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Title: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: The True Adonis on June 02, 2008, 06:01:03 AM
?
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: 240 is Back on June 02, 2008, 06:02:26 AM
hammer curls for biceps and that forearm tie in.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: The True Adonis on June 02, 2008, 06:03:04 AM
How did Mr. Zottman see his legacy that he has left us?
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: DK II on June 02, 2008, 06:03:34 AM
Holy shiiiiiiit!!

TA asks a question and 240 answers it!!

I feel like in 2005!

Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: 240 is Back on June 02, 2008, 06:04:01 AM
How did Mr. Zottman see his legacy that he has left us?


Larry Zottman was a graceful man who loved all things shirtless.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: Monster81 on June 02, 2008, 06:06:09 AM
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: The True Adonis on June 02, 2008, 06:06:17 AM
The patent truth was that Zottman was just obese and deluded himself to thinking he invented a revolutionary new workout routine as evidenced here by this pictogram:

(http://www.oldtimestrongman.com/images10/george_zottman23.gif)
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: DK II on June 02, 2008, 06:07:06 AM
The patent truth was that Zottman was just obese and deluded himself to thinking he invented a revolutionary new workout routine as evidenced here by this pictogram:

(http://www.oldtimestrongman.com/images10/george_zottman23.gif)

Are you saying people like SF will still be laughed about in 100 years?
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: The True Adonis on June 02, 2008, 06:10:55 AM
I am willing to bet the farm and the donkey that Mr. Col. M.J. Horton in fact was better at the Zottman Curl than its purveyor, Mr. George "FatNeck" Zottman.

(http://www.vermontcivilwar.org/pw/gar/horton-myron.jpg)
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: Tapeworm on June 02, 2008, 06:11:46 AM
I like the idea of the negative being paired with the weaker palm out position.  I never do 'em but it makes good sense.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: DK II on June 02, 2008, 06:12:55 AM
I am willing to bet the farm and the donkey that Mr. Col. M.J. Horton in fact was better at the Zottman Curl than its purveyor, Mr. George "FatNeck" Zottman.



i totally agree with you!
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: The True Adonis on June 02, 2008, 06:17:31 AM
The Iphone Zottman Curl doesn`t seem to procure any such desired result.  Interesting to note that no matter how versatile the Zottman Curl may be, in any form it is relegated to uselessness. 

(http://estrip.org/elmwood/users/paul/images/0106/SkinnyFat4549.jpg)
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: Lord Humungous on June 02, 2008, 06:19:05 AM
The Iphone Zottman Curl doesn`t seem to procure any such desired result.  Interesting to note that no matter how versatile the Zottman Curl may be, in any form it is relegated to uselessness. 

(http://estrip.org/elmwood/users/paul/images/0106/SkinnyFat4549.jpg)
Hes got more muscle than you, tiny tit and a better phone
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: DK II on June 02, 2008, 06:25:47 AM
The Iphone Zottman Curl doesn`t seem to procure any such desired result.  Interesting to note that no matter how versatile the Zottman Curl may be, in any form it is relegated to uselessness. 

(http://estrip.org/elmwood/users/paul/images/0106/SkinnyFat4549.jpg)


Adonix, you're looking great nowadays!!

How does the AIDS mediation work for you?
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: The True Adonis on June 02, 2008, 06:27:20 AM
Indeed.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cf/StuartGilbertJohnRandolph.jpg)
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: Tapeworm on June 02, 2008, 06:27:31 AM
Does this count?


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Don't jerk it.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: The True Adonis on June 02, 2008, 06:33:04 AM
Now the lot of you would be good to subscribe to my Youtube channel in order remove the swirling black cloud of ignorance that has, to this point, been forever looming in your dismal forecast.



Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: DK II on June 02, 2008, 06:34:00 AM
meltdown.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on June 02, 2008, 06:54:06 AM
Now the lot of you would be good to subscribe to my Youtube channel in order remove the swirling black cloud of ignorance that has, to this point, been forever looming in your dismal forecast.





I'm sort of confused.

Nothing revolves around mayan calenders, eggs or massive amount of sea salt infused water in what you are saying. A return to logic perhaps?
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: michael arvilla on June 02, 2008, 06:55:32 AM
hahahhahah!
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: dr.chimps on June 02, 2008, 06:57:38 AM

Larry Zottman was a graceful man who loved all [FEMALE] things shirtless.

FFY!  ;)
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: dr.chimps on June 02, 2008, 06:59:22 AM
Now the lot of you would be good to subscribe to my Youtube channel in order remove the swirling black cloud of ignorance that has, to this point, been forever looming in your dismal forecast.




Ah, Mr. Vidal. Love that man...except for the, ahem *cough* cocksucking *cough*   :)
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: Tapeworm on June 02, 2008, 07:01:10 AM
FFY!  ;)

Can we say the same of Gore "The Sky Is Falling... Again" Vidal?

His jeans were teh cool back in the 80s.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: dr.chimps on June 02, 2008, 07:07:22 AM
Can we say the same of Gore "The Sky Is Falling... Again" Vidal?

His jeans were teh cool back in the 80s.
Good point. The last 20 years or so, his relevance has slipped, but I give him a pass as his writing was always first rate (maybe not the novels) and he had that rare 'I don't give a f*ck attitude' when skewering an opponent. His squabbles with William Buckley always made me smile.  :)

/skimmed his daniel shays essays just last week. more held up than didn't. that says something
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: The True Adonis on June 02, 2008, 07:11:58 AM
Good point. The last 20 years or so, his relevance has slipped, but I give him a pass as his writing was always first rate (maybe not the novels) and he had that rare 'I don't give a f*ck attitude' when skewering an opponent. His squabbles with William Buckley always made me smile.  :)

/skimmed his daniel shays essays just last week. more held up than didn't. that says something
Try Burr.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: Miss Demeanor on June 02, 2008, 07:14:33 AM
The patent truth was that Zottman was just obese and deluded himself to thinking he invented a revolutionary new workout routine as evidenced here by this pictogram:

(http://www.oldtimestrongman.com/images10/george_zottman23.gif)

Deluded?

Oh, the irony :lol:

I hate to break it to ya, but photos and pictograms aren't synonymous.  You make this sort of mistake almost every time you try to sound smart here (e.g., like the time you wrote you were in the "accompaniment of intellectuals"). 

Consult thy trusty Internet thesaurus next time, kiddo.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: The True Adonis on June 02, 2008, 07:16:50 AM
Greatness.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5e/Nbodybuilder.jpg/180px-Nbodybuilder.jpg)
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on June 02, 2008, 07:17:37 AM
Aryan perfection.

Big plans on the horizon.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: Tapeworm on June 02, 2008, 07:20:01 AM
Good point. The last 20 years or so, his relevance has slipped, but I give him a pass as his writing was always first rate (maybe not the novels) and he had that rare 'I don't give a f*ck attitude' when skewering an opponent. His squabbles with William Buckley always made me smile.  :)

/skimmed his daniel shays essays just last week. more held up than didn't. that says something

You know more about him that I fo sho.  I agree with a lot of what he says, his stance that America has been stolen from the people (a fool and his constitutional rights are soon parted), etc.  He seems to enjoy the critic's privilege of griping without offering a solution however, which makes him come off as a bit of an angry old man even when I agree with his POV.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: dr.chimps on June 02, 2008, 07:20:32 AM
Try Burr.
Yup. Good point. That is a highlight. I always preferred his political essays. His USA collection is superior to the later Point to Point Navigation, tho. When he passes, who will be the resident American muckraker!?

/in canada, we still have no one who has stepped up and taken mordechai richler's place  :'(
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: The True Adonis on June 02, 2008, 07:36:44 AM
Yup. Good point. That is a highlight. I always preferred his political essays. His USA collection is superior to the later Point to Point Navigation, tho. When he passes, who will be the resident American muckraker!?

/in canada, we still have no one who has stepped up and taken mordechai richler's place  :'(
I shudder at the thought of his passing.  Its as if an entire stock of a rare and magnificent  horse will gallop no more.  At least the old Stallion still has some strength to rear and flash its tired mane before that one last jaunt into the gentle night.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: Miss Demeanor on June 02, 2008, 07:50:26 AM
Greatness.

No, it's spelled "delusional" honey.

But that's OK: I know your ilk can't admit when they're mistaken.  And why should you?  It must be easier to gloss over f**k-ups, wax pathetic about horses and post two-year-old pictures of a boy at 7% bodyfat and a scale-shattering 160 lbs. 
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: CT_Muscle on June 02, 2008, 07:57:43 AM
No, it's spelled "delusional" honey.

But that's OK: I know your ilk can't admit when they're mistaken.  And why should you?  It must be easier to gloss over f**k-ups, wax pathetic about horses and post two-year-old pictures of a boy at 7% bodyfat and a scale-shattering 160 lbs. 


 ;D
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: warchild on June 02, 2008, 08:03:13 AM
No, it's spelled "delusional" honey.

But that's OK: I know your ilk can't admit when they're mistaken.  And why should you?  It must be easier to gloss over f**k-ups, wax pathetic about horses and post two-year-old pictures of a boy at 7% bodyfat and a scale-shattering 160 lbs. 


lmao.....goddamn, that was harsh
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: The True Adonis on June 02, 2008, 08:04:29 AM
No, it's spelled "delusional" honey.

But that's OK: I know your ilk can't admit when they're mistaken.  And why should you?  It must be easier to gloss over f**k-ups, wax pathetic about horses and post two-year-old pictures of a boy at 7% bodyfat and a scale-shattering 160 lbs. 

Always good of you to Meltdown.  I get a giggle when I purposely induce tirades of ineffectual tension that haunt your entire mental constitution.  Such a simple way to coax out the roach with such leisurely effort in order to step on it ever so unassumingly.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: warchild on June 02, 2008, 08:10:19 AM
TA, get over yourself.....you're a skinny prick
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: McFarland on June 02, 2008, 08:11:23 AM
Always good of you to Meltdown.  I get a giggle when I purposely induce tirades of ineffectual tension that haunt your entire mental constitution.  Such a simple way to coax out the roach with such leisurely effort in order to step on it ever so unassumingly.

Are you planning on defending your Mr. Getbig title Adam?
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: Bluto on June 02, 2008, 08:18:21 AM
can someone tell me what the hell this thread is all about
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: The True Adonis on June 02, 2008, 08:19:41 AM
Are you planning on defending your Mr. Getbig title Adam?

The mantel is already dusted off. A second victory is inevitable.

In fact, I have begun my Diet with Jefferson Davis Pie.

As you can see, Mr. Jefferson Davis was extremely lean and this of course was attained by eating his favorite pie as a staple in his diet.  It now shares his namesake.

(http://www.sonofthesouth.net/leefoundation/Jefferson_Davis/jefferson_Davis_pic.jpg)



Jefferson Davis pie

3⁄4 cup plus 1 tbsp. flour
1⁄2 tbsp. plus 2⁄3 cup sugar
1 tsp. fine salt
12 tbsp. unsalted butter, diced
2⁄3 cup packed light brown sugar
2⁄3 cup buttermilk
1⁄2 tsp. freshly grated nutmeg
4 egg yolks plus 1 egg


1. Put the flour, 1⁄2 tbsp. sugar, and 1⁄2 tsp. salt into a food processor and pulse to combine. Add 6 tbsp. of the butter and pulse until pea-size pieces have formed. Drizzle in 2–3 tbsp. ice water; pulse until dough just comes together. Turn dough out onto a floured surface; form into a ball. Flatten into a disk and wrap tightly in plastic wrap. Chill for at least 1 hour.


2. On a floured surface, roll dough into a 12" circle about 1⁄8" thick; transfer to a 9" pie pan. Trim dough, leaving a 1⁄2" overhang; fold edges under. Flute edges with fingers. Chill for 1 hour.


3. Heat oven to 325°. Pour water into a 4-quart saucepan to a depth of 1"; bring to a simmer over medium-low heat. Whisk together remaining sugar and salt, brown sugar, buttermilk, nutmeg, egg yolks, and egg. Set bowl over saucepan. Add remaining butter; cook, whisking frequently, until smooth and warm, about 5 minutes. Remove from heat; let cool for 5 minutes. Pour mixture into chilled pie shell. Bake until center is just set, 45–50 minutes. Transfer pie to cooling rack; let cool completely before serving, about 2 hours.

Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: warchild on June 02, 2008, 08:25:55 AM
When you have the appearance of A Somali AIDS victim, you can eat all the pie you want fucko
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on June 02, 2008, 08:25:58 AM
hammer curls for biceps and that forearm tie in.

Wrong.

The Zottman curl is done across the body. Each time one curls the dumbell is pulled along the center of the body in an arc like fashion.

The Beef
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: haider on June 02, 2008, 08:27:30 AM
Wrong.

The Zottman curl is done across the body. Each time one curls the dumbell is pulled along the center of the body in an arc like fashion.

The Beef
No, that is not a zottman curl, I believe what you just described is a 'pinwheel curl'.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: haider on June 02, 2008, 08:29:44 AM
Deluded?

Oh, the irony :lol:

I hate to break it to ya, but photos and pictograms aren't synonymous.  You make this sort of mistake almost every time you try to sound smart here (e.g., like the time you wrote you were in the "accompaniment of intellectuals"). 

Consult thy trusty Internet thesaurus next time, kiddo.
hahahahaha, oh man  ;D
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on June 02, 2008, 08:41:08 AM
The mantel is already dusted off. A second victory is inevitable.

In fact, I have begun my Diet with Jefferson Davis Pie.

As you can see, Mr. Jefferson Davis was extremely lean and this of course was attained by eating his favorite pie as a staple in his diet.  It now shares his namesake.

(http://www.sonofthesouth.net/leefoundation/Jefferson_Davis/jefferson_Davis_pic.jpg)



Jefferson Davis pie

3⁄4 cup plus 1 tbsp. flour
1⁄2 tbsp. plus 2⁄3 cup sugar
1 tsp. fine salt
12 tbsp. unsalted butter, diced
2⁄3 cup packed light brown sugar
2⁄3 cup buttermilk
1⁄2 tsp. freshly grated nutmeg
4 egg yolks plus 1 egg


1. Put the flour, 1⁄2 tbsp. sugar, and 1⁄2 tsp. salt into a food processor and pulse to combine. Add 6 tbsp. of the butter and pulse until pea-size pieces have formed. Drizzle in 2–3 tbsp. ice water; pulse until dough just comes together. Turn dough out onto a floured surface; form into a ball. Flatten into a disk and wrap tightly in plastic wrap. Chill for at least 1 hour.


2. On a floured surface, roll dough into a 12" circle about 1⁄8" thick; transfer to a 9" pie pan. Trim dough, leaving a 1⁄2" overhang; fold edges under. Flute edges with fingers. Chill for 1 hour.


3. Heat oven to 325°. Pour water into a 4-quart saucepan to a depth of 1"; bring to a simmer over medium-low heat. Whisk together remaining sugar and salt, brown sugar, buttermilk, nutmeg, egg yolks, and egg. Set bowl over saucepan. Add remaining butter; cook, whisking frequently, until smooth and warm, about 5 minutes. Remove from heat; let cool for 5 minutes. Pour mixture into chilled pie shell. Bake until center is just set, 45–50 minutes. Transfer pie to cooling rack; let cool completely before serving, about 2 hours.



golden
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on June 02, 2008, 08:43:21 AM
No, that is not a zottman curl, I believe what you just described is a 'pinwheel curl'.


Wrong.

The Beef
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: Tapeworm on June 02, 2008, 08:44:32 AM


Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: D_1000 on June 02, 2008, 08:54:14 AM
The mantel is already dusted off. A second loss is inevitable.

Good luck on that one! Hopefully Whateva does not compete, so we do not have to suffer months of you crying afterwards.  8)
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on June 02, 2008, 09:18:56 AM
Greatness.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5e/Nbodybuilder.jpg/180px-Nbodybuilder.jpg)



2nd Place...  ;)



Just messing with you, pal.  No hard feelings..eh
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: The True Adonis on June 02, 2008, 09:36:07 AM


2nd Place...  ;)



Just messing with you, pal.  No hard feelings..eh
Why should there be any feelings of animosity?  As Thomas Jefferson says I still pity the blacks.  While it is true you are no longer implemented as a domestic animal or useful tool writ large, unfortunately you still have to yoke the burden of Georges-Louis Leclerc Comte de Buffon`s  musings. 

Thomas Jefferson further illustrates his point with Notes on Virginia Circa 1787

The circumstance of superior beauty, is thought worthy attention in the propagation of our horses, dogs, and other domestic animals; why not in that of man?

Besides those of colour, figure, and hair, there are other physical distinctions proving a difference of race. They have less hair on the face and body. They secrete less by the kidnies, and more by the glands of the skin, which gives them a very strong and disagreeable odour. This greater degree of transpiration renders them more tolerant of heat, and less so of cold, than the whites. Perhaps too a difference of structure in the pulmonary apparatus, which a late ingenious (* 1) experimentalist has discovered to be the principal regulator of animal heat, may have disabled them from extricating, in the act of inspiration, so much of that fluid from the outer air, or obliged them in expiration, to part with more of it.

They seem to require less sleep. A black, after hard labour through the day, will be induced by the slightest amusements to sit up till midnight, or later, though knowing he must be out with the first dawn of the morning. They are at least as brave, and more adventuresome. But this may perhaps proceed from a want of forethought, which prevents their seeing a danger till it be present. When present, they do not go through it with more coolness or steadiness than the whites.


They are more ardent after their female: but love seems with them to be more an eager desire, than a tender delicate mixture of sentiment and sensation. Their griefs are transient. Those numberless afflictions, which render it doubtful whether heaven has given life to us in mercy or in wrath, are less felt, and sooner forgotten with them. In general, their existence appears to participate more of sensation than reflection. To this must be ascribed their disposition to sleep when abstracted from their diversions, and unemployed in labour. An animal whose body is at rest, and who does not reflect, must be disposed to sleep of course.


Comparing them by their faculties of memory, reason, and imagination, it appears to me, that in memory they are equal to the whites; in reason much inferior, as I think one could scarcely be found capable of tracing and comprehending the investigations of Euclid; and that in imagination they are dull, tasteless, and anomalous. It would be unfair to follow them to Africa for this investigation. We will consider them here, on the same stage with the whites, and where the facts are not apocryphal on which a judgment is to be formed.  
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: OneMoreRep on June 02, 2008, 09:55:14 AM
Why should there be any feelings of animosity?  As Thomas Jefferson says I still pity the blacks.  While it is true you are no longer implemented as a domestic animal or useful tool writ large, unfortunately you still have to yoke the burden of Georges-Louis Leclerc Comte de Buffon`s  musings. 

Thomas Jefferson further illustrates his point with Notes on Virginia Circa 1787

The circumstance of superior beauty, is thought worthy attention in the propagation of our horses, dogs, and other domestic animals; why not in that of man?

Besides those of colour, figure, and hair, there are other physical distinctions proving a difference of race. They have less hair on the face and body. They secrete less by the kidnies, and more by the glands of the skin, which gives them a very strong and disagreeable odour. This greater degree of transpiration renders them more tolerant of heat, and less so of cold, than the whites. Perhaps too a difference of structure in the pulmonary apparatus, which a late ingenious (* 1) experimentalist has discovered to be the principal regulator of animal heat, may have disabled them from extricating, in the act of inspiration, so much of that fluid from the outer air, or obliged them in expiration, to part with more of it.

They seem to require less sleep. A black, after hard labour through the day, will be induced by the slightest amusements to sit up till midnight, or later, though knowing he must be out with the first dawn of the morning. They are at least as brave, and more adventuresome. But this may perhaps proceed from a want of forethought, which prevents their seeing a danger till it be present. When present, they do not go through it with more coolness or steadiness than the whites.


They are more ardent after their female: but love seems with them to be more an eager desire, than a tender delicate mixture of sentiment and sensation. Their griefs are transient. Those numberless afflictions, which render it doubtful whether heaven has given life to us in mercy or in wrath, are less felt, and sooner forgotten with them. In general, their existence appears to participate more of sensation than reflection. To this must be ascribed their disposition to sleep when abstracted from their diversions, and unemployed in labour. An animal whose body is at rest, and who does not reflect, must be disposed to sleep of course.


Comparing them by their faculties of memory, reason, and imagination, it appears to me, that in memory they are equal to the whites; in reason much inferior, as I think one could scarcely be found capable of tracing and comprehending the investigations of Euclid; and that in imagination they are dull, tasteless, and anomalous. It would be unfair to follow them to Africa for this investigation. We will consider them here, on the same stage with the whites, and where the facts are not apocryphal on which a judgment is to be formed.  

That was actually pretty interesting and very well written.  Putting aside the obvious racism, you can agree that the man was very well spoken and, at the least, made a truthful assessment.

"1"
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: dr.chimps on June 02, 2008, 09:56:37 AM
LOL. Jefferson was an brilliant statesman and intellectual titan, but that critique is nullified by Sally Hemings and his biological legacy, thereof. He's just another animal, like the rest of us.  :D
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: wes on June 02, 2008, 10:08:32 AM
"The very best forearm exercise is the one invented by George Zottman.  He used to do it with a pair of 50-lb. Dumbbells, and you can start it with a pair of 20-pounders. 

Stand erect, with the arms hanging at the sides.  Then bend your right arm and bring the bell up in front of your chest, with the palm of the hand up and the wrist bent strongly inward.  Bring the hand still further up until it is in front of the right shoulder, and then rotate your forearm until the palm is front, and then lower the bell slowly (with knuckles up) until the arm is again hanging at the side.  The right hand describes a complete circle.  When your right hand is in front of your shoulder, start your left hand coming up.  Both hands work at the same time, but as the right hand is coming down the left hand is coming up, and vice versa. The elbows should be kept close to the sides throughout the whole exercise."


Let's analyze the lift, breaking it down into sections.  Basically, the Zottman curl is simply a dumbbell curl followed by a reverse curl.  When people think of curls, they usually think of a biceps exercise, but the Zottman curl is really a forearm exercise.  In fact, the amount of weight used is limited much more so by the strength of the forearms, not the biceps.  The beauty (genius really) of the exercise is that a person doing the exercise basically can do more weight on the reverse portion of the movement compared to if they were do the entire exercise with the palm down.   ;D

 
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: The Coach on June 02, 2008, 10:22:16 AM
"The very best forearm exercise is the one invented by George Zottman.  He used to do it with a pair of 50-lb. Dumbbells, and you can start it with a pair of 20-pounders. 

Stand erect, with the arms hanging at the sides.  Then bend your right arm and bring the bell up in front of your chest, with the palm of the hand up and the wrist bent strongly inward.  Bring the hand still further up until it is in front of the right shoulder, and then rotate your forearm until the palm is front, and then lower the bell slowly (with knuckles up) until the arm is again hanging at the side.  The right hand describes a complete circle.  When your right hand is in front of your shoulder, start your left hand coming up.  Both hands work at the same time, but as the right hand is coming down the left hand is coming up, and vice versa. The elbows should be kept close to the sides throughout the whole exercise."


Let's analyze the lift, breaking it down into sections.  Basically, the Zottman curl is simply a dumbbell curl followed by a reverse curl.  When people think of curls, they usually think of a biceps exercise, but the Zottman curl is really a forearm exercise.  In fact, the amount of weight used is limited much more so by the strength of the forearms, not the biceps.  The beauty (genius really) of the exercise is that a person doing the exercise basically can do more weight on the reverse portion of the movement compared to if they were do the entire exercise with the palm down.   ;D

 

I've been using the Zottman curl in my strength programs for years, mostly for rotator cuff strength and stability. I will use them also with a shoulder rehab. People think it's just for bicep and forearm.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: 240 is Back on June 02, 2008, 10:23:56 AM
I've been using the Zottman curl in my strength programs for years, mostly for rotator cuff strength and stability. I will use them also with a shoulder rehab. People think it's just for bicep and forearm.

Joe, Do you think Zottman curls would benefit this man?
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: The Coach on June 02, 2008, 10:25:37 AM
Joe, Do you think Zottman curls would benefit this man?

Yes......this man needs all the help he can get.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: 240 is Back on June 02, 2008, 10:26:20 AM
Yes......this man needs all the help he can get.

How many days a week have you been campaigning for him?
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: dr.chimps on June 02, 2008, 10:27:06 AM
Joe, Do you think Zottman curls would benefit this man?
LOL. Incorrigible, as my mum used to say.  :D
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: The Coach on June 02, 2008, 10:28:00 AM
How many days a week have you been campaigning for him?

Where are you going with your spin?
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: candidizzle on June 02, 2008, 10:31:03 AM
ADAM ABELES YOU THINK YOUR A GENIUS


KEY WORD = "THINK"


NOW GO EAT YOUR BIG MACS AND STARVE THE REST OF THE DAY YOU DUMBFUCK
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: 240 is Back on June 02, 2008, 10:31:09 AM
Where are you going with your spin?

Nowhere, just felt like tossing around the obama diss ball for a bit.  You were supposed to tell us why you wouldn't campaign for obama, I'd ask you why McCain was superior in those areas, you'd deliver your points, and I'd tell you 'job well done'.  Young, undecided voters here would see an educated exchange of ideas on the issues between two grown men who knows the issues, and perhaps they'd get a better idea which candidate they prefer in the fall.

Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: The Coach on June 02, 2008, 10:32:40 AM
Nowhere, just felt like tossing around the obama diss ball for a bit.  You were supposed to tell us why you wouldn't campaign for obama, I'd ask you why McCain was superior in those areas, you'd deliver your points, and I'd tell you 'job well done'.  Young, undecided voters here would see an educated exchange of ideas on the issues between two grown men who knows the issues, and perhaps they'd get a better idea which candidate they prefer in the fall.



I've posted my income............figure it out.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: 240 is Back on June 02, 2008, 10:37:19 AM
I've posted my income............figure it out.

LOL... I understand - You make 300k and Obama would cripple you financially.

One could argue that McCain's policies, while they'll keep YOU afloat for another 4 years, will result in millions losing their homes and going broke over the next 4 years.   These millions of people without jobs or homes will then begin to ruin YOUR quality of life by spreading disease, begging in the streets, or sticking a pistol in your face at red lights because they have kids to feed.

How do you defend the policy of voting for the man who will help the top 10%, just because you're in that top 10%, even if it means the other 90% will start to ruin the place as a result?
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: The True Adonis on June 02, 2008, 10:49:01 AM
Joe, Do you think Zottman curls would benefit this man?
That depiction of Obama fully invokes this depiction of Arnold.

(http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0eqh3319uk5Ya/340x.jpg)

Which in turn coincide rather conjunctively with these photos.

(http://blogs.vibe.com/wire/cool%20kids%20obama%20lo.jpg)

Some take to things ever so naturally.


(http://alcofcc.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/barack-ludacris.jpg)
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: candidizzle on June 02, 2008, 10:50:12 AM
 "adam" (what a pussy name, LOL) you fucking racist bitch
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: clownbaby on June 02, 2008, 10:55:28 AM
ADAM ABELES YOU THINK YOUR A GENIUS


KEY WORD = "THINK"


NOW GO EAT YOUR BIG MACS AND STARVE THE REST OF THE DAY YOU DUMBFUCK

shut your mouth you peon...one the of great getbig legends has returned from his sabbatical and his brilliant wit is much needed now that squadfather is no longer with us. He will destroy you and your below three digit IQ, now go back to being fatt damon.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: jpm101 on June 02, 2008, 11:26:09 AM
Not to get in the way of the struggling attempts at intellectual eliteness by TA, but now back to the original question. 

Wes and The Beef are correct. One arm at a time, curling inwards along the body and than lowering in a gooseneck position for the forearms. Confirmed that it was used quite a bit by the Muscle Beach crowd in the '60's/'70's by an old timer of that era. I had know it as the Zotterman curl, so I am corrected on that part.

Mild suggestion to TA: time for you to gain about 25lbs of pure muscle mass, would not you agree? If that is your goal. The high school gymnast look is gettin pretty old after so many years at GetBig, do not you think? No offense, but you tend to look small and fragile. Sorry, no malice intended, just a personal observation on my part. Good Luck, you may need it.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: dr.chimps on June 02, 2008, 11:29:40 AM
I've posted my income............figure it out.
Really!? Maybe it's the English in me, but don't you think that a bit crass?  ???
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: Parker on June 02, 2008, 11:47:03 AM
That depiction of Obama fully invokes this depiction of Arnold.

(http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0eqh3319uk5Ya/340x.jpg)

Which in turn coincide rather conjunctively in these photos.

(http://blogs.vibe.com/wire/cool%20kids%20obama%20lo.jpg)

Some take to things ever so naturally.


(http://alcofcc.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/barack-ludacris.jpg)

Man, one could post the same pics of Arnold with Black kids, and pics of Obama with white people...Hell, a person could go further and post pics of Arnold congratulating the winners of the Arnold Classic and come to the conclusion that he's for the abuse of drugs.

TA, you try to keeping your mouth shut, because every time you post here, you show  how you're just a bitter anti-socialite, who tries to sounds intellectual, but is constantly reminded of how inferior his physique is, and how much he resembles Smedell.

Same as two years ago , and lame as two years ago...I thought you'd figure it out by then.

Or do like Jefferson, and go enjoy some 14 year old mulattoes....
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: Miss Demeanor on June 02, 2008, 01:45:26 PM
Always good of you to Meltdown.

Where did I "Meltdown"?  (Capital M!  Must've been some meltdown ... or maybe you're just capitalizing words for emphasis again  :-\)  I called you on being a dumbass and evading me with a picture of your mediocre physique. 

Quote
I get a giggle when I purposely induce tirades of ineffectual tension that haunt your entire mental constitution.  Such a simple way to coax out the roach with such leisurely effort in order to step on it ever so unassumingly.

I call you on your terrible writing, so the entirety of my "mental constitution" is haunted by you?  What logic:  a weak dodge/ad hominem and false dilemma fallacies all for the price of one! 

Keep 'em coming, boy genius!  :D

Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: Marty Champions on June 02, 2008, 01:47:38 PM
adonis seems to be extracting divine powers from all the attention placed upon him here
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: jaejonna on June 02, 2008, 01:49:11 PM
i was doing  them one time not too long ago got a great pump....
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: Marty Champions on June 02, 2008, 01:50:37 PM
i was doing  them one time not too long ago got a great pump....
you are so pumped you might explode
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: jaejonna on June 02, 2008, 01:51:32 PM
you are so pumped you might explode
not today falcon , not today...
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: Miss Demeanor on June 02, 2008, 01:51:47 PM
That depiction of Obama fully invokes this depiction of Arnold.

Oops!  I guess I'm about to melt down again, because you meant evoke, Mr. Eloquence.  (Who's your teacher?  You sound like an even lamer version of Michael Eric Dyson.)

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Which in turn coincide rather conjunctively with these photos.

 :D

Coinciding conjunctively ... but you're just being redundant on purpose, I'm sure  :-\
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: jaejonna on June 02, 2008, 01:53:27 PM
Oops!  I guess I'm about to melt down again, because you meant evoke, Mr. Eloquence.  (Who's your teacher?  You sound like an even lamer version of Michael Eric Dyson.)

 :D

Coinciding conjunctively ... but you're just being redundant on purpose, I'm sure  :-\

what the fu ck are you yappin about ? no one cares about your tampon responses....move along bitch..
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: Miss Demeanor on June 02, 2008, 01:54:07 PM
adonis seems to be extracting divine powers from all the attention placed upon him here

He's an atheist, remember?  He doesn't believe in the stuff you've said about ascending, reptile conquests and such.  (However, since he likes you, I'm sure he'll give you a pass.  He's inconsistent good that way ;) )
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: Marty Champions on June 02, 2008, 01:55:10 PM
the fact is adonis has the best natural physique in this thread, so it really doesnt matter how everyone thinks they are 'better' ;D
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: Zaphod on June 02, 2008, 01:57:14 PM
You can't do curls like that with beer bottles, or you'll pour your drink out.  :'(
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: Marty Champions on June 02, 2008, 01:58:03 PM
He's an atheist, remember?  He doesn't believe in the stuff you've said about ascending, reptile conquests and such.  (However, since he likes you, I'm sure he'll give you a pass.  He's inconsistent good that way ;) )

adonis leaves such matters to the council of weegars on topics of creation/ mysticism ect

Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: Miss Demeanor on June 02, 2008, 02:00:03 PM
what the fu ck are you yappin about ?

Please tell me you're not that stupid.  

Quote
no one cares about your tampon responses....move along bitch..

Eat my rancid twat, Jae.  
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: shiftedShapes on June 02, 2008, 02:08:49 PM
Adonis loves all things Old-Timey. 
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: Miss Demeanor on June 02, 2008, 02:12:52 PM
the fact is adonis has the best natural physique in this thread, so it really doesnt matter how everyone thinks they are 'better' ;D

The criteria for my body and his are a little different, but what does someone's physique have to do with Adam's abuse of the language and pathetic debating skills?  I know I'm a better writer and debater.  

Besides, I bet you wouldn't extend the same courtesy to ... say, Layne Norton.  Shame.  Bias blocks the path to ultimate ascendance  :'(

Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: Tapeworm on June 02, 2008, 02:25:47 PM
I thought everyone liked TA  ???
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: Zaphod on June 02, 2008, 02:37:57 PM
I thought everyone liked TA  ???

He's destroyed a lot of tiny tits
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: shiftedShapes on June 02, 2008, 02:42:29 PM
The criteria for my body and his are a little different, but what does someone's physique have to do with Adam's abuse of the language and pathetic debating skills?  I know I'm a better writer and debater.  

Besides, I bet you wouldn't extend the same courtesy to ... say, Layne Norton.  Shame.  Bias blocks the path to ultimate ascendance  :'(



some good points, but is Layne natural?
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: The True Adonis on June 02, 2008, 02:42:37 PM
what the fu ck are you yappin about ? no one cares about your tampon responses....move along bitch..
The mildly amusing affair here is that Demeanor would try and correct the verbiage of Thomas Jefferson as he writes in the old style as do I.  "They secrete less by the kidnies"

She is what us purveyor`s of the Queens English Society call brash and rudimentary Neo-Dolts.


They have hijacked language, polluted it and have deemed verboseness a crime all in an effort for ineffectual efficiency.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: Zaphod on June 02, 2008, 02:45:20 PM
The mildly amusing affair here is that Demeanor would try and correct the verbiage of Thomas Jefferson as he writes in the old style as do I.  "They secrete less by the kidnies"

She is what us purveyor`s of the Queens English Society call brash and rudimentary Neo-Dolts.


They have hijacked language, polluted it and have deemed verboseness a crime all in an effort for ineffectual efficiency.

"As our enemies have found we can reason like men, so now let us show them we can fight like men also."
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: The True Adonis on June 02, 2008, 02:45:45 PM
some good points, but is Layne natural?
Layne looks utterly horrible and has a pec tear.  He is also very obese.


He is kaput.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: shiftedShapes on June 02, 2008, 02:49:53 PM
I'll take your word on the pec tear, no way to tell what is going on under all that blubber.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: The True Adonis on June 02, 2008, 02:51:35 PM
I'll take your word on the pec tear, no way to tell what is going on under all that blubber.
(http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1178771&d=1204729259)


go to www.biolayne.com


You can watch the drama unfold about Layne`s pec tear in real time.  It is all over the front page.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: jason armstrong on June 02, 2008, 02:56:15 PM
I see the internet's biggest whipping boy is back for punishment.

must be a masochist by heart. :-*


Looks like you're gearing up for another big run of your bullshit hate and anti-bodybuilding propoganda. Adam, if you're still under 170 pounds at your height, nothing's gonna have changed.  Nobody's gonna give a shit, no matter how lean, or how unconventional your methods.  End of story.   

I'm guessing that once you do achieve the most awe-inspiring, functional and universally-appreciable physiques on the planet, that you will stop saying negative things about people on the internet on a perpetual basis.  Your behavior is never seen among the truly successful. 

I wanna ask you, Adam...what price would be too much to pay for that accomplishment?  Of having built the most admired physique on the planet?  Living to 70 instead of 90 or 100?  "Risk" of incarceration?  People suspecting that you achieved that physique the "easy," or according to them, "immoral" way?  What if steroids or diet/training techniques that you do not currently employ were actually the "only" way to achieve what you are ultimately wanting to achieve?  Would you be willing to do "what it takes" then, without the ability to claim any of the methods involved as being of your own unique conception?  Would having the best physique on the planet be enough to make you feel special or appreciated?  Or could it be that you don't truly believe you have the genetics to create the true physique of your dreams, and that you feel you'll need to produce your best presentation whose shortcomings will be excused because of it's being "pretty good, considering?"  For example, "considering" that you didn't really even try.  "Considering" that you ate whatever you wanted to.  "Considering" that you did no cardio.  "Considering" that you didn't even eat protein, much less take steroids.  "Considering" that you don't even care about bodybuilding anyway.

Could this be your motivation here?  Lately you've tried to explain that you are only motivated to "help" because of your "care" for these people.  I want you to ask yourself how "helping" these people could ever be considered enabling them to do something that they, by definition, needed you to be able to achieve, when you will not have indicated that you needed THEM for any part of your existence, other than the praise they stand to offer you, on account of what would then be perceived by them as your superiority to them. You are only seeking to "help" yourself.  No one wants to achieve anything they don't suspect they could have ultimately figured out on their own, regardless of how much your "help" stands to improve the quality of their lives.  They must be able to assume themselves in some way responsible for their own success. 

Show some humility.  Show some vulnerability.  Show that you're fallible.  Admit mistakes.  Acknowledge defeat.  Where's the deadlift video?  Just say that you thought you could do it but couldn't.  We'll understand.  Your having approximated your abilities incorrectly does not mean that you are a failure.  But we're going to assume that until you just say you were wrong on issues such as this one, that you yourself do innately believe yourself to be a failure and have an very self-limiting inability to consciously face that you may have been prone to error.  It shows a blatant inability to be true to YOURSELF and for that reason no one is able to trust your competency.  This is universal law.  Hitler had this same inability.  In the end, he killed himself rather than face that he may have been wrong in some of his fundamental-most assumptions, and in denial of this, he waged war with the world until the bitter end, took many innocent lives, and hurt many of the survivors in unspeakable ways in the process.  The world was vulnerable to this at the time because it hadn't seen someone appear so sure of himself to that extent and be wrong before.  We now know that insanity has no boundaries and your ego, like Hitler's, knows no boundaries.  I believe that you would destroy us all before admitting that you were anything but the most superior individual on the planet.  Look how you left Tweeter hanging.  When you're wrong, you just disappear until you think we've forgotten.  Thank God most of us have the sense enough not to listen to you.  You are a hateful, selfish, jealous person and you are a festering sore on the sport of bodybuilding. 

Until you've learned better how to "play the game," Adam, just go away.  Please.  You are not concerned for anyone's health, or the betterment of society.  You attack people here because they make you feel inferior, and your posts here simply reinforce the legitimacy of the notion that you indeed are.  Recognize that nothing truly great has ever been achieved in strict compliance with the stated moral values of a society, but rather by guidance of the much more trustworthy and heartfelt moral compass held personally by the greats having achieved these feats worthy of mention and demanding of our most genuine appreciation. 

Meldown, hope this helps, I'm just saying, etc.  I just hope you'll consider some of this and STFU until you've got something positive to say.     
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: Marty Champions on June 02, 2008, 03:40:35 PM
Layne looks utterly horrible and has a pec tear.  He is also very obese.


He is kaput.

hahah layne looks like he lives off of a grain based diet

i shit you not layne brings it come contest

but damn why would i want to look like that year round

i mean hes not terrible, its just that there is an obvious offseason diet flaw giving him that flat look, like hes full of oats and protien powders
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: shiftedShapes on June 02, 2008, 04:14:31 PM
I see the internet's biggest whipping boy is back for punishment.

must be a masochist by heart. :-*


Looks like you're gearing up for another big run of your bullshit hate and anti-bodybuilding propoganda. Adam, if you're still under 170 pounds at your height, nothing's gonna have changed.  Nobody's gonna give a shit, no matter how lean, or how unconventional your methods.  End of story.   

I'm guessing that once you do achieve the most awe-inspiring, functional and universally-appreciable physiques on the planet, that you will stop saying negative things about people on the internet on a perpetual basis.  Your behavior is never seen among the truly successful. 

I wanna ask you, Adam...what price would be too much to pay for that accomplishment?  Of having built the most admired physique on the planet?  Living to 70 instead of 90 or 100?  "Risk" of incarceration?  People suspecting that you achieved that physique the "easy," or according to them, "immoral" way?  What if steroids or diet/training techniques that you do not currently employ were actually the "only" way to achieve what you are ultimately wanting to achieve?  Would you be willing to do "what it takes" then, without the ability to claim any of the methods involved as being of your own unique conception?  Would having the best physique on the planet be enough to make you feel special or appreciated?  Or could it be that you don't truly believe you have the genetics to create the true physique of your dreams, and that you feel you'll need to produce your best presentation whose shortcomings will be excused because of it's being "pretty good, considering?"  For example, "considering" that you didn't really even try.  "Considering" that you ate whatever you wanted to.  "Considering" that you did no cardio.  "Considering" that you didn't even eat protein, much less take steroids.  "Considering" that you don't even care about bodybuilding anyway.

Could this be your motivation here?  Lately you've tried to explain that you are only motivated to "help" because of your "care" for these people.  I want you to ask yourself how "helping" these people could ever be considered enabling them to do something that they, by definition, needed you to be able to achieve, when you will not have indicated that you needed THEM for any part of your existence, other than the praise they stand to offer you, on account of what would then be perceived by them as your superiority to them. You are only seeking to "help" yourself.  No one wants to achieve anything they don't suspect they could have ultimately figured out on their own, regardless of how much your "help" stands to improve the quality of their lives.  They must be able to assume themselves in some way responsible for their own success. 

Show some humility.  Show some vulnerability.  Show that you're fallible.  Admit mistakes.  Acknowledge defeat.  Where's the deadlift video?  Just say that you thought you could do it but couldn't.  We'll understand.  Your having approximated your abilities incorrectly does not mean that you are a failure.  But we're going to assume that until you just say you were wrong on issues such as this one, that you yourself do innately believe yourself to be a failure and have an very self-limiting inability to consciously face that you may have been prone to error.  It shows a blatant inability to be true to YOURSELF and for that reason no one is able to trust your competency.  This is universal law.  Hitler had this same inability.  In the end, he killed himself rather than face that he may have been wrong in some of his fundamental-most assumptions, and in denial of this, he waged war with the world until the bitter end, took many innocent lives, and hurt many of the survivors in unspeakable ways in the process.  The world was vulnerable to this at the time because it hadn't seen someone appear so sure of himself to that extent and be wrong before.  We now know that insanity has no boundaries and your ego, like Hitler's, knows no boundaries.  I believe that you would destroy us all before admitting that you were anything but the most superior individual on the planet.  Look how you left Tweeter hanging.  When you're wrong, you just disappear until you think we've forgotten.  Thank God most of us have the sense enough not to listen to you.  You are a hateful, selfish, jealous person and you are a festering sore on the sport of bodybuilding. 

Until you've learned better how to "play the game," Adam, just go away.  Please.  You are not concerned for anyone's health, or the betterment of society.  You attack people here because they make you feel inferior, and your posts here simply reinforce the legitimacy of the notion that you indeed are.  Recognize that nothing truly great has ever been achieved in strict compliance with the stated moral values of a society, but rather by guidance of the much more trustworthy and heartfelt moral compass held personally by the greats having achieved these feats worthy of mention and demanding of our most genuine appreciation. 

Meldown, hope this helps, I'm just saying, etc.  I just hope you'll consider some of this and STFU until you've got something positive to say.     


Plagirism or you just can't figure out how to use the quote function?
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: haider on June 02, 2008, 04:25:13 PM
what the fu ck are you yappin about ? no one cares about your tampon responses....move along bitch..
pointing out that Adonis is trying too hard to sound smart by using the language in ways he doesn't really know how to use  ;D
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: dogbowl on June 02, 2008, 04:40:42 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=217532.0;attach=255461;image)

what's the story behind this guy?

looks terrible here
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: hazbin on June 02, 2008, 04:46:32 PM
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Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: dogbowl on June 02, 2008, 04:49:26 PM
Now the lot of you would be good to subscribe to my Youtube channel

link?
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: jason armstrong on June 02, 2008, 05:00:14 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=217532.0;attach=255461;image)

what's the story behind this guy?

looks terrible here

he always looks bad worst genetics ever seen....well maybe not Abeles anus 150 some pounds at 5'11 or so has to be the worst thing ever seen on a bb forum and the worst thing about it is Adam was juiced to the gills... :-X
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: jason armstrong on June 02, 2008, 05:08:34 PM
look at this fag....
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: Nordic Beast on June 02, 2008, 05:35:50 PM
Great to Adonis back------my vote for Mr Getbig 3 has already been cast for this legend and champion---his victory is already a foregone conclusion.




Adonis, what is your opinion on Layne's obvious steroid use (ie bloating in the offseason etc...), and the hypocrisy of him claiming "natural status"??
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: Mr. Cortisol on June 02, 2008, 05:42:26 PM
adonis will never show a shirtless pic again.  betcha.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on June 02, 2008, 08:39:13 PM
look at this fag....

That's a drawing.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: onlyme on June 02, 2008, 11:33:20 PM
I'm happy to see out resident "white" Goodrum back.  It has been awhile. 
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: Monster81 on June 02, 2008, 11:42:34 PM
lol...
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: Miss Demeanor on June 03, 2008, 05:30:54 AM
The mildly amusing affair here is that Demeanor would try and correct the verbiage of Thomas Jefferson as he writes in the old style as do I. 

Nothing you've said is in the "old style."  You ignorantly used the wrong words.  Big difference.

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"They secrete less by the kidnies"

That was how kidneys was spelled in those days, numbskull. 

And I find it interesting you'd reference that passage; it's talking about how black people smell bad  ::) 

Your hatred for non-whites really runs deep, doesn't it? 

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She is what us purveyor`s of the Queens English Society call brash and rudimentary Neo-Dolts.

What's with the singular possessive apostrophe in "purveyors," junior?  Didn't the society teach you some basic punctuation? :lol:

Incidentally, if you weren't pretending to be well-spoken, I wouldn't bother pointing out your endless mistakes.  But I don't like hypocrites, and that's what you are.  You whine about delusional people, all the while blanketed in your own delusions of linguistic and physical grandeur.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: dragonfist on June 03, 2008, 05:37:52 AM
Incidentally, if you weren't pretending to be well-spoken, I wouldn't bother pointing out your endless mistakes.  But I don't like hypocrites, and that's what you are.  You whine about delusional people, all the while blanketed in your own delusions of linguistic and physical grandeur.

Intellectual equivalent of ILS
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: michael arvilla on June 03, 2008, 05:38:14 AM
STFU about Zottman curls!
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: DK II on June 03, 2008, 05:38:50 AM
Nothing you've said is in the "old style."  You ignorantly used the wrong words.  Big difference.

That was how kidneys was spelled in those days, numbskull. 

And I find it interesting you'd reference that passage; it's talking about how black people smell bad  ::) 

Your hatred for non-whites really runs deep, doesn't it? 

What's with the singular possessive apostrophe in "purveyors," junior?  Didn't the society teach you some basic punctuation? :lol:

Incidentally, if you weren't pretending to be well-spoken, I wouldn't bother pointing out your endless mistakes.  But I don't like hypocrites, and that's what you are.  You whine about delusional people, all the while blanketed in your own delusions of linguistic and physical grandeur.

are you saying a jew dressing up in a swastika shirt doing the Hitlergruß HAS to be a total idiot?
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: The True Adonis on June 03, 2008, 06:38:11 AM
Nelson the steed, was a most magnificent steed for His Excellency.  His Excellency also possessed a noble greyhound, comically named Cornwallis due to its mischievous nature.

When His Excellency did the tour of states, these two loyal acquaintances always were in accompaniment.

(http://www.mccordclan.com/George%20Washington%201782%20painting.jpg) 
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: no one on June 03, 2008, 06:56:22 AM
Nelson the steed, was a most magnificent steed for His Excellency.  His Excellency also possessed a noble greyhound, comically named Cornwallis due to its mischievous nature.

When His Excellency did the tour of states, these two loyal acquaintances always were in accompaniment.

(http://www.mccordclan.com/George%20Washington%201782%20painting.jpg) 

are you still here you fucking retard?

god.

kill yourself already.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on June 03, 2008, 07:03:45 AM
Why should there be any feelings of animosity?  As Thomas Jefferson says I still pity the blacks.  While it is true you are no longer implemented as a domestic animal or useful tool writ large, unfortunately you still have to yoke the burden of Georges-Louis Leclerc Comte de Buffon`s  musings. 

Thomas Jefferson further illustrates his point with Notes on Virginia Circa 1787

The circumstance of superior beauty, is thought worthy attention in the propagation of our horses, dogs, and other domestic animals; why not in that of man?

Besides those of colour, figure, and hair, there are other physical distinctions proving a difference of race. They have less hair on the face and body. They secrete less by the kidnies, and more by the glands of the skin, which gives them a very strong and disagreeable odour. This greater degree of transpiration renders them more tolerant of heat, and less so of cold, than the whites. Perhaps too a difference of structure in the pulmonary apparatus, which a late ingenious (* 1) experimentalist has discovered to be the principal regulator of animal heat, may have disabled them from extricating, in the act of inspiration, so much of that fluid from the outer air, or obliged them in expiration, to part with more of it.

They seem to require less sleep. A black, after hard labour through the day, will be induced by the slightest amusements to sit up till midnight, or later, though knowing he must be out with the first dawn of the morning. They are at least as brave, and more adventuresome. But this may perhaps proceed from a want of forethought, which prevents their seeing a danger till it be present. When present, they do not go through it with more coolness or steadiness than the whites.


They are more ardent after their female: but love seems with them to be more an eager desire, than a tender delicate mixture of sentiment and sensation. Their griefs are transient. Those numberless afflictions, which render it doubtful whether heaven has given life to us in mercy or in wrath, are less felt, and sooner forgotten with them. In general, their existence appears to participate more of sensation than reflection. To this must be ascribed their disposition to sleep when abstracted from their diversions, and unemployed in labour. An animal whose body is at rest, and who does not reflect, must be disposed to sleep of course.


Comparing them by their faculties of memory, reason, and imagination, it appears to me, that in memory they are equal to the whites; in reason much inferior, as I think one could scarcely be found capable of tracing and comprehending the investigations of Euclid; and that in imagination they are dull, tasteless, and anomalous. It would be unfair to follow them to Africa for this investigation. We will consider them here, on the same stage with the whites, and where the facts are not apocryphal on which a judgment is to be formed.  



That's fine if you believe that however you're part Jewish, Adam.  And since my ancestry is part Egyptian, it means I owe your relatives a big thanks for helping built our pyramids...... ;D
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: warchild on June 03, 2008, 07:06:20 AM
Nice job of avoiding Demeanor, she's been kicking your skinny ass throughout this entire thread
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: dr.chimps on June 03, 2008, 07:08:29 AM
Intellectual equivalEnt of ILS
LOL. That's pretty good.  :)
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: The True Adonis on June 03, 2008, 07:22:02 AM
Indeed sir. Indeed. I do indeed remain.


(http://www.lib.berkeley.edu/give/historyroom/twain.jpg)
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: dr.chimps on June 03, 2008, 07:24:19 AM
Indeed sir. Indeed. I do indeed remain.


(http://www.lib.berkeley.edu/give/historyroom/twain.jpg)
Mark Twain looking good. Great writer (with a pedo tendency  :-\ ).
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: The True Adonis on June 03, 2008, 08:14:49 AM
Mark Twain looking good. Great writer (with a pedo tendency  :-\ ).
Dr. Chimps,
I presume,

is of the most intelligent stock in this corralled farmyard of virtual swine.  A swine he is not. Dog droppings, the lot of you.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: The Coach on June 03, 2008, 08:20:27 AM
STFU about Zottman curls!

Who's talking about Zottman curls? You must have the wrong thread. These ADHD idiots couldn't stay on track with one subject if they're lives depended on it!
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: 240 is Back on June 03, 2008, 09:02:19 AM
Who's talking about Zottman curls? You must have the wrong thread. These ADHD idiots couldn't stay on track with one subject if they're lives depended on it!

Hi Rev Wright!
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: The Coach on June 03, 2008, 09:19:30 AM
Hi Rev Wright!

I'm not Obama's Pastor.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: 240 is Back on June 03, 2008, 09:23:25 AM
I'm not Obama's Pastor.

Isn't he the pastor who resigned from the Church where Obama also resigned from?
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: The Coach on June 03, 2008, 09:26:08 AM
Isn't he the pastor who resigned from the Church where Obama also resigned from?

You mean before he resigned.........last week?
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: 240 is Back on June 03, 2008, 09:27:47 AM
You mean before he resigned.........last week?

Yes.

If you resign from something, you cannot still be held accountable for it, can you?
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: The Coach on June 03, 2008, 09:36:16 AM
Yes.

If you resign from something, you cannot still be held accountable for it, can you?

Am I missing something? Wright "retired" over a month ago. Obama "left" his church 3 days ago.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: The Coach on June 03, 2008, 09:40:39 AM
Dude's a pathalogical lier anyway....who cares.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: The True Adonis on June 03, 2008, 09:42:41 AM
Anyone associated with any church deserves to be called a deranged and deluded simpleton.

I am a bit ashamed of Obama that he didn`t take a stronger stand with his atheism as his mother and father were both atheists.

He should have remained steadfast and not caved in to political pressure.  The American people are starting to realize that Jesus and religion are all a sham.  The great Abraham Lincoln as well as the majority of the founders cared not one iota for Jesus or any god.

Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: 240 is Back on June 03, 2008, 09:48:41 AM
Am I missing something? Wright "retired" over a month ago. Obama "left" his church 3 days ago.

okay.  what is the timeline for when a person can searate himself from a group or position?

In 2001, Mccain almost accepted the VP position under Kerry.  He almost played second fiddle to a windbag like kerry.  He refused to address is then, and even still won't categorically deny it TODAY.  He still won't answer the Q on it.

We can't hold it against Mccain in 2008, can we?
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: shiftedShapes on June 03, 2008, 10:41:33 AM
Anyone associated with any church deserves to be called a deranged and deluded simpleton.



Or a shameless manipulator of simpletons
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: drkaje on June 03, 2008, 03:12:25 PM


That's fine if you believe that however you're part Jewish, Adam.  And since my ancestry is part Egyptian, it means I owe your relatives a big thanks for helping built our pyramids...... ;D

Jews did not build the pyramids.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: The Coach on June 03, 2008, 03:56:22 PM
Anyone associated with any church deserves to be called a deranged and deluded simpleton.

I am a bit ashamed of Obama that he didn`t take a stronger stand with his atheism as his mother and father were both atheists.

He should have remained steadfast and not caved in to political pressure.  The American people are starting to realize that Jesus and religion are all a sham.  The great Abraham Lincoln as well as the majority of the founders cared not one iota for Jesus or any god.



Wait....but Obama said he was a Christian......no, no wait again, he said he never practiced Islam, OH NO, wait again he said he was never he was a Muslim....oh snap...now you're saying he's an atheist??

I see that frontal lobotomy you had since you've been gone hasn't done you any good...........still as dumb as a box of rocks :'(
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: pumpster on June 03, 2008, 06:03:36 PM
Wait....but Obama said he was a Christian......no, no wait again, he said he never practiced Islam, OH NO, wait again he said he was never he was a Muslim....

Um maybe u have some racial issues. No surprise with "carl rove for prez" as a byline lol
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: The Coach on June 03, 2008, 06:08:00 PM
Um maybe u have some racial issues. No surprise with "carl rove for prez" as a byline lol

Go back to the training board...........they need some comic relief on your training philosophies.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: The Coach on June 03, 2008, 06:11:24 PM
Um maybe u have some racial issues. No surprise with "carl rove for prez" as a byline lol

Playing a race card pumpster? I don't care if he black, white, man or women, dudes a lier and not even close to being qualified. Would it make you feel better if i told you I wanted Condelezza Rice? She's black and a women.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: pumpster on June 03, 2008, 06:20:02 PM
Playing a race card pumpster? I don't care if he black, white, man or women, dudes a lier and not even close to being qualified. Would it make you feel better if i told you I wanted Condelezza Rice? She's black and a women.
Someone writing a column should be able to spell liar & woman properly ROFL no wonder he's bitter.

Quote
Go back to the training board...........they need some comic relief on your training philosophies.
Sounds like someone's been busy reading/lurking/learning lol
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: LatsMcGee on June 03, 2008, 06:40:38 PM
McCain is a  pin cushion with no real spine.  This guy is lobbying for the endorsements of the same people who slandered him 8 years ago.  Pretty sad.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: MisterMagoo on June 03, 2008, 06:48:47 PM
Go back to the training board...........they need some comic relief on your training philosophies.

you're a dipshit moron. a drooling troglodyte. an addle-brained fool. a stumbling simpleton. an ignorant fool. a foolish ignoramus. a man without a mind. a mindless man. a vapid sheep. a brainless toolbox. an F-grade lamebrain. a jello-brained neanderthal. a primitive idiot. an idiotic primate. a man who has no business espousing politics because every word you type illustrates a level of a combination of stupidity, arrogance, and ignorance that makes me fear for your genetic offspring in the off-chance that they aren't stupid enough to lick power outlets and manage to survive more than a year. i become truly depressed at reading what you write because the concept of men like you voting makes me question the very notion of democracy if it means that empty-minded cavemen like you are allowed to step into the ballot box and have an effect on the nation.

you, sir, represent the very worst of not only political discourse, but i dare say humanity itself in terms of intellectual development. if indeed you don't need to be dressed and fed by a nurse, then i am surprised. please, do the united states of america a favor and never, ever vote again, nor discuss politics with other human beings. the only creatures stupid enough to be responsive to the bilge you espouse are monocellular and, frankly, even they would roll their eyes at your idiocy if they had eyes to roll.

your writings make me lose faith in humanity.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: The True Adonis on June 03, 2008, 08:05:16 PM
you're a dipshit moron. a drooling troglodyte. an addle-brained fool. a stumbling simpleton. an ignorant fool. a foolish ignoramus. a man without a mind. a mindless man. a vapid sheep. a brainless toolbox. an F-grade lamebrain. a jello-brained neanderthal. a primitive idiot. an idiotic primate. a man who has no business espousing politics because every word you type illustrates a level of a combination of stupidity, arrogance, and ignorance that makes me fear for your genetic offspring in the off-chance that they aren't stupid enough to lick power outlets and manage to survive more than a year. i become truly depressed at reading what you write because the concept of men like you voting makes me question the very notion of democracy if it means that empty-minded cavemen like you are allowed to step into the ballot box and have an effect on the nation.

you, sir, represent the very worst of not only political discourse, but i dare say humanity itself in terms of intellectual development. if indeed you don't need to be dressed and fed by a nurse, then i am surprised. please, do the united states of america a favor and never, ever vote again, nor discuss politics with other human beings. the only creatures stupid enough to be responsive to the bilge you espouse are monocellular and, frankly, even they would roll their eyes at your idiocy if they had eyes to roll.

your writings make me lose faith in humanity.

Hear! Hear!

Such a grand elocutionary tirade of targeted truth. I hereby support and nominate the masterful MisterMagoo post as nothing short of legendary and to be recorded for the annals of Getbiggery. So that, any person so inclined to understand Mr. Joe "The Coach"`s character and overwhelmingly indolent intellectual nature, shall hereby refer to the aforementioned post in order to accurately ascertain a well developed opinion of the said and sodden individual. 

I doubt this penetrating shot across the bow can be countered or matched.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: Condor on June 03, 2008, 08:46:44 PM
Funny, considering that the person you stumped for earlier, Jefferson Davis, was a devout christian and churchgoer who was also widely known for his appointments of not merely protestants but catholics and jews to high office.

You, sir, have made a mockery of yourself while promoting yourself as a gentleman, while at the same time reducing yourself using witless shenanigans in an attempt to pass yourself off as a refined and educated man.  I for one can see through your charade and deem you a merciless cad, no better deserving of a pedigree than what that bitch of a mother feeds the sloth at your house stable.

The gauntlet has been thrown.

Anyone associated with any church deserves to be called a deranged and deluded simpleton.

I am a bit ashamed of Obama that he didn`t take a stronger stand with his atheism as his mother and father were both atheists.

He should have remained steadfast and not caved in to political pressure.  The American people are starting to realize that Jesus and religion are all a sham.  The great Abraham Lincoln as well as the majority of the founders cared not one iota for Jesus or any god.


Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: MisterMagoo on June 03, 2008, 09:19:20 PM
Hear! Hear!

Such a grand elocutionary tirade of targeted truth. I hereby support and nominate the masterful MisterMagoo post as nothing short of legendary and to be recorded for the annals of Getbiggery. So that, any person so inclined to understand Mr. Joe "The Coach"`s character and overwhelmingly indolent intellectual nature, shall hereby refer to the aforementioned post in order to accurately ascertain a well developed opinion of the said and sodden individual. 

I doubt this penetrating shot across the bow can be countered or matched.

hahaha YES. truly "The Coach" is a feeble individual in mental capacity. it truly is a shame that he has constructed for himself a house of cards when the base of which is so fragile. if only he saw how delicate the whole structure was, it might be possible for him to strengthen it.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: chaos on June 03, 2008, 09:27:19 PM
LOL, and here I was thinking Wow, Magoo has just had a huge meltdown. ;D
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: candidizzle on June 03, 2008, 09:50:15 PM
Hear! Hear!
Such a grand elocutionary tirade of targeted truth. I hereby support and nominate the masterful MisterMagoo post as nothing short of legendary and to be recorded for the annals of Getbiggery. So that, any person so inclined to understand Mr. Joe "The Coach"`s character and overwhelmingly indolent intellectual nature, shall hereby refer to the aforementioned post in order to accurately ascertain a well developed opinion of the said and sodden individual. 

I doubt this penetrating shot across the bow can be countered or matched.
oh brother

shoot yourself,  fuckwit
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: The Coach on June 03, 2008, 10:06:49 PM
Like their hero Obama, all they can do is reply with insults and no substance.....I win!
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on June 03, 2008, 11:00:57 PM
Adonis has owned more minds than Alzheimer's.
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: dr.chimps on June 04, 2008, 03:33:36 AM
you're a dipshit moron. a drooling troglodyte. an addle-brained fool. a stumbling simpleton. an ignorant fool. a foolish ignoramus. a man without a mind. a mindless man. a vapid sheep. a brainless toolbox. an F-grade lamebrain. a jello-brained neanderthal. a primitive idiot. an idiotic primate. a man who has no business espousing politics because every word you type illustrates a level of a combination of stupidity, arrogance, and ignorance that makes me fear for your genetic offspring in the off-chance that they aren't stupid enough to lick power outlets and manage to survive more than a year. i become truly depressed at reading what you write because the concept of men like you voting makes me question the very notion of democracy if it means that empty-minded cavemen like you are allowed to step into the ballot box and have an effect on the nation.

you, sir, represent the very worst of not only political discourse, but i dare say humanity itself in terms of intellectual development. if indeed you don't need to be dressed and fed by a nurse, then i am surprised. please, do the united states of america a favor and never, ever vote again, nor discuss politics with other human beings. the only creatures stupid enough to be responsive to the bilge you espouse are monocellular and, frankly, even they would roll their eyes at your idiocy if they had eyes to roll.

your writings make me lose faith in humanity.
:o   LOL    :o

/got any bile left?
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: 240 is Back on June 04, 2008, 03:36:10 AM
Like their hero Obama, all they can do is reply with insults and no substance.....I win!


Sometimes, you do the same:

Spoken like a true uninformed brainwashed lib!
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: shiftedShapes on June 04, 2008, 04:30:12 AM
Hear! Hear!

Such a grand elocutionary tirade of targeted truth. I hereby support and nominate the masterful MisterMagoo post as nothing short of legendary and to be recorded for the annals of Getbiggery. So that, any person so inclined to understand Mr. Joe "The Coach"`s character and overwhelmingly indolent intellectual nature, shall hereby refer to the aforementioned post in order to accurately ascertain a well developed opinion of the said and sodden individual. 

I doubt this penetrating shot across the bow can be countered or matched.

(http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/character7.article.jpg)

This re-minds me of T. Herman Zweibel.  He was launched into space some-time ago but some-how managed to submit the following intro-duction to the Onion's coverage of the presidential race:

The school-educated busy-bodies who manage my media properties inform me that it is almost time to appoint a new President. I almost cannot believe it is time for the suet-brained populace of this flagging Republic to be once again herded into the voting-booths to allegedly choose precisely which bloody-handed butcher will crack their bones and suck the marrow over the next few years. Futility, I say, rank and base futility! Does the grist choose the mill, the rabbit the hawk, the innocent 12-year-old Atlantic City orphan girl the lusty mob of beefy, drunk, vacationing coal-oil sales-men? They do not, and neither do the Citizens choose their Leaders. However, if The Onion news-paper can further the illusion that an individual vote has more potential to change the world than a lamb's last bubbling bleat in a crowded slaughter-house—and furthermore, if we may turn a hand-some profit by doing so—than let The Onion be the Judas goat to the milling herd of democratic cattle!

I am told that our new War of the White House section will contain the vetted and censored life stories of each candidate; white-washed and simplified versions of their heinous plans to drain the life and wealth of each and every tax-payer; a schedule denoting the appearances of every aspirant, so that one may go and be covered in unspeakable fulminating lies in person instead of hearing them over the crystal-set. I should God damned well hope that there will also be prettily-colored pictures, or else the average American citizen will not be able to keep his eye on it for more than a few heart-beats, and it would be better yet if there were accompanying photos of ample heaving bosoms. Sadly, the man in the street becomes affronted whenever he feels his supposed dignity is being besmirched. Why is this? The man in the street is, for all his puffery, standing there in the God damned street!

In any case, there will also be a section on how our Democracy works, despite even the simplest boor suspecting in his secret heart of hearts that it is a sham. Which it is. I have not voted since becoming a wealthy industrialist, having figured out some time ago that it is much wiser to employ the organ grinder than vote for the monkey. Still, I hope this special section is of some amusement to all. I understand that one of the candidates is campaigning in a dress this year, and yet another in a minstrel's blackface, which I must say was unexpected; but as long as there are no Catholics on the ballot, I see no reason to summon the marksmen.

Now get back to work!

http://www.theonion.com/content/columnists/onion_publisher_emeritus
http://www.zweibelmemorial.org/

Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: dr.chimps on June 04, 2008, 04:55:25 AM
Coach's political knowledge/spatial awareness is inversely related to the strength of his political convictions. A scary but altogether too common occurrence.  :-\
Title: Re: How do I do a Zottman Curl?
Post by: no one on June 04, 2008, 06:01:57 AM
you're a dipshit moron. a drooling troglodyte. an addle-brained fool. a stumbling simpleton. an ignorant fool. a foolish ignoramus. a man without a mind. a mindless man. a vapid sheep. a brainless toolbox. an F-grade lamebrain. a jello-brained neanderthal. a primitive idiot. an idiotic primate. a man who has no business espousing politics because every word you type illustrates a level of a combination of stupidity, arrogance, and ignorance that makes me fear for your genetic offspring in the off-chance that they aren't stupid enough to lick power outlets and manage to survive more than a year. i become truly depressed at reading what you write because the concept of men like you voting makes me question the very notion of democracy if it means that empty-minded cavemen like you are allowed to step into the ballot box and have an effect on the nation.

you, sir, represent the very worst of not only political discourse, but i dare say humanity itself in terms of intellectual development. if indeed you don't need to be dressed and fed by a nurse, then i am surprised. please, do the united states of america a favor and never, ever vote again, nor discuss politics with other human beings. the only creatures stupid enough to be responsive to the bilge you espouse are monocellular and, frankly, even they would roll their eyes at your idiocy if they had eyes to roll.

your writings make me lose faith in humanity.

magoo, i have been meaning to tell you...

you need to try to express yourself better.

don't hold back.

say what's really on your mind.

heh.