anabolichalo (bluto) autistic??

[Chacka]

you will have your pick of any woman at the bodega

[SquatsRule]

She shouldn't be mad just because you're chatting with hot babes online.

[Parker]

my girlfriend again mocked me and said i cannot get a girl

i said ok then this weekend i go out and get a girl to prove you wrong

she kept mocking me and said sure you do that 


apparently she thinks i really cant get girls, damn she has no clue how many bitches i fucked on the side over the years


 

Please read this over again. Real carefully.

[Primemuscle]

my girlfriend again mocked me and said i cannot get a girl

i said ok then this weekend i go out and get a girl to prove you wrong

she kept mocking me and said sure you do that 


apparently she thinks i really cant get girls, damn she has no clue how many bitches i fucked on the side over the years


 

Braggart. 

[_aj_]

just facts

pretty much every man cheats on his wife/gf 1-2 times per year

Holy shit! I have to have 25 affairs to catch up!

[delta9mda]

Stop trying so hard. Damn
Your girl is right you ain't hooking up nothing. Why not stay home and bang your girls brains out ?

[Croatch]

Don't you have a kid and gf....time to grow up.  Stop that drug habit too...it's a fucking embarrassment to both of them.

[Croatch]

i should have stayed single untill 30, bang a lot of bitches, then marry (only church wedding with no legal power) a virgin 18 year old and live happy ever after


i wasted my life

i might as well end it right here right now

A virgin is great, until you blast a few dozen nuts in there....now wide like any woman.
Nothing wrong with hitting the same trim over and over, just make sure it's good...any fake tits, throw them out....this is appalling....and a fat stomach.

[Internet Tough Guy]

my girlfriend again mocked me and said i cannot get a girl

i said ok then this weekend i go out and get a girl to prove you wrong

she kept mocking me and said sure you do that 


apparently she thinks i really cant get girls, damn she has no clue how many bitches i fucked on the side over the years


 

what you really mean is you crept up to women in crowded places and tried to grind into them on the sly

[DroppingPlates]

it's only funny to people who dont realize it's the truth

Thanks for the good laugh, much appreciated!

[Teutonic Knight]

i should have stayed single untill 30, bang a lot of bitches, then marry (only church wedding with no legal power) a virgin 18 year old and live happy ever after


i wasted my life

i might as well end it right here right now

So admitting that you a catholic 

[Teutonic Knight]

my girlfriend again mocked me and said i cannot get a girl

i said ok then this weekend i go out and get a girl to prove you wrong

she kept mocking me and said sure you do that  


apparently she thinks i really cant get girls, damn she has no clue how many bitches i fucked on the side over the years


 

Looks like she was born south of Vienna ?.
She could fucked dozens of guy's before meeting you, restitch her pussy   & be new born virgin  

[flinstones1]

my girlfriend again mocked me and said i cannot get a girl

i said ok then this weekend i go out and get a girl to prove you wrong

she kept mocking me and said sure you do that  


apparently she thinks i really cant get girls, damn she has no clue how many bitches i fucked on the side over the years


 

lol Im starting to find you funny. Im very curious as to what she looks like, and the manner she said the above to you in. did it sound like she was trying to hurt you or just fucking around? joking or not  you know that's what she thinks....

also a word of advice- I know this is the mother of your son, but as a white man you can not  ever let a black woman dictate your attractiveness.  dated one for a while, and always felt like I wasn't good enough. It wasn't until she broke shit off  with me, that I realized how much better I could do. Ended up with a chick 50 times hotter than her... who thought i was out of her league.

so to recap....we had a 7/10 black girl tell me there was "nothing there" ...    all to end up with a 9/10 blonde with huge tits who thought I was the cats pajamas.

see my point?  Can't let this bitch fuck with your confidence, I doubt she's all that herself anyways.

[DroppingPlates]

what?

she wants to break down my self esteem so she can rule over me with absolute control

"my girlfriend again mocked me and said i cannot get a girl" = oxymoron

[Teutonic Knight]

"my girlfriend again mocked me and said i cannot get a girl" = oxymoron

Too many Galenika made tablets effected him 

[DroppingPlates]

Too many Galenika made tablets effected him 

Hyperactive brain cells aren't the most efficient ones...

[B_B_C]

i cant cut my self shaving or i will look like someone with syhphilis

you might just be silly

[LurkerNoMore]

i wil have to carefully think out the proper attire

it cant be too revealing and it cant be to covering


it cant look too poor, it cant look to rich-pretendrich

i cant cut my self shaving or i will look like someone with syhphilis

LOL!!

[ProudVirgin69]

"my girlfriend again mocked me and said i cannot get a girl" = oxymoron

"Girlfriend" is the term for "baby daddy" in his native Estonia

[DroppingPlates]

"Girlfriend" is the term for "baby daddy" in his native Estonia

LOLzzz

[B_B_C]

not interested in a virgin only for the vagina

mainly for the fact their brain is still blank and they are like children and will think you are a real man

so you want a child who thinks your a man as a partner ?

[Teutonic Knight]

"Girlfriend" is the term for "baby daddy" in his native Estonia

Estonia  , but he reads Slovenian subtitles.

[arce1988]

  rain man moved around just like that

[ESFitness]

it's getbig, I'm sure a rather high percentage of getbiggers are, even a few you wouldn't expect. Not to be all bay, but I've gotten more than a few pms, and that ignoring people like 333386 that will not acknowledge it.

i'm sure a high percentage have assburgers disease as well... or however you spell it. lol

[Palpatine Q]

BSB must have a lot of free time.