So this dude that lifts with us has a well known whore banging him weekly. This well known whore is also married to some prick that goes to the same gym. The dude was getting changed and his boy was like "damn kid, who did you fu*k last night 'freddy krueger' ?' I noticed that 'dude' was pretty scratched up, then the girl who he is banging husband came over and said..."you really need to stop sleeping with your dog" ...the dude looked at him and said "Whats worse is that the bitch isn't even mine" ...we all laughed and the prick had no idea what was the big deal. hahahahahh then i powdered my balls and left.
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