yes, the party of morals has requested that the city hosting the Republican nat'l convention change their bar hours to remain open 2 extra hours, until 2 AM, so that the republican party faithful can drink later into the night.
Drinking alcohol is immoral now?
Yes. page 748 of the bible says that drinking vodka at 3:48 AM is against the ideals of the Republican party. Look it up.
But you can drink at 3:47 AM.That gives you plenty of time to take a whiz on a dumpster and dig your car keys out.
I dunno. ask one of the bible experts. I think 3:47 AM debauchery is just fine.I wonder if the RNC will petition that all police take the week off, so there are no pesky DUI arrests to report.
See, the democrats don't have to worry about this, most of them will just be getting high in their hotel rooms.