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FLEX mag top 20 aesthetic physiques.
« on: March 20, 2006, 12:48:39 PM »
I think I understand the ironage standard now.   ???

Whoever is the most handsome and looks the best in the relaxed pose wins.

Bob Paris being first completely neglects the fact that Lee Haney destroys him in pretty well every pose.  From side chest to rear lat spread, to most muscular, etc.  Because Bob has the kind of physique which looks pretty or more moderate just standing there, he wins I guess.   ???

No, no, I'm not mocking that standard.  It's a good board over there (lots of excellent pics), but I think by that standard, things being judged are:

- hairline
- teeth (straight and white)
- height
- face
- lack of muscle mass

E.g., Branch Warren would come dead last on that list since he's short, bald, homely looking, beet red, and too heavily muscled.  He certainly doesn't have cover model looks like most of the top 20 FLEX listed.

I left the mag at home, but I suspect Shawn Perrine is behind it somehow.   ;D

When you think about it, it kind of makes sense.  Of all the physiques presented in the top 20, I would rather look like most of them over any of the guys winning today.  I would rather look like Bob Paris or Frank Zane than Branch by a longshot, but does that mean he is the superior pro?  What I'm saying is that I agree with the list, but is that really what bodybuilding is about?

If the standard is who looks the best, why not put Brad Pitt's physique from Troy ahead of Paris?  I guess I just don't get where the consistency is in the standard of that article.


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Re: FLEX mag top 20 aesthetic physiques.
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2006, 12:51:00 PM »
Didn't Bob do Gay for Pay?? Maybe that is the reason he placed so well.. Shawn Perine probably liked the rides..
just push some weight!

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Re: FLEX mag top 20 aesthetic physiques.
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2006, 12:57:56 PM »
I think I understand the ironage standard now.   ???

Whoever is the most handsome and looks the best in the relaxed pose wins.

No, no, I'm not mocking that standard.   It's a good board over there (lots of excellent pics), but I think by that standard, things being judged are:

- hairline
- teeth (straight and white)
- height
- face
- lack of muscle mass

Yes you are!

For example, Bob was 6'0" and 230 lbs. in contest shape and pretty completely and proportionally developed from head to toe.  He certainly wasn't considered "lacking in muscle mass" in his era although he was no Lee Haney, to be sure.  Bob was so balanced that no one bodypart stood out as being overpoweringly strong or weak.

None of the tongue-in-cheek "criteria" you mentioned had much at all to do with why Paris was considered a great BBer in his time.

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« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2006, 12:59:27 PM »
Didn't Bob do Gay for Pay?? Maybe that is the reason he placed so well.. Shawn Perine probably liked the rides..

Now how in the Hell can you do gay for pay when you are openly gay!!!!!

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« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2006, 01:00:03 PM »
Now how in the Hell can you do gay for pay when you are openly gay!!!!!

lol are you serious?
just push some weight!

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Re: FLEX mag top 20 aesthetic physiques.
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2006, 01:00:44 PM »
Now how in the Hell can you do gay for pay when you are openly gay!!!!!

Very true. In that case.....gay-every-day!
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« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2006, 01:41:05 PM »
Yes you are!

For example, Bob was 6'0" and 230 lbs. in contest shape and pretty completely and proportionally developed from head to toe.  He certainly wasn't considered "lacking in muscle mass" in his era although he was no Lee Haney, to be sure.  Bob was so balanced that no one bodypart stood out as being overpoweringly strong or weak.

None of the tongue-in-cheek "criteria" you mentioned had much at all to do with why Paris was considered a great BBer in his time.

I'm disagreeing with the standard in terms of sheer bodybuilding judging criteria.  I actually like the standard myself but that doesn't make it appropriate for a bodybuilding stage.

Like I said, if Bob is #1, why not just take it to the extreme and put Mark Wahlberg in Fear even ahead of him?  Are we going based on who can attract the most chicks, or is this bodybuilding?   ???

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« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2006, 01:48:52 PM »
I like Matt's conspircy theories lol  the only problems I have with that list is Steve Reeves isn't first and Charles Cairmonte placed higher than Samir  ???
and why didn't a pre-gut Ronnie make the list  ::)  ;)

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« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2006, 01:52:32 PM »
and why didn't a pre-gut Ronnie make the list  ::)  ;)

Because apparently Berry Demay and Lee Labrada look better.   ???

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« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2006, 02:00:44 PM »
I'm disagreeing with the standard in terms of sheer bodybuilding judging criteria.  I actually like the standard myself but that doesn't make it appropriate for a bodybuilding stage.

Like I said, if Bob is #1, why not just take it to the extreme and put Mark Wahlberg in Fear even ahead of him?  Are we going based on who can attract the most chicks, or is this bodybuilding?   ???

You can tell Matt is realitively new to bodybuilding , so you think aesthetic means facial beauty? and thats why Paris is on top of the list? and Mark & Bob have similar physiques? lol yes these two look like carbon copies of each other   ::) .

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« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2006, 02:00:56 PM »
Didn't Bob do Gay for Pay?? Maybe that is the reason he placed so well.. Shawn Perine probably liked the rides..

No he didn't. I know this for a fact!

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« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2006, 02:10:29 PM »
does anyone have the list, or a link to the list?

Just Curious if the pre-gut Ronnie is on it! ;D

seriously though, I would include:

paris
Benfatto
Ray
Flex (pre-oil)
Labrada
Greg Kovacs :)

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« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2006, 02:10:54 PM »
Didn't Bob do Gay for Pay??

He did gay for his own enjoyment, you 15 year old cheese ogre.

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« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2006, 02:16:06 PM »
lol are you serious?

You didn't know Paris was gay? He even got "married" to his partner and ever since he came out he was black balled by bb community. Had a great physique though.

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« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2006, 02:18:16 PM »
You didn't know Paris was gay? He even got "married" to his partner and ever since he came out he was black balled by bb community. Had a great physique though.

He also dated Linda Blair for a while..go figure!

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« Reply #15 on: March 20, 2006, 02:24:59 PM »
The list

1. Bob Paris
2. Steve Reeves
3. Frank Zane
4. Labrada
5. Wheeler
6. Charles Clairmonte
7. Milos
8. deMey
9. Samir
10. Makkawy
11. Shawn Ray
12. Cormier
13. Thierry Pastel
14. Mendenhall
15. Haney
16. Nubret
17. Padilla
18. Sergio
19. Sonny Schmidt
20. Melvin Anthony

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« Reply #16 on: March 20, 2006, 02:31:05 PM »
nubret should have been top 3 and reeves should have been first.

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« Reply #17 on: March 20, 2006, 02:36:51 PM »
Number one

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« Reply #18 on: March 20, 2006, 02:37:56 PM »
The list

1. Bob Paris
2. Steve Reeves
3. Frank Zane
4. Labrada
5. Wheeler
6. Charles Clairmonte
7. Milos
8. deMey
9. Samir
10. Makkawy
11. Shawn Ray
12. Cormier
13. Thierry Pastel
14. Mendenhall
15. Haney
16. Nubret
17. Padilla
18. Sergio
19. Sonny Schmidt
20. Melvin Anthony

Excellent list.

By "aesthetic" in this case is meant, those physiques would not look out of place if they had been carved out of marble and were on display in an art museum.  Even IF the heads were chopped off, before someone else brings that up.

Although that raises an interesting point.  It seems that people's faces often match their physiques.  Why is that?  Guys with gnarly, ugly physiques often have a face to match and the same seems to hold true for guys with more classical, aesthetic physiques.

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« Reply #19 on: March 20, 2006, 03:19:55 PM »
Number two

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« Reply #20 on: March 20, 2006, 03:22:11 PM »
Number three

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« Reply #21 on: March 20, 2006, 03:25:35 PM »
Number four

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« Reply #22 on: March 20, 2006, 03:28:45 PM »
Number five

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« Reply #23 on: March 20, 2006, 03:30:22 PM »
Number six

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« Reply #24 on: March 20, 2006, 03:32:11 PM »
Number seven