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Okay you hand holding, female gymnast looking, can't bench press 100 lbs, bedwetting little Momma's boys.......the 2014 NFL season is upon us real men (that's real football for you Eurofag, Wayne Rooney worshipping, ponytail wearing non-American homos). With that said it is time for some fun and Getbag predictions.....
Here's what we are going to do to liven up this board (no homo).......predict (1) the Super Bowl Champs, (2) league MVP, and (3) pick a game of the week where two Getbaggers bet head to head on a one month "signature bet".
For example - my Predictions:
Super Bowl = Broncos
League MVP = Calvin Johnson
Week #1 Signature Bet = TBD (once two candidates step forward - I will pick the game)
Step up you slack-jawed phaggots, let's get this rolling to remove the stench of World Cup homosexuality that still lingers in the G&O!
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I have a feeling the refs are going to own the shit out of the Hawks and 49s defense as were too "physical" and "aggressive" for the modern day NFL.
I.E. Manning got knocked around too much in the Bowl, so the NFL will make sure those evil defenses tone it down a notch.
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broncos?
they lost VM moreno decker they will be lucky to win 10-12 games this year. you ould have been better off saying he colts if you like and AFC to take it all.
anyway.
new england will win the SB this year. and if they dont its only cause they got upset in the playoffs after they steamrolled thru the regular season. this is a team that has the ability to win 14-15 games this year. ef the stronges team in the afc, and prolly in the nfl.
best team in the nfc will be SEA. honourable mention to GB. they're a sleeper that will put up 12 wins.
the whole nfc east wont win as many games as GB and SEA combined.
league mvp- tom brady.
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I have a feeling the refs are going to own the shit out of the Hawks and 49s defense as were too "physical" and "aggressive" for the modern day NFL.
I.E. Manning got knocked around too much in the Bowl, so the NFL will make sure those evil defenses tone it down a notch.
Take the dick out of your mouth and predict.....Princess. ;D
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broncos?
they lost VM moreno decker they will be lucky to win 10-12 games this year. you ould have been better off saying he colts if you like and AFC to take it all.
anyway.
new england will win the SB this year. and if they dont its only cause they got upset in the playoffs after they steamrolled thru the regular season. this is a team that has the ability to win 14-15 games this year. ef the stronges team in the afc, and prolly in the nfl.
best team in the nfc will be SEA. honourable mention to GB. they're a sleeper that will put up 12 wins.
the whole nfc east wont win as many games as GB and SEA combined.
league mvp- tom brady.
Ok....good job, the Pats and Brady. Really can't go wrong there.
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Okay.....the week #1 Signature Bet game will be:
Green Bay versus Seattle
Let the smack talk and bravado begin.....any takers?
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Is this a HandEgg thread?
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Is this a HandEgg thread?
Yep.
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Is this a HandEgg thread?
Only for the guys who want to blow David Beckham.....
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Take the dick out of your mouth and predict.....Princess. ;D
going with the Hawks again.
Wilson does nothing but get better and even though weve lost some key guys i think the experience will make up for it.
Plus ive been a hawks fan since before i had a choice (dads a diehard since they became a team), so ive got to enjoy them winning while i can.
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Seahawks + my son has his first game of the season Friday (night lights) 8)
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Yep.
"Matt Hughes(Murican) schools Royce Gracie."
Ass way up in the air like he is about to take a big dick (which the Gracies are renowned for) :D
(http://www.mmaplayground.com/forums/i/pi/538088_1.jpg)
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going with the Hawks again.
Wilson does nothing but get better and even though weve lost some key guys i think the experience will make up for it.
Plus ive been a hawks fan since before i had a choice (dads a diehard since they became a team), so ive got to enjoy them winning while i can.
MVP prediction?
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Seahawks + my son has his first game of the season Friday (night lights) 8)
MVP prediction?
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I actualy like a bit murrican football , I fancy the Seahawks this season too...
Still should be stripped of the name football, there's only one football, and its the worldwide game in which you kick the ball with your foot....
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MVP prediction?
Tough one. Have to wait until a few games into the season. But off the top of my head I'm going with Wilson.
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Tough one. Have to wait until a few games into the season. But off the top of my head I'm going with Wilson.
There will be no "waiting until a few games into the season"......
One vote Russell Wilson!
(Personally I think him and Kaepernick will slump this year)
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Anyone going to step up and take the Pack in week #1?
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There will be no "waiting until a few games into the season"......
One vote Russell Wilson!
(Personally I think him and Kaepernick will slump this year)
2 for Wilson,
I'm expecting a slump as well.
That way I'm not disappointed.
Pretty much sums up the mentality of every hardcore hawks fan ever.
Mam, all the bandwagon bitces in Seattle are crazy, they get good and suddenly the whole fucking CITY is a fan, everyones yelling 'go hawks'to each other while sipping their triple white machiatto Starbucks coffee with extra cock while writing their trendy gay love story on their white iPads..
Seattle is such a city full of trendy ipster faggets, suddenly is trendy to be a hawksnfam so EVERYONE has to be super fan....
Bitches.
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Okay you hand holding, female gymnast looking, can't bench press 100 lbs, bedwetting little Momma's boys.......the 2014 NFL season is upon us real men (that's real football for you Eurofag, Wayne Rooney worshipping, ponytail wearing non-American homos). With that said it is time for some fun and Getbag predictions.....
Step up you slack-jawed phaggots, let's get this rolling to remove the stench of World Cup homosexuality that still lingers in the G&O!
Didn't you create the World Cup thread? :D
And Rooney is hardly worshipped in the UK. Most see him as being fat and over-rated. ;D
Anyway, even though I don't have a clue about American football I'll be supporting the Philadelphia Eagles since my cousin in Canada is a big fan.
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Not yet
Mr.Olympia mode. 50th anniversary baby !
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My prediction: Dallas Cowboys 3-13
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Didn't you create the World Cup thread? :D
And Rooney is hardly worshipped in the UK. Most see him as being fat and over-rated. ;D
Anyway, even though I don't have a clue about American football I'll be supporting the Philadelphia Eagles since my cousin in Canada is a big fan.
One feminine vote for the Eagles!
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Not yet
Mr.Olympia mode. 50th anniversary baby !
No fat schmoes allowed in this thread.....kill yourself tubby
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(http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article8105003.ece/alternates/w620/pg-22-fat-6-getty.jpg)
"Football" ::)
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(http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article8105003.ece/alternates/w620/pg-22-fat-6-getty.jpg)
"Football" ::)
The Victoria Beckham Fashion Tips thread can be found down in the U.K. Subforum - run along twink.
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Okay you hand holding, female gymnast looking, can't bench press 100 lbs, bedwetting little Momma's boys.......the 2014 NFL season is upon us real men (that's real football for you Eurofag, Wayne Rooney worshipping, ponytail wearing non-American homos). With that said it is time for some fun and Getbag predictions.....
Here's what we are going to do to liven up this gimmick filled cesspool of a dick loving board (no homo).......predict (1) the Super Bowl Champs, (2) league MVP, and (3) pick a game of the week where two Getbaggers bet head to head on a one month "signature bet".
For example - my Predictions:
Super Bowl = Broncos
League MVP = Calvin Johnson
Week #1 Signature Bet = TBD (once two candidates step forward - I will pick the game)
Step up you slack-jawed phaggots, let's get this rolling to remove the stench of World Cup homosexuality that still lingers in the G&O!
TldrFY
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TldrFY
I will bet you long to touch young boys inappropriately......
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I predict the Sydney Swans will win the Grand Final this year.
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I will bet you long to touch young boys inappropriately......
How much would you like to bet
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MVP : manzeel
Football champion: dallas cowboy
Hope this helps
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How much would you like to bet
One copy of the video where you bang Uncle Joon in the shitter?
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One copy of the video where you bang Uncle Joon in the shitter?
what do you thikn of my picks above?
they're the only names i could think of in your "sport"
did i do "good"?
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what do you thikn of my picks above?
they're the only names i could think of in your "sport"
did i do "good"?
Not bad for a blatant, cock-loving homosexual.... ;D
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what do you thikn of my picks above?
they're the only names i could think of in your "sport"
did i do "good"?
Aren't you from N.Y. Not a Giants or Jets fan?
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Nobody going to step up and pick the Green Bay (Fudge) Packers?
Isn't Princess L from Wisconsin?
;D
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Okay you hand holding, female gymnast looking, can't bench press 100 lbs, bedwetting little Momma's boys.......the 2014 NFL season is upon us real men (that's real football for you Eurofag, Wayne Rooney worshipping, ponytail wearing non-American homos). With that said it is time for some fun and Getbag predictions.....
Here's what we are going to do to liven up this gimmick filled cesspool of a dick loving board (no homo).......predict (1) the Super Bowl Champs, (2) league MVP, and (3) pick a game of the week where two Getbaggers bet head to head on a one month "signature bet".
For example - my Predictions:
Super Bowl = Broncos
YES GO IGGLES
League MVP = Calvin Johnson
Week #1 Signature Bet = TBD (once two candidates step forward - I will pick the game)
Step up you slack-jawed phaggots, let's get this rolling to remove the stench of World Cup homosexuality that still lingers in the G&O!
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Is the "quote" function that hard to figure out for some of you subnormal motherfuckers?
;D ;D ;D
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Nobody going to step up and pick the Green Bay (Fudge) Packers?
Isn't Princess L from Wisconsin?
;D
I'll pick them and that handlebar mustached homosexual Aaron Rodgers to win MVP
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I predict Peyton Manning will get his neck snapped by game 5...anyway my team looks like shit but Go Steelers!!
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Aren't you from N.Y. Not a Giants or Jets fan?
yes, I am from N. Y.
I am a Giants fan. And on ,,, february 17 of 2007? (no google i swear) i celebrated like a god damned mad man when the giants beat the patriots holy shit. i was at a huge superbowl party in park slope brooklyn at this really nice MILF's house (her son was all of our friend and he was away hahaha). Literally about 50 of us. She had a pull down projection screen and an actual theatre in the house
when we won
the streets ... were insane
people piled into them and were just running around brooklyn ..
it wasn't even chaos. it was like all good feelings. it was brooklyn yes but no blood was shed.
one Massachussettes license plate car was flipped.
I was fucking with chopper ridder above about my picks because I like to fuck with him. All of his posts don't suck, but I find him to be a little gay sometimes, and I imagine him to be some little angry manlet in real life.
My real picks are:
Superbowl: Pats
MVP: Brady
2nd pick would be
Superbowl: Seahawks
MVP: Megatron
My theory on why the PAts and brady will do it this year is two fold. THey are going into camp with a healthy Gronk, and a healthy receiving corp. Their defense is beast. I just have a feeling that for ALL of brady's GLORIOUS post season failures (eli manning will haunt him until he's dead) that this is his year. He won't put up numbers ilke he did in 06 07 with moss... but i mean.. that was spectacular
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yes, I am from N. Y.
I am a Giants fan. And on ,,, february 17 of 2007? (no google i swear) i celebrated like a god damned mad man when the giants beat the patriots holy shit. i was at a huge superbowl party in park slope brooklyn at this really nice MILF's house (her son was all of our friend and he was away hahaha). Literally about 50 of us. She had a pull down projection screen and an actual theatre in the house
when we won
the streets ... were insane
people piled into them and were just running around brooklyn ..
it wasn't even chaos. it was like all good feelings. it was brooklyn yes but no blood was shed.
one Massachussettes license plate car was flipped.
I was fucking with chopper ridder above about my picks because I like to fuck with him. All of his posts don't suck, but I find him to be a little gay sometimes, and I imagine him to be some little angry manlet in real life.
My real picks are:
Superbowl: Pats
MVP: Brady
2nd pick would be
Superbowl: Seahawks
MVP: Megatron
My theory on why the PAts and brady will do it this year is two fold. THey are going into camp with a healthy Gronk, and a healthy receiving corp. Their defense is beast. I just have a feeling that for ALL of brady's GLORIOUS post season failures (eli manning will haunt him until he's dead) that this is his year. He won't put up numbers ilke he did in 06 07 with moss... but i mean.. that was spectacular
"A little gay sometimes".....
I'm hurt.
;D
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I'll pick them and that handlebar mustached homosexual Aaron Rodgers to win MVP
Shit.....Aaron Rodgers for MVP is a good choice. Didn't think of him.
I think Calvin Johnson goes over 2,000 yards receiving this year and they have to give it to him.
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Is the "quote" function that hard to figure out for some of you subnormal motherfuckers?
;D ;D ;D
we prefer the term sub-human if you will.
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I predict the Sydney Swans will win the Grand Final this year.
I actually thought you'd pick Cleveland.....I figured you'd be a big fan of the Cleveland Steamers.
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I actually thought you'd pick Cleveland.....I figured you'd be a big fan of the Cleveland Steamers.
are they in the NFL?
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are they in the NFL?
I've mostly seen them mentioned in the Urban Dictionary
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cleveland+Steamer
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I've mostly seen them mentioned in the Urban Dictionary
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cleveland+Steamer
That is sordid and grotesque. Thank goodness things like that don't happen in Queensland.
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That is sordid and grotesque. Thank goodness things like that don't happen in Queensland.
Things like this.........(scale not to accurate size)?
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Okay Gentlemen.....time for the signature bet!!!!!!
Here's how it works:
One Getbagger picks one of the two teams designated in the game of the week, the second participant picks the other team. Smack talking shall be encouraged and egged on.
The bet is straight up to win, no points. The winner gets to pick what the loser uses as his signature for the next two weeks. The signature choice can be as offensive as you want.....I'd encourage that to make this more fun.
For Week #1 the game is Seattle vs Green Bay:
Rambone = has picked Green Bay
We still need someone (Coach?) to step up and take Seattle. So who has the nards to pick the Seahawks?
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Okay Gentlemen.....time for the signature bet!!!!!!
Here's how it works:
One Getbagger picks one of the two teams designated in the game of the week, the second participant picks the other team. Smack talking shall be encouraged and egged on.
The bet is straight up to win, no points. The winner gets to pick what the loser uses as his signature for the next two weeks. The signature choice can be as offensive as you want.....I'd encourage that to make this more fun.
For Week #1 the game is Seattle vs Green Bay:
Rambone = has picked Green Bay
We still need someone (Coach?) to step up and take Seattle. So who has the nards to pick the Seahawks?
Alright chopper let's make a temporary peace agreemeent i'm stepping up
Because there is no fucking way the seahawks are losing to Green bay!
I will bet $100 on that (literally, anyone wanna do this PM me and i GUARANTEE you I will pay if I lose if you do as well)
Green bay has a weak ass defensive front
They have way too many mish mashes with whaty they throw out at safety ... build some consistency. they get REAMED on the long ball
Middle linebacker? need i say more? haha
on that note... starting center (:
NOT A CHANCE green bay defeats the reigning champs in week 1 / FUckkkk that
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Alright chopper let's make a temporary peace agreemeent i'm stepping up
Because there is no fucking way the seahawks are losing to Green bay!
I will bet $100 on that (literally, anyone wanna do this PM me and i GUARANTEE you I will pay if I lose if you do as well)
Green bay has a weak ass defensive front
They have way too many mish mashes with whaty they throw out at safety ... build some consistency. they get REAMED on the long ball
Middle linebacker? need i say more? haha
on that note... starting center (:
NOT A CHANCE green bay defeats the reigning champs in week 1 / FUckkkk that
OKAY!!!!!!!!!
Week #1 Signature Bet is Set:
Green Bay = Rambone
Seattle = Var City
Okay you two......Go ahead and post up what you want the other person's signature to say for the next two weeks.
(For the record - if anyone welshes on the Signature Bet (Shitso?), Ron will be asked to put you in TO.)
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OKAY!!!!!!!!!
Week #1 Signature Bet is Set:
Green Bay = Rambone
Seattle = Var City
Okay you two......Go ahead and post up what you want the other person's signature to say for the next two weeks.
(For the record - if anyone welshes on the Signature Bet (Shitso?), Ron will be asked to put you in TO.)
Haha ok
Rambone what's your request if I lose? I'm thinking of mine gimme a couple minutes having a major caffeine crash now.. Drinking a huge coffee
Why does this thread not have more traction? Football is right around the fucking corner...
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Haha ok
Rambone what's your request if I lose? I'm thinking of mine gimme a couple minutes having a major caffeine crash now.. Drinking a huge coffee
Why does this thread not have more traction? Football is right around the fucking corner...
It will pick up once you have a signature that says, "I had Shitso's baby" for the next 2 weeks. ;D
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It will pick up once you have a signature that says, "I had Shitso's baby" for the next 2 weeks. ;D
alright i take it . verbatim
put it in writing CR haha
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alright i take it . verbatim
put it in writing CR haha
No, no......if you lose it's up to Rambone what your signature says.....he gets to pick it, not me.
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No, no......if you lose it's up to Rambone what your signature says.....he gets to pick it, not me.
Oh shit
Sorry I told you I was on caffeine crash .
Baha ok
Lemme
Think.
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OKAY!!!!!!!!!
Week #1 Signature Bet is Set:
Green Bay = Rambone
Seattle = Var City
Okay you two......Go ahead and post up what you want the other person's signature to say for the next two weeks.
(For the record - if anyone welshes on the Signature Bet (Shitso?), Ron will be asked to put you in TO.)
Haha oh shit. How'd I get sucked into this? Haha I'm going to need some time to think of a doozy of a quote. I haven't paid too much attention to the Fudgepackers this off season, so I hope Rodgers has his shit together.
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I actualy like a bit murrican football , I fancy the Seahawks this season too...
Still should be stripped of the name football, there's only one football, and its the worldwide game in which you kick the ball with your foot....
Hmm, REAL Champions League is on again :Liverpool,Real Madrid,Bayern,...................... ;D
What is this Soup Bowl ???, some Paki carry or something ::)
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Hmm, REAL Champions League is on again :Liverpool,Real Madrid,Bayern,...................... ;D
What is this Soup Bowl ???, some Paki carry or something ::)
oh i see what you did there
real clever guy
bravo
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Okay you hand holding, female gymnast looking, can't bench press 100 lbs, bedwetting little Momma's boys.......the 2014 NFL season is upon us real men (that's real football for you Eurofag, Wayne Rooney worshipping, ponytail wearing non-American homos). With that said it is time for some fun and Getbag predictions.....
Super Bowl = Broncos
Step up you slack-jawed phaggots, let's get this rolling to remove the stench of World Cup homosexuality that still lingers in the G&O!
- "real" football in tight lycra pants , ::) & "not" homo , ;D ;D ;D
- 'soup bowl' ??? , some soup making thing :)
- mega -mega fat creatures "sport" this "iron" grid ;D
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Late to thread, but Pats for AFC and SEA for NFC.
Pats win SB.
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Late to thread, but Pats for AFC and SEA for NFC.
Pats win SB.
MVP?
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Sorry the Pats have been on the decline for at least 3 yrs....i think they r in their "rebuilding" stage..
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Sorry the Pats have been on the decline for at least 3 yrs....i think they r in their "rebuilding" stage..
What are your predictions?
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MVP?
Darrelle Revis.
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Sorry the Pats have been on the decline for at least 3 yrs....i think they r in their "rebuilding" stage..
So the "rebuilding stage" for the Patriots is the AFC Championship game? The one that they lost without their best offensive weapon (Gronk)?
I'll take it.
The Patriots would have given the Seahawks a better fight in the Superbowl as well.
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Professional sports for the most part (and the NFL really is but not as much as the NBA) are totally ghetto-ized and thereby unworthy of attention by anyone with an IQ above 70. Football sucks.
You can have it. I would sooner watch paint dry. But won't. ;D
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So the "rebuilding stage" for the Patriots is the AFC Championship game? The one that they lost without their best offensive weapon (Gronk)?
I'll take it.
You don't have to rebuild when you play in the shittiest division in football for the past 14 years.
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You don't have to rebuild when you play in the shittiest division in football for the past 14 years.
QFT. A losing season in the AFC East is 10-6.
Win the division, get a first round bye, play Cincy on week 2 and boom, you're in the AFC title game.
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You don't have to rebuild when you play in the shittiest division in football for the past 14 years.
The NFC East is horrible. It has been for many years.
Just look at the Cowboys record. Mediocre.
When is the last time the Redskins have been good?
The Eagles........... 2004?
And lastly the dogshit Giants. Led by a quarterback with down syndrome. Who may actually get cut after this season.
The lord smiles on the tards.
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The NFC East is horrible. It has been for many years.
Just look at the Cowboys record. Mediocre.
When is the last time the Redskins have been good?
The Eagles........... 2004?
And lastly the dogshit Giants. Led by a quarterback with down syndrome. Who may actually get cut after this season.
The lord smiles on the tards.
Interesting, we were talking about the AFC east and that's your response.
But, I'll take the QB with "down" (dumbass) syndrome. The one that owned NE in the Super Bowl twice and was able to win the big game without the benefit of having tapes of the other teams walkthroughs. Something Brady hasn't been able to do yet.
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Interesting, we were talking about the AFC east and that's your response.
But, I'll take the QB with "down" (dumbass) syndrome. The one that owned NE in the Super Bowl twice and was able to win the big game without the benefit of having tapes of the other teams walkthroughs. Something Brady hasn't been able to do yet.
The Giants will never be a dynasty.
The Patriots had a dynasty. I know it hurts bro.
60's Packers
70's Steelers
80's 49ers
90's Cowboys
2000's Patriots
History. Deal with it :-*
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The Giants will never be a dynasty.
The Patriots had a dynasty. I know it hurts bro.
Decade old dynasties that haven't won since they were busted cheating don't really affect me.
I'll take my two more recent Super Bowls and all the context that surrounded them any day.
Imagine if it wasn't for Eli and the Giants? It could have erased all the doubt around the Cheatriots.
I know it hurts.
"bro".
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So the "rebuilding stage" for the Patriots is the AFC Championship game? The one that they lost without their best offensive weapon (Gronk)?
I'll take it.
The Patriots would have given the Seahawks a better fight in the Superbowl as well.
agreed w all this.
now they have revis, a healthy wilfork clogging up the middle, a healthy gronk and they are going back to the 3TE set that let them move the ball at will in the air.
id say its more 're built' than 'rebuilding'.
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Decade old dynasties that haven't won since they were busted cheating don't really affect me.
Busted cheating.... Lol!!! Even our Boy Bill Parcells says that every team tries to get an advantage like that. He also said that every team changes signals/playcalls every week.
That is just people butthurt at the Patriots success over the years.
Remember the recent Saints scandal? The owner of the Saints had the opposing team bugged.
Every team has tv's in the locker room, and dudes that will run out and tell the coach every bit of info they can.
"Spygate was a copout". Fyi: The Patriots went 18-0 the year the scandal came out (early in the season)
They were just good.
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Busted cheating.... Lol!!! Even our Boy Bill Parcells says that every team tries to get an advantage like that. He also said that every team changes signals/playcalls every week.
That is just people butthurt at the Patriots success over the years.
Over the years a decade ago. But the NFL took it pretty seriously, fining the coach 500k and taking away draft picks.
Remember the recent Saints scandal? The owner of the Saints had the opposing team bugged.
I'll address this if Saints fans are still acting like their team is special 10 years after they've won a SB.
"Spygate was a copout". Fyi: The Patriots went 18-0 the year the scandal came out (early in the season)
Yes, I remember that year. It was phenomenal. ;)
They were just good.
They were. But they haven't won a Super Bowl without the benefit of video taping the opposing teams' walk throughs. That's the facts surrounding this team, and it will be part of their legacy unless they prove otherwise. I actually listen to sports radio up here. Fans are aware of this.
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I got the bears vs ne in the superbowl with bears pulling the upset
Addition of santonio holmes with the other 2 beast WR and the black unicorn at TE, top 3 running back and a under rated oline and qb that was 2nd highest scoring offense last year I don't see how they don't lead the league this year in scoring with Denver losing decker. The d-line should be solid with all the additions, if the defense holds them 50% of the time bears will win based on points scoring ability alone.
CHANGE SEASON:
Points Per Game
Team Games Points Points Per Game
1 Denver Broncos 16 606 37.9
2 Chicago Bears 16 445 27.8
3 New England Patriots 16 444 27.8
4 Philadelphia Eagles 16 442 27.6
5 Dallas Cowboys 16 439 27.4
6 Cincinnati Bengals 16 430 26.9
7 Kansas City Chiefs 16 430 26.9
8 Seattle Seahawks 16 417 26.1
9 Green Bay Packers 16 417 26.1
10 New Orleans Saints 16 414 25.9
11 San Francisco 49ers 16 406 25.4
12 San Diego Chargers 16 396 24.8
13 Detroit Lions 16 395 24.7
14 Indianapolis Colts 16 391 24.4
15 Minnesota Vikings 16 391 24.4
16 Arizona Cardinals 16 379 23.7
17 Pittsburgh Steelers 16 379 23.7
18 Carolina Panthers 16 366 22.9
19 Tennessee Titans 16 362 22.6
20 Atlanta Falcons 16 353 22.1
21 St. Louis Rams 16 348 21.8
22 Buffalo Bills 16 339 21.2
23 Washington Redskins 16 334 20.9
24 Oakland Raiders 16 322 20.1
25 Baltimore Ravens 16 320 20.0
26 Miami Dolphins 16 317 19.8
27 Cleveland Browns 16 308 19.3
28 New York Giants 16 294 18.4
29 New York Jets 16 290 18.1
30 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 16 288 18.0
31 Houston Texans 16 276 17.3
32 Jacksonville Jaguars 16 247 15.4
Team Points Per Game By Season:
2013 | 2012 | 2011 | 2010 | 2009 | 2008 | 2007 | 2006 | 2005 | 2004 | 2003 | 2002 | 2001 | 2000 | 1999 | 1998 | 1997 | 1996 | 1995 | 1994 | 1993 | 1992 | 1991 | 1990 |
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I got the bears vs ne in the superbowl with bears pulling the upset
Addition of santonio holmes with the other 2 beast WR and the black unicorn at TE, top 3 running back and a under rated oline and qb that was 2nd highest scoring offense last year I don't see how they don't lead the league this year in scoring with Denver losing decker. The d-line should be solid with all the additions, if the defense holds them 50% of the time bears will win based on points scoring ability alone.
CHANGE SEASON:
Points Per Game
Team Games Points Points Per Game
1 Denver Broncos 16 606 37.9
2 Chicago Bears 16 445 27.8
3 New England Patriots 16 444 27.8
4 Philadelphia Eagles 16 442 27.6
5 Dallas Cowboys 16 439 27.4
6 Cincinnati Bengals 16 430 26.9
7 Kansas City Chiefs 16 430 26.9
8 Seattle Seahawks 16 417 26.1
9 Green Bay Packers 16 417 26.1
10 New Orleans Saints 16 414 25.9
11 San Francisco 49ers 16 406 25.4
12 San Diego Chargers 16 396 24.8
13 Detroit Lions 16 395 24.7
14 Indianapolis Colts 16 391 24.4
15 Minnesota Vikings 16 391 24.4
16 Arizona Cardinals 16 379 23.7
17 Pittsburgh Steelers 16 379 23.7
18 Carolina Panthers 16 366 22.9
19 Tennessee Titans 16 362 22.6
20 Atlanta Falcons 16 353 22.1
21 St. Louis Rams 16 348 21.8
22 Buffalo Bills 16 339 21.2
23 Washington Redskins 16 334 20.9
24 Oakland Raiders 16 322 20.1
25 Baltimore Ravens 16 320 20.0
26 Miami Dolphins 16 317 19.8
27 Cleveland Browns 16 308 19.3
28 New York Giants 16 294 18.4
29 New York Jets 16 290 18.1
30 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 16 288 18.0
31 Houston Texans 16 276 17.3
32 Jacksonville Jaguars 16 247 15.4
Team Points Per Game By Season:
2013 | 2012 | 2011 | 2010 | 2009 | 2008 | 2007 | 2006 | 2005 | 2004 | 2003 | 2002 | 2001 | 2000 | 1999 | 1998 | 1997 | 1996 | 1995 | 1994 | 1993 | 1992 | 1991 | 1990 |
Bears for Champs
Who you got for MVP?
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I'm a Steelers fan and I know they suck now but at least I got to see them win two Superbowls in my lifetime (so far).....i don't think Peyton is gonna get as much "love" as he got last year...i think a mediocre team will win the AFC..Maybe the Bengals or the Chiefs...The Pats got no running game ....Although Green-Ellis just got cut maybe they can get him back...Brady has to put up a lot of points cause the D sucks.....p.s.. didn't they Draft a QB?.... (decline).....NFL I really don't care but the Seahawks didn't really lose any players...but now Sherman has the Madden curse ;D...who knows...Everyone says watch out for Arizona haha......I also think your #32 team Jacksonville will have a great season......hope this helps..
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Darrelle Revis.
Interesting
He was in the wrong system last year
And he still played VERY well. Not the island he once was
But you know what they say bout knee injuries (if ur not AP)
2 seasons recovery
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Anyone with me on megatron winning MVP ...
Any thoughts on where lions finish with w-L?
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Anyone with me on megatron winning MVP ...
Any thoughts on where lions finish with w-L?
Read the first post you jism ice cube.....
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Read the first post you jism ice cube.....
in the freezer,
I would be in one of the extra large ice cube trays. The ones for cocktails and shit
Not a normal ice cube tray. They would be there too, the smaller Ice cubes
They'd ask me for advices
As one of the bigger ice cubes there
I don't blame them
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Gentlemen.....
Let's get the signature bets lined up - we are about to start the NFL season!!!!!!
Yes!!!!!!
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OKAY!!!!!!!!!
Week #1 Signature Bet is Set:
Green Bay = Rambone
Seattle = Var City
Okay you two......Go ahead and post up what you want the other person's signature to say for the next two weeks.
(For the record - if anyone welshes on the Signature Bet (Shitso?), Ron will be asked to put you in TO.)
Okay, football fans, we are less than 2 days away.
Two men enter, one man leaves wearing the Nick Toscani sunscreen on his face.
Rambone (Packers) versus Var City (Seattle)......it's time to state the signature bet!
What shall it be boys?
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Busted cheating.... Lol!!! Even our Boy Bill Parcells says that every team tries to get an advantage like that. He also said that every team changes signals/playcalls every week.
That is just people butthurt at the Patriots success over the years.
Remember the recent Saints scandal? The owner of the Saints had the opposing team bugged.
Every team has tv's in the locker room, and dudes that will run out and tell the coach every bit of info they can.
"Spygate was a copout". Fyi: The Patriots went 18-0 the year the scandal came out (early in the season)
They were just good.
Yep even jimmy Johnson acknowledged that every team does it
Always the same people that hate the patriots keep saying "cheating" ::)
Gets old and tiresome blah blah blah
Yeah even after the scandal they managed to have kept their winning streak going and even made the SB in 2012.... Yeah it was bc of spygate that kept them from winning that one ::) give me a break . Gronk was out and their defense blew the lead for them
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Yep even jimmy Johnson acknowledged that every team does it
Always the same people that hate the patriots keep saying "cheating" ::)
Gets old and tiresome blah blah blah
Yeah even after the scandal they managed to have kept their winning streak going and even made the SB in 2012.... Yeah it was bc of spygate that kept them from winning that one ::) give me a break . Gronk was out and their defense blew the lead for them
What they did in New Orleans was way worse. Bugging the opposing teams dressing room should have darn near cost that owner his team.
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official signature if i win for Rambone
"I got faceFucked by Shizzo until my throat bled blood cum-goop + AIDS! :)"
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official signature if i win for Rambone
"I got faceFucked by Shizzo until my throat bled blood cum-goop + AIDS! :)"
A very good first entry...... ;D
Rambone, you are up Sir!
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Just PMd ram
I want to see the signatures before I get ready to watch the game (i'm gonna make it basically an all day event, leave work early, bring vodka to work possibly even and cocaine definitely)
i already have $500 on the seahawks straight up with a friend who is adamant not only will greenbay win this game but win the superbowl...
so let's just say i have a lot of attention on this game. and a LOT of shit talking will happen through it. on getbig and in person.. i will be raging.
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Var's will be "Proud supporter of Michael Sam, ISIS, and Nick Toscani muscle porn"
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yes, I am from N. Y.
I am a Giants fan. And on ,,, february 17 of 2007? (no google i swear) i celebrated like a god damned mad man when the giants beat the patriots holy shit. i was at a huge superbowl party in park slope brooklyn at this really nice MILF's house (her son was all of our friend and he was away hahaha). Literally about 50 of us. She had a pull down projection screen and an actual theatre in the house
when we won
the streets ... were insane
people piled into them and were just running around brooklyn ..
it wasn't even chaos. it was like all good feelings. it was brooklyn yes but no blood was shed.
one Massachussettes license plate car was flipped.
I was fucking with chopper ridder above about my picks because I like to fuck with him. All of his posts don't suck, but I find him to be a little gay sometimes, and I imagine him to be some little angry manlet in real life.
My real picks are:
Superbowl: Pats
MVP: Brady
2nd pick would be
Superbowl: Seahawks
MVP: Megatron
My theory on why the PAts and brady will do it this year is two fold. THey are going into camp with a healthy Gronk, and a healthy receiving corp. Their defense is beast. I just have a feeling that for ALL of brady's GLORIOUS post season failures (eli manning will haunt him until he's dead) that this is his year. He won't put up numbers ilke he did in 06 07 with moss... but i mean.. that was spectacular
Eli's done. Eagles will win the division again.
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I thought Indy might take it this year but in preseason games with the first unit out they looked out of synch. Luck was making horrible throws. Bears???? HAHAHAHA fucking Cutler is a head case and can't take the pressure of a full season with playoffs. I hate Seattle but they looked fucking amazing and in synch. If they don't suffer any injuries its all theirs.
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Yep even jimmy Johnson acknowledged that every team does it
Always the same people that hate the patriots keep saying "cheating" ::)
Gets old and tiresome blah blah blah
Yeah even after the scandal they managed to have kept their winning streak going and even made the SB in 2012.... Yeah it was bc of spygate that kept them from winning that one ::) give me a break . Gronk was out and their defense blew the lead for them
Regardless, they haven't won since they were busted cheating. And the difference in the SB they won were all less than a TD.
No matter how fans try to justify it, it's part of their history.
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Regardless, they haven't won since they were busted cheating. And the difference in the SB they won were all less than a TD.
No matter how fans try to justify it, it's part of their history.
That's a stupid thing to say "regardless they haven't won since...." ::) who cares if they won by less than a TD that's irrelevant, so what's your point?
My point is the "cheating" that all these sheeps keep regurgitating is BS, look at the pats records and they have been competitive for how long even after?
U know how hard it is to win a SB??
Okay! Cowboys haven't won since 95, niners since 94! How many others haven't won?? Guess they were all cheating going by your analogy ::)
Btw I'm not even a Pats fan
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That's a stupid thing to say "regardless they haven't won since" ::)
My point is the "cheating" that all these sheeps keep regurgitating is BS, look at the pats records and they have been competitive for how long even after?
U know how hard it is to win a SB??
Okay! C
It's not stupid. It's fact.
Nobody's denying the Pats have still been competitive, although they are greatly helped by playing in a division that has sucked overall for the last 14 years. They have a great coach, a HoF QB, draft well, etc.
But when you break it down, they won 3 SB by less than a TD with the benefit of seeing the other teams first 20-25 plays. They lost two SB by less than a TD without it. Pats fans up here combat this by dismissing it as nonsense. But to rational people it gives pause. Can it be proven to have affected the game? No. But it still happened as is part of the Patriot's history and part of their reputation.
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Lol how is tha NFC East doing? The Cowboys have been a .500 team for over a decade.
The Eagles an Giants are bi-polar, and the Redskins have not been a real threat in years.
The NFC East is a shell of its former self.
Grape Ape would have you believe that the east is a juggernaut.
In reality, its been about who has sucked the least wins the division.
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Lol how is tha NFC East doing? The Cowboys have been a .500 team for over a decade.
The Eagles an Giants are bi-polar, and the Redskins have not been a real threat in years.
The NFC East is a shell of its former self.
Grape Ape would have you believe that the east is a juggernaut.
In reality, its been about who has sucked the least wins the division.
It's prob the worst they have all looked in the history of that division ;D
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Lol how is tha NFC East doing? The Cowboys have been a .500 team for over a decade.
The Eagles an Giants are bi-polar, and the Redskins have not been a real threat in years.
The NFC East is a shell of its former self.
Grape Ape would have you believe that the east is a juggernaut.
In reality, its been about who has sucked the least wins the division.
The NFC east has nothing to do with the Patriots easy division or tainted legacy.
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The NFC east has nothing to do with the Patriots easy division or tainted legacy.
You have to have a legacy to have it tainted ;)
Besides, did you forget that the Jets made it to two AFC championship games a few years ago?
When is the last time an NFC East team went to the championship game?
Eagles in 2004?
You could argue on that stat alone that the AFC East is a more competetive division.
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You have to have a legacy to have it tainted ;)
Besides, did you forget that the Jets made it to two AFC championship games a few years ago?
When is the last time an NFC East team went to the championship game?
Eagles in 2004?
You could argue on that stat alone that the AFC East is a more competetive division.
It was actually 2012 ;)
And before that the eagles made it there in 2008 I believe??
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It was actually 2012 ;)
I meant besides the Giants. 8)
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I meant besides the Giants. 8)
I corrected my post but the eagles made it to the championship game against Arizona in 2008
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You have to have a legacy to have it tainted ;)
Besides, did you forget that the Jets made it to two AFC championship games a few years ago?
When is the last time an NFC East team went to the championship game?
Eagles in 2004?
You could argue on that stat alone that the AFC East is a more competetive division.
If you're proud of your decade old tainted legacy, that's fine. Nobody can take that away from you.
If you want to argue that the AFC is/has been competitive, you can do that too. You should call sports radio up here and make that argument. See how many of your fellow Pats fans agree.
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The AFC east is the door mat for the NFC east , just ask the bills and pats last two SB's :D
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Var's will be "Proud supporter of Michael Sam, ISIS, and Nick Toscani muscle porn"
Nice.....as a group we should abuse the media leaching on Michael Sam more.
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The AFC east is the door mat for the NFC east , just ask the bills and pats last two SB's :D
Now you are going back 20+ years ;D
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Nice.....as a group we should abuse the media leaching on Michael Sam more.
Just great! Michael Sam coming to dallas , means I'm gonna hear about him all over tv here :-\
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Now you are going back 20+ years ;D
Naw I just think its hysterical that the bills went to 4 straight SB's and lost all of them to NFC east teams ;D
But u don't have to go back that far look at 2007 and 2012 ;)
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Naw I just think its hysterical that the bills went to 4 straight SB's and lost all of them to NFC east teams ;D
But u don't have to go back that far look at 2007 and 2012 ;)
it was the 2011 season. The Giants were 2011 champs.
Thats how you say it. It goes by the season.
Must be a Cowboys fan ::) :D
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Okay you hand holding, female gymnast looking, can't bench press 100 lbs, bedwetting little Momma's boys.......the 2014 NFL season is upon us real men (that's real football for you Eurofag, Wayne Rooney worshipping, ponytail wearing non-American homos). With that said it is time for some fun and Getbag predictions.....
ChopperRider doing the tough talk oh boy ::)
As intimidating as this Chihuahua's hairline.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yesOMCi9rxw/UaF1MK-6EyI/AAAAAAAADKM/876bK0zATeA/s1600/Funny-Chihuahua-Cute.jpg)
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If i ever come to the US i will go to a South Carolina Cocks Game. I am now a Fan...
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ChopperRider doing the tough talk oh boy ::)
As intimidating as this Chihuahua's hairline.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yesOMCi9rxw/UaF1MK-6EyI/AAAAAAAADKM/876bK0zATeA/s1600/Funny-Chihuahua-Cute.jpg)
Your subforum.......about 5 down.
Fuck off there.
Now.
Kunt.
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If i ever come to the US i will go to a South Carolina Cocks Game. I am now a Fan...
Gamecocks Donny.....
You're out of your element.
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G&O is overrun by losers like yourself....solid US posters here need back up from the UK to maintain a healthy balance.
Toss my salad
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G&O is overrun by losers like yourself....solid US posters here need back up from the UK to maintain a healthy balance.
Toss my salad
This Chopper Guy seems very bitter. Did he not want to be a mod ? maybe jealous of other people on here. I have never seen him write any Bodybuilding related material.
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This Chopper Guy seems very bitter. Did he not want to be a mod ? maybe jealous of other people on here. I have never seen him write any Bodybuilding related material.
He just writes lots of asshole material.
Another bipolar muchacho from across the pond who keeps forgetting to take his meds.
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He just writes lots of asshole material.
Another bipolar muchacho from across the pond who keeps forgetting to take his meds.
"chopper" is the right handle for him...
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Lol how is tha NFC East doing? The Cowboys have been a .500 team for over a decade.
The Eagles an Giants are bi-polar, and the Redskins have not been a real threat in years.
The NFC East is a shell of its former self.
Grape Ape would have you believe that the east is a juggernaut.
In reality, its been about who has sucked the least wins the division.
Shizzo, the AFC East sucks. Even the Patriots got their ass handed to them by the Broncos in the playoffs.
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He just writes lots of asshole material.
Another bipolar muchacho from across the pond who keeps forgetting to take his meds.
Who says "across the pond"?
I mean, except for phaggots who take black cock up their shitter, what other kind of pansy says that?
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This Chopper Guy seems very bitter. Did he not want to be a mod ? maybe jealous of other people on here. I have never seen him write any Bodybuilding related material.
Donny.....you should stop now before I turn my full attention on you.
Really, quit while you're behind, because this will not end well for you.
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Donny.....you should stop now before I turn my full attention on you.
Really, quit while you're behind, because this will not end well for you.
shut up before i bitch slap you on here.
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shut up before i bitch slap you on here.
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These Kids are so funny at times.
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Awwwww......how cute!
You've come running (white knighting) to your boyfriend's defense.
You're going to get an extra vigorous handjob from old Danny boy when you get home from work tonight.
Phaggot.
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it was the 2011 season. The Giants were 2011 champs.
Thats how you say it. It goes by the season.
Must be a Cowboys fan ::) :D
U mad brah?
San Francisco 49ers!!!
Yes I know but u the dumb ass who thinks the AFC east is tougher than NFC east
No wonder every one hates u on here :D
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The AFC East has sucked the past few years. I should know. I'm a Bills fan and we always suck cock, Dolphins always disappoint, and the Jets think they're going to win the SB every year and have looked worse every year since their last playoff appearance.
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The AFC East has sucked the past few years. I should know. I'm a Bills fan and we always suck cock, Dolphins always disappoint, and the Jets think they're going to win the SB every year and have looked worse every year since their last playoff appearance.
True, but the NFC East fans are also blind. This ain't your daddy's NFC East.
It's filled with mediocre teams. The only good part about it, is that someone has to win it.
Now tell me why the Patriots dominance of the AFC East is a knock against them?
Good teams beat up on inferior competition.
Which means there have not been standout teams in the NFC East.
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True, but the NFC East fans are also blind. This ain't your daddy's NFC East.
It's filled with mediocre teams. The only good part about it, is that someone has to win it.
Now tell me why the Patriots dominance of the AFC East is a knock against them?
Good teams beat up on inferior competition.
Which means there have not been standout teams in the NFC East.
I agree that the NFC East is overrated. Probably doesn't help that they get so much publicity since they're all large market teams.
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I agree that the NFC East is overrated. Probably doesn't help that they get so much publicity since they're all large market teams.
They can't be that overrated if they have been competitive for decades, has the most SB titles of any division
They only really sucked these couple of years
Again I'm not a fan of the teams in that division but they have been the toughest for a long time
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They can't be that overrated if they have been competitive for decades, has the most SB titles of any division
They only really sucked these couple of years
Again I'm not a fan of the teams in that division but they have been the toughest for a long time
Toughest?
Cowboys: a .500 team since Jerry Jones had real teeth
Redskins: ::)
Eagles: Nothing to be feared
Giants: They started 0-6 last year, and still had a late season chance to win the division ::)
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Now tell me why the Patriots dominance of the AFC East is a knock against them?
Who said it's a knock. It's just a fact that the Pats benefit from playing in a division that has sucked for the past 14 years. You'd think they'd be able to squeak one untainted title out of it. And they would have, if it wasn't for Eli and the Giants.
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Who said it's a knock. It's just a fact that the Pats benefit from playing in a division that has sucked for the past 14 years. You'd think they'd be able to squeak one untainted title out of it. And they would have, if it wasn't for Eli and the Giants.
Oh CalvinH. You know how to pull my strings (no homo) ;)
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Oh CalvinH. You know how to pull my strings (no homo) ;)
Shitso positioning himself for an early season Signature Bet!!!!!
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Its just history..Pats are living on past glory. Doesn't mean they aren't very good...but they arent great anymore. 2 ....3 years, Brady's done, and that will be a wrap. Nothing lasts forever
Giants have more recent success, and Eli Manning basically fucked Brady's wife on the 50 yard line twice now
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Its just history..Pats are living on past glory. Doesn't mean they aren't very good...but they arent great anymore. 2 ....3 years, Brady's done, and that will be a wrap. Nothing lasts forever
Giants have more recent success, and Eli Manning basically fucked Brady's wife on the 50 yard line twice now
Both the Giants and the Patriots have storied franchises. My dad's favorite team is the Giants. Trust me, he lets me hear about it all of the time :D
I actually don't mind the Giants, except when they play the Patriots >:(
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Toughest?
Cowboys: a .500 team since Jerry Jones had real teeth
Redskins: ::)
Eagles: Nothing to be feared
Giants: They started 0-6 last year, and still had a late season chance to win the division ::)
Reading comprehension really isn't your thing dipshit
I said NFC east throughout history has been the toughest division and most competitive but over the past couple of yrs they suck
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Who said it's a knock. It's just a fact that the Pats benefit from playing in a division that has sucked for the past 14 years. You'd think they'd be able to squeak one untainted title out of it. And they would have, if it wasn't for Eli and the Giants.
I agree with u on this
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I agree with u on this
Sucked for the past 14 years? The Jets made 2 straight championship games ???
I n fact it not uncommon for the Dolphins, Jets, or Bills to beat the Patriots.
That is called competition.
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Sucked for the past 14 years? The Jets made 2 straight championship games ???
I n fact it not uncommon for the Dolphins, Jets, or Bills to beat the Patriots.
That is called competition.
No it's called knowing your division, yeah every team in every division plays each other twice every season , of course they are going to get a win here and there with one another
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No it's called knowing your division, yeah every team in every division plays each other twice every season , of course they are going to get a win here and there with one another
49ers are probably going to have a down year. The defense lost some key free agents as well as bomb threats and a woman beater.
Plus no Bowman :-\ They better score 25+ a game to have a chance.
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They can't be that overrated if they have been competitive for decades, has the most SB titles of any division
They only really sucked these couple of years
Again I'm not a fan of the teams in that division but they have been the toughest for a long time
I'm not talking about decades. I just meant recently. Definitely a great division in terms of overall NFL history and Super Bowls
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49ers are probably going to have a down year. The defense lost some key free agents as well as bomb threats and a woman beater.
Plus no Bowman :-\ They better score 25+ a game to have a chance.
:'( first game should be ok against the cowboys , Seattle looks to win that division again. Arizona coming around , 10-6 last season and didn't even make play offs
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^ 9ers are in trouble. I think dal covers the 5 and mite win out rite just because kap can't score and is grossly over rated. Romo always plays well at home and prob just keeps putting up points 9ers won't be able to keep up. That D is a shell of the one that lost in the SB goldston and Whitner both got paid and are gone. I would of paid them both before kap. Bowman was their most dominate player and his knee blew up,even if he comes back avg this year at best. Best pass rusher smith out half the season prob all next year when he fucks up again since he does every couple months. Then we have McDonald, smacked a bitch up in perfect timing for goodells sacrificial lamb ceremony. This will be a ray rice make up and a warning shot for the rest of the league. That's half the defense that went to the SB.
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-san-francisco-49ers-1625046485
Michael:
Our quarterback is a game of blackjack. There is always the possibility of hitting 21 but it's more likely that he busts when it's first and goal from the five in the Super Bowl, or when he is driving against the most unlikeable team this side of Ferguson PD Softball for another shot at a championship. Our running back is too accomplished to bench but too slow to win a middle school track meet. Our best defensive player's leg snapped in half and won't be back until we are at least 2 games behind the Seahawks. Our young defensive stud is about to be suspended for maybe 8 games and couldn't go through an airport security line sober enough to not yell "bomb" like a fucking six-year-old with conduct disorder. Our front office's plan for the secondary this offseason was, "Let's get way worse."
The real reason we suck are the fans. I am a 24 year old Niner fan, and whenever my roommate, who is a Seahawk fan and therefore the absolute worst right now, mentions the Super Bowl last year, I point out how historic and wonderful my Niners are. To be clear, I was 5 during the last Super Bowl they won and have lived most of my life watching them fail miserably.
The older Niner fans are even worse. These are people that watched Joe Montana crush, so when it comes to quarterbacking they still believe that innocent white Alex Smith is better than Kaepernick. Kaepernick has his flaws, but at least he can grip a ball in the rain and win a 12-year-old punt pass and kick competition. These people see tattoos on a quarterback and in true San Francisco fashion are able to come up with more entrepreneurial ways to say ,"He's too black to WIN!"
Fuck Richard Sherman, but really fuck the Niners for making him a thing.
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WHAT'S RAMBONE'S SIGNATURE SHOULD I LOSE?
I see too many fuckin shizzo posts on this page not reading through all this to find it.
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Var's will be "Proud supporter of Michael Sam, ISIS, and Nick Toscani muscle porn"
Var's sig if he loses.....
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official signature if i win for Rambone
"I got faceFucked by Shizzo until my throat bled blood cum-goop + AIDS! :)"
here
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Bodybuilding related. Heard this on ESPN radio Colin Cowherd about a month ago. Chip Kelly has got the Eagles on on a diet and conditioning program unlike any others in the NFL. He will not divulge anymore info than that. All of his O lineman go between 310 and 315 or so so that they can run the Offensive scheme and plays as fast as possible. Love, Chip Kelly guy thinks out of the box.
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Peter king just said on preseason kickoff show that a league official called all nfl teams begging them to sign gay sam to to their practice squad ::)
Wonder if they did that for a straight player as well
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^ 9ers are in trouble. I think dal covers the 5 and mite win out rite just because kap can't score and is grossly over rated. Romo always plays well at home and prob just keeps putting up points 9ers won't be able to keep up. That D is a shell of the one that lost in the SB goldston and Whitner both got paid and are gone. I would of paid them both before kap. Bowman was their most dominate player and his knee blew up,even if he comes back avg this year at best. Best pass rusher smith out half the season prob all next year when he fucks up again since he does every couple months. Then we have McDonald, smacked a bitch up in perfect timing for goodells sacrificial lamb ceremony. This will be a ray rice make up and a warning shot for the rest of the league. That's half the defense that went to the SB.
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-san-francisco-49ers-1625046485
Michael:
Our quarterback is a game of blackjack. There is always the possibility of hitting 21 but it's more likely that he busts when it's first and goal from the five in the Super Bowl, or when he is driving against the most unlikeable team this side of Ferguson PD Softball for another shot at a championship. Our running back is too accomplished to bench but too slow to win a middle school track meet. Our best defensive player's leg snapped in half and won't be back until we are at least 2 games behind the Seahawks. Our young defensive stud is about to be suspended for maybe 8 games and couldn't go through an airport security line sober enough to not yell "bomb" like a fucking six-year-old with conduct disorder. Our front office's plan for the secondary this offseason was, "Let's get way worse."
The real reason we suck are the fans. I am a 24 year old Niner fan, and whenever my roommate, who is a Seahawk fan and therefore the absolute worst right now, mentions the Super Bowl last year, I point out how historic and wonderful my Niners are. To be clear, I was 5 during the last Super Bowl they won and have lived most of my life watching them fail miserably.
The older Niner fans are even worse. These are people that watched Joe Montana crush, so when it comes to quarterbacking they still believe that innocent white Alex Smith is better than Kaepernick. Kaepernick has his flaws, but at least he can grip a ball in the rain and win a 12-year-old punt pass and kick competition. These people see tattoos on a quarterback and in true San Francisco fashion are able to come up with more entrepreneurial ways to say ,"He's too black to WIN!"
Fuck Richard Sherman, but really fuck the Niners for making him a thing.
Romo always get shit but tbh I would take him in a heartbeat over Kaepernick any day
Kap just looks like the kind of guy that will do something stupid before the season is over and get himself suspended
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Ha ha clinton dicks
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Man, Sherrod sucks cock!
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I'm trying to get a head start by putting up my sweet, new sig up and it says I have a 1 character max for some reason. What's the deal?
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I'm trying to get a head start by putting up my sweet, new sig up and it says I have a 1 character max for some reason. What's the deal?
Then add it as a tagline at the bottom of your posts for the next two weeks.
*Signature Bet Lost 09-04-2014: blah, blah, blah......
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Ha ha clinton dicks
You beat me to it. ;D
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The secret of all victory lies in the organization of the non obvious.
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I'm trying to get a head start by putting up my sweet, new sig up and it says I have a 1 character max for some reason. What's the deal?
Just put it under your avatar
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Just put it under your avatar
It doesn't fit, so I'm copy and pasting. I'm proudly wearing this sig like a salty badge of Var cum on my chin #nohomo
*Signature Bet Lost 09-04-2014: I got faceFucked by Shizzo until my throat bled blood cum-goop + AIDS! :)*
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It doesn't fit, so I'm copy and pasting. I'm proudly wearing this sig like a salty badge of Var cum on my chin #nohomo
*Signature Bet Lost 09-04-2014: I got faceFucked by Shizzo until my throat bled blood cum-goop + AIDS! :)*
I have asked OMR if he can contact The Great Ronaldo to have the signatures lengthened beyond one character.
You're a good sport about this.....the Seahawks looked like a prime Mike Tyson last night. No one is going to want them on the schedule.
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I have asked OMR if he can contact The Great Ronaldo to have the signatures lengthened beyond one character.
You're a good sport about this.....the Seahawks looked like a prime Mike Tyson last night. No one is going to want them on the schedule.
Us seattlites finally getting a team worth a shit. Hell, its only been 40-some odd years, its about time.
As a longtime hawks fan though, im always ready for them to blow a 40pt lead in the 4th quarter.
Ill never feel comfortable in a lead, ever.
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Us seattlites finally getting a team worth a shit. Hell, its only been 40-some odd years, its about time.
As a longtime hawks fan though, im always ready for them to blow a 40pt lead in the 4th quarter.
Ill never feel comfortable in a lead, ever.
We might have to exclude them from the Signature Bet pool for the rest of the season...... ;D
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It doesn't fit, so I'm copy and pasting. I'm proudly wearing this sig like a salty badge of Var cum on my chin #nohomo
*Signature Bet Lost 09-04-2014: I got faceFucked by Shizzo until my throat bled blood cum-goop + AIDS! :)*
You used your teeth too much.
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Who is willing to go against me this week?
I will pick my Patriots to win against the Dolphins.
Any takers?
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Who is willing to go against me this week?
I will pick my Patriots to win against the Dolphins.
Any takers?
I pick the fucking games and the betters phaggot, not you.
Sit down, shut the fuck up, you'll get your turn when the Pats play someone good.
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I pick the fucking games and the betters phaggot, not you.
Sit down, shut the fuck up, you'll get your turn when the Pats play someone good.
You must not know football son. The Dolphins beat the Patriots in Miami last year. They also went up big in New England, until a late rally by the Pats.
A true Getbigger takes a week 1, Patriots vs. Dolphins in Miami.
I am scared.
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Was it me or was the game just boring last night? NFL seems watered down lately. Too many commericals, stupid ref calls and just bad football.
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You must not know football son. The Dolphins beat the Patriots in Miami last year. They also went up big in New England, until a late rally by the Pats.
A true Getbigger takes a week 1, Patriots vs. Dolphins in Miami.
I am scared.
What part of "shut the fuck up" confuses you?
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You must not know football son. The Dolphins beat the Patriots in Miami last year. They also went up big in New England, until a late rally by the Pats.
A true Getbigger takes a week 1, Patriots vs. Dolphins in Miami.
I am scared.
Saving you for Pats vs Giants!!!!!!!
Fuckface. ;D
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not reading whole thread but..................... ............
SEAHAWKS BABY
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not reading whole thread but..................... ............
SEAHAWKS BABY
Seahawks looked good. I thought SF and AZ might play them tough, but I don't think so anymore.
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Seahawks looked good. I thought SF and AZ might play them tough, but I don't think so anymore.
San Fran is the 1 team that scares me every time
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Seahawks looked good. I thought SF and AZ might play them tough, but I don't think so anymore.
They're always great at home, lets see they do on the road.
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Sorry to Rambone
This was a bone for me
I saw you picked green bay and nobody took Seahawks yet... Couldn't believe it
You're a good sport tho man it was a boring game Cause Rogers didn't throw at Sherman (or anywhere outside of 5 yards from LOS on right side of field for that matter).
It's reminding me of 2009
Revis (Sherman is)
I personally think Seahawks should be out of pool for year and we definitely shouldn't let it be a sig game w them involved for 6
Weeks
They're like a madden X HOf team (not the talent,
The collective execution)
They were toying with mccarthy's schemes ("maybe we can get Sherman to
Go to the left to leave his comfort zone! " Haha idiot.
Their cover 3 system is built to NEVER adapt even on "full" blitz Sherman hangs as the , technically transitioning into a free safety roaming on the right ). You can't break them
And shizzo pipe down slut
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Bodybuilding related. Heard this on ESPN radio Colin Cowherd about a month ago. Chip Kelly has got the Eagles on on a diet and conditioning program unlike any others in the NFL. He will not divulge anymore info than that. All of his O lineman go between 310 and 315 or so so that they can run the Offensive scheme and plays as fast as possible. Love, Chip Kelly guy thinks out of the box.
I don't think this ends well though
His thinking outside the box is praised
But really the consummate end game in the nfl- Super Bowl win- is very very hard to attain
I doubt he keeps his job at eagles for over 3 years
Because with that fan base and these expectations he needs to get to 2nd round
Eagles will never get to second round in next five years at least
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I don't think this ends well though
His thinking outside the box is praised
But really the consummate end game in the nfl- Super Bowl win- is very very hard to attain
I doubt he keeps his job at eagles for over 3 years
Because with that fan base and these expectations he needs to get to 2nd round
Eagles will never get to second round in next five years at least
As a long time Eagles fan all I can say is we will see. The defense needs to be better to get further into the playoffs.
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As a long time Eagles fan all I can say is we will see. The defense needs to be better to get further into the playoffs.
I respect that view 100% and let me put it this way: i don't think there's a single fringe team as enticing as the eagles to me. People talk about the cowboys but this year they will NOT make the playoffs (speaking of fringe teams not in terms of playoffs but in terms of "how good are they really? Are they truly formidable?")
Cowboys: NO
Panthers: NO
Eagles: MAYBE and we have to remember that before week 1 even began,
We all know the eagles have their ticket to the playoffs in hand.. A product of a weak fuckig division that's coming from a life long giants can
But maybe they have substance? Maybe the D will improve, maybe Chip is really a genius
I'm watching closely. Good luck this year . The giants are too disappointing for me to keep on breaking walls after losses I just watch for the first Eli interception face then usually turn it off
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Who is willing to go against me this week?
I will pick my Patriots to win against the Dolphins.
Any takers?
Shit fuck......Joon jerking off a bobcat in a phone booth.
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I respect that view 100% and let me put it this way: i don't think there's a single fringe team as enticing as the eagles to me. People talk about the cowboys but this year they will NOT make the playoffs (speaking of fringe teams not in terms of playoffs but in terms of "how good are they really? Are they truly formidable?")
Cowboys: NO
Panthers: NO
Eagles: MAYBE and we have to remember that before week 1 even began,
We all know the eagles have their ticket to the playoffs in hand.. A product of a weak fuckig division that's coming from a life long giants can
But maybe they have substance? Maybe the D will improve, maybe Chip is really a genius
I'm watching closely. Good luck this year . The giants are too disappointing for me to keep on breaking walls after losses I just watch for the first Eli interception face then usually turn it off
It's a shame the Giant's suck. Eagles and Giants have the longest, best rivalry in NFL. Not to mention used to be the best division in football.
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It's a shame the Giant's suck. Eagles and Giants have the longest, best rivalry in NFL. Not to mention used to be the best division in football.
Respect man
I agree
It's a shame
At least your team isn't so disparaging it's difficult
To watch
You guys have a promising future
We really are in no man's land
Trust me: I miss the rivalry
I miss taking amtrak to Philly in my
Giants gear and all the funny trash talk (no fights
Ever just talk)
I love goin to giants games and watching 2
Or 3 Philly fans together try to pop off
With 100 of us (again no fights,
Just good
Fun).
Now it's crickets
For us at least
We r laughing stock of nfl
From
GM
Down to QB despite our 2
Wins
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All in all a pretty good Week #1....with two tilts still to go.
I will post up the Week #2 tilt tonight or tomorrow morning and see who's up for the Signature Bet!
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Respect man
I agree
It's a shame
At least your team isn't so disparaging it's difficult
To watch
You guys have a promising future
We really are in no man's land
Trust me: I miss the rivalry
I miss taking amtrak to Philly in my
Giants gear and all the funny trash talk (no fights
Ever just talk)
I love goin to giants games and watching 2
Or 3 Philly fans together try to pop off
With 100 of us (again no fights,
Just good
Fun).
Now it's crickets
For us at least
We r laughing stock of nfl
From
GM
Down to QB despite our 2
Wins
Yeah, but you got 4 Super Bowls we got none. Still waiting.
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Giants fans are taking the TBombz Bunny Suit treatment from Detroit tonight.
Cardinals vs Chargers in the later game.
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Okay Homos......Week #2 Game For Signature Bets:
New England Patriots
Versus
Minnesota Vikings
Who wants to step up and put a Signature Bet on the line?
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I don't think this ends well though
His thinking outside the box is praised
But really the consummate end game in the nfl- Super Bowl win- is very very hard to attain
I doubt he keeps his job at eagles for over 3 years
Because with that fan base and these expectations he needs to get to 2nd round
Eagles will never get to second round in next five years at least
I agree eagles are ok best in the NFC east isn't saying much
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Who is up to bet?
Week 2 - hoes up, tricks down!
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Who is up to bet?
Week 2 - hoes up, tricks down!
Nobody gives a shit.
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If Kaepernick can make passes and not overthrow and by end of year the SF defense should be 100% they might give Seattle a good run.
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They're always great at home, lets see they do on the road.
They did win the SB on the road
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Who is up to bet?
Week 2 - hoes up, tricks down!
Is it @ minny ?
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Nobody gives a shit.
Fuck off you fat tub of jism laced diarrhea
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Is it @ minny ?
Yes.....at Minnesota.
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Yeah, but you got 2 Super Bowls we got none. Still waiting.
you guys looked disgusting in week 1
props.
ok i'm actually on board with this chip kelly may be a REALLY smart football guy thing.
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Okay Homos......Week #2 Game For Signature Bets:
New England Patriots
Versus
Minnesota Vikings
Who wants to step up and put a Signature Bet on the line?
c'mon you fairies
nobody is even coming forward to SNATCH the patriots here first???!!????
i can't go two weeks in a row but let's get the shit talking going
WHO IS IN.
ps shut the fuck shizzo
get the fuck back in your crate
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Okay Homos......Week #2 Game For Signature Bets:
New England Patriots
Versus
Minnesota Vikings
Who wants to step up and put a Signature Bet on the line?
Gentlemen.....in light of Adrian Peterson being made inactive I am switching the Signature Bet game to
Denver Broncos
Versus
Kansas City Chiefs
Okay.....anybody interested in putting their nutsack on the line?
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Good choice
It's either that or bears 49ers
In terms of high level competition
Chiefs are such an anomaly to football fans
Ultimate team of logic . Game management. Clock management. Solid, consistent coaching
Alex smith is the reason fully (for the anomaly)
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Good choice
It's either that or bears 49ers
In terms of high level competition
Chiefs are such an anomaly to football fans
Ultimate team of logic . Game management. Clock management. Solid, consistent coaching
Alex smith is the reason fully (for the anomaly)
Okay homos.....let's have 2 people step up to the plate!!!!!
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bump for you god damned fairies
someone bet
it's a fucking good match up
if nobody makes a fucking bet i am going to take the chiefs BECAUSE vegas and anyone with logic says they will lose
if this is CR approved (it's his thread, so whatever. i just enjoy it and am amazed by thte level of faggat on this board and in this thread for nobody stepping up for the 2nd week of fucking football.......)
so i will take the chiefs for the sig bet. if nobody can man up and choose by tomorrow.
i can't believe noone has come in and called broncos yet. this is not even going to be a good game. it's going to be a blowout IMO.
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Browns Win!!!! ;D
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OKAY GETBIG FOOTBALL FANS!!!!!!!!!
Week #3 for the NFL Signature Bet........
This week - Seattle vs. Denver!
Let's have two fine Getbaggers step up and take the favorite team.
If not.....stay home and bake your fucking muffins. ;D ;D ;D