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MuscleManDrew

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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #100 on: May 02, 2017, 04:21:09 PM »
Writer
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« Reply #101 on: May 02, 2017, 06:14:09 PM »
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Game Show Host
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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #102 on: May 02, 2017, 10:13:27 PM »
Biceps supinator technician on Manly beach  :)
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CalvinH

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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #103 on: May 10, 2017, 11:27:42 AM »
dji'llneverweigh181 boxing instructor.
This guys get paid to beat up dj and then when dj's had enough the trainer tells him he's doing great and has a future in boxing.
dj pays him again and gets to beat him up some more.
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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #104 on: May 10, 2017, 11:38:26 AM »
I would love to work (not own but work) at either a retro gaming shop or a comic book shop

something simple like that
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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #105 on: May 11, 2017, 12:38:31 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on May 10, 2017, 11:27:42 AM
dji'llneverweigh181 boxing instructor.
This guys get paid to beat up dj and then when dj's had enough the trainer tells him he's doing great and has a future in boxing.
dj pays him again and gets to beat him up some more.

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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #106 on: May 11, 2017, 02:00:29 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on May 10, 2017, 11:27:42 AM
dji'llneverweigh181 boxing instructor.
This guys get paid to beat up dj and then when dj's had enough the trainer tells him he's doing great and has a future in boxing.
dj pays him again and gets to beat him up some more.

Ha, brutal :D
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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #107 on: May 11, 2017, 02:33:07 AM »
Actually I have 1: hanging on the beach, surfing for cawk, sailing & Brokeback mountain biking  8) 8) 8)

Screw education & philosophy.  I just want to get screwed
 8)
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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #108 on: May 11, 2017, 02:44:31 AM »
State sponsored rapist.
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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #109 on: May 11, 2017, 02:59:55 AM »
Quote from: AbrahamG on May 11, 2017, 02:44:31 AM
State sponsored rapist.

You must either be black or an ugly white guy
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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #110 on: May 11, 2017, 10:04:49 AM »
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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #111 on: May 11, 2017, 10:41:59 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on May 11, 2017, 10:04:49 AM
Do tell.


He would but he can't think of anything to write.
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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #112 on: May 12, 2017, 01:52:10 AM »
Stephen King's trick to overcoming writer's block is to cut his dick in half.  Not off.  Longways.
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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #113 on: May 12, 2017, 02:01:51 PM »
now the question becomes - will you make this dream become reality or will you stick with your current job?

how come others work their dream job and not you?
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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #114 on: May 17, 2017, 06:13:06 PM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on May 11, 2017, 02:59:55 AM
You must either be black or an ugly white guy

My mother always said how handsome I am.
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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #115 on: May 17, 2017, 10:19:45 PM »
Quote from: AbrahamG on May 17, 2017, 06:13:06 PM
My mother always said how handsome I am.

"Sure" and "OK"
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