Author Topic: I would fight Steven segal (Read 5015 times)

Stark · « **on:** July 08, 2012, 01:18:40 PM »

I mean I fucked bitches with cloroform in their system that had more fighting spirit in them than segal has, I would fight that juju zi fat fuck any day.

makaveli25 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 08, 2012, 01:29:51 PM »

Quote from: Stark on July 08, 2012, 01:18:40 PM

I mean I fucked bitches with cloroform in their system that had more fighting spirit in them than segal has, I would fight that juju zi fat fuck any day.

I would to. I would kick the living shit out of segull.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #2 on:** July 08, 2012, 01:30:28 PM »

Quote from: Stark on July 08, 2012, 01:18:40 PM

I mean I fucked bitches with cloroform in their system that had more fighting spirit in them than segal has, I would fight that juju zi fat fuck any day.

You drunk?

dr.chimps · « **Reply #3 on:** July 08, 2012, 01:34:27 PM »

Must be the 3 Coronas talking.

Stark · « **Reply #4 on:** July 08, 2012, 01:34:52 PM »

Quote from: shizzo81 on July 08, 2012, 01:30:28 PM

You drunk?

Go fuck yourself you ak swinging Congo n**** from bongo bongo land

King Shizzo · « **Reply #5 on:** July 08, 2012, 01:35:40 PM »

Quote from: Stark on July 08, 2012, 01:34:52 PM

Go fuck yourself you ak swinging Congo n**** from bongo bongo land

Ummm I'm not black

Stark · « **Reply #6 on:** July 08, 2012, 01:37:48 PM »

Quote from: shizzo81 on July 08, 2012, 01:35:40 PM

Ummm I'm not black

People like you always wish the be black at least that way you would have a widely accepted reason to fail on every possible social level there is, if your white people expect things to happen with you, good things.

_bruce_ · « **Reply #7 on:** July 08, 2012, 01:46:12 PM »

Seagal can easily break your swollen ankles!

Stark · « **Reply #8 on:** July 08, 2012, 01:59:00 PM »

Quote from: _bruce_ on July 08, 2012, 01:46:12 PM

Seagal can easily break your swollen ankles!

Brucey Brucey Brucey I am expecting better things from you, young man

King Shizzo · « **Reply #9 on:** July 08, 2012, 02:18:05 PM »

Quote from: Stark on July 08, 2012, 01:37:48 PM

People like you always wish the be black at least that way you would have a widely accepted reason to fail on every possible social level there is, if your white people expect things to happen with you, good things.

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oldtimer1 · « **Reply #10 on:** July 08, 2012, 02:22:47 PM »

He is beyond out of shape. Do you really think he could move for 25 seconds without gassing? Even when he throws a kick on film he looks foolish. He needs to throw away the donuts and try to run a couple of blocks. It would take him 6 months to fight a three minute round.

arce1988 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 08, 2012, 02:32:46 PM »

look at the leg lock he uses in above the law... total crap

delta9mda · « **Reply #12 on:** July 08, 2012, 04:20:36 PM »

bunch of fucktards here

mantronik · « **Reply #13 on:** July 08, 2012, 05:24:11 PM »

GetBiggers bragging about fighting a 60 year old man...oh brother...

polychronopolous · « **Reply #14 on:** July 08, 2012, 05:28:46 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on July 08, 2012, 01:34:27 PM

Must be the 3 Coronas talking.

You are giving them far too much credit.

Zima and a half with a Watermelon jolly rancher in the bottle is more along the lines.

bigjim · « **Reply #15 on:** July 08, 2012, 05:31:17 PM »

Quote from: Stark on July 08, 2012, 01:18:40 PM

I mean I fucked bitches with cloroform in their system that had more fighting spirit in them than segal has, I would fight that juju zi fat fuck any day.

Im with you! I fight him in a heart beat. Id loose with out a doubt but so would you.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #16 on:** July 08, 2012, 05:34:14 PM »

Getbig should set up a Segal/Falcon fight

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #17 on:** July 08, 2012, 05:36:12 PM »

Last summer, I was king salmon fishing in Alaska. This boat was trolling next to ours and their fishing guide asked us if we had any luck that day. Turns out Steven was chilling in the back of the boat, with his 2 hot daughters (I'm assuming) trying to catch some fish as well. Dude was wearing a leather jacket and designer jeans and Gucci sunglasses on a fishing boat, haha looked like a real city boy rookie out there on the water.

5 mins later I'm reeling in a beast and Steven started getting pissed at his guide that he hadn't caught anything all day. Made me look like the true Alpha on the river that day

Adam86 · « **Reply #18 on:** July 08, 2012, 05:54:33 PM »

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #19 on:** July 08, 2012, 05:57:27 PM »

Quote from: Chiro Flex on July 08, 2012, 05:36:12 PM

Last summer, I was king salmon fishing in Alaska. This boat was trolling next to ours and their fishing guide asked us if we had any luck that day. Turns out Steven was chilling in the back of the boat, with his 2 hot daughters (I'm assuming) trying to catch some fish as well. Dude was wearing a leather jacket and designer jeans and Gucci sunglasses on a fishing boat, haha looked like a real city boy rookie out there on the water.

5 mins later I'm reeling in a beast and Steven started getting pissed at his guide that he hadn't caught anything all day. Made me look like the true Alpha on the river that day

Then Segal took his private jet back to Malibu to his beach house and you ate a fish.

DanielPaul · « **Reply #20 on:** July 08, 2012, 06:05:51 PM »

Only thing segal fights for now is begals

Nomad · « **Reply #21 on:** July 08, 2012, 06:09:10 PM »

Seagal will kill you to death with his singing alone.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #22 on:** July 08, 2012, 06:09:52 PM »

Quote from: DanielPaul on July 08, 2012, 06:05:51 PM

Only thing segal fights for now is begals

You mean bagels or those dogs with floppy ears?

mantronik · « **Reply #23 on:** July 08, 2012, 06:12:04 PM »

Playing on my mp3 player

Is that a bad thing?

axestream · « **Reply #24 on:** July 08, 2012, 06:15:46 PM »

I'd fight him too, but only because I know he'd just counter my move so fast he'd knock me the fuck out without messing up my pretty face.