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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #75 on: September 03, 2012, 03:34:26 PM »
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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #76 on: September 03, 2012, 03:36:17 PM »
Quote from: wes on September 03, 2012, 03:33:49 PM
I kid, I kid!!

Exit only brother!

I tell you something else since we are sharing here - but this is true.

Yesterday I cracked one off, well as you may know if you haven't cracked one for a while you have obviously more cum, so I was fucking cuming all over the place - balanced the shit out of my cum just between the thumb and the index finger right? I stand up and a fucking MASSIVE DROP DROPS ON THE FUCKING KEYBOARD.
I cleaned parts off but there are two keys that are sticking together now  :-\
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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #77 on: September 03, 2012, 03:37:51 PM »
Quote from: Stark on September 03, 2012, 03:36:17 PM
I tell you something else since we are sharing here - but this is true.

Yesterday I cracked one off, well as you may know if you haven't cracked one for a while you have obviously more cum, so I was fucking cuming all over the place - balanced the shit out of my cum just between the thumb and the index finger right? I stand up and a fucking MASSIVE DROP DROPS ON THE FUCKING KEYBOARD.
I cleaned parts off but there are two keys that are sticking together now  :-\

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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #78 on: September 03, 2012, 04:19:09 PM »
Quote from: Stark on September 03, 2012, 03:36:17 PM
I tell you something else since we are sharing here - but this is true.

Yesterday I cracked one off, well as you may know if you haven't cracked one for a while you have obviously more cum, so I was fucking cuming all over the place - balanced the shit out of my cum just between the thumb and the index finger right? I stand up and a fucking MASSIVE DROP DROPS ON THE FUCKING KEYBOARD.
I cleaned parts off but there are two keys that are sticking together now  :-\
Thanks for sharing Stark!

YIKES!! ;D
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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #79 on: September 03, 2012, 04:25:24 PM »
Johnny can tell you to eat fucking Shoe Polish if he likes; you fucking do it, right
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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #80 on: September 03, 2012, 04:42:11 PM »
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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #81 on: September 03, 2012, 04:47:20 PM »
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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #82 on: September 03, 2012, 04:59:52 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on September 03, 2012, 04:42:11 PM

 

your shades are similar to the ones that stallone wore in nighthawks falcon

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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #83 on: September 03, 2012, 05:02:37 PM »
Quote from: dj181 on September 03, 2012, 04:59:52 PM
 

your shades are similar to the ones that stallone wore in nighthawks falcon


yes most of my sunglasses ill find discarded on the side of a road somewhere or just lying around near some suspect neighborhood. i have had this particular pair for a while
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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #84 on: September 03, 2012, 10:39:27 PM »
Quote from: OneMoreRep on September 03, 2012, 09:45:08 AM
I love you too Wes..

..and not like these perverts are thinking, I actually want to eat your ass out.

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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #85 on: September 03, 2012, 10:58:10 PM »
Quote from: BigCyp on September 03, 2012, 07:29:48 AM
Why does it smell like cock around here when you post threads?
I knew my nose was calling me for a reason. 
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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #86 on: September 04, 2012, 12:47:42 AM »
Quote from: booty on September 03, 2012, 10:58:10 PM
I knew my nose was calling me for a reason. 

Hahaha you little whore  ;D
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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #87 on: September 04, 2012, 12:49:40 AM »
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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #88 on: September 04, 2012, 01:05:37 AM »
Quote from: FKNFKER on September 03, 2012, 07:10:49 AM
He must be at least 30% bodyfat, why is this retard always commenting on what is healthy and what is not, it's like dude you're fucking obese, go on the treadmill and lower your calories

Johnny Falcon possessed the greatest physique, known on getbig.  He gained weight for greater health.

I'm trying to be a non confrontational white man in the great falcon image.
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