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What bald guys think they look like:
(http://outsidemagazine.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83453140969e201310f905ddc970c-800wi)
What they really look like:
(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Music/Pix/pictures/2009/4/22/1240391122502/Billy-Corgan-of-Smashing--002.jpg)
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baldness is a horrible affliction
but with enough muscles there will be some whores who will still go home with you :-X
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The worse thing is being cue ball bald and having a large head. The eye will always be drawn right to the oversized chrome dome
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To be fair, billy corigan has an awful fucking personality and still dragged whatever pussy he wanted.
If your bald the worst thing you can do is try to sell your youth and vitality, it just brings more attention to the point that your neither.
Best strategy is try to act a decade older than you actually are, and look forward to the fact you'll likely spend four decades of your life looking like your 40.
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How rim rat Asif looks like...
(http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120116072625/thecreatures/images/0/09/Ugly-guy.jpg)
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To be fair, billy corigan has a fucking large bank account and still dragged whatever pussy he wanted.
Fixed
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Fixed
That's kinda obvious, but I think he still would of pulled even without a ton of fame and money. Dude was a legit artist, ironically one of the only true artists of the grunge sceen.
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How rim rat Asif looks like...
(http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120116072625/thecreatures/images/0/09/Ugly-guy.jpg)
I just had a quick look at that pic, and I allready feel raped... :-X
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I'm thinning on top the last 3 years, nearly 35 but held on longer than my dad. Honestly have no problem with it, I've shaved my head since i was around 17 as its just easier and i knew I'd go bald eventually. Not really noticed the balding as I've shaved it down for so long.
ver have i thought i look like the first pic posted
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How rim rat Asif looks like...
(http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120116072625/thecreatures/images/0/09/Ugly-guy.jpg)
Molest any children lately dirtbag? Go listen to your techno while you watch the Disney channel, freak.
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I'm thinning on top the last 3 years, nearly 35 but held on longer than my dad. Honestly have no problem with it, I've shaved my head since i was around 17 as its just easier and i knew I'd go bald eventually. Not really noticed the balding as I've shaved it down for so long.
ver have i thought i look like the first pic posted
Closer to this:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-l1iyXsZqPsU/UCpjP76JJ-I/AAAAAAAAA5E/NQTK8NJklmY/s1600/britt+bald.jpg)
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I'm thinning on top the last 3 years, nearly 35 but held on longer than my dad. Honestly have no problem with it, I've shaved my head since i was around 17 as its just easier and i knew I'd go bald eventually. Not really noticed the balding as I've shaved it down for so long.
ver have i thought i look like the first pic posted
Yeah I dont mind it at all, having weight on is far worst IMO. I'm greatful the fear of balding hit me when I was 21.
Still have enough to keep my hair full grown, would shave it in a second, if my autistic facial expression didn't give off the strong rapey vibe.
Once I figure out a way of rehabing my facial muscles I'm shaving my head again, can't wait.
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I'm thinning on top the last 3 years, nearly 35 but held on longer than my dad. Honestly have no problem with it, I've shaved my head since i was around 17 as its just easier and i knew I'd go bald eventually. Not really noticed the balding as I've shaved it down for so long.
ver have i thought i look like the first pic posted
spot on me too. shaved it for years. Young Pups on here who are not yet men. Women want Mature Men and not little Boys who shoot their load in seconds.
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you cant buy hair
but you can buy prostitutes
problem solved
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spot on me too. shaved it for years. Young Pups on here who are not yet men. Women want Mature Men and not little Boys who shoot their load in seconds.
lol...is that what you and your buddies tell each other on the way to the strip club?
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lol...is that what you and your buddies tell each other on the way to the strip club?
when your Balls have Dropped Son..i´ll give you advice 8)
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when your Balls have Dropped Son..i´ll give you advice 8)
Uhhh....you're bald and I'm not. Case closed.
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Molest any children lately dirtbag? Go listen to your techno while you watch the Disney channel, freak.
How's your 8 year old bride doing?
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Uhhh....you're bald and I'm not. Case closed.
experience and maturity are earned.. pay your dues first Son.
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How's your 8 year old bride doing?
that's your fantasy dirtbag. You're a pedophile and you know it.
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;D i laughed at this..
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experience and maturity are earned.. pay your dues first Son.
Male Pattern Baldness isn't "earned", it's inherited crappy genetics. You're bald, I'm not. Deal with it.
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that's your fantasy dirtbag. You're a pedophile and you know it.
Do you allow her to go to school?
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Male Pattern Baldness isn't "earned", it's inherited crappy genetics. You're bald, I'm not. Deal with it.
:D
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that's your fantasy dirtbag. You're a pedophile and you know it.
now..now petal.. don´t go insulting a Man you don´t know on the Internet.
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Male Pattern Baldness isn't "earned", it's inherited crappy genetics. You're bald, I'm not. Deal with it.
so is Intelligence.. your Family was last in the Gene pool... :D
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so is Intelligence.. your Family was last in the Gene pool... :D
okay....you repeat tired jokes you've heard elsewhere and you're bald. Anything else, "Donny"? ::)
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okay....you repeat tired jokes you've heard elsewhere and you're bald. Anything else, "Donny"? ::)
took you a while for that weak reply. like i wrote low intelligence.
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thank god im not balding that would suck
still take alot of preventive stuff though like pumpkinseeds, saw palmetto, fish oil and all the multivita/minerals. just to be on the safe side.
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took you a while for that weak reply. like i wrote low intelligence.
Give him a break, he was beating his 12 year old wife for messing in the kitchen.
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Give him a break, he was beating his 12 year old wife for messing in the kitchen.
epic fail at trying to turn the tables. You're a baby rapist. Will start thread later today with proof.
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took you a while for that weak reply. like i wrote low intelligence.
Sorry I have to work at my $120,000 per year job once in a while. So you're bald AND broke. Nice life, "Donny".
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epic fail at trying to turn the tables. You're a baby rapist. Will start thread later today with proof.
really ? you are very immature. Listen when you argue with a Grown Man, keep the topic at hand and not insults.
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Loss of hair is losing lots of hair - nothing good about it.
Bald head/long hair... both hair styles for the 1% ers of the male population.
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Sorry I have to work at my $120,000 per year job once in a while. So you're bald AND broke. Nice life, "Donny".
well then tell us all who you are. i don´t hide myself on here. Be a Man for once. Or try to be one :D
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well then tell us all who you are. i don´t hide myself on here. Be a Man for once. Or try to be one :D
You sound angry. Have you tried wearing a baseball cap everywhere you go? That's always a good strategy. ..LOL
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epic fail at trying to turn the tables. You're a baby rapist. Will start thread later today with proof.
Why not start that thread right away or can't you handle her?
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I am happy the bald genes is not in my family my grandfather still has all his hair but the grey gene runs in my family but I can dye my hair like arnold when I get old.
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You sound angry. Have you tried wearing a baseball cap everywhere you go? That's always a good strategy. ..LOL
Angry? why? you are just being immature.
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you cant buy hair
but you can buy prostitutes
problem solved
;D
I laughed at like 70 dB at this one. Great way to start the day!
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I laughed at like 70 dB at this one. Great way to start the day!
i did too ;D
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money can buy a hair transplant tho, but prostitutes are a lot cheaper at 25€ a pop
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money can buy a hair transplant tho, but prostitutes are a lot cheaper at 25€ a pop
just need to work in a Gym ;)
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Not when you get them pregnant they're not.
i dont pay HER a nickle
she probably juggling multiple boyfriends as we speak to meet ends need
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Best think to do when bald is stay lean in the face and 99% of the time you will look decent, know a few blokes like this and they look great.
Being fat and baldy is a recipie for disaster going around with a fat oversize head, with fat rolls on the back and a sheen of sweat on the bald head even though its winter, couple it with the permenantley angry face a lot of bald fatasses adopt in an attempt to look tough and it just looks embarassing and rediculous.
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Well while my dad is bald on top he looks younger them his 56 years yet he smokes and he hasn't put on any weight forever. He doesn't workout but has the trained look, thick forearms, developed bi's and tri's. He can fit nicely in a suit he bought 20 years ago. Physically he still looks young despite having back problems from an.accident years ago so I'd say he has overall good genetics to still look trained and youthful.
Male Pattern Baldness isn't "earned", it's inherited crappy genetics. You're bald, I'm not. Deal with it.
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Best think to do when bald is stay lean in the face and 99% of the time you will look decent, know a few blokes like this and they look great.
Being fat and baldy is a recipie for disaster going around with a fat oversize head, with fat rolls on the back and a sheen of sweat on the bald head even though its winter, couple it with the permenantley angry face a lot of bald fatasses adopt in an attempt to look tough and it just looks embarassing and rediculous.
i think that's a good look
all it needs is a goatie and 90's oakleys ::)
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any of you Kids remember this film?
fuck it ...
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some guys just carry their baldness with confidence. like the iron bull
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The worse thing is being cue ball bald and having a large head. The eye will always be drawn right to the oversized chrome dome
(http://www.allwrestlingsuperstars.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/King-Kong-Bundy-in-Ring.jpg)
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Well while my dad is bald on top he looks younger them his 56 years yet he smokes and he hasn't put on any weight forever. He doesn't workout but has the trained look, thick forearms, developed bi's and tri's. He can fit nicely in a suit he bought 20 years ago. Physically he still looks young despite having back problems from an.accident years ago so I'd say he has overall good genetics to still look trained and youthful.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-jzWe5s55M0c/UdG_aljiWKI/AAAAAAAAK1c/wY8CmA9eA7A/s1462/image382.JPG)
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The best crew ever - any tough guy would get flattened by them faster than he could say hombre.
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The best crew ever - any tough guy would get flattened by them faster than he could say hombre.
a single female lion would brutally murder all of them in under 5 minutes
these puny humans need to drop the tough guy routines
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a single female lion would brutally murder all of them in under 5 minutes
these puny humans need to drop the tough guy routines
::)
There is nothing a lion could do about 17"+ arms beside lower its fat, over sized head and wander off.
Btw, thanks Juruth for breathing some life into the thread.
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Being short, fat and bald is the worst.
I'm bald(ing) but at least am tall and in good shape. :)
But yeah, being bald sucks. I know some people will say "so and so is bald and looks good", but in reality, no man looks better bald than he would with hair.
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There is nothing a lion could do about 17"+ arms beside lower its fat, over sized head and wander off.
Btw, thanks Juruth for breathing some life into the thread.
bodybuilders dont pretend to be tough
they pretend to be muscular
and they are
ronnie coleman holds his own in a muscularity comparison against a silverback
now does alistair overeem hold his own in a fight against a silverback?
conclusion?
bodybuilders are everything they say they are
and tough guys are just posers
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When I was visiting my daughter at college I was surprised at the number of guy's balding and with shaved heads. I know it can be traumatic for young guys, however, it is what it is and it's best to avoid the transplant and wig rout (which has been discussed many times on the forum).
Clip it down and be free.
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When I was visiting my daughter at college I was surprised at the number of guy's balding and with shaved heads. I know it can be traumatic for young guys, however, it is what it is and it's best to avoid the transplant and wig rout (which has been discussed many times on the forum).
Clip it down and be free.
baldness is on the uprise some hair surgeon claimed
i think it is
the older generation is shocked by the prevalence of slap heads
i heard some old men talking about it in the barbershop
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bodybuilders dont pretend to be tough
they pretend to be muscular
and they are
ronnie coleman holds his own in a muscularity comparison against a silverback
now does alistair overeem hold his own in a fight against a silverback?
conclusion?
bodybuilders are everything they say they are
and tough guys are just posers
This is an excellent analysis
Great to have halo back
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Last i read about baldness scientists believed it was caused by a certain protein...
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This is an excellent analysis
Great to have halo back
thanks friend
i have deep thoughts on everything bodybuilding related
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Uhhh....you're bald and I'm not. Case closed.
If you are in your 40ies not having lost a hair you are having high estrogen levels. You will have feminine facial features and appearance, that will just anoy everybody.
Just creepy, in a plastic surgery, botox filled trophy wife faces kind of way.
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Last i read about baldness scientists believed it was caused by a certain protein...
the most optimistic claims are still "cure is 20 years away"
lol ;D
they have been saying this since the dawn of time
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When I was visiting my daughter at college I was surprised at the number of guy's balding and with shaved heads. I know it can be traumatic for young guys, however, it is what it is and it's best to avoid the transplant and wig rout (which has been discussed many times on the forum).
Clip it down and be free.
exactly.
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If you are in your 40ies not having lost a hair you are having high estrogen levels. You will have feminine facial features and appearance, that will just anoy everybody.
Just creepy, in a plastic surgery, botox filled trophy wife faces kind of way.
hairloss is genetics
ronnie still have a full head of hair after the industrial quantities of DHT flowing thru his scalp for the last 3 decades
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This is an excellent analysis
Great to have halo back
x2
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;D
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baldness is on the uprise some hair surgeon claimed
i think it is
the older generation is shocked by the prevalence of slap heads
i heard some old men talking about it in the barbershop
No doubt. I also saw many high school guys thinning.
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No doubt. I also saw many high school guys thinning.
i wonder why
creatine?
pulotion?
there is no baldness in my family ??? but i am going bald
oh well :-X
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i wonder why
creatine?
pulotion?
there is no baldness in my family ??? but i am going bald
oh well :-X
my dad was pretty bald my age and my hairline is perfect.
sometimes you just draw the short straw
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at the end of the Day Women smell and feel your manliness. I have had women comment on this. it´s from nature. I have had women say after a night together say, "i can still smell you in my bed". They love your scent.
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at the end of the Day Women smell and feel your manliness. I have had women comment on this. it´s from nature. I have had women say after a night together say, "i can still smell you in my bed". They love your scent.
steroids give my sweat a horrible smell
explain why?
some people will say "oh thats just because you sweat MORE"
bullshit...
even when i am freshly showered and exercise 10 minutes i am pooring sweat which has crazy smell ???
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at the end of the Day Women smell and feel your manliness. I have had women comment on this. it´s from nature. I have had women say after a night together say, "i can still smell you in my bed". They love your scent.
There's no theories or philosophies that make baldness a positive.
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LOL good one
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i wonder why
creatine?
pulotion?
there is no baldness in my family ??? but i am going bald
oh well :-X
My first surprise was walking into a high school and seeing that many of the girls looked 25 (not what I remember!). It could be hormones in food products changing body chemistry.
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steroids give my sweat a horrible smell
explain why?
some people will say "oh thats just because you sweat MORE"
bullshit...
even when i am freshly showered and exercise 10 minutes i am pooring sweat which has crazy smell ???
I do not take steroids.
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My first surprise was walking into a high school and seeing that many of the girls looked 25 (not what I remember!). It could be hormones in food products changing body chemistry.
maybe radiation
free radicals
:-X
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Many of the first skinheads were made up of
blacks Hebrew
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skinhead
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There's no theories or philosophies that make baldness a positive.
Actually there is a rather solid one, anecdotally I think many would agree.
When you start showing signs of aging, it instinctively forces one to consider their own mortality. This can give certain advantages, where risk taking, or worst yet pissing away time may disadvantageous. Obviously there is a advantage loss with a shortened peak appearance however there is also a significant gain if one is able to embrace such situation.
Evolution always gravitates to diverse strategies for many possible scenarios.
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Actually there is a rather solid one, anecdotally I think many would agree.
When you start showing signs of aging, it instinctively forces one to consider their own mortality. This can give certain advantages, where risk taking, or worst yet pissing away time may disadvantageous. Obviously there is a advantage loss with a shortened peak appearance however there is also a significant gain if one is able to embrace such situation.
Evolution always gravitates to diverse strategies for many possible scenarios.
Nothing beats a full head of hair, Jack.
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You sure its not something your eating or drinking doing this to you?
Years ago i had a b.o problem, I'd shower and literally smell again minutes later. luckily i ran out of the protein shake i was using which actually tasted disgusting. Within a day my b.o problem was cured
steroids give my sweat a horrible smell
explain why?
some people will say "oh thats just because you sweat MORE"
bullshit...
even when i am freshly showered and exercise 10 minutes i am pooring sweat which has crazy smell ???
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;D
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You sure its not something your eating or drinking doing this to you?
Years ago i had a b.o problem, I'd shower and literally smell again minutes later. luckily i ran out of the protein shake i was using which actually tasted disgusting. Within a day my b.o problem was cured
i only smell when i start pooring sweat (exercising or heat wave with broken airconditioning)
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=379502.0;attach=416237;image)
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How rim rat Asif looks like...
(http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120116072625/thecreatures/images/0/09/Ugly-guy.jpg)
daddy where are you???? me and clem miss you.... ahaaa
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Yes mine smelt when i was swetting, it was height of summer when i was using the shake and had the problem. So when i didn't have the protein shake anymore when i was swetting the smell was gone.
i only smell when i start pooring sweat (exercising or heat wave with broken airconditioning)
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;D
You pull it off
If I ever went bald which I doubt due to genetics, I'd go the wig route
(http://i61.tinypic.com/4j5652.jpg)
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You pull it off
If I ever went bald which I doubt due to genetics, I'd go the wig route
(http://i61.tinypic.com/4j5652.jpg)
He's a good looking guy (#nohomo), but I wonder what happens when the girl (guy?) he's with runs their fingers through his "hair?" Awkward.
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You pull it off
If I ever went bald which I doubt due to genetics, I'd go the wig route
(http://i61.tinypic.com/4j5652.jpg)
wearing a wig is the most beta move ever
he might as well roll over and die
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He's a good looking guy (#nohomo), but I wonder what happens when the girl (guy?) he's with runs their fingers through his "hair?" Awkward.
I've done some research, the hair pieces seem to be very durable and realistic these days.
I'd imagine Mike O'Hearn is waist deep in vagina
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I'd imagine Mike O'Hearn is waist deep in vagina
If that's the way he swings, I can't imagine how he wouldn't be, hair or no hair.
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(http://www.allwrestlingsuperstars.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/King-Kong-Bundy-in-Ring.jpg)
No wonder why Hogan had so many back surgeries. Bundy had to weight about 425lbs
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That's the older bald look I'm going for if my creatine experiment fails me and the side effects gets me
What bald guys think they look like:
(http://outsidemagazine.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83453140969e201310f905ddc970c-800wi)
What they really look like:
(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Music/Pix/pictures/2009/4/22/1240391122502/Billy-Corgan-of-Smashing--002.jpg)
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I'm considering this piece of work as I think it will draw a younger female crowd which is retro conscious ... not wearing panties.
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I'm considering this piece of work as I think it will draw a younger female crowd which is retro conscious ... not wearing panties.
Very undetectable ;D
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(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10636091_10152725876177783_1915932298610014252_n.jpg?oh=ff2148d348316c4d76fc3fc43d885b61&oe=5461CEB0&__gda__=1415506661_49192c602c8a9003d8e4d6a2e4d68f3f)
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You pull it off
If I ever went bald which I doubt due to genetics, I'd go the wig route
(http://i61.tinypic.com/4j5652.jpg)
O'hearn has a wig? I thought it was plugs.
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(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10636091_10152725876177783_1915932298610014252_n.jpg?oh=ff2148d348316c4d76fc3fc43d885b61&oe=5461CEB0&__gda__=1415506661_49192c602c8a9003d8e4d6a2e4d68f3f)
I hate to say it, but the lean man looks like Severostasis...
...is this more then a photo... maybe a non astral imprint of a past accident caught via a lens.
Very mysterious.
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O'hearn has a wig? I thought it was plugs.
It's a wig for sure
(http://i60.tinypic.com/2jfjajt.jpg)
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rich piana makes it sorta work
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rich piana makes it sorta work
How's your hairline holding up?
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How's your hairline holding up?
i think it hasnt changed
i've been taking 5 mg finasteride per day the last few months
i cut hair short tho i'm not sure if it's an improvement but definitely i dont have to pay a barber now
dominican chick thought it looks good but she was also saying my dick is big she just blowing smoke up my ass to tie me down
i dumped her soonafter
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i think it hasnt changed
i've been taking 5 mg finasteride per day the last few months
i cut hair short tho i'm not sure if it's an improvement but definitely i dont have to pay a barber now
dominican chick thought it looks good but she was also saying my dick is big she just blowing smoke up my ass to tie me down
i dumped her soonafter
soon you will get all the girls
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i think it hasnt changed
i've been taking 5 mg finasteride per day the last few months
i cut hair short tho i'm not sure if it's an improvement but definitely i dont have to pay a barber now
dominican chick thought it looks good but she was also saying my dick is big she just blowing smoke up my ass to tie me down
i dumped her soonafter
Yes it sounds like it, you can't trust those Dominican hoes.
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Yes it sounds like it, you can't trust those Dominican hoes.
def not
scambag said she was still married for paper matters
she sent me a message that her paper story is good now and she will be taking a one month vacation to dominican
where she has a 10 year old daughter
but she claims to be 26
story line is too legit to quit
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def not
scambag said she was still married for paper matters
she sent me a message that her paper story is good now and she will be taking a one month vacation to dominican
where she has a 10 year old daughter
but she claims to be 26
story line is too legit to quit
So she speaks Flemish too :D
Belgium is magnetic for central American chicks :D , poor old USA nobody want to go there anymore :'( :'( :'(
+ traveling from Dominica to EU is much much "cheaper'' than walking across Rio Grande ::)
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sounds great, from where i can import some beyoncé look-alike? ???
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Male Pattern Baldness isn't "earned", it's inherited crappy genetics. You're bald, I'm not. Deal with it.
Wrong there are plenty of hideous revolting fat blobs with whole heads of hair.
Baldness just means it is time to end your dna line by not reproducing or your lineage has history of inbreeding.
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sounds great, from where i can import some beyoncé look-alike? ???
Relocate to Australian Northern Territory, hips of 'beyonces' there ;D
& shit load of jobs like bus/truck drivers ;)
Thousands of unemployed but passing driving tests :-\
:D
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"The Wild Hair"
“There it is Fred, an enormous living toupee!”
"It certainly makes that old building look years younger."
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My first surprise was walking into a high school and seeing that many of the girls looked 25 (not what I remember!). It could be hormones in food products changing body chemistry.
Why are u walking into a HS? :D
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It's a wig for sure
(http://i60.tinypic.com/2jfjajt.jpg)
That's not looking too realistic right there...
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That's not looking too realistic right there...
O'Hearn has it all: the look, the "natty" muscles (*snicker*), the chicks (or dudes), but if he had to lose the wig, it would crash down. Faking hair makes the inevitable crash worse. He should have gently broke the world the news. First get a crew cut "for my fans in the military", then rock that for a while. Just keep shaving it "because it fits my active lifestyle", etc.
Shit writes itself.
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That's not looking too realistic right there...
You must be kidding if you believe that hair is of uniform nature around the dome.
Science has proven many times that the upper cranial grass regions are often darker and thicker in appearance than the lower clown belt.
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Wrong there are plenty of hideous revolting fat blobs with whole heads of hair.
Baldness just means it is time to end your dna line by not reproducing or your lineage has history of inbreeding.
LOL, good one.
I'm 55 and still have a full head of hair. Both my grandpas had hair and died at 86 and 99 yrs of age.
Make no mistake I'm glad to have my hair, but as I get older it's not that big a deal.
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LOL, good one.
I'm 55 and still have a full head of hair. Both my grandpas had hair and died at 86 and 99 yrs of age.
Make no mistake I'm glad to have my hair, but as I get older it's not that big a deal.
Yes but you're one of the bigger buffoons out here. Probably have Bozo hair.
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Yes but you're one of the bigger buffoons out here. Probably have Bozo hair.
LOL , " Bozo hair" , I spit my drink out from cracking up. Classic getbig zinger . ;D
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LOL , " Bozo hair" , I spit my drink out from cracking up. Classic getbig zinger . ;D
You have good hair.
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You have good hair.
If I ever shave my ass, I'll be happy to donate it to a balding getbigger in need of some transplant plugs. :o
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If I ever shave my ass, I'll be happy to donate it to a balding getbigger in need of some transplant plugs. :o
I hope I just shot to the top of the recipient list
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I hope I just shot to the top of the recipient list
:-X
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:o
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:o
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but it magically grew back as he aged.
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:-X
Desperate times call for desperate measures!
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I hope I just shot to the top of the recipient list
Yes, but you have to lick the crack after you shave it :P
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Desperate times call for desperate measures!
Tell you a true story. I remember a guy who was balding and i said to him i read an article that urine helps your hair grow back.. not long after his Beret stunk. He really was rubbing his piss on his head. I shit you not.
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Tell you a true story. I remember a guy who was balding and i said to him i read an article that urine helps your hair grow back.. not long after his Beret stunk. He really was rubbing his piss on his head. I shit you not.
LOL, good one.
I always wondered if you could get bikini models to fart in each others faces by convincing them the natural property of human flatulence was good for your skin / facial complexion ;)
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Yes, but you have to lick the crack after you shave it :P
Ill pass.
Tell you a true story. I remember a guy who was balding and i said to him i read an article that urine helps your hair grow back.. not long after his Beret stunk. He really was rubbing his piss on his head. I shit you not.
I absolutely believe you.
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LOL, good one.
I always wondered if you could get bikini models to fart in each others faces by convincing them the natural property of human flatulence was good for your skin / facial complexion ;)
;D ;D ;D
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LOL, good one.
I always wondered if you could get bikini models to fart in each others faces by convincing them the natural property of human flatulence was good for your skin / facial complexion ;)
Aren't u on 5 divorces? Wonder why...
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u can be bald and handsome eg kelly slater or jason statham
or bald and ugly, then youre really fucked
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u can be bald and handsome eg kelly slater or jason statham
or bald and ugly, then youre really fucked
as long as you can let go of the childish idea of "unconditional love" (ahahahaha irony) from women then all you need is some spare coins and you can make sweet love to a prostitute
problem solved
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baldness is a horrible affliction
but with enough muscles there will be some whores who will still go home with you :-X
Brutal stretch marks
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u can be bald and handsome eg kelly slater or jason statham
or bald and ugly, then youre really fucked
To paraphrase Halo: bald folks (slap heads) always bring up Statham as the counterpoint. But he is just that: a single point. And he probably would be 10x as boss with a thick head of luxurious hair.
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as long as you can let go of the childish idea of "unconditional love" (ahahahaha irony) from women then all you need is some spare coins and you can make sweet love to a prostitute
problem solved
Yes but their pussies smell rotten and you catch STDs.
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Didn't read thread, but to all the follically challenged who did:
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha ha!!!!!! Fuck you all baldies ;D ;D :D :D
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Yes but their pussies smell rotten and you catch STDs.
sometimes you are lucky and see a hooker walking to her window, just starting her day
i had this recently
she was freshly bathed and oiled up in skin lotions
smelled deliscious and i did 69 with her and imagined it was baby mama and i ate her chocolate pussy
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sometimes you are lucky and see a hooker walking to her window, just starting her day
i had this recently
she was freshly bathed and oiled up in skin lotions
smelled deliscious and i did 69 with her and imagined it was baby mama and i ate her chocolate pussy
Black pussy smells like dogfood anyway. Your father needs to smack the shit out of you.
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Is that through experience of one and have you had more than one? Surely not all smell like pedigree chum...
Black pussy smells like dogfood anyway. Your father needs to smack the shit out of you.
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=547188.0;attach=576226;image)
lmao I needed that
in the gym I really have to focus more on the sets than hoe asses :P
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no bald-related topic without Statham! :D
Check these losers:
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no bald-related topic without Statham! :D
Check these losers:
Lol, I remember this, never seen so much delusion
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no bald-related topic without Statham! :D
Check these losers:
Haha, guy at 1:00 looks like our own Shizzotron.
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:)
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sometimes you are lucky and see a hooker walking to her window, just starting her day
i had this recently
she was freshly bathed and oiled up in skin lotions
smelled deliscious and i did 69 with her and imagined it was baby mama and i ate her chocolate pussy
Ah, those streets of Brussels ......... ;D
Afro "hygiene" to the max :P
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no bald-related topic without Statham! :D
Check these losers:
there was this bouncer that used to work in one of more popular clubs here and i swear this guy was the exact copy of Statham + had like 15 - 20 pounds of muscle on him
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ive had aslight receading hairline since i was a kid, barber used to tell me id be bald by 20,im 49 now n hairline is still the same n i got full head of hair on top of head also,no bald spots at all. barbers dont always know what they r talking about
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whiteys always look like fucking shit bald
hebrew israelites make it work because of small, round cranium
(http://mallsurfer.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/mark-henry-bald.jpg)
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ive had aslight receading hairline since i was a kid, barber used to tell me id be bald by 20,im 49 now n hairline is still the same n i got full head of hair on top of head also,no bald spots at all. barbers dont always know what they r talking about
you beat the odds
generally he would have been right
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you beat the odds
generally he would have been right
Some men recede for a while then the recession stops or slows considerably. It's all a genetic lottery. I would have thicker hair than I do now if I hadn't ran a few cycles.
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If you are in your 40ies not having lost a hair you are having high estrogen levels. You will have feminine facial features and appearance, that will just anoy everybody.
Just creepy, in a plastic surgery, botox filled trophy wife faces kind of way.
Bullshit.
Every single old guy I know with thick hair looks the most masculine. Strong jawline, strong beard etc.
Epic failed attempt at marginalizing your superiors.
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Some men recede for a while then the recession stops or slows considerably. It's all a genetic lottery. I would have thicker hair than I do now if I hadn't ran a few cycles.
Yeah, but why the top of the head of all places?
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After I lost most of my hair the recession stopped completely. :D
My cranium feels like an American business during 1929.
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It's a wig for sure
(http://i60.tinypic.com/2jfjajt.jpg)
Nice orange toupee ::) You can see the glue at the forehead, where its pressed on his bald pate :'(
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toupet is even worse than bald
it is epitome of insecurity
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toupet is even worse than bald
it is epitome of insecurity
Is the toupee better or worse than the head tattoo in the hierarchy of follicular insecurity?
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Is the toupee better or worse than the head tattoo in the hierarchy of follicular insecurity?
tough question
both insanely insecure
but you can take a wig off you cant take the tattoo off :-X