King Kamali - I look like an overgrown Hobbit on the treadmill

[Skeletor]

He should go on a 40 day water fast, completely detox his body from all the shit he's put into it over the years, completely clean out.

Even a 40 month water fast can't detox Kamali.

[The Keto Kid]

Even a 40 month water fast can't detox Kamali.

there's clinics that specialize In long-term fasting, he should check himself into one and just clean out, he'd shrink his giant gut for sure.

[Fortress]

He looks like TOTAL shit.

Possibly the worst post-career bodybuilder’s physique, ever.

[Taffin]

He looks like TOTAL shit.

Possibly the worst post-career bodybuilder’s physique, ever.

Brutal

[Taffin]

Brutal

And true

[Kwon]

He looks like TOTAL shit.

Possibly the worst post-career bodybuilder’s physique, ever.

Luge Lexer?

[The Keto Kid]

Dude wtf??

[robcguns]

Dude wtf??

What a fucking mess.

[Taffin]

Dude wtf??

I know - and he's calling 271 pounds in that picture...

Even after McCarver
Rhoden
Kali Muscle
Cedric

Still, it's worth shortening your life and never watching your beautiful kids grow up and bless you with grandchildren, as long as you can look like this for a few brief years in your early fifties... I mean, who wouldn't make that trade..?

[Megalodon]

I know - and he's calling 271 pounds in that picture...

Even after McCarver
Rhoden
Kali Muscle
Cedric

Still, it's worth shortening your life and never watching your beautiful kids grow up and bless you with grandchildren, as long as you can look like this for a few brief years in your early fifties... I mean, who wouldn't make that trade..?

Not to be positive or negative but Kamali could easily pass as Mexican.

[Flexacon]

Not to be positive or negative but Kamali could easily pass as Mexican.

To be very negative, he could easily pass as mentally retarded too

[The Keto Kid]

I know - and he's calling 271 pounds in that picture...

Even after McCarver
Rhoden
Kali Muscle
Cedric

Still, it's worth shortening your life and never watching your beautiful kids grow up and bless you with grandchildren, as long as you can look like this for a few brief years in your early fifties... I mean, who wouldn't make that trade..?

He just looks super toxic and extremely inflammatory, the bloat, skin texture, dark eye circles (usually from excessive sugar and caffeine consumption) really he's an ideal candidate to start prolonged fasting immediately. It would do wonders for him.

[Stephano]

I'm getting serious late-stage Derek Anthony vibes, bros.   

[Taffin]

Not to be positive or negative but Kamali could easily pass as Mexican.

To be very negative, he could easily pass as mentally retarded too

Retrasadinho..?

[Taffin]

I'm getting serious late-stage Derek Anthony vibes, bros.   

Whatever could you mean..?

[michael arvilla]

Would definitely benefit/ look a lot better if he “ cleaned completely out” ….totally detox (bring the weight down ) look at Fux … then could always do a little more than HRT/TRT…live long for your children's sake!

[Taffin]

He just looks super toxic and extremely inflammatory, the bloat, skin texture, dark eye circles (usually from excessive sugar and caffeine consumption) really he's an ideal candidate to start prolonged fasting immediately. It would do wonders for him.

Bro - he already eats a super clean diet + lots of pills

[Skeletor]

[Taffin]

^^ 

[The Keto Kid]

Bro - he already eats a super clean diet + lots of pills

Other than the burger that diet is complete shit, all those synthetic pills/vitamins are absolutely useless, egg whites are completely null and void of any nutrients. The guy needs to completely revamp everything.

[Rambone]

Offseason. Clearly offseason.

[AbrahamG]

Would definitely benefit/ look a lot better if he “ cleaned completely out” ….totally detox (bring the weight down ) look at Fux … then could always do a little more than HRT/TRT…live long for your children's sake!

I totally agree Mike.  Plus, doctors on the East Coast typically start your TRT at 500mgs of test, 40mg's of var and 2-4 iu's of gh.  Wait 90 days, pull labs and adjust upward if needed.   

[BB]

"So I said to the guy, You gonna fix the shwarma machine or not? The fuckin thing stopped spinning, I just bought it from you 2 months ago, and he goes "First off, it's a gyro machine, not a shwarma machine". Can you believe this guy Habibi?!"

[Rambone]

I totally agree Mike.  Plus, doctors on the East Coast typically start your TRT at 500mgs of test, 40mg's of var and 2-4 iu's of gh.  Wait 90 days, pull labs and adjust upward if needed.   

 

[Taffin]

"So I said to the guy, You gonna fix the shwarma machine or not? The fuckin thing stopped spinning, I just bought it from you 2 months ago, and he goes "First off, it's a gyro machine, not a shwarma machine". Can you believe this guy Habibi?!"

 
 

Funnily enough, one of my friends is Persian - he refers to himself as this rather than Iranian as he is a Christian and chooses not to be identified with Iran - works for him, anyway.  And he uses the word 'habibi' a lot (due to the fact that he owns a dog that is even gayer than mine)

Thanks for making me smile