Author Topic: I am going to become a pro bodybuilder, dammit!!  (Read 7243 times)

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Re: I am going to become a pro bodybuilder, dammit!!
« Reply #25 on: April 04, 2006, 03:04:07 PM »
how much should i expect to spend on cycles to look as good as your average third tier?

20k a year?

i have a decent idea of how steroid prices go, and if these people claim they spend 10k a year they're either:
a. lying
b. on the fast track to death
c. their ass looks like a strainer, and b.
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Adam Empire

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Re: I am going to become a pro bodybuilder, dammit!!
« Reply #26 on: April 04, 2006, 03:57:07 PM »
To be third tier you need the following:

---An "@AOL.com" email
---A .com contract
---To argue pointlessly on Internet threads
---Brag about your muscle cars
---Represent every Pro BBer in the world
---Hang out with somebody who "almost died for you bitches"
---Eat overpriced egg whites at the Fire Station
---Hang out at a strip mall Max Muscle a lot
---Talk about your good looks
---Wear shades in the gym
---Alter and delete post's by 240

That about does it...
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Re: I am going to become a pro bodybuilder, dammit!!
« Reply #27 on: April 04, 2006, 04:02:49 PM »
that "girl" next to him is getbig's very own Bob Chick, an IFBB Pro!!!
Show some respect!
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Re: I am going to become a pro bodybuilder, dammit!!
« Reply #28 on: April 04, 2006, 04:18:23 PM »
that girl Ronnie's with is big usually people look tiny next to him

she does hold her own in the chest dept....BUT

ronnie edges her out in the arm dept...

but we know she wins it in the calve dept

 ;D

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Re: I am going to become a pro bodybuilder, dammit!!
« Reply #29 on: April 04, 2006, 05:50:44 PM »
she does hold her own in the chest dept....BUT

ronnie edges her out in the arm dept...

but we know she wins it in the calve dept

 ;D


I'll bet she has far more aesthetic glutes and thighs as well. I hope for Big Ron's sake that he tapped that ass.
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Re: I am going to become a pro bodybuilder, dammit!!
« Reply #30 on: April 04, 2006, 06:13:51 PM »
To be third tier you need the following:

---An "@AOL.com" email
---A .com contract
---To argue pointlessly on Internet threads
---Brag about your muscle cars
---Represent every Pro BBer in the world
---Hang out with somebody who "almost died for you bitches"
---Eat overpriced egg whites at the Fire Station
---Hang out at a strip mall Max Muscle a lot
---Talk about your good looks
---Wear shades in the gym
---Alter and delete post's by 240

That about does it...

 Are you describing Bob?  ???

ManBearPig...

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Re: I am going to become a pro bodybuilder, dammit!!
« Reply #31 on: April 04, 2006, 06:19:08 PM »
Are you describing Bob?  ???

i hope not for his sake.

if he is, he just might get a call from a guy we like to call "Venom Vince Versace".
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