What most bald men think they look like

[Archer77]

Desperate times call for desperate measures!

[Howard]

I hope I just shot to the top of the recipient list

Yes, but you have to lick the crack after you shave it 

[Donny]

Desperate times call for desperate measures!

Tell you a true story. I remember a guy who was balding and i said to him i read an article that urine helps your hair grow back.. not long after his Beret stunk. He really was rubbing his piss on his head. I shit you not.

[Howard]

Tell you a true story. I remember a guy who was balding and i said to him i read an article that urine helps your hair grow back.. not long after his Beret stunk. He really was rubbing his piss on his head. I shit you not.

LOL, good one.

I always wondered if you could get bikini models to fart in each others faces by convincing them the natural property of human flatulence was good for your  skin / facial complexion 

[Archer77]

Yes, but you have to lick the crack after you shave it 

Ill pass.

Tell you a true story. I remember a guy who was balding and i said to him i read an article that urine helps your hair grow back.. not long after his Beret stunk. He really was rubbing his piss on his head. I shit you not.

I absolutely believe you.

[Donny]

LOL, good one.

I always wondered if you could get bikini models to fart in each others faces by convincing them the natural property of human flatulence was good for your  skin / facial complexion 

[Bevo]

LOL, good one.

I always wondered if you could get bikini models to fart in each others faces by convincing them the natural property of human flatulence was good for your  skin / facial complexion 

Aren't u on 5 divorces? Wonder why...

[old-school-lifter]

u can be bald and handsome eg kelly slater or jason statham

or bald and ugly, then youre really fucked

[anabolichalo]

u can be bald and handsome eg kelly slater or jason statham

or bald and ugly, then youre really fucked

as long as you can let go of the childish idea of "unconditional love" (ahahahaha irony) from women then all you need is some spare coins and you can make sweet love to a prostitute

problem solved

[Danimal77]

baldness is a horrible affliction


but with enough muscles there will be some whores who will still go home with you

Brutal stretch marks

[_aj_]

u can be bald and handsome eg kelly slater or jason statham

or bald and ugly, then youre really fucked

To paraphrase Halo: bald folks (slap heads) always bring up Statham as the counterpoint. But he is just that: a single point. And he probably would be 10x as boss with a thick head of luxurious hair.

[jephrius]

as long as you can let go of the childish idea of "unconditional love" (ahahahaha irony) from women then all you need is some spare coins and you can make sweet love to a prostitute

problem solved

Yes but their pussies smell rotten and you catch STDs.

[BigCyp]

Didn't read thread, but to all the follically challenged who did:

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha ha!!!!!! Fuck you all baldies 

[anabolichalo]

Yes but their pussies smell rotten and you catch STDs.

sometimes you are lucky and see a hooker walking to her window, just starting her day

i had this recently

she was freshly bathed and oiled up in skin lotions

smelled deliscious and i did 69 with her and imagined it was baby mama and i ate her chocolate pussy

[jephrius]

sometimes you are lucky and see a hooker walking to her window, just starting her day

i had this recently

she was freshly bathed and oiled up in skin lotions

smelled deliscious and i did 69 with her and imagined it was baby mama and i ate her chocolate pussy

Black pussy smells like dogfood anyway. Your father needs to smack the shit out of you.

[hench]

Is that through experience of one and have you had more than one? Surely not all smell like pedigree chum...

Black pussy smells like dogfood anyway. Your father needs to smack the shit out of you.

[devilsmile]

lmao I needed that

in the gym I really have to focus more on the sets than hoe asses 

[Team Diver]

no bald-related topic without Statham!  
Check these losers:

[Army of One]

no bald-related topic without Statham!  
Check these losers:

Lol, I remember this, never seen so much delusion

[Hulkotron]

no bald-related topic without Statham!  
Check these losers:

Haha, guy at 1:00 looks like our own Shizzotron.

[WalterWhite]

 

[Teutonic Knight]

sometimes you are lucky and see a hooker walking to her window, just starting her day

i had this recently

she was freshly bathed and oiled up in skin lotions

smelled deliscious and i did 69 with her and imagined it was baby mama and i ate her chocolate pussy

Ah, those streets of Brussels .........
Afro "hygiene" to the max 

[kreator]

no bald-related topic without Statham!  
Check these losers:

there was this bouncer that used to work in one of more popular clubs here and i swear this guy was the exact copy of Statham  +  had like 15 - 20 pounds of muscle on him

[gracie bjj]

ive had aslight receading hairline since i was a kid, barber used to tell me id be bald by 20,im 49 now n hairline is still the same n i got full head of hair on top of head also,no bald spots at all. barbers dont always know what they r talking about

[anabolichalo]

whiteys always look like fucking shit bald

hebrew israelites make it work because of small, round cranium