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What are they like? Personality etc. I've been hit up by one. 35, blonde hair, blue eyes, has kid(s) (dont know how many yet). She's a 6.5. Works in mental health. She seems to talk alot, Ill find out shortly.
Tell me about your women mothercannuckers.
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I'm from the US but I live in Canada and this morning at the gym I saw the hottest woman I've ever seen my life, she was seriously just breathtaking and flawless in every conceivable way.
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The largest underwear you'll ever find.
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i hear they get super fucking horny when they watch hockey, during a hockey game you can damn near fuck her in the ass without a peep from her as long as you fuck her doggie style so you both watch the game , you can even rest your cold molson on her ass
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I'm from the US but I live in Canada and this morning at the gym I saw the hottest woman I've ever seen my life, she was seriously just breathtaking and flawless in every conceivable way.
What is your exact location
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My impression every time I go to Canada = Really hot girls dating Really goofy looking guys!
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The Great Ones Daughter
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Went to college with a couple of Canadian chicks. So this info is 15 years ols. And when I say 15 I mean 20. Anyway, good chicks, like the weed and beer will bone, but not big on head...oh and very bushy beavers
Hth
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Went to college with a couple of Canadian chicks. So this info is 15 years ols. And when I say 15 I mean 20. Anyway, good chicks, like the weed and beer will bone, but not big on head...oh and very bushy beavers
Hth
they gotta keep warm in that climate up thurr :P
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What are they like? Personality etc. I've been hit up by one. 35, blonde hair, blue eyes, has kid(s) (dont know how many yet). She's a 6.5. Works in mental health. She seems to talk alot, Ill find out shortly.
Tell me about your women mothercannuckers.
Canadian bitches are hot a mix of French and English.
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they gotta keep warm in that climate up thurr :P
I hear ya bro. I went to humboldt state. 88 - 93. As a hetro, I had 2 choices: bang the Vermont beaver or no beaver at all
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I'm Canadian.
That is all.
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Canadian bitches are hot a mix of French and English.
Your an idiot canada is no more english than the states, and sure there are a few french but you won`t meet them unless your in quebec, there is very little of a mix.
Anyhow, meeting canadian chicks in the states is like meeting southern chicks in LA, there`s a reason they`re there. Your not gonna get a real sense of the average.
Most people are either too good for canada, wanna be somebody, or are really obsessed with their careers. Typically all three.
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Your an idiot I hope this helps.
Anyhow, meeting canadian chicks in the states is like meeting southern chicks in LA, there`s a reason they`re there. Your not gonna get a real sense of the average.
Cash money .
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90% of those girls couldn't find Canada on a map........ Of north America
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My impression every time I go to Canada = Really hot girls dating Really goofy looking guys!
Coming from a camel. ::)
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90% of those girls couldn't find Canada on a map........ Of north America
Lol lets not get started on this, canada isn`t even a real country when you get down to it. Notice how canadians are never mentioned on this site. There`s no point aside from a few from toronto, most could care less about people from the other side of the country.
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Here she is.
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You can do better than that Wiggs.
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You can do better than that Wiggs.
I know but she seems nice. Its not all about just looks with me anymore.
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I know but she seems nice. Its not all about just looks with me anymore.
I see, in that case I think you should pound her out good.
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What are they like? Personality etc. I've been hit up by one. 35, blonde hair, blue eyes, has kid(s) (dont know how many yet). She's a 6.5. Works in mental health. She seems to talk alot, Ill find out shortly.
Tell me about your women mothercannuckers.
i'm canadian
our women are just that... women
can't generalize... we've got retards here too
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i'm canadian
our women are just that... women
can't generalize... we've got retards here too
This.
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These are all Canadian women
90% of those girls couldn't find Canada on a map........ Of north America
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i'm canadian
our women are just that... women
can't generalize... we've got retards here too
So just be my regular cool self and there shouldnt be a problem right? If she has more than one kid, Im out.
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So just be my regular cool self and there shouldnt be a problem right? If she has more than one kid, Im out.
i agree with that... mid-30s with 1 child is manageable...
plant your seed quick... stake a claim to the vag
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Let me tell you something about Canada. Everytime the States tried to invade we kicked your ass. We even had a drunk general push you yanks all the way to the white house and we lit it on fire. In both world wars we had a tenth of the soldiers with twice as many victories. also it took the states two years to goin the wars.
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Let me tell you something about Canada. Everytime the States tried to invade we kicked your ass. We even had a drunk general push you yanks all the way to the white house and we lit it on fire. In both world wars we had a tenth of the soldiers with twice as many victories. also it took the states two years to goin the wars.
Too bad none of that matters because no one cares about Canada.
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USA is by far the most powerful military juggernaut in world history and has dominated that position for most of the last 100 years.
World War II was won by the Russians though.
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World War II was won by the Russian winter though.
Fixed.
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Fixed.
Yes that was important too.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II_casualties#Human_losses_by_country
23 million Russians died in WW2. 14% of their population. That is a humbling statistic.
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I know but she seems nice. Its not all about just looks with me anymore.
Not a 6.5, not at all...
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America is the least liked country in the world. Americans wear Canadian flags when they travel to Europe to make them look Canadian. And I dont know if you watch the news but Canada has more money than the states now. No one cares about the states. United States, United for what, you have so much obeisity, crime and rascism I cant believe they are not all trying to leave!
Too bad none of that matters because no one cares about Canada.
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Let me tell you something about Canada. Everytime the States tried to invade we kicked your ass. We even had a drunk general push you yanks all the way to the white house and we lit it on fire. In both world wars we had a tenth of the soldiers with twice as many victories. also it took the states two years to goin the wars.
that was in the war of 1812...
those were british soldiers
canada was confederated in 1867
history lesson of peace
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America is the least liked country in the world. Americans wear Canadian flags when they travel to Europe to make them look Canadian. And I dont know if you watch the news but Canada has more money than the states now. No one cares about the states. United States, United for what, you have so much obeisity, crime and rascism I cant believe they are not all trying to leave!
Again, you're opinion holds no weight because you're Canadian and no one gives a fuck about Canada.
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Canada cares about everyone else. The states only care about themselves!!
Again, you're opinion holds no weight because you're Canadian and no one gives a fuck about Canada.
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that was in the war of 1812...
those were british soldiers
canada was confederated in 1867
history lesson of peace
I've lived in Canada for the last couple years. The war of 1812 is a huge point of national pride for Canadians. When i was in high school (in the US) it was taught exactly as you described. Sure it took place (partially) in Canada but it was not described as a war between the US and Canada but between the US and Britain.
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Canada cares about everyone else. The states only care about themselves!!
Still doesn't change the fact that no one gives a shit about Canada.
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My point exactly!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Still doesn't change the fact that no one gives a shit about Canada.
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Lol lets not get started on this, canada isn`t even a real country when you get down to it. Notice how canadians are never mentioned on this site. There`s no point aside from a few from toronto, most could care less about people from the other side of the country.
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My point exactly!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Lol, touche sir, touche.
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In all honesty, Canada's close ties to the US is like a ball and chain for the Canadian economy. The Canadian gov has to stop dragging their feet and jump in bed with the Chinese already. They've got a major hard on for all those natural resources, but the Canadian gov is partly holding off in anticipation that the US will eventually recover and things will be gravy again. That's not likely to happen. China will have the worlds most powerful economy in the next decade or so. Saying that, the current Conservative gov is actually opening up somewhat to the Chinese, even considering a free trade agreement. In the meantime, Canada will continue chugging along with ~ 2.5% annual GDP growth.
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In all honesty, Canada's close ties to the US is like a ball and chain for the Canadian economy. The Canadian gov has to stop dragging their feet and jump in bed with the Chinese already. They've got a major hard on for all those natural resources, but the Canadian gov is partly holding off in anticipation that the US will eventually recover and things will be gravy again. That's not likely to happen. China will have the worlds most powerful economy in the next decade or so. Saying that, the current Conservative gov is actually opening up somewhat to the Chinese, even considering a free trade agreement. In the meantime, Canada will continue chugging along with ~ 2.5% annual GDP growth.
your understanding of global economics is similar to peanut butter's understanding of jelly
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your understanding of global economics is similar to peanut butter's understanding of jelly
lol.
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1. She's a typical British hog. Fucking desperate of you, but that behaviour is typical of chocolate men.
2. Canada is quickly being replaced by a variety of immigrants, mainly paki's.
3. White people need to wake the fuck up and start sending these immigrants back where they came from. Then you can nuke half their population back to the stone age.
4. Granted, the most beautiful women I've seen were immigrants, not purebred British loyalists.
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Canada is a great Country. Crime rates are very low. Likely due to the fact that they don't have a lot of blacks or hispanics there, unlike the US where they are literally everywhere - like rats!
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Canada is OK....Don Cherry is a bit of a dick, but Corner Gas and Trailer Park Boys were pretty funny so far as Canuck TV goes. If she didn't lose her front teeth playing pond hockey...give her a try
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What are they like? Personality etc. I've been hit up by one. 35, blonde hair, blue eyes, has kid(s) (dont know how many yet). She's a 6.5. Works in mental health. She seems to talk alot, Ill find out shortly.
Tell me about your women mothercannuckers.
That fucking pig in the pictures is a weak 3/10.
Pigfucker...... ;D
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Something about women from Quebec. Yes there is a % of undesireables, but man there are some incredible babes there. Unlike, say, Yemen...
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That fucking pig in the pictures is a weak 3/10.
Pigfucker...... ;D
I'm not here to argue her number on the rating scale but at least give me a chance to fuck her before calling me a pig fucker. You may have just cost this broad some Wiggcock. Good job buddy.
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I'm not here to argue her number on the rating scale but at least give me a chance to fuck her before calling me a pig fucker. You may have just cost this broad some Wiggcock. Good job buddy.
You stick your dick in that Polish gutter slut and I will lose what little respect I had for you.
Unless you PTPS.... ;D
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You stick your dick in that Polish gutter slut and I will lose what little respect I had for you.
Unless you PTPS.... ;D
I don't know man, my confidence is pretty shot. She's gonna have to put in alot of work now.
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I don't know man, my confidence is pretty shot. She's gonna have to put in alot of work now.
Dude.....snap out of it.
Those flat pancake tits, cottage cheese ass, 6-inch diameter gash, and a pussy that smells like Doritos corn chips is NOT the way to bust a slump. That chick will be the worst dead fish lay this side of Mike Arvilla. ;D
Get down to the Outlet Malls at E. Warm Springs Rd. and pick up on the Japanese tourists spending their Vegas vacation money.
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I'm not here to argue her number on the rating scale but at least give me a chance to fuck her before calling me a pig fucker. You may have just cost this broad some Wiggcock. Good job buddy.
As long as she has at least 40" of hipsize, i say go for it buddy.
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http://doyoulookgood.com/rank/top/gender/women
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As long as she has at least 40" of hipsize, i say go for it buddy.
Now I see why you were asking for my hipsize Kwon.
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The Great Ones Daughter
(http://thegrumpiest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/paulina-gretzky-1.jpg)
Lol :D, nails this is a great post too bad 90% of Getbig is to stupid to get the joke...
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I actually dated an Italian Canadian guy for a while. Very hot, very friendly and loved his accent.
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More pics please.
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Now I see why you were asking for my hipsize Kwon.
Why did you think i was asking for it? :D
Decent Hipsize only means one thing.
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Lol :D, nails this is a great post too bad 90% of Getbig is to stupid to get the joke...
Spent a season with 99 when I was a much younger man. Hard to believe such a total dweeb would get to score with Janet.
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Here she is.
Chunky version of Kim Basinger. Canadian bitches love to be mouthfucked. Make sure you offer or there won't be a second date.
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As long as she has at least 40" of hipsize, i say go for it buddy.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=445048.0;attach=489190;image)
Anybody that would fuck this, would fuck an ugly man.
End of story....
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I actually dated an Italian Canadian guy for a while. Very hot, very friendly and loved his cock in my ass.
Fixed
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I'm from the US but I live in Canada and this morning at the gym I saw the hottest woman I've ever seen my life, she was seriously just breathtaking and flawless in every conceivable way.
what was here ethnic heritage? i'll bet italian ;)
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ppl say switzerland has the best looking women, but i dont think so, maybe face-wise, yeah.
but best physique woman are found in nations where ppl have little money for food.
ofc youll see a hottie in canda or usa once in a while between all the fatso whales, but these will be occupied by the few with money or theyll be strippers.
good points dude
but these Polish girls are getting fatter by the year :'( :'( :'( but still not as bad as these American beach whales :D
and the itailian-swiss and french-swiss are much hotter than the geman-swiss IMHO
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Follow your dreams Wiggs - they're calling your lady ugly because they want you to stop from interbreeding.
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1. She's a typical British hog. Fucking desperate of you, but that behaviour is typical of chocolate men.
2. Canada is quickly being replaced by a variety of immigrants, mainly paki's.
3. White people need to wake the fuck up and start sending these immigrants back where they came from. Then you can nuke half their population back to the stone age.
4. Granted, the most beautiful women I've seen were immigrants, not purebred British loyalists.
Need to wake up what the fuck are you even talking about, your a complete fucking moron my friend. In canada race and shit is such a non issue.
Immigrants go to toronto and vancouver for the first part, both places were never ever trurly settled by canadians. Toronto`s all dago`s and pollocks, very few actual white canadians, and vancouver is more portlandia than canada.
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Need to wake up what the fuck are you even talking about, your a complete fucking moron my friend. In canada race and shit is such a non issue.
Immigrants go to toronto and vancouver for the first part, both places were never ever trurly settled by canadians. Toronto`s all dago`s and pollocks, very few actual white canadians, and vancouver is more portlandia than canada.
Clearly, you have no idea what you speak of. Take your anti-white venom speak elsewhere.
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Clearly, you have no idea what you speak of. Take your anti-white venom speak elsewhere.
Anti white, what the fuck are you even talking about, I live in one of the whitest parts of the fucking country. world.
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My impression every time I go to Canada = Really hot girls dating Really goofy looking guys!
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Canada per capita has wayyyy more hot chicks than the USA. Mexicans and blacks fuck it up for the US. Lots fo hot whores in Canada
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what was here ethnic heritage? i'll bet italian ;)
She had brown hair and was very tan so possibly. I did not talk to her of course because I'm a pussy.
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Go for it Wiggs, don't let Whitey (The average Getbig-poster) hold you back! :D
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My impression every time I go to Canada = Really hot girls dating Really goofy looking guys!
bingo. bodybuilders stand no chance, its really pathetic. dorks and nerds really walk a higher path when it comes to their selection of women here.
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Again, you're opinion holds no weight because you're Canadian and no one gives a fuck about Canada.
wow. ive seen teenagers with more intelligent and observant comments than that on utube lol. Canada is a BEAUTIFUL country, with a ton of culture and history and some of the nicest scenery on the planet. threat of nuclear war=usa gets it first. thats how much people care about that country (im assuming you live there)
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wow. ive seen teenagers with more intelligent and observant comments than that on utube lol. Canada is a BEAUTIFUL country, with a ton of culture and history and some of the nicest scenery on the planet. threat of nuclear war=usa gets it first. thats how much people care about that country (im assuming you live there)
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great response to the truth ::)
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people need to relax...
we're all worthless worm meat in the end
calm the fuck down and have a beer
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wow. ive seen teenagers with more intelligent and observant comments than that on utube lol. Canada is a BEAUTIFUL country, with a ton of culture and history and some of the nicest scenery on the planet. threat of nuclear war=usa gets it first. thats how much people care about that country (im assuming you live there)
Canada has been voted by aussies as the place they would most like to travel to. It's a breathtaking country.
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Here she is.
Surprise surprise.. Colarneagul looking for a vulnerable white woman to "bump his credit" ::)
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Clearly, you have no idea what you speak of. Take your anti-white venom speak elsewhere.
X2. "Portlandia" oh brother... ::)
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great response to the truth ::)
Your troll detector is broke as fuck, canuck.
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Here she is.
:-X :-X :-X you know, i hear tbombz availible this time of year. you probably wouldnt notice the difference between the two..
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Wiggs I though you had found some nice white German woman, what happened?
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What are they like? Personality etc. I've been hit up by one. 35, blonde hair, blue eyes, has kid(s) (dont know how many yet). She's a 6.5. Works in mental health. She seems to talk alot, Ill find out shortly.
Tell me about your women mothercannuckers.
Smash that hoe Wiggs!!!!! No Condomstyle
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Smash that hoe Wiggs!!!!! No Condomstyle
He might not want any lil wiggles around.
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He might not want any lil wiggles around.
Good point!!!! In that case, end with a facial
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I remember fucking a girl who had a water bed in Canada. We used to do Field exercises in Alberta Canada and when we got R&R we went on the fucking piss for 3 days. I was out there 3 times 1985,1986, 1987. The girls were OK and liked a good fuck. I always went to Calgary and had a great time. One guy went to the US and met a chic and went AWOL.. ;D never saw him again. I got arrested by the pigs in Calgary for fighting with another soldier in a street. I liked Canada, remember filling the bath in the Hotel room with ice from an ice machine in the hallway and cooling our beers. we got a bill from the hotel, because we trashed the room. 3 of us shared a room and we had some great times.
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remember filling the bath in the Hotel room with ice from an ice machine in the hallway and cooling our
Was it Hotel Mirage by any chance?
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Was it Hotel Mirage by any chance?
Why can you recommend it??
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Canada has been voted by aussies as the place they would most like to travel to. It's a breathtaking country.
vice versa i believe..
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Doesnt Montreal Canada compete with amsterdam with the best hookers on earth!?
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I know but she seems nice. Its not all about just looks with me anymore.
= I'm gay.
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Doesnt Montreal Canada compete with amsterdam with the best hookers on earth!?
It does. I have a lot of stories to tell about that.
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It does. I have a lot of stories to tell about that.
Let's hear one.
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Canada is a great Country. Crime rates are very low. Likely due to the fact that they don't have a lot of blacks or hispanics there, unlike the US where they are literally everywhere - like rats!
We have Indians though, so yes, there is crime.
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It does. I have a lot of stories to tell about that.
do tell
btw, i've fucked well over 200 different whores over the past 5 years
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We have Indians though, so yes, there is crime.
Yeah, but the crime rate is low, and the Indians don't live in residential neighborhoods, they tend to live on the reservation when they're now out begging.
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Yeah, but the crime rate is low, and the Indians don't live in residential neighborhoods, they tend to live on the reservation when they're now out begging.
Unless your in winnipeg. ::)
Irregardless they aint indian you crazy fuck tards there natives, indians are the ones that smell like curry and own all the 711s not casinos.
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Doesnt Montreal Canada compete with amsterdam with the best hookers on earth!?
What's a good prostitute like? Is it just about looks? There are good looking relatively cheap ones in Amsterdam but they get fucked by at least 20 guys every single day. :-X
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What's a good prostitute like? Is it just about looks? There are good looking relatively cheap ones in Amsterdam but they get fucked by at least 20 guys every single day. :-X
it depends on what you want and what you like
i really hate to admit this, coz i'm crazy bout ultra slim females, but one of my best fucks was with a sporty muscled gal (well developed thighs and ass)
she was a real trooper, and as i was punding her doggie-style she pushed back up on me, and after i blew my load my legs were so fucking pumped and worked fom all that pressure that they actually went limp for a few minutes as they were pumped to the max degree lol
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it depends on what you want and what you like
i really hate to admit this, coz i'm crazy bout ultra slim females, but one of my best fucks was with a sporty muscled gal (well developed thighs and ass)
she was a real trooper, and as i was punding her doggie-style she pushed back up on me, and after i blew my load my legs were so fucking pumped and worked fom all that pressure that they actually went limp for a few minutes as they were pumped to the max degree lol
He he Good Drills... ;D
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He he Good Drills... ;D
;D ;D ;D
yeah, and as i was doing her i was cursing you fellas were on this board, coz you dudes are always saying how full-figured or thicker girls are better than the twigs that i go for, and i just hate to be proven wrong >:( >:( >:( ;D
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Well I dated one and she made great money and had pornstar chest. Problem was she was kinda too socialist for me on some issues and had this liek idea she was funny and that candians in general were really funny. She said the single payer health care is outstanding in canada. She was here in usa making big money in insurance. Tom Leykis says watch out for single moms see youtube. Overall canada seems awesome. Little known fact: openbsd free opearting system is made by canadian theo de raadt.
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this topic took a turn for the worst...
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it depends on what you want and what you like
i really hate to admit this, coz i'm crazy bout ultra slim females, but one of my best fucks was with a sporty muscled gal (well developed thighs and ass)
she was a real trooper, and as i was punding her doggie-style she pushed back up on me, and after i blew my load my legs were so fucking pumped and worked fom all that pressure that they actually went limp for a few minutes as they were pumped to the max degree lol
Did you hit RAW??? Pullout???????
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Did you hit RAW??? Pullout???????
fuck no!
even though i've had more than a few of these crazyass bitches try to put it in them raw ???
even when i would be shitfaced drunk i was always sure that it didn't go in raw
but a brit bud of mine did fuck a whore raw right in front of me :o and my french bud and norway bud claimed to eat some of these whores pussies :-X
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best is you play safe with just a blow job. They sit at the side of the road here in camper vans and people just pull over and have a quick bit of head on the way home.... ;D fucking slappers. but i got to admit some are good looking..
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Let's hear one.
I was in Montreal for work and was walking down their main drag St. Catherine's street. I see a strip club ( there are hundreds on this street) and decide to go in. I get to the door and it is locked. I need to ring a bell. Then a little sliding door opens and the bouncer spies me and then opens the door. I'm like, WTF. I go in. There are stages and all but only a couple girls actually dancing. The rest are just walking around. Now these chicks are not your average skeezy stripper. They were fucking gorgeous. Like they jumped off the pages of a playboy magazine. These are the type of chicks that Bradistani loves to post photos of. Just amazing. My jaw just drops. One thing I also notice is that all of the strippers have a little key bracelet on. I grab a seat and I see this barbie doll of a stripper, she comes over and asks if I want a private dance. Of course I nod. She grabs my hand and leads me to a hallway with a long row of doors, takes me into a room and then locks the door from the inside using her bracelet key. Nice! Total 100% privacy. She starts rubbing my cock then rattles off quickly in her french accent, "$40 for handjob, $60 for blowjob and $80 for sex" I whip out a $100 and say let's go. She rips off her clothes like they were velcroed together, pulls down my pants, slaps on a condom , straddles me and goes to town. Best 35 seconds ever!
I leave the joint and start talking about it with a guy I know there and he says, "this is montreal man, all of the strip clubs are like that" Needless to say I hit many clubs the week I was there.
What still amazes me to this day is the quality of the whores. They weren't eastern european or asian sex slaves like today, but just fucking pure bread french-canadian whores.
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fuck man! Montreal here i cum ;D ;D ;D
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Doesnt Montreal Canada compete with amsterdam with the best hookers on earth!?
best everything when it comes to women.
hookers,
club girls,
hell even the soccer moms are milfs :o
you owe it to yourself to just walk the streets of downtown during the summer, or go to clubs.
you wont be disappointed! so many ethnic groups here u get a perfect mix of whatever...
A perfect 10 anywhere else in canada would be a 7.5 / 8 TOPS in MTL ;)
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I did like canada when i was there...nice people
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hmmmmm :P
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it depends on what you want and what you like
i really hate to admit this, coz i'm crazy bout ultra slim females, but one of my best fucks was with a sporty muscled gal (well developed thighs and ass)
she was a real trooper, and as i was punding her doggie-style she pushed back up on me, and after i blew my load my legs were so fucking pumped and worked fom all that pressure that they actually went limp for a few minutes as they were pumped to the max degree lol
I am 100% certain this is a story about two dudes....
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Unless your in winnipeg. ::)
Irregardless they aint indian you crazy fuck tards there natives, indians are the ones that smell like curry and own all the 711s not casinos.
yes. unfortunately both indians and the natives contribute to alot of crime here unlike the yanks which is lots of latino crime. native gangbangers and indo canadian gangsters are a big part of crime on the west coast. some awful disgusting ghettos on the reserves too. btw winnipeg is a shithole, dont go there if you dont have to.
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do tell
btw, i've fucked well over 200 different whores over the past 5 years
How do you keep the rate down and avoid get the cash and bail antics?
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I hear Canadian chicks won't go south of the border.
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Here she is.
Wiggs that chick has size queen written all over her. She's stereotyping you thinking you might have what she's looking for.
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Well I dated one and she made great money and had pornstar chest. Problem was she was kinda too socialist for me on some issues and had this liek idea she was funny and that candians in general were really funny. She said the single payer health care is outstanding in canada. She was here in usa making big money in insurance. Tom Leykis says watch out for single moms see youtube. Overall canada seems awesome. Little known fact: openbsd free opearting system is made by canadian theo de raadt.
Gayer than breaking up with a chick with big tits because she's a socialist.
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yes. unfortunately both indians and the natives contribute to alot of crime here unlike the yanks which is lots of latino crime. native gangbangers and indo canadian gangsters are a big part of crime on the west coast. some awful disgusting ghettos on the reserves too. btw winnipeg is a shithole, dont go there if you dont have to.
Yes, Winnipeg does have official shithole status.
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Yes, Winnipeg does have official shithole status.
easy women though, can meet them fresh out of the methadone clinic or their aa meetings, after they collect their social services checks of course. quality selection there lol.
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fuck no!
even though i've had more than a few of these crazyass bitches try to put it in them raw ???
even when i would be shitfaced drunk i was always sure that it didn't go in raw
but a brit bud of mine did fuck a whore raw right in front of me :o and my french bud and norway bud claimed to eat some of these whores pussies :-X
If you go in raw on a whore bad news, they will try blackmail you or maybe get a Disease.
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America is the least liked country in the world. Americans wear Canadian flags when they travel to Europe to make them look Canadian. And I dont know if you watch the news but Canada has more money than the states now. No one cares about the states. United States, United for what, you have so much obeisity, crime and rascism I cant believe they are not all trying to leave!
Agreed.
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That fucking pig in the pictures is a weak 3/10.
Pigfucker...... ;D
What a delight you are. Truly women must just be knocking down your miserable door to be with you. What happened to you...seriously.
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Let me tell you something about Canada. Everytime the States tried to invade we kicked your ass. We even had a drunk general push you yanks all the way to the white house and we lit it on fire. In both world wars we had a tenth of the soldiers with twice as many victories. also it took the states two years to goin the wars.
You LIE
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No lie!! 90% of Americans think we live in igloos and ride ski-doo's
You LIE
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At the outbreak of World War I in 1914, the United States remained neutral. Most Americans sympathized with the British and French, although many opposed intervention.[64] In 1917, the United States joined the Allies, and the American Expeditionary Forces helped to turn the tide against the Central Powers. After the war, the Senate did not ratify the Treaty of Versailles, which established the League of Nations.[65]
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The United States, effectively neutral during World War II's early stages after Nazi Germany's invasion of Poland in September 1939, began supplying materiel to the Allies in March 1941 through the Lend-Lease program. On December 7, 1941, the Empire of Japan launched a surprise attack on Pearl Harbor, prompting the United States to join the Allies against the Axis powers as well as the internment of Japanese Americans by the thousands.[
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The White House was burned by Britsh Troops in retaliation for the burning of Yorkton...
The White House was burned in the War of 1812. Dolly Madison, wife of the President, was able to save the portrait of George Washington when she ran from the building. It was rebuilt and white paint was used to cover the damage from the fire. Since then it has been called the White House.
The British invasion of Washington D.C., in the summer of 1814 was a defining moment in the coming-of-age of the United States. The British torched the capitol, the White House, and many other public builings, setting off an inferno that illuminated the countryside for miles and forced President James Madison to gallop out of town while his wife, Dolly, stayed behind to rescue a life-size portrait of George Washington from the flames.
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Canada claiming "victory" in the War of 1812 is like the US claiming victory in the French & Indian War.
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Canadian chicks dig the Wiggs.
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Canada claiming "victory" in the War of 1812 is like the US claiming victory in the French & Indian War.
exactly. it was a special event but it was 100 years ago, there were no f18's or guided missiles. people rode on horses for fck sakes.
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Nice looking little Mormon girl, Uncle Wiggs. I once dated a mormon point guard for the Utah State Lady Aggies. But O'Tre and you are the two biggest oreos ever on getbig. >:(
I'm sure Benny B and Parker are proud.
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What a delight you are. Truly women must just be knocking down your miserable door to be with you. What happened to you...seriously.
Why would I need women knocking down my door if I'm over at your house with 10-12 of my buddies pulling anal train on your mom/wife/girlfriend?
Let me put it this way "John".....I could be a miserable, Saskatchewan living, poker losing, dog abusing, welfare leaching, fat friendless fuck. Now wouldn't that just suck a big fat Nigerian dick to be that "John"?
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More delusion from a broke ass _ _ _ _ _ _.
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exactly. it was a special event but it was 100 years ago, there were no f18's or guided missiles. people rode on horses for fck sakes.
That is true as well, but what I meant was they were not "Canada, the country" in 1812, they were a British colony. Likewise the inhabitants of British America in the F&A War were not Americans, they were British.
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Unless your in winnipeg. ::)
Irregardless they aint indian you crazy fuck tards there natives, indians are the ones that smell like curry and own all the 711s not casinos.
Have you ever driven thru a reservation in The United States? Most schools will say Indian School right on the building.