things that piss me off!!!!

[YngiweRhoads]

http://www.nuance.com/naturallyspeaking/

No more typing you lazy fucker.

[ShipSekki]

 not being able to see in the dark

 having to eat

 having to sleep or be awake at certain times

  typing on a keyboard in order to post this

how can this be resolved?

 Lose yourself in hard drugs. Let reality beautifully slip away.

[pro nitrousADRL]

When I go to a nice place to eat for a cheat meal I been looking forward to , and some fat bitch that smells sits next to me and is not wearing enough clothes,  I can see her kankles, and all of the fat jiggling on her arms as she stuffs her fat fucking face, all while drinking a diet coke.

[ShipSekki]

when i go to a nice place to eat for a cheat meal i been looking forward to , and some fat bitch that smells sits next to me and is not wearing enough clothes and i can see her kankles, and all of the fat jiggling on her arms as she stuffs her fat fucking face, all while drinking a diet coke.

 God bless the USA.

[pro nitrousADRL]

I think the blessing is wearing off nowa days

[pro nitrousADRL]

Also people who pack there entire fucking wardrobe into their gym back and proceed to empty it all over the floor, then have nuts enough to tell you to (watch out man) as they scramble to answer their ringing phone that is in the bottom of the bag, so they can sit on a piece of equipment for the next 15 min and talk on it while other people want to use it. This just happened today, otherwise I probably wouldn't have said it.

[Tapeworm]

Having a 28 hour circadian rhythm while living on a planet that revolves every 24.

[epic_alien]

explain this tapeworm

[Tapeworm]

explain this tapeworm

I'm generally ready for bed about 20 hours after getting up and then wake up naturally after 8 hours sleep.  It is most inconvenient.