Cops shoot and kill man holding toy gun in Wal-Mart

[visualizeperfection]

There has been some really top notch police work this last couple weeks.


A lot of "undesirables" have been removed from the gene pool. Great work.

[240 is Back]

to this day, i find it impossible to take a bubble bath, without arming myself with at least one super soaker.

it gets boring in there after like 5 minutes.  wasting the stack bubbles while waiting for the next entertaining "buttburp bubble" to materialize is awesome.

[Var City]

For what, pointing a realistic looking gun (which is a weapon) at customers, children and the cops and then refusing to drop it when ordered to do so?


At some point people have to take responsibility for their actions.

Ok so by that logic you, at some point, will be married to another man

Because of your homosexual preference

[Roger Bacon]

I can imagine an 11 year old Roger Bacon walking up to big tit milfs in white shirts and soaking them thoroughly.

My friends all resented the fact that I was so into their moms. 

[calfzilla]

My friends all resented the fact that I was so into their moms. 

True story:  my buddy and I went to another buddies house and his aunt was there who was pretty decent looking. We were about 21. Anyway, my friend would use the word MILF and he told me what it meant; however I thought it was something he came up with so I assumed him and I were the only ones that knew what it meant. So we are in the kitchen with the hot aunt and I say to my friend "milf"?  assuming only we knew what it meant. She never said anything but I wonder what she thought when I openly called her a milf. 

[240 is Back]

My friends all resented the fact that I was so into their moms.  

best song ever.   use this song on single moms and they just melt.  If the kid's name is johnny, just give a "Johnny's mom has got it going on".   She'll be on her knees in the laundry closet in no time.

[Roger Bacon]

True story:  my buddy and I went to another buddies house and his aunt was there who was pretty decent looking. We were about 21. Anyway, my friend would use the word MILF and he told me what it meant; however I thought it was something he came up with so I assumed him and I were the only ones that knew what it meant. So we are in the kitchen with the hot aunt and I say to my friend "milf"?  assuming only we knew what it meant. She never said anything but I wonder what she thought when I openly called her a milf. 

That's awesome 

[Roger Bacon]

best song ever.   use this song on single moms and they just melt.  If the kid's name is johnny, just give a "Johnny's mom has got it going on".   She'll be on her knees in the laundry closet in no time.

You've done more to advance my milf conquests than any other person. I owe you big time!!!

Looking up the tab now.