I did not or do not consider War Machine beating his g/f in anyway amusing or not a serious incident, however her statement was like nothing I have ever heard before: "I am kissing teeth and several others are broken. I am unable to chew, or see out of my left eye. My speach is slurred from swelling and lack of teeth,"!!! Never heard anyone describe a beating resulting in slurred "speach" from a lack of teeth. Whole statement: http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2014/8/11/5992693/war-machine-christy-mack-releases-detailed-statement-alleging-horrific-assault-mma
What are the odds looking like that this guy gets caught alive? Only one way out if he's into keeping it real...
Second victim identified in Christy Mack attack, VH1 reality show star Corey Thomas, bit by 'War Machine' and suffered broken nose. In addition, Thomas suffered two black eyes.
Something is very fishy with this story so war machine breaks this guy nose and he leaves and does nothing he did not go for help or call the cops this does not make sense.
We've seen more impressive balloon knots from some of our very own getbiggers here.
She should make a porn in her current beat up condition. Would make a ton of money, lots of sickos out there.
I wonder if her muffed up butthole is the result of many large mancocks being inserted? Or perhaps due to the prominence of mobile phone based games.Spending too much time on the toilet with pressure on the shithole is bad news. Im a drop-flush kinda cat myself. And due to this discipline I have a very mint condish turd cutter.
You know that old saying :If you have a fucked off hair cut, muffed up butthole, date felons with metal illness, and then cheat on him, you get your teeth knocked out.-Aristotle
Oh yeah, I remember hearing my grandpa say that one.
She should make a porn in her current beat up condition. Would make a ton of money, I would watch it.
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Proverbs 3:5 With thy follicle short, sphincter like lakes of fire, demonized man an enemy of Christ's Kingdom, then lay down not thy husband, shall be cast to the machines of war.
Both look to be paragons of mental stability and rational decision making.
Im amazed he hasn't been shot yet.Must be luck of the draw that the people he hangs out with arent carrying.Or maybe it has more to do with location. Either way, he tried that shit in the south and hed have been dead a half dozen time by now.