Some bodybuilding relative of Goodrum had some success so naturally Melvin figured he could, too. Afterall, it doesn't take brains to build muscle. So he studied hard and acquired his on line certificates in nutrition and personal training. A guy with a CSN and a master personal trainer should be able to fly through contests and win everything. Well, that isn't what happened. Ditto the on line business known as Caliber Fitness, the latest development in evolution. "Howdy, folks! You know who this is here. This is Vince Goodrum CSN MFT...!" Ah, what a star. Who knows what strange destiny awaits Melvin!