I've killed a lot of people. Some escort girls in the apartment uptown. Um, some homeless people. Maybe five or ten. An NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some doughnut shop. I killed Bethany, my ex-girlfriend, with a nailgun. Um, some man, this old homo with a dog last week. I, uh, I killed another girl with a chainsaw. Hah. I had to. She almost got away. And, um, someone else there. I can't remember! Maybe a model. She's dead, too. And, uh, Sean Allen.