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Drinking Bottled Water Makes You Bisexual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: July 04, 2011, 10:54:37 AM »
That's according to "Hobie" from BayWatch in a recent episode of Dr Drew's Celebrity Rehab......

Shelly: What about bottled water? Are you okay with bottled water?
Jeremy: I...um... You know, in a pinch.
Shelly: In a pinch? What do you mean? What's wrong with bottled water?
Jeremy: That plastic bleaches and causes cancer. And, uh, bisexuality it's been linked to directly
Shelly: Minerals in water....
Jeremy: Yeah.
Shelly: Causes bisexuality?
Jeremy: Yeah, it's been linked anyway.

He is in Rehab because of his Steroid/HGH addiction.  Let's all pray for his quick recovery and even send him some get well cards/letters.

GOD BLESS/STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Drinking Bottled Water Makes You Bisexual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2011, 11:21:18 AM »
Polyethylene terephthalate & xenoestrogens.  Where you been?  In a cave?
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Re: Drinking Bottled Water Makes You Bisexual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2011, 11:23:32 AM »


tbombz is a heavy bottled water user
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Re: Drinking Bottled Water Makes You Bisexual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2011, 11:27:54 AM »
All caused by "Hobie" trying to look like the blonde dude on baywatch.
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Re: Drinking Bottled Water Makes You Bisexual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2011, 12:33:18 PM »
Are you really Alex23, or someone else's gimmick?
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Re: Drinking Bottled Water Makes You Bisexual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2011, 12:59:58 PM »
TESTOSTERONI !!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Drinking Bottled Water Makes You Bisexual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2011, 02:51:06 PM »
Quote from: seCrawler on July 04, 2011, 12:33:18 PM
Are you really Alex23, or someone else's gimmick?

You know, you shouldn't even mumble his name because you really aren't anything but a lowly serf.




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Re: Drinking Bottled Water Makes You Bisexual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2011, 02:57:05 PM »
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Re: Drinking Bottled Water Makes You Bisexual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2011, 03:01:59 PM »
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Re: Drinking Bottled Water Makes You Bisexual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2011, 03:06:57 PM »
He was telling Dr. Drew all the steroids he takes.  One was tren and Dr. Drew says "isn't that the steroid from Germany?" or something like that.  All he's trying to do is get back and try to launch his career



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Re: Drinking Bottled Water Makes You Bisexual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2011, 03:08:21 PM »
Im suspecting that he had a healthy diet of bottled water while filming Baywatch.
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Re: Drinking Bottled Water Makes You Bisexual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2011, 04:03:47 PM »
only makes you bisexual if you want it to
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Re: Drinking Bottled Water Makes You Bisexual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2011, 06:34:42 PM »
I do drink an insane amount of plastic bottled beverages.
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