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hi you aussie douchebag! >:(
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its the thought that counts!
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seeing as everything is backwards in australia
does that mean you think with your ass ;D
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I do my best thinking first thing in the morning....and allegedly around 3am
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as i was sitting in front of the puter
i thought i smelled rotting fish
turns out is was shareen memons cooter
uncross her eyes and shed be quite a dish!
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I would never call myself pipman
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in the far awayland down under
ben eagerly sits on his thumb
fucking pear shaped women is a blunder
but its better than getting none!
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Of all the girls on getbig
with all the laughs they gimme
the one that makes me blush the most
is my special princess Jimmy
:D
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Of all the girls on getbig
with all the laughs they gimme
the one that makes me blush the most
is my special princess Jimmy
:D
getbig and most dont rhyme shithead >:(
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4 years without any pussy
and still putting up with tonnes of cunt
would turn me into a wussy
even though i wasnt born a runt ;D
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did you clean your room today
did you help 'mom' get your tucker?
tonight shes makin sushi
i know this coz i fucked her!
:-X
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if i could go back in time like a cosmic vagrant
and buy my mom lots of brew
id make her drink it when she was pregnant
and id come out as dumb as you ;D
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whats it like to ride the short bus
are the windows really tasty
you wear your pants above your guts
And theres pale.........but whats with 'pastey?!
;D
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you do allright with the ladies
even though you got a fro
but when they see you naked
they scoff at your 11th toe ;D
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when your uncle 'bob' comes bye
does he still call you petals
and does it make you cry
when he asks you to play 'wrestles' :D
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if your replies were any weaker
id stop and pull it out
then bust a nut all over your beaker
while i watch your boyfriend pout!
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i havent seen a comeback
that bad since 96
when you first got hairs on teh nut sack
and the 3rd inch on your dick!
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fool, my balls are clean shaven
unlike your womans grill
she calls me to satsity a cravin
cause she knows you never will ;D
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when you take your date to dinner
for the first time on the town
you think your on a winner
when you get a reach around ;D
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FUCK YOU JUDI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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your funnies left the building
not sure it was ever here
think before you type god willing
and you wont be such a queer!
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as i sit here chillen
i have to let you know
all it takes is penacillin
to make those blisters go ;)
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preperation h
on your boyfriends rumps
will help you to keep pace
and avoid the speed bumps ;D[move]
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if you were sent to prison
even for a day
you'd cum out leaking jism
and a dancing prancing gay
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if youre not even going to try
you should really take a nap
unless i rattle my fly
you should shut your fucking trap!
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as i sit here jerking off
to pictures of your mother
i know exactly how you feel
when you spy on your kid brother ;D
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i can tell your getting tired
by the weakness in your rhyme
your effort is admired
but i'll beat you every time :D
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if we were in the slammer
id protect you from the hacks
then rape you with a hammer
and get myself some snacks
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I bet you got a frown
cryin swingin seeking mercy
a double posted rhyming meltown
just screams out "Please Biz don't hurt me!"
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its time for me to sleep
so ill bid you a good night
but know next time we meet
never take a knife to a gunfight ;)
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as for double posting
my skillz are finely honed
so ill say in closing
consider yourself pwned ;D
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when you wake up in an hour
with the one you 'wished you'd said'
i'll come back with more power
so jimmy.....stay in bed
nite nite ;D
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i slept like a baby
well you tossed and turned
you could have dissed me, maybe
but in the end you crashed and burned
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im gonna leave your rap
thanks for asking if you could
even though its not completely crap
it sure makes jimmy's look good ;D
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i half to keep a close eye
on both you fruity twats
cause the minute i turn my head
youll be doing naked squats!
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You better watch youreself
cuz squat naked I may
BB tells me it doesent make me gay
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Jimmy is a fag
and Fedor gives him a boner.
If Toxie ever gets his way,
Jimmy will end up an organ donor
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i had indian food for lunch
so my asshole doesnt like me
if it was paki food i ate
toxy's mom would come to wipe me!
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Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the brothel
not a slut was humping
not a john was brought through
The condoms where hung with the greatest of care
thats when the turbo slut Judi apperared!!!
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junaids and shareen
went up the ravine
the fetch a bucket of curry
junaids turned green
when he spotted the football team
cause shareen spread her legs in a hurry!
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shareen had a stinky clam
stinky clam
stinky clam
shareen had a stinky clam
that smelled like week old roe!
and everyehere that shareen went
shareen went
shareen went
and everywhere that shareen went
her clam was sure to show!
it stunk up her whole house one day
house one day
house one day
it stunk up her whole house one day
and from it warts would grow!
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to the mod from way down under
this thread was ment to be
a piece of art inspiring wonder
so keep it judi free >:(
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to the mod from way down under
this thread was meant to be
a piece of art inspiring wonder
so keep it judi free >:(
As you wish my raps will be Judi free
lets talk about bodybuilders and taking g
gay for pay is what they do
couple hundred for catching goo
don't ask Sean if he has been with a man
he swears he had no idea she was a Tran
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shawn ray
drugs in teh trunk
happy mothers day
your sons a bisexual punk!
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if i was an aussie
and i was fucked in the head
id be a total homo
and unpin this awesome thread >:(
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BB say it aint so
Where am I going to drop my flow yo
I need this thread to vent the anger of the streets
God knows im taking this out on my broad in the sheets
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when i want to get rough
i call up shareen
her face may look tough
but shell suck a shitty dick clean!
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sasha's a looker
that has lots of class
don't call her a hooker
or she'll cornhole your ass
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i hate to be a downer, alas
my submission wrestling chum
sasha's weiner is sitting somewhere in a glass
but you can still put it in her bum ;D
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i thought sasha still had it
thats really what i thought
but now i'm starting to think
it ended up as a johnsonville brat
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hahaha...just read through some of these
Frank, whatever happenned to that Jimmy?
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i think i spotted him heading into your little sisters room with a towel and an icepack
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i saw her walk out 2 minutes later laughing and pointing
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apparently your dad got there first ;D
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You mean uncle Jed or uncle Clay?
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i was bombed on ses
so my memory aint keener
but if i had to guess
his name was mrs lee preist senior
;D
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Clubber wears a t-shirt
that says "my mom wont let me spoon"
she dosnt mean to hurt
but she was raised in a saloon
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if theres one thing you can bank on
its bb's aussie humor
hes about as funny
as dying from a tumor
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this clubber makes me wonder
if he's who he says he is
I cant help but steal his thunder
coz he cant beat Bigger Biz ;D
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you really should be resting
not pumping out teh gey
your nations p m s 'ing
because of a sting ray
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Youre right my friend its late
and i can take all you can gimme
but your last post sealed your fate
And I just pwnd you...wannabe jimmy :D
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first off im not your friend
im just an entertainer
you bore me to no end
and youre jimmy's seamen drainer
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well ive been to canada
ive seen the sights and shit
nothing rhymes with canada
because its gay and its full of gays....and shit
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3 cheers for australias public education system ;D