Author Topic: Bouncers : the toughest breed out there (Read 18771 times)

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #125 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:03:53 AM »

Quote from: Bast175 on July 13, 2009, 07:28:53 PM

bouncers often have other bouncers helping them, plus it's super drunk guys they're usually 'fighting'.

Exactly. Bouncers with 4 other bouncers standing behind them = Tough Guy. Bouncers in the street by themselves = Little bitch.

Parker · « **Reply #126 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:13:36 AM »

Quote from: Swede! on July 13, 2009, 05:03:36 AM

This dude was a bouncer

Him vs. Tyson...

. Albeit, that dude he was fighting was a flunky

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #127 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:42:18 AM »

Quote from: Harry Spotter on July 13, 2009, 11:58:38 PM

haha, just got off the phone with Christopher Langan and he said you could help me solve at least half of these:

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These questions are from the Power test. This is called plagiarism dude. Not only that, questions have been answered already.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Meso_z · « **Reply #128 on:** July 14, 2009, 01:04:44 AM »

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #129 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:08:38 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on July 14, 2009, 12:03:53 AM

Exactly. Bouncers with 4 other bouncers standing behind them = Tough Guy. Bouncers in the street by themselves = Little bitch.

Well after trouble with 2 pricks one night they were waiting for me after work and each had a bottle
Didnt end too well for them
All doormen arent pussies
No doorman I know wears dresses
Do you?

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #130 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:37:59 AM »

Quote from: Okami on July 14, 2009, 02:08:38 AM

Well after trouble with 2 pricks one night they were waiting for me after work and each had a bottle
Didnt end too well for them
All doormen arent pussies
No doorman I know wears dresses
Do you?

Plus most of us carry ASP's (telescopic steel batons) and/or mace

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #131 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:42:03 AM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on July 14, 2009, 02:37:59 AM

Plus most of us carry ASP's (telescopic steel batons) and/or mace

Some,well a tiny minority carry batons here,very few carry knuckledusters,too many fat irish fuckers around just dying to testify to the cops if they see you doing any wrong
I had 12 witness statements against me for my biggest incident,all fat irish who couldnt mind their own business

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #132 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:45:35 AM »

Quote from: Okami on July 14, 2009, 02:42:03 AM

Some,well a tiny minority carry batons here,very few carry knuckledusters,too many fat irish fuckers around just dying to testify to the cops if they see you doing any wrong
I had 12 witness statements against me for my biggest incident,all fat irish who couldnt mind their own business

are you bitter because you got caught?

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #133 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:49:33 AM »

Quote from: bigdumbbell on July 14, 2009, 02:45:35 AM

are you bitter because you got caught?

No man,my life was on a downward spiral,I was working day and night and wasting my money
Me getting done resulted in getting sacked from the fire service,quitting bouncing,and starting my own business,yeah I still do long hours but I like it

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #134 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:16:55 AM »

Quote from: Okami on July 14, 2009, 02:49:33 AM

No man,my life was on a downward spiral,I was working day and night and wasting my money
Me getting done resulted in getting sacked from the fire service,quitting bouncing,and starting my own business,yeah I still do long hours but I like it

better 4 you to have your own bussiness..you will feel more fullfilled ..my oppinion

spinnis · « **Reply #135 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:17:56 AM »

Quote from: sevastase on July 14, 2009, 04:16:55 AM

better 4 you to have your own bussiness..you will feel more fullfilled ..my oppinion

+ you dont have to take fucking orders from no one

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #136 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:24:33 AM »

Quote from: Okami on July 14, 2009, 02:08:38 AM

Well after trouble with 2 pricks one night they were waiting for me after work and each had a bottle
Didnt end too well for them
All doormen arent pussies
No doorman I know wears dresses
Do you?

Oh brother

Another internet warrior.

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #137 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:48:28 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on July 14, 2009, 04:24:33 AM

Oh brother

Another internet warrior.

nope
Some guys here have seen the proof im far more than an internet warrior

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #138 on:** July 14, 2009, 05:04:33 AM »

Quote from: Okami on July 14, 2009, 04:48:28 AM

nope
Some guys here have seen the proof im far more than an internet warrior

more fighting stories Okami

Lord Humungous · « **Reply #139 on:** July 14, 2009, 05:05:39 AM »

Ive been a bouncer on and off for years, and have very few issues. 99% of them were dudes that were totally plowed and were just being assholes. Its the other one percent thats a problem- they tend to be just common everyday assholes that really want to start trouble.

CalvinH · « **Reply #140 on:** July 14, 2009, 05:40:38 AM »

I just go out with Natw,no problems,everybody is scared of him.

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #141 on:** July 14, 2009, 05:44:04 AM »

Quote from: sevastase on July 14, 2009, 05:04:33 AM

more fighting stories Okami

Well I emailed swede the irish newspaper report on one of my incidents bouncing

Spike · « **Reply #142 on:** July 14, 2009, 06:19:31 AM »

Quote from: MethodGNA on July 13, 2009, 09:49:45 PM

maybe there is somethign to that, maybe you are some kind of hyper-responder, all the dudes i know, who lost their hair from steroids..........are the ones who have gotten the most muscles from steroids.........maybe there is some kind of more efficient physiological chemical growth conversion you got goin on there.

team bald genetics

Marty Champions · « **Reply #143 on:** July 14, 2009, 06:21:45 AM »

i would do a standing press with Okami and throw him out of any night club, then drag him in an alley looking to dump his body in a fail-can

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #144 on:** July 14, 2009, 07:00:33 AM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on July 14, 2009, 06:21:45 AM

i would do a standing press with Okami and throw him out of any night club, then drag him in an alley looking to dump his body in a fail-can

You'd have to go outside your apartment to do all that so it wouldnt be realistic at all

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #145 on:** July 14, 2009, 07:26:34 AM »

Quote from: Okami on July 14, 2009, 07:00:33 AM

You'd have to go outside your apartment to do all that so it wouldnt be realistic at all

HA

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #146 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:33:02 PM »

I will say one thing to put the nail in the coffin in this thread.... it's 10x easier to deal with a 200lb athletic guy then a coked out 90lb chic. that's drank a bottle of grey goose and probably some ecstasy

You Vets know what I mean,

The Master · « **Reply #147 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:35:20 PM »

Quote from: Swede! on July 14, 2009, 04:17:56 AM

+ you dont have to take fucking orders from no one

Wrong. You answer to your customer and to your stakeholders

spinnis · « **Reply #148 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:36:06 PM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on July 14, 2009, 04:35:20 PM

Wrong. You answer to your customer and to your stakeholders

Im being nice to makes profits for MYSELF and im more then fine with that.

Spike · « **Reply #149 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:40:41 PM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on July 14, 2009, 04:33:02 PM

I will say one thing to put the nail in the coffin in this thread.... it's 10x easier to deal with a 200lb athletic guy then a coked out 90lb chic. that's drank a bottle of grey goose and probably some ecstasy

You Vets know what I mean,

= I'm a twink who cant lock some bitch up and fail at my easyass bouncing job and life in general

Author Topic: Bouncers : the toughest breed out there (Read 18771 times)

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