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Title: The 12 Minute Erection. Secrets and of course imagines
Post by: Jean Francois on December 06, 2017, 05:51:18 PM: Hahaha, my friends, I tell you these things today with one hand in my pocket holding onto a small bird Jean Francois found as I buy a fake beard!

It is of course that time for me to reveal the secret to a 12 minute erection.

But Jean Francois, why would one require an erection for 12 minutes you may be asking to yourself?

This is why I will explain to you these things right now below.

12 minutes is exactly one half of an episode of 2 and a half men, without of course the commercials. I love this show, it is my favorite with so many laughs hahaha I am thinking about it now!

Using the mind you can control many things, including of course your pant plumbing.

Think about the number 12 for a few minutes:

12 eggs
12 fingers and toes
12 pounds of meat

So many things come in units of this magical number!

And that my friends is all about it.

I am
Title: Re: The 12 Minute Erection. Secrets and of course imagines
Post by: Zillotch on December 06, 2017, 05:53:58 PM: u sure do sound like someone that we should all listen to ::)

did u buy bitcoin?
Title: Re: The 12 Minute Erection. Secrets and of course imagines
Post by: robcguns on December 06, 2017, 06:00:33 PM: What the fuck?why are there so many nonsensical ramblers on getbig?
Title: Re: The 12 Minute Erection. Secrets and of course imagines
Post by: Dan-O on December 06, 2017, 06:30:04 PM: Thank you, Jean Francois.

Right now I'm drinking 12 oz of Diet Coke with 12 ice cubes.
Title: Re: The 12 Minute Erection. Secrets and of course imagines
Post by: ratherbebig on December 06, 2017, 06:47:35 PM: 12 minutes to midnight
Title: Re: The 12 Minute Erection. Secrets and of course imagines
Post by: Redux on December 06, 2017, 06:55:43 PM: i just realized i was born with the wrong number of fingers and toes
dammit
Title: Re: The 12 Minute Erection. Secrets and of course imagines
Post by: Tennisballz on December 06, 2017, 07:02:14 PM: 12 miles....the collective length of penises that have been in OP's mother.
Title: Re: The 12 Minute Erection. Secrets and of course imagines
Post by: Jean Francois on December 06, 2017, 08:05:28 PM: Quote from: Dan-O on December 06, 2017, 06:30:04 PM
Thank you, Jean Francois.

Right now I'm drinking 12 oz of Diet Coke with 12 ice cubes.

Yes, 12 is all around and also inside you.

I am
Title: Re: The 12 Minute Erection. Secrets and of course imagines
Post by: Derrick Rigg on December 07, 2017, 11:03:33 AM: What the hell is this?
Title: Re: The 12 Minute Erection. Secrets and of course imagines
Post by: ratherbebig on December 07, 2017, 11:21:25 AM: its better to be judged by 12 than carried by six
Title: Re: The 12 Minute Erection. Secrets and of course imagines
Post by: Rusty Trombone on December 07, 2017, 10:48:14 PM: This thread is awesome
Title: Re: The 12 Minute Erection. Secrets and of course imagines
Post by: werewolf operative on December 07, 2017, 11:09:39 PM: Quote from: ratherbebig on December 07, 2017, 11:21:25 AM
its better to be judged by 12 than carried by six

I take it back, you're not joon. You're clearly negro.