derek, i have a question:
last night when you were doing a session with me and "spooge_on_your_deltoids_ 69" in the chat room, when that black guy shot the load on your face...remember? how do you keep it out of your eyes like that? also, what kind of anal lube do you use, because, i mean, 2 baseball bats? anyways, just wanted to say thank you for the service. oh, and to answer your email, yes, the 3.99 annual fee for your membership did show up on my statement.
sincerely,
"derek_anthony_is_anal_ki ng"