Author Topic: Cavill in The Witcher (Read 11472 times)

SOMEPARTS · « **Reply #25 on:** April 03, 2021, 04:00:53 PM »

Quote from: King Shizzo on December 29, 2020, 11:33:42 AM

From the looks of it, Gina was probably banging Henry. Apparently Mr. Cavill also doesn't know what a tailor is as well.

I'll send you 50 bucks if you post a current picture of yourself in a suit that fits well this evening.

The Scott · « **Reply #26 on:** April 03, 2021, 04:04:29 PM »

Quote from: SOMEPARTS on April 03, 2021, 04:00:53 PM

I'll send you 50 bucks if you post a current picture of yourself in a suit that fits well this evening.

Don't be too hard on the lad. Imagine if the greatest compliment you ever received on how you dressed was, "Nice frock, lassie. You were smart to remove all the curtain rings"...
...

Straw Man must be his tailor.

Phantom Spunker · « **Reply #27 on:** April 03, 2021, 04:45:52 PM »

Quote from: SOMEPARTS on April 03, 2021, 04:00:53 PM

I'll send you 50 bucks if you post a current picture of yourself in a suit that fits well this evening.

The sartorial yoke under which poor Shizzo labors is unduly heavy. A genetic predisposition to alcoholism and gluttony due to familial inbreeding has only further ravaged his pear-shaped physique. Sadly, this means that the fifty dollars is out of reach for him - much like sobriety and a sexual relationship with a woman. The closest he will get to either Savile Row or Cavill's Ho is when his moon face accidentally connects with the computer monitor as he sways back and forth in a drunken stupor.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #28 on:** April 03, 2021, 08:51:28 PM »

Quote from: Phantom Spunker on April 03, 2021, 04:45:52 PM

The sartorial yoke under which poor Shizzo labors is unduly heavy. A genetic predisposition to alcoholism and gluttony due to familial inbreeding has only further ravaged his pear-shaped physique. Sadly, this means that the fifty dollars is out of reach for him - much like sobriety and a sexual relationship with a woman. The closest he will get to either Savile Row or Cavill's Ho is when his moon face accidentally connects with the computer monitor as he sways back and forth in a drunken stupor.

Lol!

Gregzs · « **Reply #29 on:** April 17, 2021, 10:16:29 PM »

Henry Cavill Home Workout With Update On His Injury

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #30 on:** April 18, 2021, 08:45:08 AM »

Superman doesn't need to workout. He's strong because of the gravitation differential between Earth and Krypton. Everyone knows this.

Hypertrophy · « **Reply #31 on:** April 18, 2021, 02:27:07 PM »

Quote from: Humble Narcissist on April 18, 2021, 08:45:08 AM

Superman doesn't need to workout. He's strong because of the gravitation differential between Earth and Krypton. Everyone knows this.

^This. This shit doesn't get taught in school anymore, haha

joswift · « **Reply #32 on:** April 18, 2021, 02:34:03 PM »

Quote from: Humble Narcissist on April 18, 2021, 08:45:08 AM

Superman doesn't need to workout. He's strong because of the gravitation differential between Earth and Krypton. Everyone knows this.

as such he wouldnt be able to stress his muscles enough to have a decent physique
He would look like this guy

Kwon · « **Reply #33 on:** April 18, 2021, 04:10:55 PM »

Quote from: joswift on April 18, 2021, 02:34:03 PM

as such he wouldnt be able to stress his muscles enough to have a decent physique
He would look like this guy

Which he does in Flashpoint Paradox

pamith · « **Reply #34 on:** April 18, 2021, 05:27:22 PM »

Quote from: joswift on November 13, 2019, 01:04:12 PM

annoying bitch, switched off after 5 seconds..

You have a crush on her

Gregzs · « **Reply #35 on:** July 09, 2021, 09:58:33 PM »

The Witcher: Season 2 Teaser Trailer

Gregzs · « **Reply #36 on:** July 10, 2021, 08:52:33 PM »

The Witcher: Nightmare of the Wolf

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #37 on:** July 11, 2021, 03:02:25 AM »

Quote from: joswift on April 18, 2021, 02:34:03 PM

as such he wouldnt be able to stress his muscles enough to have a decent physique
He would look like this guy

Good point, Superman should be a skinny twink. I'm sure he will be in the future and probably gay as well.

Kwon · « **Reply #38 on:** July 11, 2021, 08:24:24 AM »

Quote from: Humble Narcissist on July 11, 2021, 03:02:25 AM

Good point, Superman should be a skinny twink. I'm sure he will be in the future and probably gay as well.

+ black + tranny

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #39 on:** July 11, 2021, 03:24:03 PM »

Quote from: Kwon on July 11, 2021, 08:24:24 AM

+ black + tranny

And anti Trump.

Gregzs · « **Reply #40 on:** December 23, 2021, 11:10:49 PM »

Jaskier - I'm an Artist

SweetDaddySiki · « **Reply #41 on:** December 24, 2021, 05:53:51 AM »

What's up with his chin? Is that a HGH chin? It's hard to look at. And where's the nudity? Last season had great nudity; I'm a few episodes in and nothing. I'm waiting for Yennifer to get naked again.

a_pupil · « **Reply #42 on:** December 24, 2021, 06:42:43 AM »

Cavill didn't take his shirt off this season. No likey.

Ciri gained some grown woman/lockdown curves for this season to go with the pretty face. Daenerys who?

Gregzs · « **Reply #43 on:** September 11, 2022, 10:08:57 AM »

The Witcher Season 3 Wraps Filming

"Going by the usual post-production times and adding a generous 8 months from today’s date, Season 3 of The Witcher should be ready for viewing by April/May 2023. That being said, it’s another question when will Netflix choose to release it. Some people speculate that it would be December 2023, but that would seem very odd and unreasonable to hold a finished product for an extra seven months."

https://redanianintelligence.com/2022/09/09/the-witcher-season-3-wraps-filming/