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Title: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: affeman on February 13, 2012, 01:17:33 PM
 ;D

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Post by: Borracho on February 13, 2012, 01:20:22 PM
This fellow getbigger tells planet fitness what time it is

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Post by: makaveli25 on February 13, 2012, 01:23:34 PM
Filthy basterds.
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Post by: Metabolic on February 13, 2012, 01:26:31 PM
It produced a healthy dosis of rage and laughter.

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Post by: Parker on February 13, 2012, 01:44:51 PM
Kali Muscle has done more commericals than Jeff Long, and Kali is not even a Pro yet...
Hmmm, Jeff must be doing something wrong.
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Post by: gym**rat on February 13, 2012, 01:52:22 PM
Kali Muscle has done more commericals than Jeff Long, and Kali is not even a Pro yet...
Hmmm, Jeff must be doing something wrong.

They have put those turd gyms all over city where I live now. They claim to be judgement free, what a fucking joke those places are.
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Post by: The Grim Lifter on February 13, 2012, 01:57:03 PM
Shit ad. Gonna knock bodybuilders for being stupid, at least come up with something good.
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Post by: Parker on February 13, 2012, 01:57:16 PM
They have put those turd gyms all over city where I live now. They claim to be judgement free, what a fucking joke those places are.
I know of a female who had/has a membership, oddly she got fatter...she never went...

Plus, when she did go, it was during Pizza Night.
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Post by: njanvi on February 13, 2012, 05:25:57 PM
It produced a healthy dosis of rage and laughter.



Funny shit right there...
Come on bros, have a sense of humor bros!  ;D
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Post by: wes on February 13, 2012, 05:29:13 PM
If it wasn`t for bodybuilders,no 80`s fitness craze and nowhere near as many gyms today.

Fuck Planet Shitness!
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: wes on February 13, 2012, 05:31:33 PM
This fellow getbigger tells planet fitness what time it is


I love that shit!!  ;D
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on February 13, 2012, 05:33:06 PM
I heard Mike Arvilla actually tried out to be in this Planet Fitness commercial. He obviously didn't get the gig but they did ask him if he wanted a job as a personal trainer :D
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Post by: 240 is Back on February 13, 2012, 05:39:27 PM
terry crews meets planet fitness.

now THERE'S a commercial I'd like to see.
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Post by: MassiveM on February 13, 2012, 08:11:01 PM
Planet fitness for twinks  ::)
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Post by: Rhino on February 13, 2012, 11:06:12 PM
he bounced them outta there... really?
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Post by: dogbowl on February 13, 2012, 11:20:12 PM
I'd much rather train with those 2 guys than the guy in the yellow polo shirt.    I'll never understand the appeal of personal trainers who look like shit.    It's like a bald guy trying to sell a baldness cure.  Or a fat dietician.
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Post by: TommyBoy on February 13, 2012, 11:27:33 PM
terry crews meets planet fitness.

now THERE'S a commercial I'd like to see.

As much as I'd like to see this, I don't want to see this. <3 Terry Crews.
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Post by: purenaturalstrength on February 13, 2012, 11:48:42 PM
I'd much rather train with those 2 guys than the guy in the yellow polo shirt.    I'll never understand the appeal of personal trainers who look like shit.    It's like a bald guy trying to sell a baldness cure.  Or a fat dietician.
a lot of fatsos just want to be a twink, not a bodybuilder
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Post by: dogbowl on February 14, 2012, 12:49:01 AM
a lot of fatsos just want to be a twink, not a bodybuilder

I guess so.  But some of the people i have in mind when i say this do not even look like they work out, or a bit chubby themselves. 
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Post by: The_Punisher on February 14, 2012, 04:46:54 AM
;D




that guy deserve an award.....in fact, I would pay a year mambership at Gold's for him....... :)
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Post by: Red Hook on February 14, 2012, 04:51:21 AM
$10/per month, you can't beat that. DB only go up to 60lbs, but hey, do you pre-exhaust, super sets, what ever. Mix DB with smith machine.


did I say $10/month.
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Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on February 14, 2012, 05:03:53 AM
;D




Sadly, they do make a point of a lot of trainers that care nothing about their clients other than getting as much money out of them as they can
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: gym**rat on February 14, 2012, 05:42:48 AM
I know of a female who had/has a membership, oddly she got fatter...she never went...

Plus, when she did go, it was during Pizza Night.

Hell, I may have to join now just for pizza night! Do you get your choice of thin or thick?  (I am talking about the pizza there)
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Post by: wes on February 14, 2012, 05:44:52 AM
Pizza night  ???

You`re kidding right ?
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Post by: gym**rat on February 14, 2012, 05:50:07 AM
Pizza night  ???

You`re kidding right ?

Oh yea, totally serious. Below is copied off of the site of just "1" Planet Fitness Location.

Pizza Nights (the first Monday of every month) We go through 15,000 pizzas. That's 1,440,000 slices per year!


Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: gym**rat on February 14, 2012, 05:54:20 AM
I fucked your mom

After feeding her pizza? I have to buy her a stromboli before she lets me fuck her. God I hate that bitch.
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Post by: wes on February 14, 2012, 05:56:34 AM
Oh yea, totally serious. Below is copied off of the site of just "1" Planet Fitness Location.

Pizza Nights (the first Monday of every month) We go through 15,000 pizzas. That's 1,440,000 slices per year!



Insane !

What,no donuts ?
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: gym**rat on February 14, 2012, 05:58:34 AM
Insane !

What,no donuts ?

Wes, you should go to their site and see how many locations they have added recently and how many they already have slotted to be built this year. Everyone talks about filth in this industry, these guys are the KING of filth.
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: wes on February 14, 2012, 06:00:50 AM
Wes, you should go to their site and see how many locations they have added recently and how many they already have slotted to be built this year. Everyone talks about filth in this industry, these guys are the KING of filth.
Yeah no shit man.

My cousin called me the other day from Florida to tell me he started training again after stopping years ago.....I told him awesome dude,then he proceeds to tell me he joined a Planet Fitness.

He won`t last long there! ;D
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Post by: gym**rat on February 14, 2012, 06:05:12 AM
Yeah no shit man.

My cousin called me the other day from Florida to tell me he started training again after stopping years ago.....I told him awesome dude,then he proceeds to tell me he joined a Planet Fitness.

He won`t last long there! ;D

Wes, we will be seeing a Youtube video of your cousin melting down anytime now.
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: wes on February 14, 2012, 06:06:31 AM
Wes, we will be seeing a Youtube video of your cousin melting down anytime now.
More than likely, once he gets back into animal mode!  ;D
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Post by: Parker on February 14, 2012, 06:18:42 AM
Oh yea, totally serious. Below is copied off of the site of just "1" Planet Fitness Location.

Pizza Nights (the first Monday of every month) We go through 15,000 pizzas. That's 1,440,000 slices per year!



Pizza Night, when you are trying to lose weight.

Or maybe they are smart, and know that the majority of people don't really try that hard, so thet give them the semblance of training---a gym, but rewards them for putting half hearted effort into it. Kinda like how every kid on pee wee teams gets a trophy, even if the team lost. Everybody is a winner, there are no losers!
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Post by: wes on February 14, 2012, 06:23:01 AM
Pizza Night, when you are trying to lose weight.

Or maybe they are smart, and know that the majority of people don't really try that hard, so thet give them the semblance of training---a gym, but rewards them for putting half hearted effort into it. Kinda like how every kid on pee wee teams gets a trophy, even if the team lost. Everybody is a winner, there are no losers!
Generation Nothingness!  :(
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Post by: Andy Griffin on February 14, 2012, 06:25:30 AM
Pizza Night, when you are trying to lose weight.

Or maybe they are smart, and know that the majority of people don't really try that hard, so thet give them the semblance of training---a gym, but rewards them for putting half hearted effort into it. Kinda like how every kid on pee wee teams gets a trophy, even if the team lost. Everybody is a winner, there are no losers!

If it weren't for my "Honorable Mention" and "Participant" awards (and the bowling trophies I took from my late grandfather's house) I would have an empty trophy case.
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Post by: Parker on February 14, 2012, 06:27:42 AM
Generation Nothingness!  :(
There is a "Curves" near me---and it's right near a Italian restaurant, chinese takeout, McDonald's and Subway...and a liquor store.
So, a woman who is depressed about her weight has a choice of comfort foods, or go straight to the point and drink herself into a self-loathing stupor.
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Post by: Parker on February 14, 2012, 06:32:09 AM
If it weren't for my "Honorable Mention" and "Participant" awards (and the bowling trophies I took from my late grandfather's house) I would have an empty trophy case.
Im waiting for the day some parent catches their kid in a rant after a soccer/baseball/football/basketball/lacrosse game. And the team is a loser team. And they hand out the obligatory trophies...and the little kid goes "Fuck this shit", and then proceeds to berate his team-mates on their lack of effort, and he throws his little dinky trophy on the floor/in the mud/in the grass. And then he says, "Look over there, they are celebrating. They are winners, I'm a effing winner, I'm going over there!"
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Post by: wes on February 14, 2012, 06:32:26 AM
There is a "Curves" near me---and it's right near a Italian restaurant, chinese takeout, McDonald's and Subway...and a liquor store.
So, a woman who is depressed about her weight has a choice of comfort foods, or go straight to the point and drink herself into a self-loathing stupor.
;D
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Post by: gym**rat on February 14, 2012, 06:43:40 AM
There is a "Curves" near me---and it's right near a Italian restaurant, chinese takeout, McDonald's and Subway...and a liquor store.
So, a woman who is depressed about her weight has a choice of comfort foods, or go straight to the point and drink herself into a self-loathing stupor.

Can you give me the exact location of this place? Sounds like easy pussy when they are full from General Tso's Chicken and a shit load of liquor. I could probably grab some parking lot head from one of the rhinos.
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: Parker on February 14, 2012, 07:08:03 AM
Can you give me the exact location of this place? Sounds like easy pussy when they are full from General Tso's Chicken and a shit load of liquor. I could probably grab some parking lot head from one of the rhinos.
And every Curves has those white blinds on the windows...like they don't want you to see what's inside...
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Post by: gym**rat on February 14, 2012, 07:10:45 AM
And every Curves has those white blinds on the windows...like they don't want you to see what's inside...

Those blinds are definitley for our benefit. Can you imagine the site in there? It would look like a rhino orgy. I wonder if Curves has a pizza night? Maybe just Tampon Tuesday.
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Post by: devilsmile on February 14, 2012, 07:12:11 AM
planet fitness has the most accurate commercials ever :D

but planet fitness attracts people who wonder why won't they get inshape overnight, who eat 48 vitamin/mineral  tablets a day and eat tv dinners so it's plus minus zero.

who cares, the jokes are correct :D
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Post by: 240 is Back on February 14, 2012, 07:13:58 AM
pizza night at a gym.  spit!
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Post by: Parker on February 14, 2012, 07:16:06 AM
Those blinds are definitley for our benefit. Can you imagine the site in there? It would look like a rhino orgy. I wonder if Curves has a pizza night? Maybe just Tampon Tuesday.
I imagine that they Leave out, they play the song from "Hungry, Hungry Hippos" commerical.

There is also this Sportfit place right near a BBQ place...

I've seen Jenny Craig right next to Dunkin Donuts and one near a Pizza Hut.

Of course, I've seen a Chinese food place right in between a Animal Hospital and a Pet Store (and you wonder why the beef is extra chewy).
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Post by: dr.chimps on February 14, 2012, 07:17:30 AM
Everybody's laughing, but I'd totally get in a solid workout and grab a couple of slices on my way out. I have no shame.  ;D
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Post by: gym**rat on February 14, 2012, 07:18:45 AM
I imagine that they Leave out, they play the song from "Hungry, Hungry Hippos" commerical.

There is also this Sportfit place right near a BBQ place...

I've seen Jenny Craig right next to Dunkin Donuts and one near a Pizza Hut.

Of course, I've seen a Chinese food place right in between a Animal Hospital and a Pet Store (and you wonder why the beef is extra chewy).

You fucker, I was actually thinking of having Chinese for lunch today. Snowing here, don't want to get out and it is right next to work. So much for that.  ;)
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Post by: Andy Griffin on February 14, 2012, 07:21:56 AM
Im waiting for the day some parent catches their kid in a rant after a soccer/baseball/football/basketball/lacrosse game. And the team is a loser team. And they hand out the obligatory trophies...and the little kid goes "Fuck this shit", and then proceeds to berate his team-mates on their lack of effort, and he throws his little dinky trophy on the floor/in the mud/in the grass. And then he says, "Look over there, they are celebrating. They are winners, I'm a effing winner, I'm going over there!"

I mentioned this in a thread years ago but it bears repeating.

When I lived in Roanoke years ago, when I drank heavily, I went to a local park with some friends and we happened upon a soccer game.  This was one of those extremely gay youth leagues where they not only didn't keep score, but even talking about what the score might be was "prohibited."  Plus, they even had a league rule...NO SODAS OR SUGARY SNACKS AFTER GAMES.   ::)

So my friends and I were sitting at different places in the stands and every time a goal was scored we would loudly yell, "1-1" or "3-2" and so forth.  Some ugly heiffer stomped off and apparently she called the POLICE...because she came back and was bitching and whining to her beta husband, "They said they can't do anything because nobody is breaking the law!!  JERKS!!!"  

After the game (which I announced was won 6-4 by the orange team), the snack mom for that game was handing out juice boxes.  I yelled, "JUICE BOXES??  WHAT ARE THESE KIDS, ORPHANS???"  More dirty looks.  

I guess it's true...the truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
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Post by: Parker on February 14, 2012, 07:25:30 AM
You fucker, I was actually thinking of having Chinese for lunch today. Snowing here, don't want to get out and it is right next to work. So much for that.  ;)
I go to this one where their beef and broccoli is the shit. One of my friends tried it and said, "I have never had beef taste like that or is that chewy...are you sure this is beef?"
she still was eating it...then she said, "don't they have some missing dog posters up around that way?"
I mentioned this in a thread years ago but it bears repeating.

When I lived in Roanoke years ago, when I drank heavily, I went to a local park with some friends and we happened upon a soccer game.  This was one of those extremely gay youth leagues where they not only didn't keep score, but even talking about what the score might be was "prohibited."  Plus, they even had a league
rule...NO SODAS OR SUGARY SNACKS AFTER GAMES.   ::)

So my friends and I were sitting at different places in the stands and every time a goal was scored we would loudly yell, "1-1" or "3-2" and so forth.  Some ugly heiffer stomped off and apparently she called the POLICE...because she came back and was bitching and whining to her beta husband, "They said they can't do anything because nobody is breaking the law!!  JERKS!!!" 

After the game (which I announced was won 6-4 by the orange team), the snack mom for that game was handing out juice boxes.  I yelled, "JUICE BOXES??  WHAT ARE THESE KIDS, ORPHANS???"  More dirty looks 

I guess it's true...the truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
competition is one of the things that made this country great. No one wants to be a loser...but today nobody wants to hurt people's feelings...that's what you have feelings for.
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Post by: dr.chimps on February 14, 2012, 07:27:23 AM
I mentioned this in a thread years ago but it bears repeating.

When I lived in Roanoke years ago, when I drank heavily, I went to a local park with some friends and we happened upon a soccer game.  This was one of those extremely gay youth leagues where they not only didn't keep score, but even talking about what the score might be was "prohibited."  Plus, they even had a league rule...NO SODAS OR SUGARY SNACKS AFTER GAMES.   ::)

So my friends and I were sitting at different places in the stands and every time a goal was scored we would loudly yell, "1-1" or "3-2" and so forth.  Some ugly heiffer stomped off and apparently she called the POLICE...because she came back and was bitching and whining to her beta husband, "They said they can't do anything because nobody is breaking the law!!  JERKS!!!"  

After the game (which I announced was won 6-4 by the orange team), the snack mom for that game was handing out juice boxes.  I yelled, "JUICE BOXES??  WHAT ARE THESE KIDS, ORPHANS???"  More dirty looks.  

I guess it's true...the truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
Drunks show up at a kiddy soccer game!? If I had time, I could nicely edit/slant this story.   ;D    
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Post by: Andy Griffin on February 14, 2012, 07:57:17 AM
Drunks show up at a kiddy soccer game!? If I had time, I could nicely edit/slant this story.   ;D    

I know, right...hahahahahaha

There was a place near the part, sort of a ravine, where everyone went to raise hell.  We were on the way there when we saw the soccer game and just had to make our presence known.
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: Parker on February 14, 2012, 08:15:39 AM
I know, right...hahahahahaha

There was a place near the part, sort of a ravine, where everyone went to raise hell.  We were on the way there when we saw the soccer game and just had to make our presence known.
Ah,,Roanoke, Va...ever been up to the star, and the Zoo that they have up there? 220 is like a racetrack, except don't speed thru Boonesmille.
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Post by: Andy Griffin on February 14, 2012, 08:40:19 AM
Ah,,Roanoke, Va...ever been up to the star, and the Zoo that they have up there? 220 is like a racetrack, except don't speed thru Boonesmille.
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I'm originally from the Star City amigo.  (Go Colonels)
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: Parker on February 14, 2012, 08:42:10 AM
Ah,,Roanoke, Va...ever been up to the star, and the Zoo that they have up there? 220 is like a racetrack, except don't speed thru Boonesmille.

I'm originally from the Star City amigo.  (Go Colonels)
I have fam in Rocky Mt, Va.
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: Andy Griffin on February 14, 2012, 08:43:47 AM
I'm originally from the Star City amigo.  (Go Colonels)
I have fam in Rocky Mt, Va.

Good old Franklin County (one time Moonshine capital of the world)

I used to go to the Franklin County Speedway when I was a little fellow.
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Post by: gym**rat on February 14, 2012, 08:53:05 AM
I have been to the star. I had to spend 3 months there off and on. I have returned 2x since. I thought people were joking about the star. This guy I work with took me up there one night. I go out on the deck area and all I see is couples. I told the co-worker "Man, we look really gay here". He laughed his ass off and bolted. I am sure you know this but they have a webcam on the star. Beautiful view at night and real romantic if you are with the right person and not some guy.  ;)
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Post by: musclecenter on February 14, 2012, 09:01:05 AM
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: Andy Griffin on February 14, 2012, 09:05:26 AM
I have been to the star. I had to spend 3 months there off and on. I have returned 2x since. I thought people were joking about the star. This guy I work with took me up there one night. I go out on the deck area and all I see is couples. I told the co-worker "Man, we look really gay here". He laughed his ass off and bolted. I am sure you know this but they have a webcam on the star. Beautiful view at night and real romantic if you are with the right person and not some guy.  ;)

It's a nice attraction.  I guess they still have the Mill Mountain Zoo as well.

It's torn down now, but from the Star one could once look down on Victory Stadium (most famous for the 1971 Va. State Championship won by TC Williams "Remember the Titans")...except in the film they called it "Roanoke Stadium" and the championship game was not a last-second victory but rather a 27-0 bitch-slapping of Andrew Lewis (Salem).
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Post by: musclecenter on February 14, 2012, 09:07:48 AM
 ;D
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Post by: Parker on February 14, 2012, 09:11:57 AM
I have been to the star. I had to spend 3 months there off and on. I have returned 2x since. I thought people were joking about the star. This guy I work with took me up there one night. I go out on the deck area and all I see is couples. I told the co-worker "Man, we look really gay here". He laughed his ass off and bolted. I am sure you know this but they have a webcam on the star. Beautiful view at night and real romantic if you are with the right person and not some guy.  ;)
Do they still have a Zoo up there...I like Natural Bridge as well...Ol' GW had some balls putting his name up there...
Good old Franklin County (one time Moonshine capital of the world)

I used to go to the Franklin County Speedway when I was a little fellow.
I would see a lot of Muscle Cars on 220 heading towards Martinsville.
And there is a place where, it's in the hilly or mountain part, where this guy owns land and he has nothing buy old cars on the hill, you drive thru and you look up and down the gulley, and literally hundreds of old cars---Mustangs, Cudas, you name it...and he won't sell them. He is the guy that has hot rods each yr at some parade in Rocky Mount,Va or Franklin Co shindig.
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: gym**rat on February 14, 2012, 09:19:53 AM
Do they still have a Zoo up there...I like Natural Bridge as well...Ol' GW had some balls putting his name up there...I would see a lot of Muscle Cars on 220 heading towards Martinsville.
And there is a place where, it's in the hilly or mountain part, where this guy owns land and he has nothing buy old cars on the hill, you drive thru and you look up and down the gulley, and literally hundreds of old cars---Mustangs, Cudas, you name it...and he won't sell them. He is the guy that has hot rods each yr at some parade in Rocky Mount,Va or Franklin Co shindig.

I did not notice the zoo, it was at night. Plus it was after dinner and I had a few drinks with dinner. Hmmm, this co-worker drinks with me then takes me up on this mountain to see a star. You know what, I think he may have wanted to fuck me, you know?

A few of the guys I had to train in Roanoke are bear hunters. They would tell me about their dogs getting ate by bears. Those fuckers were nuts.
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: Parker on February 14, 2012, 09:40:58 AM
I did not notice the zoo, it was at night. Plus it was after dinner and I had a few drinks with dinner. Hmmm, this co-worker drinks with me then takes me up on this mountain to see a star. You know what, I think he may have wanted to fuck me, you know?

A few of the guys I had to train in Roanoke are bear hunters. They would tell me about their dogs getting ate by bears. Those fuckers were nuts.
Maybe he was trying to screw you...

They recently had to shot a bear that went into the hospital---that was a few yrs ago...
But, these are black bears, I know they can do damage, but eating the dogs?!
That something I think a Grizzy would do.
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: gym**rat on February 14, 2012, 09:43:42 AM
Maybe he was trying to screw you...

They recently had to shot a bear that went into the hospital---that was a few yrs ago...
But, these are black bears, I know they can do damage, but eating the dogs?!
That something I think a Grizzy would do.

The last time I was there one of their technicians came in with his hunting rifle. It was all busted up. He said his dog cornered a black bear in his yard and the bear got ahold of him and he "beat it off" with his rifle. I didn't ask anymore questions once he said he beat off the bear. But I did not see any bear jizz on the rifle.
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Post by: devilsmile on February 14, 2012, 11:00:13 AM
;D


LMAO :D
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 14, 2012, 11:27:08 AM
What about gyms that draft your monthly dues then pick up and move in the middle of the night but still draft your account had it to happen to me twice fuck them. I train at home now.
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: Andy Griffin on February 14, 2012, 01:58:41 PM
What about gyms that draft your monthly dues then pick up and move in the middle of the night but still draft your account had it to happen to me twice fuck them. I train at home now.

The one complaint I haven't heard about Planet Fatness is about this issue.  I'll give credit where it's due.
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: The Grim Lifter on February 14, 2012, 02:10:51 PM
Can the lunk alarm go off when these fatasses take a step?
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on February 14, 2012, 02:30:15 PM
pizza night at a gym.  spit!


When you're 8% bodyfat and on 30ius of HGH with all the other fixings, Pizza night is the best idea in the world...The only thing better would be Ice cream and liquid egg whites night...

  GH15 approved
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: Parker on February 14, 2012, 02:31:37 PM
Can the lunk alarm go off when these fatasses take a step?
No, only when they fall.
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: jwb on February 14, 2012, 02:36:45 PM
The whole planet fitness thing bewilders me.

just the fact they are so cheap is the reason people really join there the whole no judgment thing is overrated IMO.

Want to not get bone heads (big or not since many are small) training there then simply have each member sign a code of conduct when they join and throw them out when they break it.

When I was a younger I worked in some rat hole gyms and I turned each one around behavior wise. It would be even easier now with security cameras and the like.

Running a gym is like running a nite club. A few bad apples wreck it for everyone.
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: The Grim Lifter on February 14, 2012, 02:42:00 PM
I heard they do BF tests and if you're below 15% you get kicked out
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Post by: Mr Nobody on February 14, 2012, 03:05:28 PM
beheadings should be mandatory for this shit.
Damn right send them to Ciudad Juarez, Mexico they will take care of business.
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: Ironraider on February 14, 2012, 06:58:57 PM
How could this shit be?? "Judgement free zone"...right?  Ahhh the fucking hypocrisy...time for some pizza...
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: HTexan on February 14, 2012, 08:31:41 PM
Their whole business model is based on ghost clients and clients that grossly under used the faculties.
Im going to make on all you can eat restaurant with a "fat ass alarm" that sounds every time someone gets a 2nd plate.  :D
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: oldtimer1 on February 15, 2012, 06:48:43 AM
Their whole business model is based on ghost clients and clients that grossly under used the faculties.
Im going to make on all you can eat restaurant with a "fat ass alarm" that sounds every time someone gets a 2nd plate.  :D

You're right.  All gyms turn a profit by having members who stop showing up. Hardcore gyms have the most dedicated clients.  You can imagine that Planet Fitness has to have the most undedicated members.  They can sign massive amount of members with auto renew credit card membership.  Most gyms today won't let you pay in cash because they want you to sign a contract giving them access to your checking account or credit card so they can auto renew.
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: Parker on February 15, 2012, 06:52:19 AM
You're right.  All gyms turn a profit by having members who stop showing up. Hardcore gyms have the most dedicated clients.  You can imagine that Planet Fitness has to have the most undedicated members.  They can sign massive amount of members with auto renew credit card membership.  Most gyms today won't let you pay in cash because they want you to sign a contract giving them access to your checking account or credit card so they can auto renew.
I go to a 24/hour gym that cost 7.95 a month---19.00 start up fee, no contract, and can end it anytime I want.
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Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on February 15, 2012, 08:18:49 AM
They wouldn't pull no lunk alarm on this guy... ;D


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Post by: the trainer on February 15, 2012, 08:38:13 AM
fuck plant fitness piece of garbage shitty gym for fucking losers without willpower so they can steal from them drop a bomb on top of that shit.
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: Parker on February 15, 2012, 08:45:30 AM
How could this shit be?? "Judgement free zone"...right?  Ahhh the fucking hypocrisy...time for some pizza...
Judgement Free zone, so they give you pizza so you don't feel guilty for not sticking to you weighloss program---and actually look like you work out...

Keep you coming, keep you well fed, and keep you wondering why you are not losing weight.
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: purenaturalstrength on February 16, 2012, 01:23:07 AM
They wouldn't pull no lunk alarm on this guy... ;D




god this is amazing  ;D
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: 20inch calves on February 16, 2012, 03:27:59 AM
i hope they go out of buisness
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: purenaturalstrength on February 16, 2012, 03:30:32 AM
i hope they go out of buisness

unlikely any time soon
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: Marlo Stanfield on February 16, 2012, 04:25:40 AM
This fellow getbigger tells planet fitness what time it is



thats fucking stupid. they have all your info, why the fuck do something so stupid???
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: Gregzs on January 08, 2014, 08:40:28 PM
http://guyism.com/humor/planet-fitness-removes-squat-racks-intimidating-pussies-america.html

Planet Fitness removes squat racks for being ‘intimidating’ because we’re such pussies in America

Planet Fitness regularly touts how it’s not like all the other gyms and encourages soft people to indulge in its purple haze of mediocrity. And now they’re taking it one step further: Getting rid of squat racks for being “intimidating.”

Redditor Kalerad posted his problem with Planet Fitness’s overly all-inclusive philosophy on the site’s Fitness subsection.

“I walked in noticing the outline of dust on the floor where the squat rack once stood. I was heartbroken. Especially since I had just recently found a love for squatting.

“I of course had to ask an employee “WTF?” He regretfully told me that a few days prior corporate came in and removed it because ‘a customer complained that it was intimidating.’”

The move is one of many — along with offering free pizza and bagels and tanning beds — to lure in the casual gym goer who might be turned off by gyms being a little too “fitness oriented.”

Either way, if you want to do serious workouts at any point in your life, make sure to avoid Planet Fitness. And if you’re the type of person who’s intimidated by a series of metal rods that make people stronger and healthier, we’re probably all better off if you remove yourself from society’s gene pool.

PS Planet Fitness also hates hot women. Burn them down.
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: THEBOSS on January 08, 2014, 10:42:01 PM
 ::) And my bet is while trying to look smart they have beach balls , boot camps , crossfit ect promoted ! Up here in CANADA we have a similar situation with GOODLIFE FITNESS ! Oh my the fucking bullshit
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: WalterWhite on January 08, 2014, 11:14:14 PM
They just opened a 20k square foot one near me with all top of the line hammer, cybex and lifefitness machines.  Dumbbells go to 75 and they have 4 smith machines, leg press but NO BENCHES!.  I will say the $99 dollar yearly membership is worth it just to use all the new cardio equipment and female watch!

I have noticed no gyms seem to upgrade equipment lately and PF's are expanding like crazy!

I can appreciate the guys that have garage gyms or basements gyms because most have gone to shit or your stuck with PF..UGH.
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: SF1900 on January 09, 2014, 12:51:29 AM
They just opened a 20k square foot one near me with all top of the line hammer, cybex and lifefitness machines.  Dumbbells go to 75 and they have 4 smith machines, leg press but NO BENCHES!.  I will say the $99 dollar yearly membership is worth it just to use all the new cardio equipment and female watch!

I have noticed no gyms seem to upgrade equipment lately and PF's are expanding like crazy!

I can appreciate the guys that have garage gyms or basements gyms because most have gone to shit or your stuck with PF..UGH.


fpr $99 a year its worth it with all the top of the line hammer and cybex machines. Even if you used them 1 time every few weeks youd still get your moneys worth,
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: sync pulse on January 09, 2014, 12:52:51 AM
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: Purge_WTF on January 09, 2014, 05:42:49 AM
This fellow getbigger tells planet fitness what time it is



Still one of my favorite videos, along with the one of the Ron Paul supporters chasing that filthy rat Sean Hannity back to his hole.
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: HandsomeMOFO on January 09, 2014, 05:45:18 AM
This fellow getbigger tells planet fitness what time it is



Complete cock head.
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: HandsomeMOFO on January 09, 2014, 05:46:01 AM
thats fucking stupid. they have all your info, why the fuck do something so stupid???

Retard genes.
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: Pet shop boys on January 09, 2014, 06:40:51 AM
I love that shit!!  ;D

Sadly "society" thinks that every bodybuilder/GetBigger is an animal that you dont want to be in the same room with  after seeing that  clip...



WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: Archer77 on January 09, 2014, 06:48:08 AM
Planet fitness is a weird place.  I work outed out there briefly when a good friend was a manager of one.  The least friendly people of any gym I've very been to.
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Post by: hrspwr1 on January 09, 2014, 08:29:19 AM
Fukng hell, I would have been happy to be able to go to even one of these places over christmas.
 
 I was stuck in a house full of smokers and tried to go to a gym in PA, the snap fitness place would not even let you in the doors for less than $60 and a credit card, the Y was closed all that was left was pushups and running around the neighborhood.

 I would have been pleased to drop $20 and have a place to hide from the in laws, even if it was purple.
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: WalterWhite on January 09, 2014, 09:18:16 AM


fpr $99 a year its worth it with all the top of the line hammer and cybex machines. Even if you used them 1 time every few weeks youd still get your moneys worth,

When the $99 dollar promo comes up it's hard to resist a brand new one for the exact reasons you mentioned (open 24hrs).  Also I have never dealt with any overbearing PF workers that take themselves too seriously.  They often ask me about diet and training. 

The other gym I go to has all old stuff but 150lb dumbbells and 100lb plates.
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 09, 2014, 09:21:42 AM
Would love to prank visit them with a bunch of Getbig homies.
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Post by: WalterWhite on January 09, 2014, 09:26:04 AM
Would love to prank visit them with a bunch of Getbig homies.

That would make a great YT upload! :D
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 09, 2014, 09:29:30 AM
That would make a great YT upload! :D

If I only lived in the US. We have silly gym chains as well in Europe, but none of them have 'lunk alarms' or 'non-judgement zones'.
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 09, 2014, 09:34:17 AM
You cant lift weights there they will ban you.
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Post by: The Showstoppa on January 09, 2014, 09:43:39 AM
You cant lift weights there they will ban you.

Jack King would not approve. 
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 09, 2014, 10:08:17 AM
Jack King would not approve. 
True, he would go in there at 75 years old and shut them down.
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Post by: buffdnet on January 09, 2014, 10:10:44 AM
Jacking would not approve. 
I see what you tried to do there.
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 09, 2014, 10:14:49 AM
I see what you tried to do there.

Showstoppa knows Jack King was brutal, no BS in his gym along the lines of Vince Gironda true story.
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: wes on January 09, 2014, 11:09:27 AM
Showstoppa knows Jack King was brutal, no BS in his gym along the lines of Vince Gironda true story.
Never been to his gym,but he was a good bodybuilder.
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 09, 2014, 11:31:56 AM
The owner of Planet Fitness is about as in shape as Glassman
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Post by: DroppingPlates on January 09, 2014, 01:53:01 PM
The owner of Planet Fitness is about as in shape as Glassman

I imagine him as a lazy junk food eating swine with a 30 year younger wife.
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Post by: Fitness4Life on January 09, 2014, 01:55:37 PM
I hear you can't grunt at all, no heavy weight lifting, no competition among other members.  These gyms need to be shut down. 
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Post by: wes on January 09, 2014, 01:56:58 PM
I imagine him as a lazy junk food eating swine with a 30 year younger wife.
........and 60 zillion dollars made off the fat fools who join there.

What a fiasco of a gym chain.  :(
Title: Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 09, 2014, 02:04:00 PM
........and 60 zillion dollars made off the fat fools who join there.

What a fiasco of a gym chain.  :(

FILTH!