Rooster

[bhank]

So I had a friend drop a Rooster off at my house yesterday. Apparently as he was going to put him in the coup but he got away. I was worried a fox might get him last night. Thankfully I hear him crowing now. The funny part is he is in a tree in my neighbors yard. No idea how I am going to catch him and get him into his coup but at least he is alive and waking up my neighbor who I don't really like anyway. His trees have been coming across my property and hitting my house and he isn't being proactive in fixing them. So he gets a Rooster. Doesn't bother me as I wake up at 5am everyday anyway.

[Rambone]

Yeah, the “rooster”

[BB]

I was worried a fox might get him last night. Thankfully I hear him crowing now.

Good to know a cock has never gone limp in Hankins's presence.

P.S. - lure it in with feed for a few days, and buy the biggest fishing net you can find. They sell rooster traps, but they're usually $150-200, seems a lot for just one.

[robcguns]

When I was younger my dad had game cocks that we’re retired or he just got but didn’t fight them and they were bad ass, they had little ankle bracelets on(not sure why,maybe to identify them)they would sit on top of our barn,about 30’ up and attack people who came in the yard. They would chase me and my friends when we went near the hens. They are pretty bad ass little fuckers. Great way to annoy neighbors especially if your neighbors sleep in haha.

[IroNat]

You can cut down branches of your neighbors trees that hang over your property.

[POB]

You can cut down branches of your neighbors trees that hang over your property.

This is correct property line goes up infinity. If that tree branch brakes and damages your roof your neighbor isn’t liable. You think you hate him now 

[webstar]

So I had a friend drop a Rooster off at my house yesterday. Apparently as he was going to put him in the coup but he got away. I was worried a fox might get him last night. Thankfully I hear him crowing now. The funny part is he is in a tree in my neighbors yard. No idea how I am going to catch him and get him into his coup but at least he is alive and waking up my neighbor who I don't really like anyway. His trees have been coming across my property and hitting my house and he isn't being proactive in fixing them. So he gets a Rooster. Doesn't bother me as I wake up at 5am everyday anyway.

What a surprise, you don’t like your neighbour and your neighbour doesn’t like you. It seems like it is the story of your life. That you can’t get along with anybody.

I am surprised you haven’t threatened your neighbour yet.

[GymnJuice]

Just let Rocky outside again the Rooster will be a concern no longer

[wes]

Does the rooter have better leg development than you?

[Royalty]

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[wes]

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[bhank]

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Complete photoshop never had any bruising on my face fucking weirdo

[Spike]

put some corn or chicken feed out

that som bitch will come for it as soon as the sun starts going down - and yea a fox will def get his ass if he stays out at night

need to get a coup for that beast

my uncle used to fight them when I was young

[falco]

So I had a friend drop a Rooster off at my house yesterday. Apparently as he was going to put him in the coup but he got away. I was worried a fox might get him last night. Thankfully I hear him crowing now. The funny part is he is in a tree in my neighbors yard. No idea how I am going to catch him and get him into his coup but at least he is alive and waking up my neighbor who I don't really like anyway. His trees have been coming across my property and hitting my house and he isn't being proactive in fixing them. So he gets a Rooster. Doesn't bother me as I wake up at 5am everyday anyway.

He is going to get hungry. Put some corn in the ground. He will come down, unless he spotted a fox waiting for him.

[TheGrinch]

haha.. exactly what I thought of when I saw this thread

[Royalty]

Complete photoshop never had any bruising on my face fucking weirdo

[epic is back]

this is great

he single handedly controls the peanut gallery

he says jump

they jump

[Rambone]

this is great

he single handedly controls the peanut gallery

he says jump

they jump

Like you with Josh. Except he doesn’t even have to post anything 

[epic is back]

Like you with Josh. Except he doesn’t even have to post anything 

he is your hero

i know

but what you dont know

is i had him jailed!!

you stupid fucks are pathetic

[Rambone]

he is your hero

i know

but what you dont know

is i had him jailed!!

you stupid fucks are pathetic

My hero? Find a post of me praising Josh and I’ll keep waiting. You sound as looney as him.

[bhank]

Gave him some food and water trying to lure him to the coop

[Royalty]

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[bhank]

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Yawn well I have some sun damage and dark spots around both eyes. One eye actually has a visible vein they can't laser away. Additionally sometimes I have dark circles from lack of sleep or I touch my face with a dirty hand or it could just be a fucking shadow or smudge on the camera lens no idea what it is but I know what it isn't. It isn't fucking bruising I would know if I had gotten in a fight and had facial bruising I didn't sorry to disapoint you. I have other pics from that day on my phone without a hat no visible bruising do have dark area under eye where vein is but nothing above so no idea but again not a bruise I would know if I had gotten in a fight I didn't. Its probably a smudge from the damn dumbells that are coated in black rubber

[Zillotch]

u should definitely shoot it, with a bow and arrow... and then cook him for dinner.

[GymnJuice]

u should definitely shoot it, with a bow and arrow... and then cook him for dinner.

It would be much healthier and more nutritious than the fast food he normally eats.