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Goliathon

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Are we about to see an explosion in organized crime?
« on: Today at 05:22:48 AM »
There's a local thief in my town, who told roughly 5 k from my grandfather. Literally "befriended" the senile old fuck and got him to give him his bankcard. Over several months he took out 5 kish.

He also stole every other tool in his shed(he has a tone of tools)

Apparently I saw him fucking around my parents house two days ago despite being on the other end of town. Apparently he's just stealing from virtually everyone living in a 2 km radius.

The police are well aware he's stealing and threatening people regularly.

I wouldn't think twice of paying 5 grand for a little tony soprano.

Keeping in mind I'm apparently not at all original and there's about 400 million of us going through the same thing.

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Re: Are we about to see an explosion in organized crime?
« Reply #1 on: Today at 05:35:53 AM »
What is stopping YOU from fixing the problem?  If I knew someone was stealing from my parents or grandparents, I wouldn’t be on a message board posting about it.  I would be fixing the problem and his teeth instead. 
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Re: Are we about to see an explosion in organized crime?
« Reply #2 on: Today at 05:53:46 AM »
Quote from: LurkerNoMore on Today at 05:35:53 AM
What is stopping YOU from fixing the problem?  If I knew someone was stealing from my parents or grandparents, I wouldn’t be on a message board posting about it.  I would be fixing the problem and his teeth instead.
Sure bud.

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Re: Are we about to see an explosion in organized crime?
« Reply #3 on: Today at 05:57:49 AM »
Quote from: Goliathon on Today at 05:22:48 AM
There's a local thief in my town, who told roughly 5 k from my grandfather. Literally "befriended" the senile old fuck and got him to give him his bankcard. Over several months he took out 5 kish.

He also stole every other tool in his shed(he has a tone of tools)

Apparently I saw him fucking around my parents house two days ago despite being on the other end of town. Apparently he's just stealing from virtually everyone living in a 2 km radius.

The police are well aware he's stealing and threatening people regularly.

I wouldn't think twice of paying 5 grand for a little tony soprano.

Keeping in mind I'm apparently not at all original and there's about 400 million of us going through the same thing.


Loosen all the lug nuts on this guy's car while he sleeps, that's Step 1 , once you have completed this task report back to getbig with the results and to receive your next assignment
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Re: Are we about to see an explosion in organized crime?
« Reply #4 on: Today at 06:56:31 AM »
Plenty of stuff you could do to f*ck the guy up.

Get busy, Francis.
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Re: Are we about to see an explosion in organized crime?
« Reply #5 on: Today at 06:58:22 AM »
Quote from: Goliathon on Today at 05:22:48 AM
There's a local thief in my town, who told roughly 5 k from my grandfather. Literally "befriended" the senile old fuck and got him to give him his bankcard. Over several months he took out 5 kish.

He also stole every other tool in his shed(he has a tone of tools)

Apparently I saw him fucking around my parents house two days ago despite being on the other end of town. Apparently he's just stealing from virtually everyone living in a 2 km radius.

The police are well aware he's stealing and threatening people regularly.

I wouldn't think twice of paying 5 grand for a little tony soprano.

Keeping in mind I'm apparently not at all original and there's about 400 million of us going through the same thing.

I hear your grandfather speaks very highly of you...
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Re: Are we about to see an explosion in organized crime?
« Reply #6 on: Today at 07:00:14 AM »
Quote from: LurkerNoMore on Today at 05:35:53 AM
What is stopping YOU from fixing the problem?  If I knew someone was stealing from my parents or grandparents, I wouldn’t be on a message board posting about it.  I would be fixing the problem and his teeth instead.



LOL!!! Tough guy.
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Re: Are we about to see an explosion in organized crime?
« Reply #7 on: Today at 07:03:50 AM »
Disorganised crime is a far worse concern.
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Re: Are we about to see an explosion in organized crime?
« Reply #8 on: Today at 07:15:45 AM »
Quote from: joswift on Today at 07:03:50 AM
Disorganised crime is a far worse concern.

How about "somewhat organized crime"?
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Re: Are we about to see an explosion in organized crime?
« Reply #9 on: Today at 07:16:40 AM »
Quote from: Goliathon on Today at 05:22:48 AM
There's a local thief in my town, who told roughly 5 k from my grandfather. Literally "befriended" the senile old fuck and got him to give him his bankcard. Over several months he took out 5 kish.

He also stole every other tool in his shed(he has a tone of tools)

Apparently I saw him fucking around my parents house two days ago despite being on the other end of town. Apparently he's just stealing from virtually everyone living in a 2 km radius.

The police are well aware he's stealing and threatening people regularly.

I wouldn't think twice of paying 5 grand for a little tony soprano.

Keeping in mind I'm apparently not at all original and there's about 400 million of us going through the same thing.



Is this guy a lawyer?
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Re: Are we about to see an explosion in organized crime?
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Re: Are we about to see an explosion in organized crime?
« Reply #11 on: Today at 09:07:14 AM »
Quote from: Goliathon on Today at 05:53:46 AM
Sure bud.

Why you so scared of him?   
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Re: Are we about to see an explosion in organized crime?
« Reply #12 on: Today at 09:07:46 AM »


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Re: Are we about to see an explosion in organized crime?
« Reply #13 on: Today at 09:47:35 AM »
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Re: Are we about to see an explosion in organized crime?
« Reply #14 on: Today at 09:49:31 AM »
Quote from: LurkerNoMore on Today at 05:35:53 AM
What is stopping YOU from fixing the problem?  If I knew someone was stealing from my parents or grandparents, I wouldn’t be on a message board posting about it.  I would be fixing the problem and his teeth instead.

I agree!

Too many liberal pussies on this board- that's the problem.
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Re: Are we about to see an explosion in organized crime?
« Reply #15 on: Today at 09:51:11 AM »
Quote from: MajorDomo on Today at 09:47:35 AM
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