2014 NFL - ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?

[Grape Ape]

The Giants will never be a dynasty.

The Patriots had a dynasty. I know it hurts bro.

Decade old dynasties that haven't won since they were busted cheating don't really affect me.

I'll take my two more recent Super Bowls and all the context that surrounded them any day.

Imagine if it wasn't for Eli and the Giants?  It could have erased all the doubt around the Cheatriots.

I know it hurts.

"bro".

[no one]

So the "rebuilding stage" for the Patriots is the AFC Championship game? The one that they lost without their best offensive weapon (Gronk)?

I'll take it.

The Patriots would have given the Seahawks a better fight in the Superbowl as well.

agreed w all this.

now they have revis, a healthy wilfork clogging up the middle, a healthy gronk and they are going back to the 3TE set that let them move the ball at will in the air.

id say its more 're built' than 'rebuilding'.

[King Shizzo]

Decade old dynasties that haven't won since they were busted cheating don't really affect me.

Busted cheating.... Lol!!! Even our Boy Bill Parcells says that every team tries to get an advantage like that. He also said that every team changes signals/playcalls every week.

That is just people butthurt at the Patriots success over the years.

Remember the recent Saints scandal? The owner of the Saints had the opposing team bugged.

Every team has tv's in the locker room, and dudes that will run out and tell the coach every bit of info they can.

"Spygate was a copout". Fyi: The Patriots went 18-0 the year the scandal came out (early in the season)

They were just good.

[Grape Ape]

Busted cheating.... Lol!!! Even our Boy Bill Parcells says that every team tries to get an advantage like that. He also said that every team changes signals/playcalls every week.

That is just people butthurt at the Patriots success over the years.

Over the years a decade ago.  But the NFL took it pretty seriously, fining the coach 500k and taking away draft picks.

Remember the recent Saints scandal? The owner of the Saints had the opposing team bugged.

I'll address this if Saints fans are still acting like their team is special 10 years after they've won a SB.

"Spygate was a copout". Fyi: The Patriots went 18-0 the year the scandal came out (early in the season)

Yes, I remember that year.  It was phenomenal.   

They were just good.

They were.  But they haven't won a Super Bowl without the benefit of video taping the opposing teams' walk throughs.  That's the facts surrounding this team, and it will be part of their legacy unless they prove otherwise.  I actually listen to sports radio up here.  Fans are aware of this.

[POB]

I got the bears vs ne in the superbowl with bears pulling the upset

Addition of santonio holmes with the other 2 beast WR and the black unicorn at TE, top 3 running back and a under rated oline and qb that was 2nd highest scoring offense last year I don't see how they don't lead the league this year in scoring with Denver losing decker. The d-line should be solid with all the additions, if the defense holds them 50% of the time bears will win based on points scoring ability alone.

 

CHANGE SEASON:   
Points Per Game
Team   Games   Points   Points Per Game
1   Denver Broncos   16   606   37.9
2   Chicago Bears   16   445   27.8
3   New England Patriots   16   444   27.8
4   Philadelphia Eagles   16   442   27.6
5   Dallas Cowboys   16   439   27.4
6   Cincinnati Bengals   16   430   26.9
7   Kansas City Chiefs   16   430   26.9
8   Seattle Seahawks   16   417   26.1
9   Green Bay Packers   16   417   26.1
10   New Orleans Saints   16   414   25.9
11   San Francisco 49ers   16   406   25.4
12   San Diego Chargers   16   396   24.8
13   Detroit Lions   16   395   24.7
14   Indianapolis Colts   16   391   24.4
15   Minnesota Vikings   16   391   24.4
16   Arizona Cardinals   16   379   23.7
17   Pittsburgh Steelers   16   379   23.7
18   Carolina Panthers   16   366   22.9
19   Tennessee Titans   16   362   22.6
20   Atlanta Falcons   16   353   22.1
21   St. Louis Rams   16   348   21.8
22   Buffalo Bills   16   339   21.2
23   Washington Redskins   16   334   20.9
24   Oakland Raiders   16   322   20.1
25   Baltimore Ravens   16   320   20.0
26   Miami Dolphins   16   317   19.8
27   Cleveland Browns   16   308   19.3
28   New York Giants   16   294   18.4
29   New York Jets   16   290   18.1
30   Tampa Bay Buccaneers   16   288   18.0
31   Houston Texans   16   276   17.3
32   Jacksonville Jaguars   16   247   15.4
Team Points Per Game By Season:
2013 | 2012 | 2011 | 2010 | 2009 | 2008 | 2007 | 2006 | 2005 | 2004 | 2003 | 2002 | 2001 | 2000 | 1999 | 1998 | 1997 | 1996 | 1995 | 1994 | 1993 | 1992 | 1991 | 1990 |

[ChopperRider]

I got the bears vs ne in the superbowl with bears pulling the upset

Addition of santonio holmes with the other 2 beast WR and the black unicorn at TE, top 3 running back and a under rated oline and qb that was 2nd highest scoring offense last year I don't see how they don't lead the league this year in scoring with Denver losing decker. The d-line should be solid with all the additions, if the defense holds them 50% of the time bears will win based on points scoring ability alone.

 

CHANGE SEASON:   
Points Per Game
Team   Games   Points   Points Per Game
1   Denver Broncos   16   606   37.9
2   Chicago Bears   16   445   27.8
3   New England Patriots   16   444   27.8
4   Philadelphia Eagles   16   442   27.6
5   Dallas Cowboys   16   439   27.4
6   Cincinnati Bengals   16   430   26.9
7   Kansas City Chiefs   16   430   26.9
8   Seattle Seahawks   16   417   26.1
9   Green Bay Packers   16   417   26.1
10   New Orleans Saints   16   414   25.9
11   San Francisco 49ers   16   406   25.4
12   San Diego Chargers   16   396   24.8
13   Detroit Lions   16   395   24.7
14   Indianapolis Colts   16   391   24.4
15   Minnesota Vikings   16   391   24.4
16   Arizona Cardinals   16   379   23.7
17   Pittsburgh Steelers   16   379   23.7
18   Carolina Panthers   16   366   22.9
19   Tennessee Titans   16   362   22.6
20   Atlanta Falcons   16   353   22.1
21   St. Louis Rams   16   348   21.8
22   Buffalo Bills   16   339   21.2
23   Washington Redskins   16   334   20.9
24   Oakland Raiders   16   322   20.1
25   Baltimore Ravens   16   320   20.0
26   Miami Dolphins   16   317   19.8
27   Cleveland Browns   16   308   19.3
28   New York Giants   16   294   18.4
29   New York Jets   16   290   18.1
30   Tampa Bay Buccaneers   16   288   18.0
31   Houston Texans   16   276   17.3
32   Jacksonville Jaguars   16   247   15.4
Team Points Per Game By Season:
2013 | 2012 | 2011 | 2010 | 2009 | 2008 | 2007 | 2006 | 2005 | 2004 | 2003 | 2002 | 2001 | 2000 | 1999 | 1998 | 1997 | 1996 | 1995 | 1994 | 1993 | 1992 | 1991 | 1990 |

Bears for Champs

Who you got for MVP?

[wikkedonez]

I'm a Steelers fan and I know they suck now but at least I got to see them win two Superbowls in my lifetime (so far).....i don't think Peyton is gonna get as much "love" as he got last year...i think a mediocre team will win the AFC..Maybe the Bengals or the Chiefs...The Pats got no running game ....Although Green-Ellis just got cut maybe they can get him back...Brady has to put up a lot of points cause the D sucks.....p.s.. didn't they Draft a QB?.... (decline).....NFL I really don't care but the Seahawks didn't really lose any players...but now Sherman has the Madden curse ...who knows...Everyone says watch out for Arizona haha......I also think your #32 team Jacksonville will have a great season......hope this helps..

[Var City]

Darrelle Revis.

Interesting

He was in the wrong system last year

And he still played VERY well. Not the island he once was

But you know what they say bout knee injuries (if ur not AP)

2 seasons recovery

[Var City]

Anyone with me on megatron winning MVP ...

Any thoughts on where lions finish with w-L?

[ChopperRider]

Anyone with me on megatron winning MVP ...

Any thoughts on where lions finish with w-L?

Read the first post you jism ice cube.....

[Var City]

Read the first post you jism ice cube.....

 in the freezer,
I would be in one of the extra large ice cube trays. The ones for cocktails and shit

Not a normal ice cube tray. They would be there too, the smaller Ice cubes

They'd ask me for advices

As one of the bigger ice cubes there
I don't blame them

[ChopperRider]

Gentlemen.....

Let's get the signature bets lined up - we are about to start the NFL season!!!!!!

Yes!!!!!!

[ChopperRider]

OKAY!!!!!!!!!

Week #1 Signature Bet is Set:

Green Bay = Rambone
Seattle = Var City

Okay you two......Go ahead and post up what you want the other person's signature to say for the next two weeks.

(For the record - if anyone welshes on the Signature Bet (Shitso?), Ron will be asked to put you in TO.)

Okay, football fans, we are less than 2 days away.

Two men enter, one man leaves wearing the Nick Toscani sunscreen on his face.

Rambone (Packers) versus Var City (Seattle)......it's time to state the signature bet!

What shall it be boys?

[Bevo]

Busted cheating.... Lol!!! Even our Boy Bill Parcells says that every team tries to get an advantage like that. He also said that every team changes signals/playcalls every week.

That is just people butthurt at the Patriots success over the years.

Remember the recent Saints scandal? The owner of the Saints had the opposing team bugged.

Every team has tv's in the locker room, and dudes that will run out and tell the coach every bit of info they can.

"Spygate was a copout". Fyi: The Patriots went 18-0 the year the scandal came out (early in the season)

They were just good.

Yep even jimmy Johnson acknowledged that every team does it

Always the same people that hate the patriots keep saying "cheating"

Gets old and tiresome blah blah blah

Yeah even after the scandal they managed to have kept their winning streak going and even made the SB in 2012.... Yeah it was bc of spygate that kept them from winning that one  give me a break . Gronk was out and their defense blew the lead for them

[ChopperRider]

Yep even jimmy Johnson acknowledged that every team does it

Always the same people that hate the patriots keep saying "cheating"

Gets old and tiresome blah blah blah

Yeah even after the scandal they managed to have kept their winning streak going and even made the SB in 2012.... Yeah it was bc of spygate that kept them from winning that one  give me a break . Gronk was out and their defense blew the lead for them

What they did in New Orleans was way worse. Bugging the opposing teams dressing room should have darn near cost that owner his team.

[Var City]

official signature if i win for Rambone

"I got faceFucked by Shizzo until my throat bled blood cum-goop + AIDS!  "

[ChopperRider]

official signature if i win for Rambone

"I got faceFucked by Shizzo until my throat bled blood cum-goop + AIDS!  "

A very good first entry......

Rambone, you are up Sir!

[Var City]

Just PMd ram

I want to see the signatures before I get ready to watch the game (i'm gonna make it basically an all day event, leave work early, bring vodka to work possibly even and cocaine definitely)

i already have $500 on the seahawks straight up with a friend who is adamant not only will greenbay win this game but win the superbowl...

so let's just say i have a lot of attention on this game. and a LOT of shit talking will happen through it. on getbig and in person.. i will be raging.

[Rambone]

Var's will be "Proud supporter of Michael Sam, ISIS, and Nick Toscani muscle porn"

[Ronnie Rep]

yes, I am from N. Y.

I am a Giants fan. And on ,,, february 17 of 2007? (no google i swear) i celebrated like a god damned mad man when the giants beat the patriots holy shit. i was at a huge superbowl party in park slope brooklyn at this really nice MILF's house (her son was all of our friend and he was away hahaha). Literally about 50 of us. She had a pull down projection screen and an actual theatre in the house

when we won

the streets ... were insane

people piled into them and were just running around brooklyn ..

it wasn't even chaos. it was like all good feelings.  it was brooklyn yes but no blood was shed.

one Massachussettes license plate car was flipped.

I was fucking with chopper ridder above about my picks because I like to fuck with him. All of his posts don't suck, but I find him to be a little gay sometimes, and I imagine him to be some little angry manlet in real life.

My real picks are:

Superbowl: Pats

MVP: Brady

2nd pick would be

Superbowl: Seahawks

MVP: Megatron

My theory on why the PAts and brady will do it this year is two fold. THey are going into camp with a healthy Gronk, and a healthy receiving corp. Their defense is beast. I just have a feeling that for ALL of brady's GLORIOUS post season failures (eli manning will haunt him until he's dead) that this is his year. He won't put up numbers ilke he did in 06 07 with moss... but i mean.. that was spectacular

Eli's done. Eagles will win the division again.

[El Diablo Blanco]

I thought Indy might take it this year but in preseason games with the first unit out they looked out of synch.  Luck was making horrible throws.  Bears?  HAHAHAHA  fucking Cutler is a head case and can't take the pressure of a full season with playoffs.  I hate Seattle but they looked fucking amazing and in synch.  If they don't suffer any injuries its all theirs.

[Grape Ape]

Yep even jimmy Johnson acknowledged that every team does it

Always the same people that hate the patriots keep saying "cheating"

Gets old and tiresome blah blah blah

Yeah even after the scandal they managed to have kept their winning streak going and even made the SB in 2012.... Yeah it was bc of spygate that kept them from winning that one  give me a break . Gronk was out and their defense blew the lead for them

Regardless, they haven't won since they were busted cheating.  And the difference in the SB they won were all less than a TD.

No matter how fans try to justify it, it's part of their history.

[Bevo]

Regardless, they haven't won since they were busted cheating.  And the difference in the SB they won were all less than a TD.

No matter how fans try to justify it, it's part of their history.

That's a stupid thing to say "regardless they haven't won since...." who cares if they won by less than a TD that's irrelevant, so what's your point?

My point is the "cheating" that all these sheeps keep regurgitating is BS, look at the pats records and they have been competitive for how long even after?

U know how hard it is to win a SB??

Okay! Cowboys haven't won since 95, niners since 94! How many others haven't won?? Guess they were all cheating going by your analogy

Btw I'm not even a Pats fan

[Grape Ape]

That's a stupid thing to say "regardless they haven't won since"

My point is the "cheating" that all these sheeps keep regurgitating is BS, look at the pats records and they have been competitive for how long even after?

U know how hard it is to win a SB??

Okay! C

It's not stupid. It's fact.

Nobody's denying the Pats have still been competitive, although they are greatly helped by playing in a division that has sucked overall for the last 14 years.  They have a great coach, a HoF QB, draft well, etc.

But when you break it down, they won 3 SB by less than a TD with the benefit of seeing the other teams first 20-25 plays.  They lost two SB by less than a TD without it.  Pats fans up here combat this by dismissing it as nonsense.  But to rational people it gives pause.  Can it be proven to have affected the game?  No.  But it still happened as is part of the Patriot's history and part of their reputation.

[King Shizzo]

Lol how is tha NFC East doing? The Cowboys have been a .500 team for over a decade.

The Eagles an Giants are bi-polar, and the Redskins have not been a real threat in years.

The NFC East is a shell of its former self.

Grape Ape would have you believe that the east is a juggernaut.

In reality, its been about who has sucked the least wins the division.