I was in bed sleeping in when I got the cell phone message. i just said to myself, "OK, now what I'm suppose to do?" Then thought, "Damn Koreans. So long and thanks for all the fish." I turned over and went back to sleep. About a half an hour later I got another message that said it was a false alarm. Went back to sleep.
It's 11:05 am now and it's on all the news. Local political officials demand a full investigation and want answers. People being interviewed telling "their story" and what was it like. What they went through. They already said the button was pushed by mistake. This is Hawaii. Some fat ass probably sat on the button while he was inhaling a box of donuts.
I'm eating a banana and a mango and about to head to the gym. Feel like picking up some doughnuts for my post workout carb up.
Anyway, I'm still here, bitches.