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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2016, 05:37:17 PM »

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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #26 on: December 11, 2016, 06:05:20 PM »
This thread is actually quite good.  Well done FF.

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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #27 on: December 12, 2016, 01:38:49 AM »
I appreciate the compliments. I will write the next part within a few days.  :)

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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #28 on: December 12, 2016, 02:03:50 AM »
PART 4:

The crew thoroughly enjoy their dinner and then it is back to work for a few more hours, before they can go to sleep. Goodrum notices that Basile's commander position, at the front of the space ship, looks oddly familiar.

Basile taps Goodrum on the shoulder and tells him that his seat is a heavily modified biceps suspinator machine, which he can used to steer and manoeuvre the space ship. Primemuscle looks perplexed, and asks Basile how he came up with this innovative idea, since Basile is actually educated in philosophy, and not engineering. Basile replies:

"Nietzsche’s claim is that in order to become the poets of our own lives, we must regard ourselves with some objective distance and create, rather than adopt, a unique perspective on life, while bearing in mind physics".

tbombz looks a little distraught and does not join the conversation. Primemuscle asks him if he is alright. Tbombz says that he is thinking about the man who fucked him, while he was wearing the bunny suit. He explains further:

i am a bottom and the dude who took the pic had topped me before taking that pic and many others. i was extremely flattered as he is in high demand among the gay community in san francisco where he lives. a bit of a celebrity.  :P very good shape. nice big dick. rich.  :D

Sev shakes his head and says: "I know what Henda would say to you right now, tbombz. Please get over yourself. We need to work on finishing the ship's gas tank.

They all put on welding suits and begin welding together the last parts of the space ship's gas tank.

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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #29 on: December 12, 2016, 02:13:51 AM »
Haha,this is great, ironmeister needs to do the artwork to go with it!great use of adding the real quotes

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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #30 on: December 12, 2016, 02:18:04 AM »
I thought this was going to be lame but credit to FF he has pulled it out of the bag and I am looking forward to the next instalment! As Army of One just said great use of real quotes....LOL

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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #31 on: December 12, 2016, 02:49:45 AM »
A mission to Uganda would have been more getbig appropriate.

Hope this helps.
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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #32 on: December 12, 2016, 02:54:56 AM »
A mission to Uganda would have been more getbig appropriate.

Hope this helps.

In the year 2317, realdoll merged with facebook to produce the ugandan sailor android, when a strapping real looking muscular black hunk delivers itself to your door, then Uganda can come to you.

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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #33 on: December 12, 2016, 02:59:29 AM »
In the year 2317, realdoll merged with facebook to produce the ugandan sailor android, when a strapping real looking muscular black hunk delivers itself to your door, then Uganda can come to you.

Then if we can incorporate branch warren wearing daddy's slippers, we will have a story!
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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #34 on: December 12, 2016, 03:18:57 AM »
Then if we can incorporate branch warren wearing daddy's slippers, we will have a story!

The pre palumbosim model with hair or the later gut and nerve damage limited edition?

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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #35 on: December 16, 2016, 04:11:29 AM »

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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #36 on: December 16, 2016, 04:53:43 AM »
^^^^^^ Ha Ha quality!

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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #37 on: December 16, 2016, 05:01:23 AM »


Great pic! But Shizzo isn't on the mission, sev is.Shizzo failed the sobriety test

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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #38 on: December 16, 2016, 05:04:29 AM »
maybe ironmeister is trying to tell me that Shizzo SHOULD be on the mission.  :P

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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #39 on: December 16, 2016, 07:45:46 AM »
you missed the bit where they were frozen face down, arse up, lubed and dilated as per the mission director, henda's, directives.

Only TBombz was cryofrozen like that, so he could arise in his natural position.

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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #40 on: December 16, 2016, 07:53:05 AM »
Goodrum heads out alone on a space age 4 wheeler to return to his homeland of Sylvan , NC
Upon arriving the Loewe's he once worked at has been turned into a shrine.

A 30 ft statue of Goodrum doing a dbl bi was erected in 2200.
It seems that an early 21st century photo shop of Goodrums head on Dexter's body survived.
It was discovered in 2198 and they assumed it was legit.

Bodybuilding had become the world's most popular sport  by 2285.
Goodrum is wrongly considered an early legend and pioneer.
But fuk it, why tell 'em the truth when you can live as a demi-God in the future.

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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #41 on: December 16, 2016, 07:55:25 AM »


holy fuck I only saw the penis pump just now!  :D   ;D

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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #42 on: December 16, 2016, 08:55:28 AM »

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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #43 on: December 16, 2016, 08:58:31 AM »


Imagine some advanced alien species visiting earth and the first human they encounter is TBombz  :o

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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #44 on: December 16, 2016, 12:36:34 PM »
Euros in 2032 lol

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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #45 on: October 08, 2017, 07:55:45 AM »
Imagine some advanced alien species visiting earth and the first human they encounter is TBombz  :o

It's a surefire way to prevent an Alien Invasion, The Tbombz-encounter :D


HELL NAW! Let's get out of this planet and invade Alpha Konkelberry instead!
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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #48 on: November 24, 2017, 12:19:44 PM »
Who is the penis pump for?

4 Anabolichalo , he was into that  ;D

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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #49 on: November 24, 2017, 12:23:44 PM »


Basile is wearing U.S. flag  >:( >:( >:(, traitor  :(