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Title: Colombian booty is...
Post by: irishdave on July 08, 2014, 09:03:34 AM
fucking delicious!!  ;D  ;D

(http://i.imgur.com/9N5yiRz.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/4htcTjF.jpg)

forgive the quality of pics they came out like potato cam v1.0

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Post by: SuperTed on July 08, 2014, 09:08:50 AM
Good stuff Dave. :P
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Post by: bigmikecox on July 08, 2014, 09:10:12 AM
NO CONDOM EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I dont care if that bitch had HIV, the clap or crabs....my BBC would be balls deep :o
Title: Re: Colombian booty is...
Post by: Roger Bacon on July 08, 2014, 09:10:24 AM
Too "ethnic" for my taste
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Post by: Rascal full on July 08, 2014, 09:13:03 AM
What's the story behind this lovely young maiden? Is she a regular fuck?
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Post by: Skorp1o on July 08, 2014, 09:14:13 AM
Irish Dave was the reason behind this slogan

(http://vinteeage.com/product-images/fuck-me-im-irish-t-shirt-vintage-t-shirt-review-rad-rowdies-rad-rowdies-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Colombian booty is...
Post by: irishdave on July 08, 2014, 09:14:42 AM
NO CONDOM EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I dont care if that bitch had HIV, the clap or crabs....my BBC would be balls deep :o

You wouldn't have a hope with her (she even racially abused her own Colombian soccer players during the WC)
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Post by: AD2100 on July 08, 2014, 09:14:55 AM
Great African genetics in the mix with Colombianas. Perfect for ole "irishdave".
Title: Re: Colombian booty is...
Post by: irishdave on July 08, 2014, 09:19:20 AM
What's the story behind this lovely young maiden? Is she a regular fuck?

She keeps trying to tie me down, I'm "seeing her" but that's as far as I'll commit. I like keeping my options open. It's the same girl as thread I made a while back - she's 21 and father is German, mother is Venezuelan/Colombian

(http://i.imgur.com/FgNM2VQ.jpg)

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Post by: Ronnie Rep on July 08, 2014, 09:21:36 AM
Very nice.
Title: Re: Colombian booty is...
Post by: Rascal full on July 08, 2014, 09:23:12 AM
She keeps trying to tie me down, I'm "seeing her" but that's as far as I'll commit. I like keeping my options open. It's the same girl as thread I made a while back - she's 21 and father is German, mother is Venezuelan/Colombian

(http://i.imgur.com/FgNM2VQ.jpg)



Very nice mate, with an arse like hers you are doing well not to get tied down!
Title: Re: Colombian booty is...
Post by: HavoX on July 08, 2014, 09:25:53 AM
fucking delicious!!  ;D  ;D

(http://i.imgur.com/9N5yiRz.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/4htcTjF.jpg)

forgive the quality of pics they came out like potato cam v1.0



This woman appears to have dipped into nubain.  I'm assuming you got "verbal consent" to post these pics
Title: Re: Colombian booty is...
Post by: Donny on July 08, 2014, 09:29:01 AM
She keeps trying to tie me down, I'm "seeing her" but that's as far as I'll commit. I like keeping my options open. It's the same girl as thread I made a while back - she's 21 and father is German, mother is Venezuelan/Colombian

(http://i.imgur.com/FgNM2VQ.jpg)


Irish twat... get in there Bro... ;D
Title: Re: Colombian booty is...
Post by: chaos on July 08, 2014, 09:39:27 AM
fucking delicious!!  ;D  ;D

(http://i.imgur.com/9N5yiRz.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/4htcTjF.jpg)

forgive the quality of pics they came out like potato cam v1.0


She's gonna be pissed when the roofies wear off.
Title: Re: Colombian booty is...
Post by: basil on July 08, 2014, 09:46:31 AM
Not into 3rd world poontang.
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Post by: the trainer on July 08, 2014, 09:46:35 AM
Too "ethnic" for my taste

You are a fag hope that helps.
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Post by: Nails on July 08, 2014, 09:47:36 AM
how much did you pay an hour for that whore?  ???
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Post by: Parker on July 08, 2014, 10:19:04 AM
Very nice mate, with an arse like hers you are doing well not to get tied down!
The arse has had a little work...from a doctor, and from Irishdave.
Title: Re: Colombian booty is...
Post by: irishdave on July 08, 2014, 10:26:02 AM
The arse has had a little work...from a doctor, and from Irishdave.

Had no work, mate - looks like its fake but I examined it well. I had my doubts too
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Post by: irishdave on July 08, 2014, 11:11:23 AM
The sluts love v-necks


SuperTed book your flight here and I'll give you a v-neck I bet you come home with a Colombian/Brazilian slut
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Post by: Parker on July 08, 2014, 11:36:17 AM
Had no work, mate - looks like its fake but I examined it well. I had my doubts too
Butt looks the same laying down and standing up. There is the PMMA as well. If you say so...If you enjoy it, run with it.
Title: Re: Colombian booty is...
Post by: Roger Bacon on July 08, 2014, 11:49:29 AM
You are a fag hope that helps.

I'm here, I'm Queer, Get use to it!
Title: Re: Colombian booty is...
Post by: irishdave on July 08, 2014, 11:50:12 AM
Butt looks the same laying down and standing up. There is the PMMA as well. If you say so...If you enjoy it, run with it.

I asked her about injections also and she said no way. Her sister has butt implants and tit implants and they openly talked about it with me together. I'm pretty sure her sister wants to fuck me...I'm tempted - sister is as hot
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Post by: devilsmile on July 08, 2014, 11:52:01 AM
The sluts love v-necks


SuperTed book your flight here and I'll give you a v-neck I bet you come home with a Colombian/Brazilian slut

very gay shirt, but that being said, you need to have at least your amount of muscle and a good tan plus some growing beard and a short hair to be able to wear it without looking like a total bitch  ;D

Title: Re: Colombian booty is...
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on July 08, 2014, 11:53:51 AM
Take 2 antibiotics immediately

Thank me later  :)
Title: Re: Colombian booty is...
Post by: irishdave on July 08, 2014, 12:02:07 PM
very gay shirt, but that being said, you need to have at least your amount of muscle and a good tan plus some growing beard and a short hair to be able to wear it without looking like a total bitch  ;D



Hahaha, I've worn gayer it's not that bad. Compared to the retarded gay shit guidos and geordie shore gimps wear!!
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Post by: devilsmile on July 08, 2014, 12:15:13 PM
Hahaha, I've worn gayer it's not that bad. Compared to the retarded gay shit guidos and geordie shore gimps wear!!

haha it's all good  ;D

Few years ago I had a metro theme going on and went to the salong seven, sometimes eight days a week to keep up my golden tan. I always looked really good pumped even tho I'm a twink and I wore tight tshirts that's for sure.

When the V necks came to the market, I went to the dressing room to try out one... HELL no I could wear that shit , I am not that metro :P

now it's all loose tshirts, I came to my senses :D
Title: Re: Colombian booty is...
Post by: the trainer on July 08, 2014, 12:19:17 PM
The sluts love v-necks


SuperTed book your flight here and I'll give you a v-neck I bet you come home with a Colombian/Brazilian slut

Irishdave knows how to dress that is why he gets the fine ass.
Title: Re: Colombian booty is...
Post by: devilsmile on July 08, 2014, 12:21:01 PM
Irishdave knows how to dress that is why he gets the fine ass.

you need to have a solid built to not look like a total douche homo bitch in that type of clothing

it's who carries the clothes and how you carry them that matters. Nothing worse than having clothes on in which you obviously look like you're just trying and trying too much  ;D
Title: Re: Colombian booty is...
Post by: bigmc on July 08, 2014, 12:22:10 PM
The sluts love v-necks


SuperTed book your flight here and I'll give you a v-neck I bet you come home with a Colombian/Brazilian slut

snap
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Post by: the trainer on July 08, 2014, 12:25:31 PM
snap

I see you have being reading the trainers tips on going to da club.
Title: Re: Colombian booty is...
Post by: irishdave on July 08, 2014, 12:35:53 PM
snap

The style!
Title: Re: Colombian booty is...
Post by: Parker on July 08, 2014, 12:44:40 PM
I asked her about injections also and she said no way. Her sister has butt implants and tit implants and they openly talked about it with me together. I'm pretty sure her sister wants to fuck me...I'm tempted - sister is as hot
So, her sister has the boobs and butt done, and they openly talk about it. But, she "of course" has nothing done. "no way, no how". And you are Euro and she is Colombian. Like sisters are not competitive against one another in looks, add in Colombian and Brazilian, and then a man that is Euro...I smell some game going on here. Like you said, she is trying to lock you down.
That's like some dude telling you his brother used to roll back speedos on cars, but he would never do that ?(mind you he is trying to sell you a car).

Enjoy my man, enjoy.
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Post by: Lord Chronos on July 08, 2014, 12:51:22 PM
The style!

Irish Dave,

What do you do for a living out in Columbia? Or are you on an extended vacation?
Title: Re: Colombian booty is...
Post by: irishdave on July 08, 2014, 12:58:53 PM
So, her sister has the boobs and butt done, and they openly talk about it. But, she "of course" has nothing done. "no way, no how". And you are Euro and she is Colombian. Like sisters are not competitive against one another in looks, add in Colombian and Brazilian, and then a man that is Euro...I smell some game going on here. Like you said, she is trying to lock you down.
That's like some dude telling you his brother used to roll back speedos on cars, but he would never do that ?(mind you he is trying to sell you a car).

Enjoy my man, enjoy.

Look "my man". I've been around the block many times. I'm far from stupid and stop trying to talk down to me, boy. Now run along, boy.
Title: Re: Colombian booty is...
Post by: irishdave on July 08, 2014, 01:03:21 PM
Irish Dave,

What do you do for a living out in Columbia? Or are you on an extended vacation?

I live in Ireland, mate.
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Post by: no one on July 08, 2014, 01:04:16 PM
v-necks?

BAM!
Title: Re: Colombian booty is...
Post by: irishdave on July 08, 2014, 01:07:51 PM
v-necks?

BAM!

I need to hit the pec deck!!
Title: Re: Colombian booty is...
Post by: no one on July 08, 2014, 01:09:49 PM
I need to hit the pec deck!!

that's exactly what that's from dude. no jokes. only two movements I do are flat bench and pec dec.

Title: Re: Colombian booty is...
Post by: irishdave on July 08, 2014, 01:15:29 PM
that's exactly what that's from dude. no jokes. only two movements I do are flat bench and pec dec.



Yeah, I find that incline flies and pec deck work well. Do you never do incline pressing?
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Post by: bigmc on July 08, 2014, 01:16:59 PM
v-necks?

BAM!

you would drop right into our crew

you and x need to hit the uk bro
Title: Re: Colombian booty is...
Post by: no one on July 08, 2014, 01:17:39 PM
Yeah, I find that incline flies and pec deck work well. Do you never do incline pressing?

haven't done an incline press in prolly a decade.
Title: Re: Colombian booty is...
Post by: irishdave on July 08, 2014, 01:18:53 PM
haven't done an incline press in prolly a decade.

I find incline hits my chest way better, but I still do flat for my ego
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Post by: no one on July 08, 2014, 01:20:31 PM
you would drop right into our crew

you and x need to hit the uk bro

haha xfactor has quite the selection of v's himself.

ya we do. wouldn't be a dry seat in the house if all of this crew got together.
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Post by: bigmc on July 08, 2014, 01:21:19 PM
haha xfactor has quite the selection of v's himself.

ya we do. wouldn't be a dry seat in the house if all of this crew got together.

x mentioned coming to the uk on business
we could have a deepest v competition  :D
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Post by: Parker on July 08, 2014, 01:23:22 PM
Look "my man". I've been around the block many times. I'm far from stupid and stop trying to talk down to me, boy. Now run along, boy.
you drunk again? I gave you a compliment. Never said that You were stupid, you did. You implied that, Not me...as you said before there was some doubt and it probably still lingers, hence the defensive postering when there is no need to. Nobody is trying talk down to you.
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Post by: no one on July 08, 2014, 01:24:37 PM
x mentioned coming to the uk on business
we could have a deepest v competition  :D

haha my money's on Gal. :D
Title: Re: Colombian booty is...
Post by: bigmc on July 08, 2014, 01:25:07 PM
haha my money's on Gal. :D

yeah you can see the top of his pubes
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Post by: irishdave on July 08, 2014, 01:29:18 PM
you drunk again? I gave you a compliment. Never said. You were stupid, you did. You implied that. Not me...as you said before there was some doubt and if probably still lingers, hence the defensive postering when there is no need to.


Your post was a smart ass post, now fuck off. We're not mates, we're not pals, I'm not "your man", now fuck off
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Post by: Parker on July 08, 2014, 01:36:02 PM
Your post was a smart ass post, now fuck off. We're not mates, we're not pals, I'm not "your man", now fuck off
No, you took it like that. You have a habit of going off on people thinking they mean one thing, and it's the other, like with Groink...people who drink tend to do that or paranoid folk. Always seeing something for being negative. If I was being a smartass you would know it. Which I have no need to be.
No we aren't mates, nor bros, broskis, pals...but you are Getbig brethren...
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Post by: irishdave on July 08, 2014, 01:46:57 PM
No, you took it like that. You have a habit of going off on people thinking they mean one thing, and it's the other, like with Groink...people who drink tend to do that or paranoid folk. Always seeing something for being negative. If I was being a smartass you would know it. Which I have no need to be.
No we aren't mates, nor bros, broskis, pals...but you are Getbig brethren...


To be fair, I only skimmed over your post and it seemed like you were saying she was taking me for a ride. I'm VERY wary of women, I don't trust them, but she definitely doesn't have implants (c'mon, now I'd have felt SOMETHING). Like you said, PMMA could be a possibility though because I've no experience with it.
I do have a habit of going off though...I took you up the wrong way my getbig brethren  :)
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Post by: Parker on July 08, 2014, 02:11:57 PM
To be fair, I only skimmed over your post and it seemed like you were saying she was taking me for a ride. I'm VERY wary of women, I don't trust them, but she definitely doesn't have implants (c'mon, now I'd have felt SOMETHING). Like you said, PMMA could be a possibility though because I've no experience with it.
I do have a habit of going off though...I took you up the wrong way my getbig brethren  :)
(http://www.seraphicpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Steve-McQueen’s-1963-Ferrari-250-GT-Berlinetta-Lusso-shown-with-McQueen-and-model-Peggy-Moffitt..jpg)
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Post by: Bevo on July 08, 2014, 02:18:56 PM
Irishdave is like the younger version of mike o Hearn but without the toupee
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Post by: irishdave on July 08, 2014, 02:38:36 PM
Irishdave is like the younger version of mike o Hearn but without the toupee

My hair won't be there forever either, though. Mike O'Hearn is a fucking beast and I heard he has women hanging off him even today. Lucky bastard.
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Post by: The Wizard of Truth on July 09, 2014, 04:54:51 AM
Once again, if you are muscular, goodlooking and have a personality you can get ANY woman here, most irish men are pathetic
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Post by: irishdave on July 09, 2014, 05:06:37 AM
Once again, if you are muscular, goodlooking and have a personality you can get ANY woman here, most irish men are pathetic

Yeah, the majority of lads here are jokes...completely out of shape. But so are the women. Beer and burgers, om nom nom!!!
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Post by: Donny on July 09, 2014, 05:11:51 AM
The Irish are OK. Like us Jocks just love their Booze too much... ;D
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Post by: SuperTed on July 09, 2014, 06:16:00 AM
Yeah, the majority of lads here are jokes...completely out of shape. But so are the women. Beer and burgers, om nom nom!!!

That's the case anywhere you go. Average guy in a club is around 5'9ft and skinny fat. :D
I'm a shitty looking twink compared to you guys yet still look way better than the average male London clubber in terms of build. ;D

Biggest problem is my hairline. :-X
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Post by: devilsmile on July 09, 2014, 06:19:05 AM
irisshdave was you in the tv show tallafornia  ;D

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Post by: Kwon_2 on July 09, 2014, 06:40:11 AM
Anyone able to translate / explain what makes her so upset?
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Post by: monstermunch on July 09, 2014, 06:50:15 AM
Once again, if you are muscular, goodlooking and have a personality you can get ANY woman here, most irish men are pathetic

Pretty sure that applies most places.
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Post by: 240 is Back on July 09, 2014, 07:17:24 AM
Irishdave knows how to dress that is why he gets the fine ass.

this is the truth
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Post by: no one on July 09, 2014, 11:53:00 AM
dave try this for upper chest.

you might have to go lighter. in fact 185 for me is perfect for this movement.

get on the flat bench press and use a neutral shoulder width or slightly wider grip. instead of lowering the bar to your neck- like a lot of guys do that use the flat to build upper chest that pulls more on the front delts- lower the bar as you would if you were normally doing a flat bench accross the bottom end of your chest.

when you press it up press it in such a way that the bar archs and the movement ends at the top w the bar right above your chin

instead of all the pressure being on your front delts you'll actually feel the upper chest recruit as you go thru the range of motion and you'll get a good pinch at the top.

this is a 'feel' motion. go too heavy it won't work.



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Post by: njflex on July 09, 2014, 12:03:03 PM
dave try this for upper chest.

you might have to go lighter. in fact 185 for me is perfect for this movement.

get on the flat bench press and use a neutral shoulder width or slightly wider grip. instead of lowering the bar to your neck- like a lot of guys do that use the flat to build upper chest that pulls more on the front delts- lower the bar as you would if you were normally doing a flat bench accross the bottom end of your chest.

when you press it up press it in such a way that the bar archs and the movement ends at the top w the bar right above your chin

instead of all the pressure being on your front delts you'll actually feel the upper chest recruit as you go thru the range of motion and you'll get a good pinch at the top.

this is a 'feel' motion. go too heavy it won't work.




X2,,,also smith bench to the neck 'again you have to be careful'with these not heavy..
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Post by: irishdave on July 09, 2014, 02:40:55 PM
dave try this for upper chest.

you might have to go lighter. in fact 185 for me is perfect for this movement.

get on the flat bench press and use a neutral shoulder width or slightly wider grip. instead of lowering the bar to your neck- like a lot of guys do that use the flat to build upper chest that pulls more on the front delts- lower the bar as you would if you were normally doing a flat bench accross the bottom end of your chest.

when you press it up press it in such a way that the bar archs and the movement ends at the top w the bar right above your chin

instead of all the pressure being on your front delts you'll actually feel the upper chest recruit as you go thru the range of motion and you'll get a good pinch at the top.

this is a 'feel' motion. go too heavy it won't work.





Thanks for the advice. I never aim the bar to my neck it's usually mid-chest. I'll give this a shot. Why don't you like incline bench or db flies?
Title: Re: Colombian booty is...
Post by: BigRo on July 09, 2014, 02:51:43 PM
declines are good for upper chest too!
Title: Re: Colombian booty is...
Post by: irishdave on July 09, 2014, 02:57:05 PM
declines are good for upper chest too!

Never even done a rep
Title: Re: Colombian booty is...
Post by: ESFitness on July 09, 2014, 03:39:12 PM
declines are good for upper chest too!

best movement for chest top to bottom, IMO.

i'll likely never do another incline again.

Title: Re: Colombian booty is...
Post by: no one on July 09, 2014, 04:59:32 PM
Thanks for the advice. I never aim the bar to my neck it's usually mid-chest. I'll give this a shot. Why don't you like incline bench or db flies?

my chest has good thickness top to bottom. not blowing my own horn its genetic for the most part, and the other part is being able to feel it all the time while im working it. that being said a lot of guys might want to focus on their upper chest for depth. im lucky, or have built it up to such a degree i dont need to, thats why i avoid them. originally i stopped as i was having a crazy issue with bursitis and couldnt go thru the range of motion, i learned to train around it and found alternate ways of training it to my liking so much i never went back.

truth be told, you know what i do for front delts? that flat bench press movement to the neck up and down w/o the arc. burns them right out.
Title: Re: Colombian booty is...
Post by: irishdave on July 10, 2014, 12:25:31 PM
best movement for chest top to bottom, IMO.

i'll likely never do another incline again.



intredasting...about to do declines right now...wish me luck
Title: Re: Colombian booty is...
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 10, 2014, 12:25:56 PM
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/f1bd3170ff83b6101b09a0c2df1e4238/tumblr_n86bjnueBV1ruz6zso1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Colombian booty is...
Post by: gracie bjj on July 10, 2014, 03:19:07 PM
i know it is ;) i married a colombian girl straight off the plane who didnt even speak english. i was 36 she was 22, not bad for my old geezer ass.