC on that Getbig-forum?

[polychronopolous]

Little photoshop of horrors.  A woman with Down's Syndrome tole me she liked it in both holes.  In public.  I did the pretend like what was just said wasn't said thing and talked about the weather.  I literally bought her Baskin Robins before bidding her adieu so she wouldn't throw a tard tantrum.  I shoulda listened to Buddy & taken her to the zoo. 

You gotta excuse Buddy, his prostate has been bothering him lately.

[FitnessFrenzy]

remember gentlemen---do you know how fucked a woman has to be in the looks and mental department that she has to use a internet site to meet a man?


just think about that for a second

bullshit. Many normal couples meet online today.

[Henda]

Perhaps she follows me and BMC on that Getbig-forum?

I thought you liked thick asses not 32inch calves?