Fiber is way overated i shitted 8 or 9 times today frosted miniwheats

[Marty Champions]

I did not like this i didnt think would happen

I find i can get away with alot of added sugars like some blacks. I need the calories though , do get a few more zits better than beer, i feel like a competitive eater food just doesnt stick

[Fortress]

Is anyone able to decipher what he’s saying?

[loco]

[Deacon Jeschin]

Is anyone able to decipher what he’s saying?

Typed this mess into the "Tard to English" Google translator and here's what I came up with:

"After eating Frosted Miniwheats, I shit a few times on the back of my black sugar daddy. Afterwards, I added to the scene by squeezing a few zits on top of the shit pile."

[Thin Lizzy]

Gotta agree with OP.

I’ve bought them a few times when on sale at CVS. Taste good but you pay a stiff price on the can the next day:🚨🚨

[wes]

Typed this mess into the "Tard to English" Google translator and here's what I came up with:

"After eating Frosted Miniwheats, I shit a few times on the back of my black sugar daddy. Afterwards, I added to the scene by squeezing a few zits on top of the shit pile."

Fucking hilarious !!   LOL   

[Dave D]

I had this same problem this week. I ate a box of mini wheats and it blew out my colon.

[Thin Lizzy]

I had this same problem this week. I ate a box of mini wheats and it blew out my colon.

Frosted Mini Wheats  are the cereal equivalent of the good looking chick that has mental issues.

Stay away🚨🚨

[Dave D]

Frosted Mini Wheats  are the cereal equivalent of the good looking chick that has mental issues.

Stay away🚨🚨

Lol.

But they’re so good....

[cobra333]

Actually mini wheats are a cheap painless way to colon cleanse , get old waste or undigested meats that may be stuck in colon walls out,  decrease stomach bloat and any stuck gas in colon.   Cheap buying more tommorow. 

[SOMEPARTS]

Real men eat the giant shredded wheat pillows. No spray spackle frosting.

[Dave D]

Actually mini wheats are a cheap painless way to colon cleanse , get old waste or undigested meats that may be stuck in colon walls out,  decrease stomach bloat and any stuck gas in colon.   Cheap buying more tommorow.

Do you think there's undigested meat in your colon walls? I thought this myth was proven false. Your body digests the food you eat, if it doesn't you're in trouble.

[Marty Champions]

Do you think there's undigested meat in your colon walls? I thought this myth was proven false. Your body digests the food you eat, if it doesn't you're in trouble.

meat will erosion your intestines girlfriend!

[Humble Narcissist]

meat will erosion your intestines girlfriend!

Not as badly or as quickly as Frosted Mini Wheats.

[Grape Ape]

Nobody should eat cereal.

[Kwon]

I did not like this i didnt think would happen

I find i can get away with alot of added sugars like some blacks. I need the calories though , do get a few more zits better than beer, i feel like a competitive eater food just doesnt stick

[residue]

this was my breakfast for the first 10 years of my life

[joswift]

I did not like this i didnt think would happen

I find i can get away with alot of added sugars like some blacks. I need the calories though , do get a few more zits better than beer, i feel like a competitive eater food just doesnt stick

you are aware that wheat is fibre?

[R.A.M.]

this was my breakfast for the first 10 years of my life

Looks like OSB plywood.

[Megalodon]

Drug companies are catching on.

[Humble Narcissist]

Nobody should eat cereal.

Why not?  Quick to make and is fortified with vitamins and minerals.

[Grape Ape]

Why not?  Quick to make and is fortified with vitamins and minerals.

It's processed shit food, mostly sugar.

[FitnessFrenzy]

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[pamith]

overrated