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Title: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: drkaje on November 20, 2009, 11:12:42 AM
Is there something wrong with me?!

Women always say she's fat but I just think they're haters.
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: trustnoone on November 20, 2009, 11:42:21 AM
Is there something wrong with me?!

Women always say she's fat but I just think they're haters.
That's cause they're jealous.

Nothing wrong with you except the same way you lust for Rachael's asshole is the same way you lust for a mans pickle.
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: drkaje on November 20, 2009, 11:50:20 AM
That's cause they're jealous.

Nothing wrong with you except the same way you lust for Rachael's asshole is the same way you lust for a mans pickle.

Is nothing sacred to you (specifically I mean gays) people?

Don't go gaying up my Rachael lust!!
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: Fury on November 20, 2009, 12:01:51 PM
Not hot.
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: drkaje on November 20, 2009, 12:08:30 PM
Not hot.

Dude,

There's just something about that bitch. She rocks my nuts!!
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on November 20, 2009, 12:11:24 PM
Is there something wrong with me?!

Women always say she's fat but I just think they're haters.

I hear ya.  She has a whiny voice, but man, that thick body is outta this world.
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 20, 2009, 01:22:14 PM
I hear ya.  She has a whiny voice, but man, that thick body is outta this world.

I like the raspy voice.....plus she can cook.
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: brooklynbruiser on November 20, 2009, 01:34:16 PM
She's like the kind of chick you can talk to like a dude, but fucks you in a way that you never forget she's a woman. I like that.
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: Wiggs on November 20, 2009, 03:08:29 PM
Yes agreed.  She could use bigger tits though.
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: drkaje on November 20, 2009, 03:54:06 PM
I'm not a titty man so anything more than a mouthful goes to waste.
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: trustnoone on November 20, 2009, 04:10:07 PM
Yes agreed.  She could use bigger dick though.
Again with your transvestite shit.
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: outby43 on November 20, 2009, 04:23:39 PM
great thread but I was hoping to see this bitch bent over in some pics.  She's a little thick yeah but needs to get stuffed in the ass for sure.
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: tbombz on November 20, 2009, 09:45:34 PM
couldnt agree more  ;D
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: disturbia on November 21, 2009, 11:51:27 PM
what a waste of  a fuckin thread with no pics
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: Parker on November 22, 2009, 03:05:49 AM
She's got a phatty too, so she can take it. I hit it and the suck her toes with syrup on them, then have batter on her ass, and hit the ass, and then while hitting it, take a rolling pin and smack that ass. Then mix my baby batter with the batter on her ass, and roll that shit and make dough. Put that shit in the oven, then make her eat it.
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: nzmusclemonster on November 22, 2009, 03:21:47 AM
Too fat.

I would be too disgusted to fuck her after seeing her fat rolls.
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: outby43 on November 22, 2009, 03:24:00 AM
She's got a phatty too, so she can take it. I hit it and the suck her toes with syrup on them, then have batter on her ass, and hit the ass, and then while hitting it, take a rolling pin and smack that ass. Then mix my baby batter with the batter on her ass, and roll that shit and make dough. Put that shit in the oven, then make her eat it.

What ever happened to just fucking that ass and busting a nut?
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: nzmusclemonster on November 22, 2009, 03:31:15 AM
BTW it's official that NZ has a high percentage of ugly chicks:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/3084367/Nice-Kiwi-blokes-shame-about-the-women

They make up for it by being sluts though. Case and point the blow job I got in the toilet of a night club last night after talking to a girl for 10 mins.
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: kiwiol on November 22, 2009, 04:11:46 AM
BTW it's official that NZ has a high percentage of ugly chicks:

That's bullshit. Lots of fine specimens here, on par with anyone else elsewhere.
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: chaos on November 22, 2009, 06:12:24 AM
That's bullshit. Lots of fine specimens here, on par with anyone else elsewhere.
Meltdown.
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: drkaje on November 22, 2009, 09:37:56 AM
I still love that bitch.
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: CalvinH on November 23, 2009, 06:17:50 AM
Not hot.
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 23, 2009, 07:58:01 AM
Not hot.

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Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: CalvinH on November 23, 2009, 08:10:54 AM
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Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: chaos on November 23, 2009, 08:18:37 PM

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Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: nzmusclemonster on November 25, 2009, 12:05:28 AM
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Outed.
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: Adam11 on November 25, 2009, 09:57:48 AM
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Lots of "Connaisseur" on here....
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: Migs on December 20, 2009, 06:21:32 PM
I'd tap her ass
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: drkaje on March 04, 2010, 01:31:42 PM
In case anyone forgot.

I still want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass!
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: MJK on March 05, 2010, 02:49:16 PM
No pics  ???
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: OzmO on March 05, 2010, 07:34:10 PM
Is there something wrong with me?!

Women always say she's fat but I just think they're haters.

there's nothing wrong with that as long as you don't want her to talk at the same time.   :D
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: drkaje on March 05, 2010, 07:47:16 PM
there's nothing wrong with that as long as you don't want her to talk at the same time.   :D

No talking, LOL!!
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: Monster_Everything on March 05, 2010, 09:10:25 PM
much like Oprah rich bitches always look better after spending time with $$$$

Id concur with the thred title
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: drkaje on March 09, 2010, 04:18:56 AM
much like Oprah rich bitches always look better after spending time with $$$$

Id concur with the thred title

I'm old school and just have a weakness for the pear shape, LOL! Especially the skinny pear. She also has a great smile but kisses animals and is therefore icky so we could never go out but I'd still love to hit it.

The money has nothing to do with my weakness, her being famous just puts a name on the ass. :)

I only date skinny chicks now but still fiend for the booty.
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: newmom on March 09, 2010, 04:21:51 AM
I'm old school and just have a weakness for the pear shape, LOL! Especially the skinny pear. She also has a great smile but kisses animals and is therefore icky so we could never go out but I'd still love to hit it.

The money has nothing to do with my weakness, her being famous just puts a name on the ass. :)

I only date skinny chicks now but still fiend for the booty.

then why not go back to pear shape or do you think your boys wouldn't like it
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: drkaje on March 09, 2010, 04:23:03 AM
then why not go back to pear shape or do you think your boys wouldn't like it

Does Superman chase after Kryptonite? :)
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: newmom on March 09, 2010, 04:24:12 AM
Does Superman chase after Kryptonite? :)

still why not go to the pear shape if that is what you feign
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: drkaje on March 09, 2010, 04:29:21 AM
still why not go to the pear shape if that is what you feign

There's a really old saying: When the dick gets hard, the mind goes soft.

Guys who are ass lovers have a hard time seeing a nice one walk away and will end up losing perspective over shit. I'd rather avoid situations where someone had that much leverage. :)

I couldn't actually date Rachael Ray because of the animal thing but would still hit it if single.
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: The Showstoppa on March 09, 2010, 01:44:31 PM
There's a really old saying: When the dick gets hard, the mind goes soft.

Guys who are ass lovers have a hard time seeing a nice one walk away and will end up losing perspective over shit. I'd rather avoid situations where someone had that much leverage. :)

I couldn't actually date Rachael Ray because of the animal thing but would still hit it if single.

haha, yeah, thats the only reason, doc..... ;D
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: drkaje on March 09, 2010, 01:53:17 PM
haha, yeah, thats the only reason, doc..... ;D

If it came my way and I was single... I'd be on that shit like fat motherfuckers on 10 cent wings!

That being said I would not date a petwit, especially one who was kissing a fucking dog on a commercial. It's goddamn gross and I nearly fucking puked seeing that shit. She was actually taken off my mental hit list but there's something about that ass I just can't get over, LOL! I'm fucking heartbroken over that shit and she still hasn't been replaced on the list. It's as if I'm in mourning and shit. :) It's fucking pathetic, LOL! My girl's always breaking balls about the Rachael thing.
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: OzmO on March 09, 2010, 04:32:31 PM
If it came my way and I was single... I'd be on that shit like fat motherfuckers on 10 cent wings!

That being said I would not date a petwit, especially one who was kissing a fucking dog on a commercial. It's goddamn gross and I nearly fucking puked seeing that shit. She was actually taken off my mental hit list but there's something about that ass I just can't get over, LOL! I'm fucking heartbroken over that shit and she still hasn't been replaced on the list. It's as if I'm in mourning and shit. :) It's fucking pathetic, LOL! My girl's always breaking balls about the Rachael thing.

You can always just make her a 30 minute meal.   :-X
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: drkaje on March 09, 2010, 04:34:18 PM
You can always just make her a 30 minute meal.   :-X

I love that bitch, LOL!

No joke.
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: SF1900 on March 13, 2010, 08:38:11 PM
I find Rachael Ray to be very attractive. Nice and thick!  :D

(http://www.superchefblog.com/images/rachaelray_pinup400x500.png)
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: drkaje on March 14, 2010, 08:39:27 AM
Sigh.
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: tu_holmes on March 31, 2010, 07:35:43 PM
Rachel Ray... T-N-A
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: drkaje on April 01, 2010, 09:39:03 AM
Rachel Ray... T-N-A

I'm still not over her.

This is fucking pathetic, LOL!
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 07, 2010, 09:40:42 AM
I'm still not over her.

This is fucking pathetic, LOL!

Like that scratchy voice and she would feed you good afterwards....
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: Fury on April 07, 2010, 11:34:08 AM
Just checked. Yup, she's still ugly.
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: drkaje on April 07, 2010, 05:19:10 PM
Just checked. Yup, she's still ugly.

Hater!!!! >:(
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: Fury on April 07, 2010, 09:07:41 PM
At one point, I thought she was hot. Then she put on 30 pounds, got her own talk show where she gets paid to flap her gums with that annoying voice and became 100x more annoying.

If we're going by Food Channel chicks, Giada is MUCH hotter and has a great rack.
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: drkaje on April 08, 2010, 10:01:56 AM
Giada is pretty but I'm not a huge fan of sharp features. Her jaw is very angular and she's a bit too skinny. I'd hit it, of course, she's pretty with nice tits. She's probably even prettier than Rachael Ray. That being said I still find Rachael more attractive/feminine.

It's really pretty bad, LOL!
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: MindSpin on April 08, 2010, 11:08:13 AM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dLpaZ4jIOnM/R_xNEchK7YI/AAAAAAAABDQ/HUFr7q_hQX8/s400/rachael-ray-chest.jpg)
(http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u234/Orikinla/RachelRay.jpg)

I think she's super cute & sexy.
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: drkaje on April 08, 2010, 11:18:28 AM
Mindspin and Beserk,

Either of you think there's a chance I can convince her black is very slimming?
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: MindSpin on April 08, 2010, 11:25:17 AM
Mindspin and Beserk,

Either of you think there's a chance I can convince her black is very slimming?

no question.
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 08, 2010, 12:58:27 PM
Mindspin and Beserk,

Either of you think there's a chance I can convince her black is very slimming?

Isn't she from Lousiana or Mississippi?  She's had plenty of brotha's trying to make her dance with the Alabama black snake.....
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: drkaje on April 08, 2010, 01:07:55 PM
Isn't she from Lousiana or Mississippi?  She's had plenty of brotha's trying to make her dance with the Alabama black snake.....

She used to live in Albany, NY.
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: Fury on April 08, 2010, 01:28:56 PM
Mindspin and Beserk,

Either of you think there's a chance I can convince her black is very slimming?

She strikes me as the type that's already ridden that train. You should be good to go, doc.
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: drkaje on April 08, 2010, 04:45:59 PM
I'd hate to get my hopes up, LOL!

There's still the dog thing. :-X
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 08, 2010, 06:39:43 PM
I'd hate to get my hopes up, LOL!

There's still the dog thing. :-X



Who are you kiddin'....she would have you escorting her dog around the neighborhood with pooper-scooper and trash bag in hand... and you would love every minute of it, knowing what was in store when you got back home.
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: drkaje on April 08, 2010, 06:44:38 PM


Who are you kiddin'....she would have you escorting her dog around the neighborhood with pooper-scooper and trash bag in hand... and you would love every minute of it, knowing what was in store when you got back home.

Gold coins could fallout her pussy and I wouldn't date someone with an animal.

I'd hit Rachael a few times but just couldn't date someone with animals under any circumstances.

My GF cat sat for her brother one week. All she had to do was feed them and change the litter. She had to shower before coming here or stay home. :)
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 08, 2010, 06:52:50 PM
Gold coins could fallout her pussy and I wouldn't date someone with an animal.

I'd hit Rachael a few times but just couldn't date someone with animals under any circumstances.

My GF cat sat for her brother one week. All she had to do was feed them and change the litter. She had to shower before coming here or stay home. :)

Why the hate on animals?  Most are cleaner than the majority of people, and a hell of a lot smarter.  Is it because they used to pee on your house cardboard box?  ;D
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: chaos on April 08, 2010, 07:08:57 PM
Gold coins could fallout her pussy and I wouldn't date someone with an animal.

I'd hit Rachael a few times but just couldn't date someone with animals under any circumstances.

My GF cat sat for her brother one week. All she had to do was feed them and change the litter. She had to shower before coming here or stay home. :)
Allergic?
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: drkaje on April 09, 2010, 11:18:19 AM
Finding appropriate language that express the extent to which animals repulse me would take a PhD in English. :)
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 09, 2010, 12:37:36 PM
Finding appropriate language that express the extent to which animals repulse me would take a PhD in English. :)
Lets delve deeper doc.....there has to be some reason for it.  Did your grandma make you sleep with the cats (that she showed more love for) or a neighborhood dog terrorize you?  I'm just always surprised when people just out and out hate any type of animal....course you hate most people too.... ;D
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: drkaje on April 09, 2010, 12:55:23 PM
Lets delve deeper doc.....there has to be some reason for it.  Did your grandma make you sleep with the cats (that she showed more love for) or a neighborhood dog terrorize you?  I'm just always surprised when people just out and out hate any type of animal....course you hate most people too.... ;D

I don't hate animals, LOL! They're just absolutely repulsive on a visceral level I lack the vocabulary to express. I also have incredible senses of smell/taste so being around them is pretty much unbearable.

"Hate" implies I would harm one and that's untrue. I pet or play with dogs of friends and even offered to keep someone's Cane Corso for a few weeks while they were a guest of the county.

Cats are the most filthy, disgusting thing God has probably ever created and any dude with a cat is probably a homo.

My kids have a dog, cat, birds, hamsters, lizard and probably something else... I won't even go in the house anymore.

No chicks cooter or company is worth putting up with animals for someone like me. :)
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 09, 2010, 01:45:09 PM
I don't hate animals, LOL! They're just absolutely repulsive on a visceral level I lack the vocabulary to express. I also have incredible senses of smell/taste so being around them is pretty much unbearable.

"Hate" implies I would harm one and that's untrue. I pet or play with dogs of friends and even offered to keep someone's Cane Corso for a few weeks while they were a guest of the county.

Cats are the most filthy, disgusting thing God has probably ever created and any dude with a cat is probably a homo.

My kids have a dog, cat, birds, hamsters, lizard and probably something else... I won't even go in the house anymore.

No chicks cooter or company is worth putting up with animals for someone like me. :)

haha, I've never met a brother who likes cats.....I actually like only cats and dogs, the only REAL pets imo.  Course I grew up on a quasi-farm with lots of animals...and if you think a cat is that bad, spend some time around chickens...haha......yar d birds are nasty.  Taste good though.... ;D
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: drkaje on April 09, 2010, 02:13:11 PM
haha, I've never met a brother who likes cats.....I actually like only cats and dogs, the only REAL pets imo.  Course I grew up on a quasi-farm with lots of animals...and if you think a cat is that bad, spend some time around chickens...haha......yar d birds are nasty.  Taste good though.... ;D

One of the guys I work out with is always threatening to bring his cat in, LOL! Fat queer. :)
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: drkaje on June 17, 2010, 06:03:28 PM
Still in love.
Title: Re: I want to bang Rachael Ray in the ass
Post by: newmom on June 17, 2010, 06:18:28 PM
Bawawaw I was right drakje