THE FIRST ANNUAL:ADONIS Marathon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Krispy Kreme Challenge

[The True Adonis]

Weekend Run Includes Eating 12 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts 
 

 
Krispy Kreme RALEIGH, N.C. (AP)  --  A weekend run to benefit a children's hospital could have participants wishing they were in a hospital bed by the time they're done.
   
It's called The Krispy Kreme Challenge, and it's expected that some 1,000 runners will gather for the event Saturday morning. Proceeds will benefit the North Carolina Children's Hospital.
   
It works like this. Runners will start at the bell tower on the North Carolina State University campus. They'll run four miles from the tower to the Krispy Kreme restaurant on Peace Street on the edge of the state government complex. Once at the restaurant, runners have to eat a dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts.
   
Once they've downed the sweet treats, they have to run the four miles back to the bell tower.
   
And, by the way, they have to do it all in less than an hour.
   

Copyright 2007 Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed. 

[buffbodz]

Sounds eerily similar to that girl who drank the water to win an X box and died.  Everyone involved is being sued.  These crazy thing just weren't meant for the human body to take.  I can just see the headlines.  Man Drops Dead From Running and Eating Crispy Creme Donugnuts.  Stupid Idea and could cost some idiots plenty.

[Colossus_1986]

Sounds eerily similar to that girl who drank the water to win an X box and died.  Everyone involved is being sued.  These crazy thing just weren't meant for the human body to take.  I can just see the headlines.  Man Drops Dead From Running and Eating Crispy Creme Donugnuts.  Stupid Idea and could cost some idiots plenty.

Adonis should definitely do it!
lol
we're rooting for you 

[youandme]

Lawsuit waiting to happen

[onlyme]

Other than the running part, I could do this race

[wood]

i could see someone blowing doughnut holes but i don't think it'd kill anybody

[Shockwave]

Adonis haven't you not done cardio in a long time?
Are you going to enter?
Wouldn't it be hard with so little cardio conditioning?

[The True Adonis]

Adonis haven't you not done cardio in a long time?
Are you going to enter?
Wouldn't it be hard with so little cardio conditioning?

Not really.

[The.Giant]

Obviously this is a joke. If someone could do this I'd be incredibly impressed.

8 miles @ a 6 minute mile (good time) = 48 minutes. That leaves them eating 1 krispy Kreme every minute.

Edit: Turns out it's real but not everybody has to eat the donuts. Fuck that, the donuts are what makes this interesting.

[youandme]

i could see someone blowing doughnut holes but i don't think it'd kill anybody

doesnt have to kill you for you to sue, a simple docters note of gastritis or something, would do.

[Shockwave]

Not really.

Ah. Just curious, since I've been getting into running condition before I leave for Marine boot camp.
I was appalled at how crappy my cardio endurance was when I started running.

[DutchBotje]

Not for me personally but weren't you organazing a "True Anal Adonis" Marathon 

[The True Adonis]

Ah. Just curious, since I've been getting into running condition before I leave for Marine boot camp.
I was appalled at how crappy my cardio endurance was when I started running.

If you do not have too much excess weight to carry, it is really easy to become quickly adjusted.  The human cardiovascular system is highly adapatable as it is integral for being able to hunt and forage.

[wood]

doesnt have to kill you for you to sue, a simple docters note of gastritis or something, would do.

cha ching!

it's almost worth doing it for that very reason, haha...it's close enough to where i live but i'm sure you'd have to sign a waiver when you enter.

[youandme]

cha ching!

it's almost worth doing it for that very reason, haha...it's close enough to where i live but i'm sure you'd have to sign a waiver when you enter.

Ignorance is bliss. Waivers are on everything, but they only work for smart people.

Imagine throwing up chunks of donuts, that's gotta suck.

 

[sinbad]

Weekend Run Includes Eating 12 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts 
 

 
Krispy Kreme RALEIGH, N.C. (AP)  --  A weekend run to benefit a children's hospital could have participants wishing they were in a hospital bed by the time they're done.
   
It's called The Krispy Kreme Challenge, and it's expected that some 1,000 runners will gather for the event Saturday morning. Proceeds will benefit the North Carolina Children's Hospital.
   
It works like this. Runners will start at the bell tower on the North Carolina State University campus. They'll run four miles from the tower to the Krispy Kreme restaurant on Peace Street on the edge of the state government complex. Once at the restaurant, runners have to eat a dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts.
   
Once they've downed the sweet treats, they have to run the four miles back to the bell tower.
   
And, by the way, they have to do it all in less than an hour.
   

Copyright 2007 Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed. 

I am actually getting into this Adonis diet thing. I have eaten like a pig for the past 2 months. In fact last night I had 3 kit kat bars and 3/4th of a Camilo bar before bed( they were 25 cents a piece at kroger) and I look better then ever! go figure. I dieted for like 10 weeks and then decided to stop and have had some kind of rebound effect(never dieted before in my life, I am a natural ecto) where I just crave sweet stuff and pretty much am just eating whatever I want. To my surprise I look better. oh and my strength is up a bit. You just might have something Adonis.

[The True Adonis]

I am actually getting into this Adonis diet thing. I have eaten like a pig for the past 2 months. In fact last night I had 3 kit kat bars and 3/4th of a Camilo bar before bed( they were 25 cents a piece at kroger) and I look better then ever! go figure. I dieted for like 10 weeks and then decided to stop and have had some kind of rebound effect(never dieted before in my life, I am a natural ecto) where I just crave sweet stuff and pretty much am just eating whatever I want. To my surprise I look better. oh and my strength is up a bit. You just might have something Adonis.

Of course I do.

I cracked the fucking code.


Go to the MD Natural Section....I have 2 threads there which are explaining My never before published Principles.

1 is even a thread of a Case Study that you will be able to view in real time.

[ripitupbaby]

Of course I do.

I cracked the fucking code.


Go to the MD Natural Section....I have 2 threads there which are explaining My never before published Principles.

1 is even a thread of a Case Study that you will be able to view in real time.

 

[JeanPaul]

Of course I do.

I cracked the fucking code.


Go to the MD Natural Section....I have 2 threads there which are explaining My never before published Principles.

1 is even a thread of a Case Study that you will be able to view in real time.

You are such a moron. You beyond help man. What a delusional, self obsessed idiot.

[The True Adonis]

 

That is exactly what your eyes do when you are blinded by knowledge.

You fail to grasp even the most simple of concepts at times.

[ripitupbaby]

That is exactly what your eyes do when you are blinded by knowledge.

You fail to grasp even the most simple of concepts at times.

What's the matter, can't you take a little teasing too?   

Don't make it sound oh-so-simple because it's not.  You haven't answered many of my questions. 

[Fury]

Other than the running part, I could do this race

hahahahaha.

[The True Adonis]

What's the matter, can't you take a little teasing too?   

Don't make it sound oh-so-simple because it's not.  You haven't answered many of my questions. 

I have answered them entirely.

[ripitupbaby]

I have answered them entirely.

Well, if that's what you really think, then don't insult my intelligence.

You don't know me well enough to do that yet.

 

[The True Adonis]

Well, if that's what you really think, then don't insult my intelligence.

 

Insulting your intelligence would be rather easy to do.