if I put on a tapout shirt and listen to death metal will I be 27% tougher?how much more will it add if I purchase a pitbull?
All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the doorAnd I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devourthe criminals, tryin to drop my decimals
The toughest men are the quiet low key ones.
meh some of the nutcases are tough too, cant say the quiet ones are the toughest
PITBULL WILL INCREASE TOUGHNESS BY AN ADDITIONAL 13% PER DOG.
shaved head with goatee adds a delusional 12% towards toughness....tough guy stare and carefully manicured spaghetti-strapped muscle t-shirt adds off the charts toughness. Shadow boxing in between sets of bench presses...oh brother
Tribal armband and/or gothic letter tattoos also make a man that much more invincible. And don't forget to include an "entourage" of 5-10 even twinkier mutations of the person in question (similar to the way a bride picks her uglier friends to be bridesmaids).
Solid advices Andy. I would also recommend A LOT of profanity in ALL situations.....especiall y job interviews, around children, around old people and at family gatherings.